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when-are-you-coming-back-steve ยท 1 year ago
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FREDDY IS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE?????????
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buniix3 ยท 4 months ago
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proxythe ยท 2 months ago
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vi wasnt available for babysitting duty so jinx had to turn to the next worst thing
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mourn-and-watch ยท 2 months ago
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ekko describing jinx from his timeline to powder as someone who's just different but whose ideas change the world. jayce saying to machine herald!viktor that his imperfections are a part of everything that made him so admirable. powder getting mesmerized when she sees different timeline!ekko before he leaves. jayce building his whole life around the idea he got from different timeline!viktor when he saved him. love does transcend reality after all
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spiderbitesandvampirevenom ยท 6 months ago
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neurospicy was an activity enjoyed by much of the 21st century usamerican middle class, related to the contemporary practices of "astrology," "psychiatry," and "phrenology." Practitioners, known as "neurospices" (singular neurospex) would attempt to categorize people through observation and consultation with the "Diesemfive," their holy book. It is said a particularly skilled neurospex could perfectly and accurately divine the conditions of another person from a single tumblr post.
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panthermouthh ยท 3 months ago
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โ€œOh, Frankensteinโ€ฆ Remember, that I am thy creature; I ought to by thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel, whom thou drivest from joy for no misdeed.โ€
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elexuscal ยท 10 months ago
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obsessed with how in Danny Phantom
when the network (i presume) went to the show's writing staff and said, "love the show, but the kid's a superhero, give him a logo, we need a logo"
they clearly thought. but uhhh chief his super hero costume is the outfit he died in. we can't change it.
but they *had* to change it.
and instead of any half-dozen solutions i can think of off the top of my head (e.g. season 2 power up, take advantage of his already canonical light shapeshifting powers)
they went "okay so a ghost genie re-writes reality so he never met Sam and therefore neve rdied so Sam convinces him to die all over again but not before slapping her own home-made logo on his chest"
ridiculous. awful. love it.
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sunderwight ยท 7 months ago
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Bingqiu AU where Luo Binghe's the chosen village sacrifice to the evil deity who lives up the mountain.
Normally the village sends maidens, but they've more or less run out of expendable girls of the right age and, ahem, "virtues". So of course Luo Binghe's early life bad luck kicks in. In the wake of his mother's death there's no one to really care about what happens to him, he's fairly pretty, and the village leaders decide that if they dress him up like a girl the teenaged homeless kid should pass well enough. And hey, y'know, he's probably got a hard life ahead for him anyway -- dying in a brothel of some venereal disease or on the streets of exposure or starvation. At least as a sacrifice, everyone else gets to benefit from his loss! And the kid will get added to a shrine and be remembered as a hero! If anything, he should be happy about this!
Binghe is not happy about this.
But he's also a skinny underfed nobody who is easily overpowered, dressed up like a bride, and tied to a post. So. Not much he can do but wait for the evil deity to come and do whatever horrible thing he's gonna do to him.
Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is pretty sure he's been isekai'd into the over-powered hero of some kind of supernatural adventure story? He's not totally sure because he doesn't recognize the setting, but the signs are there. He's got a shrine-like base of operations (though it seems to have become corrupted/ruined, probably he has to restore it somehow), he has a very resilient and handsome new body with spiritual energy of some kind flowing through him, and a very clearly magical sword. Plus lots of neat starter powers! Though it feels like he has other abilities that have been blocked somehow? Probably he has to level up in order to access them.
When he treks out of his "base" and finds what seems to be a distressed maiden, he takes it for his beginner hero mission. The girl claims that she's been doomed to be sacrificed to an evil god. That sounds a little above Shen Yuan's pay grade for dealing with, so he unties her and decides that they had better just get out of the whole region altogether. He already packed up anything useful from his base, anticipating he might get caught up in an adventure once he left, so they follow the river away from the settlement until they reach another one.
While they travel, Luo Binghe tells Shen Yuan about the cursed deity, Shen Qingqiu, who was cast out of the heavens for slaughtering one of his brethren and has apparently being do-who-knows what to maidens from the local village in exchange for his "protection" ever since. Sounds like a real asshole! And also mid-level boss type bad guy at least. Shen Yuan hopes he doesn't have to fight him, but he probably will.
Thank goodness he found Binghe, though! Clearly the helpful little sister type! He's definitely going to require her assistance if he's going to figure out how to navigate this world and level up his skills enough to take on a god.
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juicedaloe ยท 1 year ago
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original by @ crawfishcomic below cut
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bigolbadblog ยท 7 months ago
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worldbuilding in bdsm kink fic is like "here's 17 pages of elaborate biochemical and geopolitical reasons why it's absolutely essential that these specific boys get tied up and whipped" and then worldbuilding in feedism kink fic is like. um ๐Ÿ˜ณ wh. what if ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿฅต what if the world didn't hate fat people
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harriertail ยท 1 year ago
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past lives
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scissorcraft ยท 9 months ago
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happy older-woman-who-takes-care-of-the-family day!!!!!
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hoofpeet ยท 2 months ago
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Cow skin is so thick I feel like it would be kinda hard to tattoo a minotaur honestly. Mayhaps there could be like a small subculture of minotaurs that get brands instead tho
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bloominglegumes ยท 8 months ago
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making my own food,,
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hey-heigo ยท 8 months ago
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happy pride month
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spicymancer ยท 1 month ago
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Do the Actirangers only have superpowers when transformed? If so, how does Huang Feng get shit done? Or does that outfit also count as a transformation for these purposes?
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Haha so this is a subtle thing that's only implied by the transformation I drew that one time. The source of the ActiRanger's Powers is in their Super Sports Drink developed by Professor Coach: Rangerade. The Rangerade is what gives them their powers, the bottle itself is what transforms into their suits, which provide protection, equipment, and some additional utility. It's technically possible to only use one or the other.
That being said, Yellow is a pretty phenomenally skilled martial artist and can fight crime with or without the powers. (Though she'll take a sip when things get dire. Popeye Spinach style)
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