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thinking abt sitting in between kenjis lap with your legs spread out, twisting and turning everytime he hits that deep part of you with his slim fingers. curving them into your sopping cunt and thrusting his digits in and out repeatedly. “yeah you like that pretty girl?” his sweet praises only making the tightness in your stomach clench harder. “feels so good sato!” you cry, gripping at his bicep trying to keep your composure. “oh i know baby..gonna be a good girl for me and cum all over my fingers?” you nod your head furiously, “mhm..” while your eyes shut halfway you can’t think about anything but his fingers in your pussy. you quiver over his thighs as you cream all over his fingers and finish on him. ken shushes you, telling you how good you did for him and that your alright. “good job sweet girl, did so well for me.”
#ultraman#kenji x reader#just a little drabble#he’s too fine#yummers#this isn’t good but i#need him BAD#I just wanted to get something out#I’ll post a rafey fic maybeeee tmr#I just don’t be liking how they come out
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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen
#lol good luck finding all of the photoshopped versions in the rb history. ‘manatee restored’ is still my favorite of all time#misc#I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to.#also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped#it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially#the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm#which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water#as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun#it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here#I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances#also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential#so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export#but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image
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Y’all want Taylor Swift to be gay so bad but you won’t even write femslash about her
#I was curious so I looked it up 1038 fics on ao3 tagged Taylor Swift and f/f#like I’m not necessarily encouraging people to go out and write rpf#but it’s wild that arguably the biggest musical artist right now who has a huge community speculating about her sexuality has so little fic#like this isn’t a good or bad thing I just think it’s interesting#idk I’m not actually a swiftie like that#like I listen to her music and keep up generally with what she’s doing but I’m not really in the fandom#so there might be something I’m missing
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annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice
#bless#still can’t wrap my head around the fact Athena was willing to kill her own daughter#when I say I’ve never hated anyone more#LIKE WHY WAS ANNABETH NOT FUMING#it’s a good thing she isn’t in s1 like I don’t think Percy would be able to hold his tongue#ni.txt#percy jackson and the olympians#pjotv#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#pjo disney+#pjo#pjo tv show#pjo series#percy jackson tv show
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
#historians are out there beefing with ppl who died over 200 years ago. good for them#history#history memes#this isn’t really about anyone in particular#but I did read the most hilariously bitter takes on alexander I#not that it’s hard to poke fun at his vanity and indicisive nature but like. he was just a poor little meow meow#although I have some weird grudges against dead ppl as well *cough* Catherine II *cough*
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I Saw the TV Glow is such a uniquely, devastatingly queer story. Two queer kids trapped in suburbia. Both of them sensing something isn’t quite right with their lives. Both of them knowing that wrongness could kill them. One of them getting out, trying on new names, new places, new ways of being. Trying to claw her way to fully understanding herself, trying to grasp the true reality of her existence. Succeeding. Going back to help the other, to try so desperately to rescue an old friend, to show the path forward. Being called crazy. Because, to someone who hasn’t gotten out, even trying seems crazy. Feels crazy. Looks, on the surface, like dying.
And to have that other queer kid be so terrified of the internal revolution that is accepting himself that he inadvertently stays buried. Stays in a situation that will suffocate him. Choke the life out of him. Choke the joy out of him. Have him so terrified of possibly being crazy that he, instead, lives with a repression so extreme, it quite literally is killing him. And still, still, he apologizes for it. Apologizes over and over and over, to people who don’t see him. Who never have. Who never will. Because it’s better than being crazy. Because it’s safer than digging his way out. Killing the image everyone sees to rise again as something free and true and authentic. My god. My god, this movie. It shattered me.
#i saw the tv glow#I saw the tv glow spoilers#it is SUCH a queer story#the disassociation. the hiding in fiction to feel alive.#the horror of watching time tick by and knowing you’re not who you’re meant to be#the unique paralysis of staying put in hell because it’s safer than what might be over the horizon#the tragedy of trying to help someone who isn’t ready to be helped#god it’s so much. god. rarely do I walk out of a film and just stare soundlessly into space#anyway. please see this movie. although I sort of hope if you’re reading this post it’s cuz you already have#eta: I used he because the main character never quite vocalizes another pronoun#but this is SUCH a trans story. suuuuch a trans story. it is not even a little subtle#it’s so good and so so painful
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Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#william afton#steve raglan#shaggy rogers#scooby doo#shaggy and scooby#springtrap#matthew lillard#fnaf movie#fnaf 2#mystery incorporated#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#people think Henry is gonna show up are wrong#it’s gonna be Scooby actually..#Steve Raglan and Shaggy Rogers both start with SR coincidence? maybe…#If yall didn’t know Scooby is some god like being in mystery inc show#so shaggy wanting to become immortal too to stay with his best pal isn’t out of the question-#THIS IS all unserious BUT I HAD to draw something based off these images#I love Scooby doo and fnaf so felt like the perfect crossover 💜#it makes me happy the og Scooby puppet is still in good condition
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Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you
#u gonna tell him the tooth fairy doesn’t exist next?? Santa isn’t real?? sick bastard#i haven’t drawn these idiots in their normal-ish form since my 1941 comic can you imagine????#that was almost 2 months ago????#crazy#Ive been pretty busy with comissions but I managed to scramble this together for ya#good omens#good omens series two#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#angel crowley#angel aziraphale#art#artwork#my art#fanart#digital art#drawing#comic#fan comic
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Video game I saw in a dream. It was in this low poly style like an older video game. You play as this character I think was meant to be a lamb, or maybe a weird mix of a lamb a mouse and a rabbit, (while not really looking like any of those things) and you’re running away from a wolf. Your objective is to last as long as possible before the wolf catches and eats you.
The house you’re running in is endless and bizarrely put together like most building interiors in dreams are (like the infinite toilet dream dimension on Reddit lol) the layout of the house is pretty detailed, you can stop and hide in places like closets or bins while the wolf looks for you, you can go up and down stairs and into rooms etc.
You never actually know where the wolf is or how close it is to you until it appears in your line of sight, it makes no noise and the game gives you no way of knowing where it is, and it’s pretty unpredictable it doesnt move at a consistent pace. When the wolf catches you there’s an animation showing it eating your character
#the actual animation of the wolf eating your character wasnt scary he kind of just cartoonishly swallows the character whole lol#the scary part is being pursued by him and never knowing how close he is#i remember being surprised when i first saw the game bc it was presented to me as#a fun addictive sort of game kinda like a mobile app game#and then i see it and its a horror game and the creators are just completely oblivious to it lmao#dream art#<- thats my tag for all my dream-inspired art#art#gif#photomanipulation#digital art#liminal#weirdcore#used a mix of ai photos and regular photos for this one#the ai stuff is sooooo good for recreating what a dream looks and feels like#but i didnt use it too much bc i wasnt able to get the specific photos i wanted :/#hmmmm this is vore isn’t it
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they are literally THE step sisters ever
Also technically after pride but whatever
#digital art#fanart#art#artists on tumblr#helluva boss fandom#helluva boss#helluva boss fanart#helluva loona#loona helluva boss#octavia helluva boss#helluva octavia#octavia goetia#loona hellhound#loona and Octavia#my children <3#I must protec#I need more interactions between the two they had such good energy in Seeing Stars#This isn’t my best work but dam did I have fun working on it#asexual#asexuality#aroace#bisexual#bi#pide
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“‘I just…I thought you might like to come back, one day,’ Crowley said very quietly. Aziraphale’s foot pressed against his again, and Crowley drew in a sudden breath, as if he hadn’t been breathing properly since Aziraphale had stopped touching him.”
This piece was a commission from the lovely @fellshish for their lovely friend, @alphacentaurinebula ‘s fic What Are You Doing Here? This fic is cute, funny, heartwarming, and incredibly spicy, and I’m very much looking forward to finishing it! Thank you Fells for being wonderful to work with, and happy (belated) birthday to you Alphacentauri, I’m very happy I could do this for you!
#I had the quote the fic it’s just so good#and cute#good omens#art#illustration#my art#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#ALPHAAAAAAAA HAPPY BIRTHDAY#I’m so happy was asked to make art for the both of you y’all are so wonderful and nice to work with#I really hope you enjoy it#❤️❤️❤️❤️🎈🎁🎁🎈🎈🎁🎁🎁🎈🎈🎁🎁🎈🎈🎉🎊🎊🎉🎉#everyone go read the fanfic plsss#even if smut isn’t your thing the first chapter is incredibly good as a stand alone#good omens fanfiction
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Biblically accurate Blurr~
Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg
#maccadam#transformers#blurr#spotlight Blurr#I opened the spotlight without any fucking context about Blurr#and for the first half I was kinda expecting him to become a Decepticon#because he was#how do I say it#a bitch. He was a bitch👌#Egotistical and arrogant and overconfident#And. Well. In cartoons those traits are typically showed in the Decepticons#He didn’t fucking care about anything or anyone except himself#This isn’t what good old autobots looked like in tfp for example#but then he decided to join the Autobots#because he wanted to do the same thing he did before the war#he wanted to do something that matters to the world#yeah this was the moment I realised that#oh fuck there it is. The depth I wanted to see in cartoons so bad.#The shades of gray#Blurrs Spotlight sold my soul to Idw comics ahaha#Later I discovered that Blurrs are fucking doomed to heroic death but we don’t touch that right now
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#archive of our own#ao3 stuff#ao3 quotes#archive of our own quotes#fanfic#fanfic quotes#funny#ao3#ao3 tags#this isn’t a fix-it fic#this is the opposite of a fix-it#this is a break-it#i make it so much worse#bro star kid is so fucking good#I watched npmd and now I’m rewatching the whole hatchet field universe#and I forgot how fucking good they are
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Ppl in 2020: if you like Minecraft YouTubers you should kill yourself NOWWWWW
Those same ppl now: so are you taking the chicken or the beef
#fae.txt#parkour civilization#this isn’t meant to be discoursey really I just think it’s funny lol#all lighthearted#anyway if parkour civilization was the first mcyt movie you’ve watched in a while you should check out slimecicle’s#200 days in a Minecraft zombie apocalypse video#OR#hardest Minecraft difficulty video#idk how similar they are bc I’ve only watched like 5 mins of parkour civilization but slimecicle’s Minecraft videos are sooo good
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the best characters are ones that suffer from a chronic case of Dramatic Cunt Syndrome
#hey please don’t tag this as hp characters it makes me very uncomfortable#and if you Really feel like you need to please just block me after#elli rambles#tropes#love how I keep making posts like this. bestie maybe it’s time to acknowledge being a ‘good’ character isn’t determined by#fitting into tropes…..#(<- will continue to make posts like this)#breached containment (derogatory)
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happy 9th undertale anniversary, everyone. :)
#undertale#undertale newsletter#undertale anniversary#ut#asriel#asriel dreemurr#asriel undertale#chara#chara dreemurr#chara undertale#photoshop flowey#flowey#flowey undertale#i haven’t drawn anything ut related in years. this poem got me good man#chara was just a kid. asriel was just a kid. they were CHILDREN!!#AUGH#my art#if i had a nickel for every media i’m currently into that features siblings doomed by the narrative#i’d have two nickels#which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice#at least stan and ford get a happy ending 💔
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