#this is some cartoon bullshit.
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I have the dumbest fucking problems
#left my shoes outside and forgot about them.#they are of course very wet#that's fine ive got a bunch of other pairs#gets in bed#wait.#gets out of bed#lets just check. to be safe. gotta go to work in the morning!#every single other pair of shoes i have besides my tevas#(not weather appropriate)#are too small.#what the fuck do i do??#take a blow dryer to my shoes at 11pm??#take a blow dryer to my shoes at 8am??#call out of work because my shoes are wet??#suffer outside for five hours in wet shoes and probably get sick??#this is some cartoon bullshit.#sure i could just go buy some new shoes before work tomorrow. except i don't have money#(which is where a lot of my cartoon bullshit problems originate)#but is anywhere even gonna be open early enough?? what time does target open.#irrelevant. because I do not have shoes money
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Things batfam stans need to leave behind in 2023:
Jason's Lazarus pit rage
Thinking Tim's parents were horribly abusive and hated him
Only caring about Stephanie in terms of her relationship to another person (ex: Tim's bestie/ex/gf or Cass' gf/bestie)
Treating Jason or Stephanie like they're stupid
Feral Demon Child Damian
Permanent sunshine boy Dick Grayson
Any "[blank] was the real violent Robin" discourse
Really just any reducing or sectioning of certain traits to certain batfam members and not allowing other characters to exhibit those same traits (ex: see sunshine Dick Grayson)
But also stealing traits from other characters and projecting them onto someone else (ex: Jason getting Dick's personality in fics. He is not the same type of big brother Dick is canonically)
Purposefully mischaracterizing characters for angst (ex: Dick sent Tim to Arkham, my beloathed. also again see Tim's parents)
Trying really hard to nuclearize the family. They are an unconventional family for many reasons, and that's why they're interesting.
"Alfred solos the batfam"
Making Duke "the normal one" and completely forgetting to give him an actual personality.
Cass using sign language because she can read body language (note: does not apply to YJ Cass who has damaged vocal chords)
Cass being used as a prop for her brothers
Tim being weak, woobified baby
Feel free to add on ~~
Don't send hate over these things because idgaf, they are harmful mischaracterizations, and many are built on total ignorance and often racism, classism, ableism, and sexism.
#I know there's 7 million other things that NEED TO DIE but honestly why am I still seeing that in 2024#I'm so done with the constant mischaracterizations and made up au bullshit that people will argue is canon when they don't like any media#and I'm saying any because some of y'all won't even watch cartoons or play video games#and at least have the balls to admit it and not screech every time someone tells you something isn't real#or thinking that it's 'hate' and 'not letting people enjoy things' when you get basic information wrong about a character that you don't kn#and AGAIN THERE'S SO MUCH BIGOTRY THAT Y'ALL ARE BLIND TO BUT SWEAR YOU'RE BETTER THAN DC#Even some dc writers understand that portraying Damian as an uncontrolled feral child is rooted in racism#that boy is a PRINCE AND ACTS LIKE IT#I can go on forever#but yeah I'm just tired of this shit#batfam#batfamily#bat family#alfred pennyworth#nightwing#dc robin#dick grayson#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#I would add the coffee thing but that's too obvious#cassandra cain#cass cain#stephanie brown#batgirl#the spoiler#barbara gordon#oracle#duke thomas#the signal
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when i can't get myself to start drawing i will do. this. and. 75% of the time i will be able to start drawing and i. h
#sometimes it's ocs but i enjoy making it a cartoon shape. it suck's#why do you draw so much spamton bullshit I'M CURSED BY THGE BEAST#i need to. try loosening up with other shit. however... h#wanna draw some gays kissing? well... don't u worry boss. i got thi s#anyway . this is why i always have so many sketch pages of the guy cause. it keeps happening#i should post real art some day again#hyprlnk_art
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I don't want to start shit, but it really irks me, so I want to vent anyway.
People claim Alastor is sex-repulsed because he rejects Angel's advances.
But what do we see with Pentious?
His rejection is even more vivid. But later?
It's almost like people usually want to have sex with someone they like.
Sure there are people who wouldn't mind having sex with a stranger or someone they barely know. But that doesn't mean that if you are not ready to jump into bed immediately you are sex repulsed.
I do not remember people commenting on Pentious claiming he is sex repulsed. Only Alastor. Why? Is it because he is ace? His averseness to fuck someone he knows for a week suddenly makes him sex repulsed because he is asexual and all asexuals are sex repulsed?
Upd. (It was also about him being touch-averse which is ALSO not connected to sex and we already saw that Alastor is not 100% always aversed. He has tight boundaries)
Upd 2. ( I was so angry I forgot about freaking Husk xD Who was constantly annoyed by Angel's advances. Again, no one even blinked at that)
*sigh* This is why I am even more vocal about canonically ace characters to be somewhere else on spectrum. To be grey, demi, anything! Because this stereotype is tiring. Bigots hate repulsed aces because we are freaks who don't want to fuck. But then queer community hates non-repulsed aces because we are not stereotypes.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel sir pentious#queer#asexuality#you should have seen the comments twitter had about this discourse#yes i know twitter is shit but these people are real#people who say having alastor not sex-repulsed/demi is harmful for ace community#as in Being not sex-repulsed/demi is not being a real ace#it was so fucking gross and infuriating#i HOPE they at least have good intentions#but saying that queer people playing with asexuality on a doll will somehow harm the community that is being hurt#by a completely different group#group who DOESNT GIVE A SHIT about how we play with our cartoons#that will NOT start respecting asexuals because we here are not smashing asexual doll with other dolls#i REALLY hope its not about fucking control what queer people allowed to like and do and covering it up with bigots#as if WE are responsible for what they choose to do and WE need to behave to ugh earn their respect or some bullshit like that
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thinking about how both tfa (2015) and rogue one (2016) came out post-disney's acquisition of lucasfilms (2012) and both those films live on so fondly in my heart but have also, somehow, been earmarked in my head as the last true additions to star wars canon to have come out ever since
#personal#like even if i enjoy watching things that aren't those two movies post-disney it's like#for whatever reason. my head files it as ''haha that was fun. glad that's not canon''#WHICH IS ADMITTEDLY. A WILD THING TO THINK. LIKE THOSE TV SHOWS AND CARTOONS ARE DEFINITELY CANON#but my brain REFUSES to acknowledge them as such#obviously half of it is ''some of this reads like absolute bullshit''#but the other half is ''i straight up enjoyed this. this was fun to me. but also it's not canon <3''#wish i could just unequivocally like everything but alas my standards are hard to parse even for me#the person who has them#AUGHHHH#don't ask me how tcw fits into this as it's in a weird middle ground#tcw in my head is like...... jedi apprentice.... or the comics...... in that it's canon except it isn't except it IS.#i CANNOT elaborate. my thoughts are an enigma unto myself.
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If I ever stop hating this show, I've either been replaced by a pod person, or I'm dead.
#Takashi Shirogane#Shiro#You're nothingness but shining and everywhere at once.#Sendak#Voltron: Legendary Defender#VLD Meta.#Meta.#This is some really sick and twisted bullshit.#What was the reason for this?#What was the point?#It's not like Shiro ever gets to defeat Sendak with the arm that had to have been intentionally modeled after the evil bastard's so these#sadistic clowns made Shiro repeatedly mirror his ABUSER for what?#Funsies?#Laughs at Shiro's expense?#Because they could?#Because they hated him?#I want to pick and probe their brains for answers#but at the same time#they sicken me.#Who thought this was okay to do THREE separate times?!#It's too early in the morning to be mad at this cartoon#but once again#here I am.
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how do i start coming up w more interesting character designs like urs. they are sooooo cool and i try to make a character like that but it always comes out stinky
if it stinks thats great
#serious-ish answer that i am not great at setting out tips or advice. but just get weird and out of the “comfort zone” with some things#also learning anatomy but thats a given. you can do even more funny shit once you learn the basics of anatomy#but for everything else just get weird! think of something thatd be strange or funny and run with it. what qualifies as funny is up to you#u kno whats also funny and cute and awesome? variety#mess with proportions bodies faces markings and make something that is unique and strange#maybe ypu think well this stinks or is too strange or people will think youre weird. but why? and why should it matter?#id love to see your character designs anonymous individual. have faith in yourself#if it sounds like im bullshitting its because i havnt had brekfast yet but character and creature design is something im very passionate ab#especially seeing how others interpret the “rules” of it or how some “ignore” these “rules”. have i mentioned pokemon quartz yet#i love unique characters that stand out among ... i dont know. “clean” designs. i like how ones artstyle impacts a take on a design too#im rambling insanies i realize also. im inspired by old cartoons and looking at people and animals. i also learned how to draw hands#by drawing wings first. what does thay mean? Well get strange sir
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obsessed with the vibes between this and the tutorial. the tutorial was genuinely terrifying to the point where jaiden was barely able to take a step without screaming in terror. this is a fucking looney tunes episode
#icarus speaks#icarus liveblogs#they’re on some wacky cartoon bullshit right now#i can almost hear the yakkity sax
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pisses me off so much much that i’m not immune to people arguing about steven universe
#what is it about that g-dforsaken cartoon that makes my bones weep for blood#its like. the perfect combination of well intentioned progressive storytelling bungled themes antiblackness fandom culture and shipping bul#bullshit queer community physiology kids show and actually-good-except-all-the-bad-parts#anyways any defense of the show that starts with ‘lily orchard is full of shit huh’ immedialy into the trash you fucking go#not all criticism of the fucking thing stemmed from one annoying youtube skank. people have been hypercritical of SU since before that vide#was a glimmer in orchard’s eye - people have been making great and godawful points about it since steven fucking two#STEVEN TWO?!?#SEASON#like some points made against it ARE bullshit! but not all of them! and when real life seems to have spat out a few strawmen for yall to ar#argue against you’ll never make actual progress on the genuine fucking issues people have on it! its useless!#also it really irritates me that bc some people escalated criticisms of the diamonds to ‘su condones nazi redemption’ all responses to the#shows approach to justice just get countered with ‘but RS is jewish’.#like YEAH and actually her jewishness does inform the shows approach to justice abd punishment but that doesn’t make the end result GOOD#also judaism isn’t. spiritually speaking. 100% about reform and self-reflection rather than christian damnation barbarity or whatever#there is in fact harder edges to our shit its just unlikely steven universe would include WD getting hanged along with all her sons orchang#changing her mind at the last second because she hasn’t earned an uncomplicated admittance of fault and she sends and army after the#escaping stevenites only for said army to get drowned alive as the sea closes around them#lol#(or that it SHOULD have#imo while the diamonds did escape proper justice from just a tonal and like. thematic cohesion standpoint a violent execution of the#dictatorial class really would NOOOOT fit the show in any sense)
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I just finished watching the owl house season 2
nobody gonna tell me that it was gonna hurt?
why do I keep watching kids cartoons and not expect some tragic trauma to happen
#the owl house#she-ra#kipo and the age of wonderbeasts#kids cartoon#cartoon#tv shows#nobody gonna tell me??#huh????#*tears*#trauma#I have too many nickles#rant#tv show rant#some bullshit
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Are the bots advancing??? Why do they have profile pictures?? Why do they have quirky phrases in their bio?? Why do they POST?! They gotta be fake because why did I just get a random surge in followers?? Why did I get no notifications when they started following me?? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE. HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE REAL?
#I THINK I HAVE BLOCKED OVER 200 ACCOUNTS AT THIS POINT#tumblr bullshit#tumblr bots#some of them have cartoon/ video game/ anime character profile pics#but they just seem fake??#like some only follow like 5 people and one of them is me like??#that just doesn't make sense to me???#why would someone follow me but not like any of my posts?#I do wonder if I blocked a real person by accident
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It's crazy how Dungeons and Dragons came up with a character as good as Esvele Rosznar and then never ever ever did anything with her ever except kill her brother that one time and not elaborate on literally any consequences for that ever. Like don't even worry about it lol <3
#Which is just fucking wild bc that should DEFINITELY have had consequences because the Rosznar siblings' dynamic is so interesting#and also Esvele is completely unhinged so I absolutely know in my heart she should have done some insane murderous bullshit in retaliation#And then they didn't <3#death tw#death trigger warning#umm.#Dungeon of the Mad Mage spoilers#i Guess? it's a very beginning adventure hook but like. just in case lol#Esvele Rosznar#Kressando Rosznar#<- hate using the correct spelling. it should be Kressandro the way my old DM misspelled it and never corrected#oh also not related to the brother dying things but i am OBSESSED with the way they consistently give her a little skull cloak clasp#like. you know she's EVIL now. bc of the skull<3#and also the everything else about her outfit but i am particularly enamored with the skull#she's like a fucking kids cartoon emo girl. like put a skeleton on that thang#dungeon of the mad mage#waterdeep dragon heist
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Man, it’s so wild that I’ve gotten out TWENTY PAGES for this comic so far. To some, 20 pages might not seem like a lot, but for a fan comic that’s done in what little spare time I have, 20 pages is a miracle. And for how much effort and love I put into each page to make sure it looks clean and believable... it’s another miracle I haven’t lost interest or gotten frustrated to the point of quitting.
Some of the panels have challenged me, I’ve had to put aside my perfectionist ways and settle with panels that aren’t as good as they could be, but that’s alright. I think overall, even just from the start of page 1, I’ve improved as an artist solely because of a project like this... because I kept trying. And I hope I can improve even more.
Even if I end up having to take longer breaks, I will keep drawing for “In the Ed.” Even if I just have 1 person following it, I will keep trying.
So, to those of who who have stuck around, to those who might find me in the future, truly and honestly thank you from the bottom of my heart for stopping by. Even if you stopped by and hated it, at least you gave it a shot, and for that, I thank you.
#Torra rambles#sentimental bullshit#ed edd n eddy may have long since ended but I still love it so very dearly even at 30 years old#this cartoon is home to me#so I'm glad there are some people I can share my love of it with even though there's not many of us left#I'm full of emotions tonight lol#y'all have no idea how big a deal 20 pages is to me#for someone with adhd and neurodivergent just being able to stay focused is such a struggle
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Gee this cartoon from 2012 is great I really like it, what's gonna happen in the next episode?
Oh no, racism is what happens.
#some batman cartoon from netflix#episode three and they pull a very stereotypical asian character#like silk robes with the face painted level of bullshit#its wild#why did they do this#hope they don't have lines because if they do you know they're gonna have an 'accent'
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Also that terf that decided to call me "scitzo" in fucking Peter griffin's voice in their tags is unacceptable. You do not refer to schizophrenic people like that, and you do not demand respect when you will toss disabled people under the bus because you think their distress and disorder is for your amusement. I assume everyone who follows me knows better than to say shit like that but know if I ever see anyone use language like that to refer to schizophrenics you'll be blocked on sight, probably after I reem your ass. Schizophrenics deserve respect and fair treatment, not to be used as a fucking verb to insult someone in a sexist man's cartoon voice.
And you couldn't get me to admit with a fucking gun to my head I know what Peter Griffin sounds like in the year of 20 fucking 23 so cringe on top of ableist.
#winters ramblings#DO NOT E V E R refer to schizophrenic people that way EVER.#my grandmother has it so i KNOW how serious it can be even if i dont have contact with her but since its a genitic condition#im somewhat aware of whats going on there and ZERO people with schizophrenia deserve that bullshit#dont EVER insult people with any OTHER mrntal illness like that in my presence either#go fuck yourself if you cant be assed to treat the mentally ill with respect#also funny to act like you care about sexism while mocking people in a sexist cartoon mans voice but ok#show me again you believe in nothing but causing trans people pain for your own amusement#while hating men who do that to women for some reason i cant fathom when terfs dont take issue with how those men act#cant shit on them for acting bad and act the same way bruv
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heres the 03 arc. something happens/someone shows up. its infuriating. something/someone else. happens/shows up. and is more infuriating. you feel better about the former....
#some shit#turbles...#brought to you by. uh. EVEN MORE. japan. mystism. trial combat. weirdos?? at least their not aliens this time???#they had splinter show up and do the coolest shit hes ever done and then did the like. bad end scenario thats just a projection/dream#leaving me. just confused to actually if he did that cool shit. cause. i want him to have....#-> his sons got kidnapped by the. NINJA TRIBUNAL. yeah listen. cause they must undertake A GREAT TASK. becoming. one of 8 acolytles.#training to defeat an ANCIENT EVIL. and the guys incharge of this training uh. just suck shit. they arent very nice. bad pedagogy#so he fucking. busts in and yells at em for being all ominous and shit and is like.#good luck with all that but im taking my fucking sons home.#but then blah blah fight that isnt even real. and its just annoying cause that could be real growth for him...#telling someone else off for being needlessly secretive huh!!! i wish this for him. i believe under the edifice of. 03 cartoon conventions#there could be a good dad under there.#akfdhbghabga okay. i get so exhausted trying to explain ANY of this. really truly. eh you had to be there.#(there being. the multiple days of fucking cartoon turtle bullshit [affectionate][derogatory])#oh in other news abt it were are getting to a weird era. of. how the show was broadcast. or. really#not broadcasted. cause this season was like. too dark. or whatever. it came out on dvd? 2 years b4 it was aired on tv.
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