#this is why i can't have nice things

[sadnessunderthebridge]

For anyone reading this, it is about hour 10 and still no Ao3. Not sure how much longer we'll last here, we're getting desperate, we've already lost some to Wattpad and Fanfic.net. Wish the rest of us luck.

Update: we have finally gotten access to our beloved Ao3. We shall rise once again.

Update #2: It's been also 24h with out Ao3, we managed to make minimum contact last night, but this morning, we again lost contact. Our readers are struggling, praying to your gods or deities, or whatever you believe I have a feeling we're going to be here for a while.

Update #3: After over 24 hours, we are finally officially back, and we have been rescued by our great Ao3 gods.

[kanguin]

You know to this day I still can't get over the fact that the best, most effective, most quickly noticeable improvement experience with an antidepressant I've ever had...

Was with Wellbutrin/Buproprion.

That it also quickly turned out I'm severely allergic to! Swelled up like a balloon and had serious trouble breathing when the dose was finally built up enough in my body to start a reaction.

[streets-in-paradise]

I committed the terrible mistake of checking Gladiator on Ao3. Looking for Maximus fic I ended up stumbling with pedo shit about Commodus molesting Lucius.

[meerealsssss]

i was so happy. i was so proud of myself. then the fucking bracelet broke.

[pharawee]

Was anybody going to tell me that Boss Thawatchanin my beloved is in Naughty Babe or was I supposed to find out myself completely by chance from an unrelated post on my dashboard

[grusinskayas]

quickest way to make myself feel stupid is writing a long, thoughtful review on lb. sadly, i do that often. my brain sees me writing something i think is nice and immediately goes what?? you think this is smart?? you think you're smart?? stupid!!

[maegorsbignaturals]

Friend: Oh, i have seen that dragon show you told me! And some videos about the conquest, Robert's rebellion too. That guy Maegor was quite bad, wasn't he?

Me, acting totally normal about the man that i have dedicated just a few posts, a few rants, a small blogs and a few toughs of every single interpetation of his character:

[adventuringblind]

Tagged by @nurse-sainz

RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Alright folks strap in!

Document name: WIPs

Landoscar - BDSM AU (Not insert for ao3) - Angst

Breaking Point Part 2

LL/LS/OP - Hurt/Comfort - It’s A Little Dark In Here

OP/LN - Hurt/Comfort - Oops… I Lied - PART 1

LL - ED Hurt/Comfort (TALL READER) - Shame On Them for Shaming You

Landoscar - BDSM AU (Insert version... probably for a03 since people suck) - Angst

OP - HURT/COMFORT - COLLARS

OP/LN - ANGST (Not insert for Ao3) - Stop the Noise; It’s Too Quiet

OP/LN - HURT/COMFORT (Not insert for Ao3) - Pretty To Me

My Demons - Chapter 16 - Oscar

My Demons - Chapter 17 - Sebastian

FULL FICS

Colors of you... coming soon

Put out my flames... coming soon

DROWNING BENEATH YOUR WEIGHT

Chapter Thirty-Five: Evidence

Chapter Thirty-Six: Trial

Chapter Thirty-Seven: Eaten Alive

Chapter Thirty-eight: Healing Hands

Chapter Thirty-Nine: Trapped in these four walls

Chapter Forty: Well… What Now?

DROWNING BENEATH YOUR WEIGHT: DELETED SCENES

Do We Continue?

Safe Words

Zak

Tagging: @481boxboxbaby

[eyeballcommander]

Say, if you like cats so much, why don't you just get one? Lord Hater has a pet, Dr. Schwarzschild has a pet...

Who? ...Wait, that's Bert.

Anyways pets-- even relatively low maintenance animd like cats-- are a lot of work. And I barely have enough time to take care of myself!

Seriously, how'm I supposed to remember to feed it when I keep forgetting to eat?

[isekyaaa]

I am.... way too picky with my prompts......

[uozlulu]

Read fic twice over to check for typos

Write fic summary

Post fic to AO3 and cross post to Tumblr

Three days pass

Look at who all has been bookmarking my fics

Notice I typed “thieves comes” instead of “thieves come” in the summary of the new fic

???

profit

[immortalmuses]

Me, at the start of reading RWRB: Hell yeah, a main character who is BIPOC and from Texas and on a journey of self-discovery, clearly I will be adding them as a muse.

Also Me, halfway through RWRB: [sobbing] why do I love these stupid, emotionally repressed white boys with stiff upper lips and sad emo vibes, WHY?????

[abutterflyobsession]

ugh, I put my pencils somewhere safe again didn't I . . .

[fiendfifofum]

Thinking about all the war crimes I could have done by now if I believed in myself a little more

[gothcroissant]

Sorry about the flat falling through—I feel that. About six months ago I moved to the UK, and there was a perfect flat, like, decent rent, spacious (for me, at least), fucking window seats, perfect location, etc, but it didn’t work out for a slew of boring reasons. That said, I found another place, and while it’s imperfect (s2g the shower is the width and length of an apartment sized fridge, right across from a primary school and nursery so I wake up to screaming toddlers every morning), I’ve realised that it’s very much an in-between place. Wherever you end up going, while I sure hope it would be The Place cos you should absolutely have a place you’re happy in, if it’s not, maybe the next place will be. Take care of yourself, keep looking, and don’t give up! Something’ll pan out.

thanks, friend. i got to live in the most perfect apartment for 4 months i guess, and I'll never be able to afford anything this nice ever again, and I hoped this was the forever place but it was just an in-between place. like, it was a sublet that had a 50/50 chance i'd be able to keep it, but the people (who, ha! also own a whole actual house!) want it back and i knew that it might happen and i shouldn't have gotten my hopes up and i just feel so dumb, and so sad, and i also feel resentment and envy stinging in my veins. so now I have to move for the second time in 5 months. and i'm angry at myself for making such a stupid, expensive mistake. and i'm angry that i thought for a second that maybe i could have something nice, and feel safe, and trust that things were gonna work out. but i remain in between. hopefully soon we both will land.

[brick-a-doodle-do]

BIRB

FUCK