#this is the appetizer

[lazyvase]

TMNT 2036

The King and The Hunter

I am currently working on the outline for season 1 of TMNT 2036. I've mentioned all of the characters appearing in the season, except for two. One can be discussed directly, the other must take a more... obscuring view. So without further ado, meet The King and The Hunter.

The King

Splinter finally looked behind himself. At the end of his tail was a knot. But, it was not only his tail. Another rat's tail, the same size, was intertwined with his. His eyes trailed up the tail. A grey body was at the end. It was a rat, a rat as big as him. Its bandages couldn't hide the exposed bloody bones and the rotting green flesh. The head held a glowing, piercing red eye.

Splinter gasped. He instinctively stepped away. His leg shattered. He screamed. A burning carved through his whole body. He collapsed to his good knee.

Between his choking and within the corner of his eye, Splinter saw the body start to stand. From the floor, it grabbed a long, black trench coat and matching wide-brimmed hat, and put them on.

"What's the matter Splinter?" The rat had a hollow, rattling voice. "Don't you recognize your future?" He laughed.

The Hunter

I was hesitant on including Leatherhead at first. He's been done so many different ways. I wasn't sure if I could bring anything new to the table.

However, I soon decided on making a merge between the 1987 and 2012 versions. I wanted this hunter style character to be a devoted ally of the turtles. I also took a smidge of inspiration from Mutant Mayhem and made my Leatherhead female.

Now, I'm about 90% sure on her origin. As stated before in the Bishop post, the X-Triad dumped mutagen on Earth. They did this for at least centuries. However, they eventually discovered that mutagen actually had an effect on the local wildlife, and soon realized this would reflect badly on their society. So, the Obscura Secreti (Mirage) was set up. This organization's goal was to remove all the mutagen and mutants from the planet, as well as cover up the existence of both. (Fun fact: Ch'rell was part of the Obscura Secreti. He considered it a waste of his abilities.) Most mutants were either demutated or killed, however there was one major exception. A mutant alligator possessed the ability to sense and track other mutants. Finding her sense more effective than any of their scanners, the Obscura Secreti used Leatherhead to find mutants, which resulted either the mutant's demutation, or Leatherhead having a nice meal.

Now, the Obscura Secreti would be attacked many times by humanity. Countless human civilizations (such as The Foot Clan) wanted the goo that creates powerful beasts and monsters which in turn could be used to destroy enemies and conquer others. Thus, throughout humanity's history, raid's were carried out on Obscura Secreti facilities in order to take mutagen. One of these raids caused the total destruction of the base, resulting in Leatherhead being let loose in the world.

Over her long life, Leatherhead explored the changing world. She's been across every square inch of the world, both land and sea. She even came across my version of The Hidden City (AKA Y'Lyntias). It's there she learned that she should not eat mutants that can talk.

An incident early into her travels was her encounter with a human hunter, Jack Marlin. Marlin was a fanatical big game hunter, with a focus on unique and real animals. He attempted to hunt Leatherhead.

She ate him.

Fortunately, Marlin tasted really bad, and so she hasn't tried to eat a human since. She did take his clothes and gun. His shotgun, Betsy (the name was etched into it), is Leatherhead's signature weapon. His vest and pants were the first ones she ever wore. She couldn't fit his shirt on (the vest was already being stretched), and before you ask, even as a mutant, she doesn't have breasts. To this day she still wears Marlin's hat, even though it has his name on it.

Eventually, she found herself in New York's sewers. There she found 4 mutant turtles and a mutant rat. She quickly endeared herself to the four young boys with her tales of the world above. The rat was not pleased. Regardless, she became enamored with the family, and began to make an effort to visit regularly between her travels. She saw them grow and their skills improve. Donnie often repaired and even upgraded Betsy. As she visited, their desire to see the surface only grew.

Leatherhead is an aunt/grandma to the turtles. Distinctly a extended relative. Leatherhead is an in-law for Splinter. And Splinter hasn't even been married.

Leatherhead's physical appearance is a mix between 2012 and 1987. Her body is very similar to 2012, though the limbs aren't strangely thin at some places (kinda like the LEGO figure). Her clothing is heavily based on the 1987 version.

(Images of Marlin for further outfit reference)

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"A struggle for the economic liberation of the South is fundamentally antithetical to the capitalist world economy. Because accumulation in the [imperial] core depends utterly on the cheapening of labour and resources in the global South. […] So any attempt by liberation struggles in the periphery to achieve economic independence - to use their own resources for their own development, for their own ecological transitions, for their own human needs - is destabilizing for capital in the core, and capital reacts with the most extraordinary violent backlashes. […] The situation in Palestine, we have to understand, is not primarily a moral one. That's how we think of it. That is not how capital thinks of it. For them it is a matter of suppressing and crushing liberation movements. Because a liberated Palestine means a liberated Middle East. A liberated Middle East means capitalism in the core really faces a crisis, and they will not let that happen. And they're unleashing the full violence of their extraordinary power to ensure it doesn't."

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[sailorholly]

Appetizer

Summary: A night out with the team takes a delicious turn.

Pairing: Spencer Reid x F. Reader

Warnings: Smut. 18+ only. Minors DNI.

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“Give me your panties.” Your boyfriend Spencer, commanded. He was different since he got out of prison. There was something dark about him now. You weren’t complaining. Sure, you missed the old Spencer, but now he was rougher with you.

The sex was good before, but now he didn’t treat you like a porcelain doll, afraid you would break even from the lightest touch. He was still sweet to you, but you would have to say the sex is better.

You look at him with wide eyes, reaching your hand under your dress to remove them. You place one hand on his forearm to steady yourself, pulling your feet out one at a time. You fold them, placing them in his outstretched hand. He puts them in his pocket, grabbing your hand before you leave to meet the rest of the team.

When you arrive, you take a seat next to Penelope. She beams as you settle in, telling you how beautiful you look. You order your drinks when the server stops by. Kristy, Matt’s wife is talking about their kids, but you stop listening when Spencer’s large hand caresses your thigh.

Your eyes meet his, he lifts an eyebrow at you. You turn back to the conversation, Spencer leans in, his hot breath tickling your ear, sending goosebumps down your arms. “I don’t want to hear a sound fall from those pretty lips. Do you understand?” You nod your head, breath caught in your throat.

“Alright love birds, get a room!” Penelope teases you. You smile and laugh, pretending you weren’t affected by Spencer’s words. You are suddenly thankful you chose a black dress, so nobody else would see your arousal flooding the fabric.

Spencer’s hand inches higher, so close to where you need him. You continue talking with the girls while Spencer talks about the case the team just solved with Luke and Rossi. You squirm, the anticipation making it hard to sit still. Spencer removes his hand, taking a sip from his drink.

You stifle a whine, pretending you have to cough. Spencer’s hand returns, higher than before. You wonder if he can feel your desire for him dripping down your thigh. Your silent question is answered when he rubs it into your soft skin. The heat from his hand makes you throb. If he would only move his hand a little to the left and put you out of your misery.

The server starts taking everyone’s orders starting with Penelope. She hands her menu to the smiling man, who acknowledges you. “For you, miss?” Spencer plunges two fingers inside you, and you can’t remember what you were going to order. You were lucky you didn’t cry out at the sudden intrusion.

The server smiles, but you can tell he is growing impatient. “I, umm.” You begin, but Spencer cuts you off. “She’ll have the steak medium rare.” He answers for you. You smile at him in appreciation as his slender fingers curl, hitting your g-spot.

You quickly grab your glass and bring it to your lips, trying to stay silent. His thumb slowly swirls your clit, and your vision goes blurry. You grab his arm, needing something to steady yourself. The server comes by with the appetizers for the table, giving you a sideways glance. For a brief second, you think he knows.

Any worries about that fade as quickly as they came while Spencer’s long fingers slide in and out of you. You’re silently praying that Penelope can’t hear the obscene squelching every time his fingers glide into you. She’s none the wiser, gushing to Tara about her latest date.

Spencer continues working you with slow strokes of his fingers, his thumb dragging across your clit in small movements. Your fingers dig into his leg under the table. You watch as he acts unaffected, eating the greasy appetizer with his free hand. You shouldn’t be this turned on in public, in front of your coworkers sitting right beside you.

The server returns with everyone’s meals as Spencer picks up his pace. He adds another finger, strumming your clit with his thumb. It’s an effort not to rock your hips into his hand when you are so close. His thumb works faster as he curls his long fingers once more, tipping you over the edge.

Your steak is placed in front of you, as your orgasm rips through you. You grip the table, needing to hold on. You’ve never came this hard in your life. “Are you alright, miss? Your face is flushed. Would you like some more water?”

“Y-yes please.” You manage to mumble as your pleasure fades. Everyone looks at you, Emily asks if you want her to go to the bathroom with you because you do look quite flushed. You refuse, blaming it on the restaurant being too hot.

After your refill of water, everyone starts to dig in. Spencer removes his hand from between your thighs, bringing his sticky fingers to his mouth. His tongue swirls around the tip of one of his fingers. “Mmm” he moans as your taste reaches his tongue. “If the main course is as delicious as the appetizer, I’ve found my new favorite restaurant.” He winks at you, wiping his hand on his napkin.

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