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sleep (600ish wc)
my boner got too hard so have a lil scribble of logan jorking it onto wade's face while he's. yeah. disclaimer i wrote and posted this entirely with my dick
dead dove warning: somnophilia, dubcon with noncon thoughts, perfectly healthy (/s) amounts of possessiveness
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Wade is knocked out, however unbelievable that sounds. Some nasty villain injected some vicious bio-weapon into him and, even while awake, his monster cells can’t clear it out fast enough before it’s already multiplying again inside his body. So, Beast or Nick Fury or whoever he got that damn gig from sent him home with something to knock him fully out in order for his little cell friends to focus on the job.
And as for Wade’s big burly multicellular friend slash not-friend slash roommate, well, he’s also focusing on the job.
“Grk—fuck—”
By the job, I mean the handjob. Ha! Get it?
“Shit—”
And by the handjob, I mean the handjob Logan is impatiently giving himself while straddling Wade’s chest by the knees, hypnotized by Wade’s beautiful still body and face and eyelashes and slightly parted lips. Jerking off to his partner’s sleeping form, eyes sewn shut, body lying there helpless, not being able to resist?
What a fucking nasty dog. You know this is fucked up, right? This is fucked up.
This is fucked up, Logan.
“Haa—”
This is... fucked up.
Logan watches as a drop of precum drips onto Wade’s nose, dripping down the side, feeling like he has been bewitched.
Wade is so, so still. Had Logan not been able to hear the blood rushing through his veins, hyperactivated in order to kill the intruder in its body and save its more-dying-than-usual host, the cancerless mutant would’ve been fully convinced Wade is just gone. He would be digging a six-foot ditch to bury a body in right about now.
So still, deadly still. No jittery movements. No snappy comebacks and one-liners. No references to things that nobody else understands. Doesn’t easily wake due to vigilance honed by years of war. Still and quiet and vulnerable and defenseless.
He props himself onto the headboard for balance, hand gripping wood to the point of cracking as another hand starts stroking even faster, making the bed creak in awe. If he really wanted, he could even kill Wade right now. Do something even the universe couldn’t manage to do.
Logan registers the familiar tear of skin on his knuckles first before the sound of his claws digging into crumbling walls. The burn of flesh against adamantium stings stronger than usual, agonizingly taunting, provoking the already roused beast inside him with a hot poker.
Even if it ends up not being by Logan’s hands, both of them being practically immortal means no one else will likely get to see this sight of Wade so deadly still. Wade’s death is only his, to witness, to drown in the shock and loss of, to revel and savor, to be driven to madness by, to defy and avenge.
All of him is mine.
Logan groans, growls, lets his cock hover over that beautiful face as he keeps stroking. My power over him. My reign over him. My control over him. My possession of him. In sickness and in health. In unconsciousness and in death. Mine mine mine.
Heat starts to build up, down, pressing and tightening—he bucks into his hands, the thought of painting each one of Wade’s beautiful features with his fluids, drops of white all over those lips and eyelashes and only fucking mine to use and abuse and debauch—
—sending him over the edge, ropes of cum beautifully filling every space of Wade with Logan, covering, subjugating, conquering, violating. If Logan had his way, Wade could belong to nobody else, not even himself.
All of him is Fucking. Mine.
#my scribbles#poolverine#hika writes poolverine#my fics#rrrrrrrrrrr#my multi-platform friends looking at this like my god hika where else will you post this next huh?? fuckin heebee?!#this is your fault for gassing me up now im actually kinda proud of this thing i wrote with my dick#literally took my dick out and typed the letters with it#this is the last one i promise#thanks for reading <3#deadpool and wolverine#deadclaws
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i'll give you a boop, anywhere you wanna go.
#good omens#boop#boop o meter#boop omens#ineffable husbands#sorry djhfdjh#aziracrow#good omens shitpost#good omens memes#good omemes#THIS IS THE LAST ONE I PROMISE#aziraphale#crowley#april fool's day#april fools 2024#my edits#btw i wanted to do “received ;_;” but i couldn't find it anywhere. too bad. get booped crowley#ineffable boop#gos1#good omens s1#i need you to know i consider this my magnum opus
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this made me smile
#sorry i keep reposting tweets it feels kind of gross. but. i wantedto share them with yall#text#this is the last one i promise
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goodnight comrades it was fun booping with all of you
#this is the last one i promise#pouring one last drink out for the boop omens tag#good omens#boop#🫡✨
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One last Jay Ferin stimboard in honor of the oneshot!
Art by @/saturndigital
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#I literally love her#my apologies for rearranging the exact same stims again#this is the last one I promise#I'm that specific fanart of her y'all don't even know#jay ferin#just roll with it#just roll with it riptide#jrwi#jrwi riptide#jrwi stimboard#jay jrwi#ocean stim#fire stim#dice stim#bird stim#birds#dice#fire#the jay boards#orange#blue#brown#beige
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the history book on the shelf
is always repeating itself
#this is the last one i promise#the way their expressions are flipped#hazbinhotel#hazbin hotel#hazbin lucifer#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer magne#alastor#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hells greatest dad#campcamp#camp camp#david camp camp#daniel camp camp
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varric is not a redhead anymore (the iron bull greatly disapproves)
#this is the last one i promise#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#dragon age 4#varric tethras#had this one my mind since the announcement trailer but now that i had a friend agree with me i can post this without feeling like im#the only one loosing my mind#anyway also have made a discovery that thorin has a haunted look in his eyes for about the majority of three films. which is understandable#but weird that it took me so long to see it#also bioware why is varric not a redhead anymore (the iron bull disapproves)#like i get that he's a silver fox now and honesty good for him#but that doesn't mean his hair had to turn black#unless he's really going thorough it (the midlife crisis) and dyeing his hair while waiting for the world to end#which is also understandable#also idk how lotr years work so i just copied thorin's death year from wiki
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Number Four Vessel, but Number One Espera Fan
#sorry Darya i think he’s even got you beat#sleep token#espera#this is the last one i promise#i just think they're neat#and also#i love when women#hi iv#sleep token iv#iv sleep token
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Mexican GP '24 // Post Quali ↳ 📸 by Mario Renzi
#yum#im sorry if literally all of these have been posted already askjsdh#I simply can't scroll through the tags anymore#this is the last one i promise#carlos sainz#Mexican GP '24#2024#formula one#f1#ferrari#mexican grand prix
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Brennan Lee Mulligan as Adrian Clairmont
#this is the last one i promise#brennan lee mulligan#adrian clairmont#la by night#shirt review post#well cassock review#20/5
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back on my dunmeshi summer modes of transportation bullshit
#this isn’t a ship like the others i just wanted contrast#this is the last one i promise#unless…#itsuzumi#laios touden#dungeon meshi#my art#fanart#not my oc#mine#dunmeshi
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They both suck at romance
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Purity - Slipknot
#i have a serious problem#like I’m so hyper fixated on blood era sam#my bad yall#this is the last one i promise#blood era sam#blood addict! sam winchester#sam winchester#spn#wincest#samdean#supernatural#spn 4x21#when the levee breaks#web weaving#completelymindfucked
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