#this is very unslay

[nicawlette]

Actually? Fuck this.

[shazleen]

Ok i was tagged by bestie @cleeeffa

Rules: Make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits - as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most!

no tags buuza gang rise up and size the meme & propagate

[cemetery14]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

YEAH his whole world kinda IS BREAKING

[runninguplenorahills]

The art style inconsistency is chef’s kiss, like none of my drawings are recognizably mine. Slay.

[lovelyhan]

it feels so fucking cathartic to finally finish that fic holy shit

[lawbloodfreak]

hello

[scruus]

WDYM LIAR! I am being honest

But of course, no one would want to break Silver Wolf and breed her.

Therefore, you should most certainly tell us how you'd most definitely would not go down on Silver Wolf and make her apologies for her teasing, intentional or not.

(i am down bad for her wait what)

Definitely, who would want to ruin our sweet little silver wolf and do unspeakable things??? I absolutely wont 🙄🙄 i am such a nice person!

I definitely won’t attach my lips to her little clit and suck on them while my hands roughly hold her hips apart. And she won’t get distracted by it at all or drop her nintendo down to scratch at the pillows BECAUSE I WONT BE DOING IT!😴

you know just lapping up her juices and biting her puffy nub till she screams like a whore and her legs shudder around my face, that would never happen 👎🏻

anyways, yea so, don’t do that and won’t do it😀

[reedfulton]

totally understand not liking goldberg bc i’ve always found him annoying and he was so awful to julie in d3, but i’ve been seeing so much casual fatphobia abt him and it’s honestly a little upsetting! this isn’t necessarily a new thing, it’s definitely been a thing since the fandom started and the movies lean into it a lot, but like. i thought we had gotten past this 😭 there definitely are ways to dislike and shit talk someone that don’t have to do with their weight and/or appearance and a lot of fics really miss the mark on that! anyway that’s my rant for the day 🫶 on another note my requests are open if anyone wants to try to motivate me to write bc my 9-5 has me feeling very unslay lately 🔥🔥

[preetrambles]

very unslay day but atleast i woke up late

[p0isonyouth]

hi sweet!! hope you’re having the most wonderful day! if there’s any room in your requests, I was wondering if I could request a letter from Spencer Reid? if I missed an announcement that these requests are closed now, please ignore this and accept my sincere apologies!! ♡

if you are still accepting requests, though, here’s some information you might need:

my name is Heather, I’m 5ft tall (so my head is level with Spencer’s chest BARELY and that’s not something I can think about at this time) with light blue, long wavy hair, grey eyes, I’m British a total film nerd. Doctor Who is my favourite show, The Terminator is my favourite movie - I have the script memorised and I’m not joking when I say that’s basically the only thing I can reliably remember, memory issues caused by trauma are, very much, unslay! due to what I went through during my childhood, I come across as a very bubbly, ditzy girl now and I take great pride in that, since I never had the freedom to enjoy life in such a way before, and I take being called a ‘silly girl’ as a genuine compliment :) I’m always excited about something, super easily distracted, very expressive, and empathetic to a fault - I can and will form sentimental attachments to inanimate objects and there’s not a force on Earth strong enough to stop me. a chair missing a leg? my son. I’ll take care of him. how much is that chair in the window. I’m also fiercely protective of everyone I care about and if I witnessed someone so much as giving Spencer a funny look I’d probably commit a small act of arson :)

for the letter itself, I was thinking maybe I’m part of the BAU but am on holiday and have returned to England to spend time with my family, so Spencer being the old-fashioned gentleman is all “I’m going to write my mutually-pining-best-friend a letter and post it across the sea instead of text her :)” - what do you think?

the only thing I would ask you please don’t mention is my biological father being involved in anything related to me spending time with my family, because he wouldn’t be.

anyway, so sorry for such a long message! thank you so much for reading it, I hope you have the loveliest rest of your day and that you find plenty that makes you smile today!! take care sweet ♡

Dear Heather,

Thank you for the prompt! I hope you have a lovely day as well and enjoy the read!

Sincerely,

Alyssa

Dear Heather,

I'm sure you're wondering why I'm writing you this letter, sending it all the way across the seas instead of sending you a text. it's just, some things are better said handwritten then in an electronic message.

How's England treating you? Say hello to your family for me, I'll try to go on the trip with you next time, it's just that Hotch didn't want two BAU agents out at the same time. I'm sure that we can convince him one way or another.

Back to my cryptic message above that I'm sure you're wondering about, my silly girl. I wanted to tell you this before you left, but I believe that writing it in a letter could possibly save me from some humiliation of rejection. I just can't stop thinking of you, Heather.

I promised myself that I wouldn't get too attached again with someone, in fear that they will leave or worse. But you've been by my side through all of it, and I couldn't be more thankful. With everything that has happened with Gideon, Maeve, JJ, and everything else, you're just there. I can't deny that I've always felt something for you, but I pushed it down because you matter too much to lose you over some feelings that are most likely one-sided.

Everything about you is simply mesmerizing, it's even too much to describe in words. Your laugh keeps my heart beating, your ability to memorize every line of the Terminator, the warmth of your body pressed to mine after a case. Every decision I make, I think about how it will affect you, I always have.

So, in case this letter gets lost at sea, I'm writing this down to tell you, Heather, my best friend, that I have feelings for you. And hopefully, you feel the same.

Meet me at our spot when you return home? We can talk about this in person.

All my love,

Dr. Spencer Reid

[x-spark-l-dawg-x]

totally very serious debate here queens. >:/

If you actually think the fucking MIMIC from fucking Five FUCKING Nights at Fuckwad's: Shithole Breach is better than Winston Byrd, I will personally come and dissect you. WINSTON IS SO MUCH SLAYER THAN THE MIMIC WILL EVER BE. Winston, queen they are, fucking got beaten up daily by toons in the dungeon and is still like "oh boy i cant wait to see another toon :]". ABSOLUTE GIRLBOSS. SHE SLAYS HARD. OH! DOES THE MIMIC USE ALL PRONOUNS?? I DON'T THINK SO (correct me on this if im wrong i dont pay attention to you animatronic fuckers.) the mimic radiates unslay vibes. Winston??? POSITIVITY, OPTIMISM, SQUEALING KICKING MY FEET WHILE LOOKING AT HIM. I KNOW YOU TOONS AGREE WITH ME HERE, EACH TIME YOU HAVE TO HELP UR BESTIES BEAT HIM UP YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE "Hiii!! ^_^ omg hi winston!! ily <333" AND SHE DESERVES IT. DOES THE MIMIC GET THAT SAME LOVE? NO, SHITHEAD DON'T DESERVE IT. "The mimic is sooo much stronger than winston!! >:(((" SHUT THE FUCK UP. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING TOUGH SKELECOGS ARE TO FIGHT. WINSTON PUTS HIS ALL INTO HIS FIGHT. THE MIMIC CRUSHED AN ELEVATOR IT'S HEAD OR SOMETHING??? OKAY, PISSBOY. WINSTON IS BUILT LIKE A TWIG AND STILL MANAGED TO GREEN ONE OF MY BESTIES.

[themoonking]

both edred and winston have been acting kinda unslay and possessive and both really need to back off and let emmelinda work things out within herself, but i can also understand their behavior when i think about it from their perspectives. 

to edred, his lover, who he’s been with for over a thousand years and is clearly very in love with (and also one of his only three (3) friends), is suddenly acting completely different, is constantly rebuffing him, is paying more attention to another man, et cetera when this has never happened before in the countless times they’ve been through this cycle. they’ve always just picked up where they left off last time and this shift is coming out of nowhere.

to winston, his fiance, who he was literally seconds from marrying and is clearly very in love with, is suddenly acting completely different, has changed appearance, is weirdly hot and cold toward him, is hanging out with a bunch of people neither he nor she have ever met before (including a robot, a floating little boy, and a blue man with pointy ears) and also she has destructive magic powers. and the blue man is acting like he’s dating his fiance when they met like a day ago. also he’s a werewolf now i guess because his week couldn’t get shitty enough.

like. it sucks and they need to get their act together but of COURSE they’re both being clingy and standoffish. OUGHALSJFK i just want everything to work out and both couples get to be happy and together and in love. boo merlin everything is your fault.

[a-suspicious-lack-of-bagel]

bus today is bendy instead of double decker. this is a very unslay and even cringe situation indeed. hmm. hmm. hmm

[cptngoober]

Time zones are very unslay

It seems like everyones either asleep or in school rn 😔

[harryfeatgaga]

one of my loans was forgive so SLAY

still have to pay the rest VERY UNSLAY 😭

WTF HOW DID IT GET FORGIVEN

[gaywiththesauce]

it would be very unslay of me but i wanna name some fanfics after some song lyrics who's with me?