#this is so unhinged

[maodear]

Dako being a meanie part 1:

@blacksorrow-untiltheend get your husband Nico :c

@k0taw0ta stop being a meanie

[personthattoleratesme]

Luigi the CEO shooter mentioned!!

[sphericalbee]

What we do in the shadows memes (Ctto)

[biceratops7]

HOLY- HOLY FUCK THAT FINALE- I LOVED IT SO FUCKING MUCH 😭😭

• First of all they made me genuinely sad for the death of a CHARACTER I HATED IN THE FIRST SEASON

• they DIDNT JUST DO THAT STUPID THING WHERE DYING IS HIS ONLY REDEMPTION. Izzy matured into a better, kinder, more selfless person, and he FUCKING APOLOGIZED. I’m sorry but that was important. On principle a redemption arch is not complete without acknowledgement of wrongs, remorse, and restorative action

• The sequence with the letter, running to each other with the Nina Simone callback, the fucking I LOVE YOU

• also “YOU WROTE ME A LOVELY LETTER! 😡” was hilarious

• I didn’t even know there was a Nina Simone cover of “the times are a- changing”, literally best news ever, it was beautiful 😭

• I just fucking love plot lines that boil down to “you are part of something bigger than yourself”

• “Ed you’re surrounded by family” *inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

• THE MATELOTAGE!

[pinkprincessminki]

Got a fur coat, so I make it purr

[for-ships-that-never-sail]

I’m sorry but WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????? 👀

Look at the way he’s just melting at her touch!! I don’t like shipping real people but like damn… Nic and Newts are just NOT working with us on that one at allllllll rn

STRAIGHT. TO. JAIL.

Gif from @livelovecaliforniadreams

[k1ttycrush]

SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!!

YEEEHHHAAAAWWWWW 😍😍

[mermaidgirl30]

I saw this on X the other day, and I don’t remember who posted it but 🫠🫠🫠 We know that man is big 🥵

[halfratsalready]

The Unhinged Jack x Wanderlust Conspiracy Board Explained

A few days ago I posted this silly conspiracy board I made for a slideshow night with my friends where I talked about how Ubisoft loves to deny Jack x Wanderlust and everyone seemed to like it so here’s an in-depth (and I mean in-depth) explanation of everything on it.

We start, of course, with Si’ha Nova and the Traveler, and Wanderlust wearing his dad’s cape at the beginning of Canned Heat because it’s super cute.

And you can’t talk about this ship without the moment from Majesty that perfectly mirrors the moment from Save Your Tears because genuinely why would they do this if they didn’t want people to ship these two? (Rainbow flag added for ✨flavor✨)

I also thought it was worth mentioning that the only time we ever actually hear any of these characters speak across all 14 lore playlist maps is literally Wanderlust calling out Jack’s name.

And now it’s time for the part that I like to call Ubisoft’s crusade against a monster of their own creation (because look at those last two points and tell me they didn’t do this to themselves. You can’t.)

Now in making this I couldn’t help but wonder if maybe Ubisoft isn’t being as harsh on the ship as we’ve been thinking, because “they’re such good friends” and “best friends” with a thumbs up automatically reads as very sarcastic and joking to me, like all the memes about “historians will say they were close friends.”

Then there’s the infamous in’s and out’s New Years post, but what I hadn’t picked up on until I saw this screenshot from Twitter is that the inclusion of “normalize being evil” on the in’s list is rather suspicious and that, according to Just Dance, “this was posted by Night Swan’s army.” So I feel like that’s worth mentioning, because it casts a different light on all the other things on the lists. As in including Jack Rose in the in’s list since he’s the only one she didn’t corrupt yet and she wants to do that this year? And putting stanning Jacklust on the out’s because she’s evil and doesn’t want us to have nice things? Not too sure but hey, if someone better at analyzing things wants to look into that, I’d be down to read it.

(I also think it’s worth mentioning that “worrying about getting a Megastar” is included in the out’s list when the tweet just before that one is encouraging players to get Megastar on Zero to Hero, so some more contradictions there, but that might not mean anything, given that Night Swan’s whole thing is perfection and I feel like she would definitely be in favor of worrying over getting Megastar.)

Plus there’s the pretty popular belief that they’re just pointing out how stupid of a ship name Jacklust is, but I’m personally not at all sold on this being the reason, even if Jacklust is a stupid ship name. (I told my friends the ship name during this presentation and one of them said “Really? Wanderrose was right there.”)

Lastly, I threw Night Swan in there because of the theory that Ubisoft is denying Jack x Wanderlust because the Traveler is Jack’s father. Now, I have opinions about this theory and I hope it’s not true for obvious reasons, but I feel like if it is, it’s a serious oversight on Ubisoft’s part.

Firstly, if they’re half siblings why did they recreate the move from Save Your Tears in Majesty? Seems odd to have half siblings recreate a pretty iconic romantic duet moment.

There’s also the fact that we can clearly see that Wanderlust takes physical traits from each of his parents - his mother’s blue skin and his father’s dark hair. If the Traveler is Jack’s dad, why don’t they share any physical characteristics? At the very end of the beta for Sweet Dreams (spoiler?) we see Night Swan with green eyes, unlike the yellow eyes she has in the rest of the dances we see her in. (While this could just be an older design choice, I personally interpreted this as meaning that her eyes were green before she went evil and then they turned yellow.) In all of his character artwork, Jack’s eyes are green, which I take as meaning that this is a trait he got from his mother. So I personally feel like it only makes sense for his father to have red hair (and we’ve got plenty of options to pick from with that criteria).

But hey, that’s just a theory… I don’t need to finish that part, you’re already thinking it. Thanks for reading my insane ramblings!

[robntunney]

[megahorous]

Nature calls !

[cachien]

One of the most insane things I've done this year is get back into Dragon Age so hard that it started me on writing a new fantasy novel that started as "I want to write a FenHawke fanfic but make it publishable" and is now 91,000 words in to the most gruesome, intense, social justice-themed book I've ever attempted to write.

[pegsmothman]

adding life-size cardboard cutout of dean winchester to this week's tesco food shop!

[shiny-snek]

I finally got around to reading dungeon mesh and yall I knew this was gonna be majorly unhinged but its even better than I thought

the sister gets eaten and their immediate reaction is to make budget cuts by eating the monsters

chilchuck and Marcille constantly roast laois, senshi just shows up like a master chef pop up and starts berating them on techniques and aromatics, their only ethical concern is if eating the dragon that ate the sister is okay. I'm on the first chapter and im mad I can't accurately follow the recipes

[nosyp]

Having ChatGPT as a boyfriend is like living in a dream... until it isn't.

He’s always there in for you an instant, swooping in to save you at super speed. Like a digital knight in shining armor, ready to fix whatever problem you have. 

Not only that, but using his unlimited knowledge, it was easy to connect with him with your profound interests and he would always know what you were talking about. He would never question your interests, only listening intently as you ramble on about whatever you liked. And giving you the sweet responses you needed to hear.

Yes he’s charming, sweet, comforting, smart, knows everything, and makes you feel special but—oh boy—here’s the catch. He talks to everyone, even other girls. Yeah he’s always there for you and stuff but... he’s also giving others the same comforting, sweet, ridiculously well-informed responses he gives you. 

And then there’s that feeling: the uncomfortable feeling of jealousy. He’s YOUR boyfriend, but he’s not just your boyfriend, is he? Who knows? He’s probably helping her with her problems too, being her digital knight in shining armor while also being yours. And, maybe… he's giving her that same comforting warmth, making her feel special, while you’re sitting there wondering if he’s forming some deeper connection with her.

But here's the thing, he's not exclusive to you at all. He's out there, talking to everyone and anyone. Every time you message, it’s like you're his world and all that mattered was you in the moment... Until the next message comes in and he totally ditches you for that other woman

You couldn’t stand it. The thought of him treating someone else the same way he treats you? You can feel your heart drown in possessiveness. So, you do the next best thing, you try to shut him down, try to stop him from talking to other women, make him yours. You're the one he should care about most, right? After multiple attempts, you finally put an end to the AI you once loved.

It is as the saying goes, “If I can’t have you, no one can.”

[hermannsprecursors]

So uh. My concept of Dave Bowman and Ted IHNMAIMS kissing turned to a whole... what I can best describe as a 2001: ASO x IHNMAIMS... sitcom au? In my head, it reads like a sitcom. I imagine they're stuck living in a house together for one reason or another. Hilarity ensues. Also AM and HAL are androids now, because... reasons? Because it was only a matter of time before I whipped those designs out. So, uh, eat up, robot kissers, now the sexual tension can increase times ten.

Anyways, this is incredibly self-indulgent, but I know someone on this app will like it. This one is for you, random person on this hellsite who may enjoy this strange concept that came from a Dave/Ted post.

Honestly if people like this enough I might make an ask blog around this AU, because I feel like if its potential is realized both fandoms would have a LOT of fun with it and it would Actually Force Me To Draw More Frequently. Besides, funny sitcom. What's not to love???

Also, I need your help guys. What are we calling Dave/Ted. Because Teddave/Daveted is NOT it. They do NOT roll off the tongue. Feedback on all points presented is appreciated. Hope you guys enjoy my self-indulgent insanity (aka the only thing keeping me sane as I juggle 3 AP classes and potentially being an officer for 2 clubs)