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FREDDY IS IN THE FUCKING HOUSE?????????
#ABBY NOOOOOOO#Love Freddy in the Taxi#VANESSA FIND ABBY. FUCK MIKE BRO#I wonder what animatronic they want to put abby in#i dont got enough Fnaf lore for thid#VANESSA WHY ARE WE DOING EXPOSITION ABBY IS IN DANGER#okay but the logistics of putting the kids in the animatronics#youre telling me they didnt rot and smell#William Afton is Vanessas father??????#this is.. convoluted#Ok but whats the permanant plan if thry can go outside the pizzeria. you csnt just stun and run#Abby why would you get up on stsge eith them after whst happened last time#girl why you following chica intonthe back??#OHHHHHH I REMEMBER NOW#ella is a weird choice though#OH MY GOD HES THAT GUY#why are we calling him a yellow rabbit#MATE STABBED VANNESA#youre in for it now mate#kill em kids#HAHAHAHA SPRING TRAP#real question is how the fuxk mike is supposed to find another job#are we gonns talk about aunt janet? woman is dead#.dont need a job too badly if the bitch is dead ig#Also what happened to Garret?#if was taken by William wss he put in an animitronic#girl I love them but lets not visit#WE'RE WAITING EVERYNIGHT
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neurospicy was an activity enjoyed by much of the 21st century usamerican middle class, related to the contemporary practices of "astrology," "psychiatry," and "phrenology." Practitioners, known as "neurospices" (singular neurospex) would attempt to categorize people through observation and consultation with the "Diesemfive," their holy book. It is said a particularly skilled neurospex could perfectly and accurately divine the conditions of another person from a single tumblr post.
#spinning my web#sorry this bit is prolly convoluted and not funny#fr tho i hate the cutesy pop psych talk ytppl have come up with
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#most of this is me projecting onto marcille#the rest is a really convoluted way to justify drawing marcille with short hair#this is pretty far into post canon where marcille has gotten over her deal with gender norms#sorry if the dialogue is clunky I’m not a writer#artwork#digital art#my art#art#artists on tumblr#digital aritst#digital arwork#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille#falin#farcille#marcille x falin#fan comic#comics#comic art#dungeon meshi spoilers
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“Oh, Frankenstein… Remember, that I am thy creature; I ought to by thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel, whom thou drivest from joy for no misdeed.”
#Frankenstein#halloween#gothic lit#gothic art#monster#my art#i realise now tht all this art is a convoluted way for me to share quotes from this novel bc i is just banger after banger#happy halloween everybody <333
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obsessed with how in Danny Phantom
when the network (i presume) went to the show's writing staff and said, "love the show, but the kid's a superhero, give him a logo, we need a logo"
they clearly thought. but uhhh chief his super hero costume is the outfit he died in. we can't change it.
but they *had* to change it.
and instead of any half-dozen solutions i can think of off the top of my head (e.g. season 2 power up, take advantage of his already canonical light shapeshifting powers)
they went "okay so a ghost genie re-writes reality so he never met Sam and therefore neve rdied so Sam convinces him to die all over again but not before slapping her own home-made logo on his chest"
ridiculous. awful. love it.
#seriously i adored that ep as a kid#even though i still at the time though this was weirdly convoluted#danny phantom
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Bingqiu AU where Luo Binghe's the chosen village sacrifice to the evil deity who lives up the mountain.
Normally the village sends maidens, but they've more or less run out of expendable girls of the right age and, ahem, "virtues". So of course Luo Binghe's early life bad luck kicks in. In the wake of his mother's death there's no one to really care about what happens to him, he's fairly pretty, and the village leaders decide that if they dress him up like a girl the teenaged homeless kid should pass well enough. And hey, y'know, he's probably got a hard life ahead for him anyway -- dying in a brothel of some venereal disease or on the streets of exposure or starvation. At least as a sacrifice, everyone else gets to benefit from his loss! And the kid will get added to a shrine and be remembered as a hero! If anything, he should be happy about this!
Binghe is not happy about this.
But he's also a skinny underfed nobody who is easily overpowered, dressed up like a bride, and tied to a post. So. Not much he can do but wait for the evil deity to come and do whatever horrible thing he's gonna do to him.
Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is pretty sure he's been isekai'd into the over-powered hero of some kind of supernatural adventure story? He's not totally sure because he doesn't recognize the setting, but the signs are there. He's got a shrine-like base of operations (though it seems to have become corrupted/ruined, probably he has to restore it somehow), he has a very resilient and handsome new body with spiritual energy of some kind flowing through him, and a very clearly magical sword. Plus lots of neat starter powers! Though it feels like he has other abilities that have been blocked somehow? Probably he has to level up in order to access them.
When he treks out of his "base" and finds what seems to be a distressed maiden, he takes it for his beginner hero mission. The girl claims that she's been doomed to be sacrificed to an evil god. That sounds a little above Shen Yuan's pay grade for dealing with, so he unties her and decides that they had better just get out of the whole region altogether. He already packed up anything useful from his base, anticipating he might get caught up in an adventure once he left, so they follow the river away from the settlement until they reach another one.
While they travel, Luo Binghe tells Shen Yuan about the cursed deity, Shen Qingqiu, who was cast out of the heavens for slaughtering one of his brethren and has apparently being do-who-knows what to maidens from the local village in exchange for his "protection" ever since. Sounds like a real asshole! And also mid-level boss type bad guy at least. Shen Yuan hopes he doesn't have to fight him, but he probably will.
Thank goodness he found Binghe, though! Clearly the helpful little sister type! He's definitely going to require her assistance if he's going to figure out how to navigate this world and level up his skills enough to take on a god.
#svsss#bingqiu#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#luo binghe: I don't know why the evil deity toys with me this much but as long as he is amused then he's not killing me#luo binghe: each day he lets me live is another blessing especially since I have no hope of escape#luo binghe: is it for some sick amusement that he drags me to and from the dens of monsters and feigns ignorance?#luo binghe: if I reveal that I know the truth will the ruse end? does he do this with all his sacrifices?#luo binghe: or is he toying with me because he knows that I'm not really a maiden at all? standing on this knife's edge is unbearable#luo binghe: and yet somehow this is the most stable my life has been ever since the death of my poor mother#luo binghe: the world is cruel -- perhaps if I become whatever it is this god desires I might be shielded from more of it for another day#luo binghe: wait I have heavenly demon blood? then... perhaps my dark master considers me a suitable companion thanks to this?#luo binghe: are we two companions in this wretched world? outsiders sharing scorn and thus only able to find solace in each other?#luo binghe: is this what it feels like to care and be cared for? it's been so long I had almost completely forgotten it#shen yuan: gosh these upgrades are getting convoluted I wish I had a skill menu or something#shen yuan: oooh neat a slime! easy exp!
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original by @ crawfishcomic below cut
#i don't know the tumblr of the person who posted this in the dunmesh discord. but thank you for the idea#dungeon meshi#labru#kabru starting to openly express his frustration in increasingly convoluted ways because laios will still see him as a friend at the end of#the day is the only way i can see their relationship developing
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past lives
#this is part of a rlly convoluted hc i have about their names dw comic pending#ive had it for years i just cant nail it down rn#warrior cats#tigerstar#leopardstar#illustration#leopardclan#tigerclan#harriertail
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#ruinfolk#making a new doll and am asking how to style it in the most convoluted way possible#it takes a tumblr sized village to raise a child#is that a covetous reference yOU BET IT IS#gif
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happy older-woman-who-takes-care-of-the-family day!!!!!
#isat#in stars and time#siffrin#odile#isat odile#isat siffrin#isat fanart#paper craft#I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THE OLDER-WOMAN-WHO-TAKES-CARE-OF-THE-FAMILY EVER#i think its fun to think everyone calls her various convoluted things to avoid calling her 'mom' or 'mother' and she likes it a lot
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they're everything to me
song 'Four Friends' from 'Ghost quartet'
#the locked tomb#also really recommend ghost quartet musical it has beautiful songs by Dave Malloy and also references to Edgar Allan Poe#with a lot of fucked up stuff happening and very convoluted storyline#nona the ninth#palamedes sextus#camilla hect#pyrrha dve#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#art#animatic
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happy pride month
#naegami#makoto naegi#byakuya togami#danganronpa#trans byakuya#polaris polanski#that post is ff naegami to me to a terrifyingly accurate degree#makoto and his wife who wants him to quit his job#byakuya casually dropping bombshells on a shell-shocked and exhausted man#and then daydreaming about a better life they could have together while makoto's still reeling with the implications#if i reconcile my bizarro upbringing and my convoluted perception of gender roles and current position in this foundation#the only way i can get him to leave on his own volition is to marry him. in a straight way. bc we're both straight. what if i was a girl#makoto's resigning himself to being ff's dog for the forseeable future. meanwhile byakuya is doing the same but also having egg emotions#not featured: kyoko who was sitting on the opposite side of makoto and was in the middle of a conversation with him. that got interrupted#she immediately downs her shot after byakuya says that out loud and texts the other survivors who each owe her $10. toko owes her $20#tgirl egg byakuya in her 20s in an apocalypse as a middle manager is a very specific headcanon that i enjoy a lot#only thing keeping her going is her bisexuality and the reminder that 'i went off the grid while crossdressing before i can do it again'#my arts
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worldbuilding in bdsm kink fic is like "here's 17 pages of elaborate biochemical and geopolitical reasons why it's absolutely essential that these specific boys get tied up and whipped" and then worldbuilding in feedism kink fic is like. um 😳 wh. what if 🫣😖🥵 what if the world didn't hate fat people
#okay there are plenty of feedism kink fics with convoluted worldbuilding too but this is a pretty common theme#feedism.
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making my own food,,
#been incorporating all my tf human yuri designs into one bigger au that keeps getting more convoluted and entirely selfindulgent and im#ghrhuhgg#this is the price i pay#my art#soundwave#jazz#blaster#humanformers#jazterwave#tag for my self indulgent humanformers au#music bots my beloved
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okay but the visual of a large group of batfamily members hanging out casually one minute, only for all of them to suddenly go still, tap their earpieces, and look to the nearest exit in unison?
one moment they’re joking, and the next they’re all staring at the door with that same, eerie look of focus on their faces — something steely, grim, and Gotham.
#spooky#I would#shit my pants#I know this is just a more convoluted way to write about borderline in my head but#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#batkids#bats and birds
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i thought the reason was obvious..??
but you dont seem to get the implication so i guess ill just keep talking and you can listen if you want to
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that one meme but its them :] sort of a sequel to this
#chilaios#uughhhh ughhh GUYS WHO CANT COMMUNICATE BECAUSE THE WAY THEY SHOW AFFECTION IS CONVOLUTED AND WEIRD!!!#HEEELPPP HEEEEEELP#you see. i WOULD make another meta post about them other than the one unfinished one i have. but this is the ONLY WAY i can describe it#without like. tripping over my words or being incomprehensible#UUGOHOHOHGHUUGH IMPLICATIOOONS IMPLICATIOOONSSSSSS#'mimics are cute when theyre turned over!' (i want to show how this creature you hate can be charming in its own right)#+ the implication within the story that chilchuck lets laios call him chil#+ chilchucks odd amount off knowledge on monsters#+ IDK. EVERYTHING.#ITS ALMOST 12 AM MY THOUGHTS ARENT COHERENT. I TOLD YOU THIS MEME IS THE ONLY WAY I COULD EXPRESS IT WITHOUT SOUNDING NONSENSICAL
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