#this is the plot of shane

[porquenolostodos]

How dare you hide that this is the plot of Shane in the tags when we are of one blood?! I read that book in a state of OT3 shipping that has left permanent nerve damage. Let Shane stay on as second husband, please.

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

[luluxa]

...I keep doing it lol

previously in this series: Ryan & Shane

[a-sad-mage]

Hey, remember, Slug It Out 1?

And how it was like a retelling of the show, and it added in game only characters and story lines?

Like the Shame Gang?

The doppelgangers of the Shane Gang

^ that is Alias Shame- I can't find pictures of the others but if these goobers where in the show it would be fucking hilarious because you have the Shame Gang being punks causing trouble, or worse yet, joining Blakk Industries, and because they look like the Shane Gang everyone is fucking confused, and Eli is low key panicking because "WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING IM WORKING WITH BLAKK?!"

And Blakk is laughing in the background because he's ruining the Shane's reputation by having hired halfway decent look a likes.

[toomanywatchers]

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 13

How was Jaskier supposed to know that the lovely woman he spent the night with had a husband? Let alone a husband in a big scary poacher gang? So Jaskier is hauling ass through the forest, only to get his leg caught in a beartrap. He faceplants (very daintily, prettily, and most certainly not with an embarrassing wail, thank you very much) and begins sobbing with the pain. Not to mention his cheap lute breaking into splinters. Great. Just great. What a LOVELY day he's having! A pure white werewolf with bright golden eyes suddenly prowls out of the bushes, growling at him, and Jaskier decides that today really is his worst day. No matter how majestic the beast is, this is cearly the end of Jaskier the bard. He sobs and begs to live, apologizing profusely, and the last thing he sees is the monstrous snout getting closer. Geralt, the werewolf, is stalking for food for his pack, only to come across one of those humans in their own traps. Except... This human isn't one of them. He's wearing brightly colored delicate clothing, and wasn't familiar with where their traps were. It's an innocent human. One that smells very nice, under all the stench of blood and fear. Wolf!Geralt creeps closer, and pries open the trap, intending on releasing the human back into the wild, but it just kind of stares at him in horror before passing out. Hm. Well, it appears it needs more care than he initially thought. So imagine the other witcher's surprise when he doesn't bring food back to the pack, but instead brings a human to patch up. The moon dips out of the sky, they all turn back into their witcher-human forms, and now they're all SCRAMBLING over what they're meant to do!? HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A HUMAN AGAIN??? FUCK- I DON'T KNOW! Geralt stop petting him, he doesn't like that, he's human, not a wolf! What do you mean he likes it? Oh shit- EVERYONE QUICK PET HIM! No wait- He doesn't like it any more- One at a time pet him! And uh- Fuck- What do normal people eat!?

♡!Optional addons!♡ • (ORIGINALLY A TAG) Is Aiden a werecat or also a werewolf? And if he is a werewolf (and/or a werecat I suppose), perhaps he's from a rival pack (against his will) and needs to be rescued by Lambert as a sideplot • Maybe the poachers find poor trapped Jaskier and Geralt has to fight them off first, or perhaps they come back later, intent on killing the White Wolf • Perhaps Geralt turns Jaskier into a werewolf (Either with his consent or without his consent ONLY if he has to do it to save his life, we don't fuck with forced bonds here, people)

[cringelordofchaos]

I haven't given alex a single fucking gift while I keep giving sebastian quartz over and over again and I'm still better friends with Alex than with sebastian

[slugterran-fanatic]

Going insane

In Ghoul From Beyond, Kord states that Eli cured every ghoul ages ago but that could only be possible if he also tracked down Twist to cure Loki

Twist isn't even see post the neotox episode (I think its just called The Cavern of Time? Since that's the main point of the episode: to retrieve Blight from the impossible to navigate cavern)

I would've liked to see that confrontation, honestly. I highly doubt Eli would've even managed to locate Twist post-Blakk's defeat not to mention having him be willing to have Loki cured

[muirneach]

shane 1953 and also once upon a time in the west 1968

[fundielicious-simblr]

(Narrator)

It's christmas card season in this fundielicious sims world, and in an effort to include more side characters and go back to my roots, I decided to pose a few families for christmas cards. I also did the cliche thing of using said christmas cards to announce a few pregnancies. This will have the 3rd person narration of the families, the actual captions that they'll use on their simstagram post will come later with said simstagram post after this.

Maggie and Shane are not ones to miss putting out a yearly christmas card, ever since they got married almost 10 years ago it's been a tradition. Their first christmas card together was also Maggie's debut in pants on recorded media, hows that for a fun fact. They're enjoying life with their toddlers, both are working and have them in a christian daycare during the day. They're not going on their yearly ski trip with Reece and Stacie this year, so they'll be celebrating the holiday season with Shane's relatives so that they can get a city break. There's no pregnancy announcement from these guys, and honestly we can't be sure when the next one will be, though they do have one final child to add to the family before they'll consider it complete. Maybe once the kids start officially going to school and have more independence.

Our favourite political family are announcing a pregnancy this holiday season! Colton working as the districts conservative representative means that their lives are a lot more central to Windenburg, Brittany is homeschooling Nicole and apparently they thought now was the best time to have another child. Secretly (but no so secretly) almost everyone wants this baby to be a boy, it's always tied into talk about carrying on the family name and generational blessings and all that. Whilst Brittany just wants a healthy baby (and might want a boy a bit more than another girl), she can't forget the example of her cousin Adalynn. She and her husband Mason had 8 boys in a row before having a little baby girl, and Brittany is definitely not having that many children, so she's not letting herself get too hung up on what this baby will be.

Our resident reproducers are back at it again, this time with kid number 12. The pregnancy announcement isn't new to the family, but they decided to throw it in to announce it to the friends and family that live far away and. Their house is just controlled chaos at this point, and with each kid they just slot right in. So far their prayer point for the quarter is expanding their house (and i keep forgetting to plan out what those posts will look like) This new baby will make their appearance by Harvestfest, so Kyleigh is about to be pregnant through yet another summer - poor her. Not that it's ever bothered her enough to stop getting pregnant.

Zoe and her latin lover are steadily pumping out these children, they're going on four years of marriage and by their 4th anniversary will be on their way to 3 kids under 5. They've been enjoying Windenburg life, being able to see Zoe's sister Amira and her husband quite often as they live close by so they've created their own little routine. Along with seeing family when they visit WIndenburg or when they take small trips, they've really been enjoying life. For Christmas they're staying in Windenburg for their last winter there and Francisco's family will come visit.

Now we go back to our regularly scheduled programming!

[sdvbraindump]

And if you're wondering why I didn't list 🌶️ Harvey it's because it's a special one-shot that's getting extra care. I promise it'll be worth it 👀

[salvatoreren]

ngl i want to do a gojohime inuyasha-esque story js because uta is wearing a miko outfit and satoru has white hair, like inuyasha and kikyo, esp the way satoru is a jujutsu sorcerer and yk he's burdened by it and so is uta and she offers him that they can js be normal humans together then satoru agrees to it

BUT THEN THEYRE TORN APART BY FATE AND ARE FORCED TO HATE EACH OTHER BCUS OF SOME MISUNDERSTANDING

[oorangesoda]

It’s happening… everyone be COOL ITS HAPPENING

[dancingsunflowers-ocs]

Heartbreak High + Amerie love interest? <3

Thank you so much Dolly!!! (@faerieroyal/@daughter-of-melpomene) 💕

INTRODUCING ✸ Shane Ailana a.k.a Scorpion

Bisexual and Non-Binary Rebellious Skater

Their friends call them ‘Scorpion’ because of their quick temper and sharp wit

Doesn’t give a fuck about the sex map!!

Lives with their alcoholic father who treats them poorly, and didn’t give a shit when their child came out as lbgtq+

Uses the ‘cold’ personality as a coping mechanism for their home-life, but is actually quite a friendly and sweet-natured person underneath (but they don’t like to show it)

Is friends with Spider and Ant, and also gets on very well with Darren (with them both bonding over their Non-Binary identities) 

Has had their eye on Amerie Wadia since the start of high-school, always trying to flirt with the head-strong girl, much to her annoyance, even though she finds herself falling for the Skater’s charms.

Scorpion x Amerie x Harper OT3!!

[aristobun]

helene had a back and forth situation with shane ( her season 5 look ) in 2014 and i want to include shane somehow in her backstory based off of those stories i wrote in which they were a " kind of " couple , because i'm noticing that shane holds an awful lot of fascination in terms of helene thinking back fondly on past relationships that were not joel . i've also been wanting to drop shane into helene's verse with mackey purely to have her be someone who has a " talk " with frank about not breaking her heart ( the same way shane did ) , but it would be without helene's knowledge and i really love the idea . i think helene was very confused back then and her confusion meant that shane became unconvinced the relationship was going anywhere so she cheated ( in true shane style ) , which ended their relationship entirely .

[itastelikefilm]

Guys I don’t know who I should romance at this point in sdv: Elliott? Ofc, but Sam? Sebastian? Perhaps Abigail? Penny?

[sheriffgrimes-archerdixon]

Twisted realities

This is going to be shorter than usual but blame my brain for this weird one… hope you all enjoy(:

Just ignore how dystopian and WEIRD this is. I’m tired but want to get content out so yeah…

Exhaustion filled ricks body up, he was tired- he didn’t know what the fuck was happening anymore. He had lost Carl. He had lost his whole family. Judith was still alive, of course but what kind of fucked up world raises a child in an apocalypse? It made him feel sick.

His breath hitched as grunts left his lips as he cradled the wound on his abdomen, the horse got spooked and threw him right off leaving him laying on a spike to die… but he was a fighter. He was a leader and as much as he hated being labelled as one he was and in those few moments of pulling himself up off the spike he realise the truth. He was a leader. The more he walked the more he realised how much blood he was losing but he kept going, limping along the abandoned road- groans of the dead blending in with the slight breeze. He wasn’t scared anymore… he wasn’t fearful of leaving Judith or michonne or Daryl- he was simply at peace. Was he going to die? Most definitely but was he going to fight till the last second? Yes.

A walker stumbled just in front of him, knocking into his chest as he used his free hand to divert the walker- not having enough energy to kill it and so he simply shoved it down onto the floor. It didn’t have the brain to stand back up and so it would crawl. That was good enough for him. As he began crossing over the bridge stars began to invade his vision but he let out a breath a slight grunt leaving his lips… “c’mon… cmon not now. Not now” he whispered to himself dizzying images of the world in front of him nearly making him black out as he squinted his eyes continuing across the bridge- he swore he saw figures, shadows… voices soon following as he watched his group run right past him to go fight the walkers. He continued walking along the agony he felt had become worse forcing him to nearly tumble over.

Blood stained all over his face, his body… his hands and as his body fell onto the ground he couldn’t stand back up his head hitting the ground as he stared up at the sky that began dimming as if someone was turning the lights off. He was ready to go… his eyes slowly fluttered shut his eye lashes moving as he tried to force his eyes open again but the more he tried the more impossible it became and eventually his body gave way, his hands numbing as his feet ached his breathing growing heavier. The groans of the walkers became more apparent and he let out a soft breath… he was ready to go. As the groans got closer the groans started becoming murmurs, the dim light starting to become bright again his fingers twitching as a sudden gasp left his lips as his eyes shot open wincing as he squinted his eyes the bright lights burning his vision practically blinding him

“Nurse! He’s awake!! Mom! Mom! He’s awake! Dads awake!”

His eyes slowly moved to look over at the voice seeing Carl, holding his hand tightly. He had both his eyes… he was alive.. well… “Carl?” He whispered out his voice crackly and as his son looked down at him the softest look on his face Rick furrowed his brows “what… what happened?” He asked and as another hand rested upon his other hand he glanced to the other side noticing you as you intertwined your fingers with his giving his hand a squeeze “we’ve got you back.” You said tears engulfing your vision “you got shot, remember? They managed to remove the bullet… you’re all healed up” you said gently his brows furrowing as more confusion settled in. He didn’t understand “but… walkers… apocalypse” he murmured and you gently cupped his cheek “sounds like an action packed dream…” you said softly as he stared at you as if you had four heads. “I’ll go get you some food and water okay? Carl honey come help me” you said as Carl nodded giving ricks hand a final squeeze before rushing after you and out the door.

Rick took time to look around him, the IV in his hand, the gown he wore… the same white bandage covering up his wound. This was some sort of sick dream right? Making him feel safe right? As he slowly looked at the flowers next to the bed he slowly reached out taking one of the dead flowers in between his thumb and index finger “what the…” he whispered quietly

“There’s the man himself” a sudden voice said and he looked towards the door his heart dropping “y/n said the flowers had died… here’s some new ones.” He said placing the new flowers into the vase, he also held a ‘get better soon’ balloon in his hand and Rick couldn’t help but smile in disbelief. “Glad to see you’re awake” Shane continued his figure suddenly beginning to glitch slightly and Rick closed his eyes tightly trying to stop from getting dizzy but as he peeled his eyes open again Shane was gone… the balloon was deflated and the flowers were dead… all over again…

“Nurse!”

Rick called desperately but there was no response, he forced himself up and out of bed as he stumbled towards the door hoping this wasn’t a joke… he pulled the door open having to force the hospital bed out of the way… this was far to familiar. As he looked down the hallway he froze staring in horror, the phone hung from the wall- blood stained the floors and right at the end there were two doors with four bold words on them…

Don’t Dead

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