#this is so unhinged

[sphericalbee]

What we do in the shadows memes (Ctto)

[biceratops7]

HOLY- HOLY FUCK THAT FINALE- I LOVED IT SO FUCKING MUCH 😭😭

• First of all they made me genuinely sad for the death of a CHARACTER I HATED IN THE FIRST SEASON

• they DIDNT JUST DO THAT STUPID THING WHERE DYING IS HIS ONLY REDEMPTION. Izzy matured into a better, kinder, more selfless person, and he FUCKING APOLOGIZED. I’m sorry but that was important. On principle a redemption arch is not complete without acknowledgement of wrongs, remorse, and restorative action

• The sequence with the letter, running to each other with the Nina Simone callback, the fucking I LOVE YOU

• also “YOU WROTE ME A LOVELY LETTER! 😡” was hilarious

• I didn’t even know there was a Nina Simone cover of “the times are a- changing”, literally best news ever, it was beautiful 😭

• I just fucking love plot lines that boil down to “you are part of something bigger than yourself”

�� “Ed you’re surrounded by family” *inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

• THE MATELOTAGE!

[pinkprincessminki]

Got a fur coat, so I make it purr

[for-ships-that-never-sail]

I’m sorry but WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????? 👀

Look at the way he’s just melting at her touch!! I don’t like shipping real people but like damn… Nic and Newts are just NOT working with us on that one at allllllll rn

STRAIGHT. TO. JAIL.

Gif from @livelovecaliforniadreams

[k1ttycrush]

SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!!

YEEEHHHAAAAWWWWW 😍😍

[mermaidgirl30]

I saw this on X the other day, and I don’t remember who posted it but 🫠🫠🫠 We know that man is big 🥵

[halfratsalready]

The Unhinged Jack x Wanderlust Conspiracy Board Explained

A few days ago I posted this silly conspiracy board I made for a slideshow night with my friends where I talked about how Ubisoft loves to deny Jack x Wanderlust and everyone seemed to like it so here’s an in-depth (and I mean in-depth) explanation of everything on it.

We start, of course, with Si’ha Nova and the Traveler, and Wanderlust wearing his dad’s cape at the beginning of Canned Heat because it’s super cute.

And you can’t talk about this ship without the moment from Majesty that perfectly mirrors the moment from Save Your Tears because genuinely why would they do this if they didn’t want people to ship these two? (Rainbow flag added for ✨flavor✨)

I also thought it was worth mentioning that the only time we ever actually hear any of these characters speak across all 14 lore playlist maps is literally Wanderlust calling out Jack’s name.

And now it’s time for the part that I like to call Ubisoft’s crusade against a monster of their own creation (because look at those last two points and tell me they didn’t do this to themselves. You can’t.)

Now in making this I couldn’t help but wonder if maybe Ubisoft isn’t being as harsh on the ship as we’ve been thinking, because “they’re such good friends” and “best friends” with a thumbs up automatically reads as very sarcastic and joking to me, like all the memes about “historians will say they were close friends.”

Then there’s the infamous in’s and out’s New Years post, but what I hadn’t picked up on until I saw this screenshot from Twitter is that the inclusion of “normalize being evil” on the in’s list is rather suspicious and that, according to Just Dance, “this was posted by Night Swan’s army.” So I feel like that’s worth mentioning, because it casts a different light on all the other things on the lists. As in including Jack Rose in the in’s list since he’s the only one she didn’t corrupt yet and she wants to do that this year? And putting stanning Jacklust on the out’s because she’s evil and doesn’t want us to have nice things? Not too sure but hey, if someone better at analyzing things wants to look into that, I’d be down to read it.

(I also think it’s worth mentioning that “worrying about getting a Megastar” is included in the out’s list when the tweet just before that one is encouraging players to get Megastar on Zero to Hero, so some more contradictions there, but that might not mean anything, given that Night Swan’s whole thing is perfection and I feel like she would definitely be in favor of worrying over getting Megastar.)

Plus there’s the pretty popular belief that they’re just pointing out how stupid of a ship name Jacklust is, but I’m personally not at all sold on this being the reason, even if Jacklust is a stupid ship name. (I told my friends the ship name during this presentation and one of them said “Really? Wanderrose was right there.”)

Lastly, I threw Night Swan in there because of the theory that Ubisoft is denying Jack x Wanderlust because the Traveler is Jack’s father. Now, I have opinions about this theory and I hope it’s not true for obvious reasons, but I feel like if it is, it’s a serious oversight on Ubisoft’s part.

Firstly, if they’re half siblings why did they recreate the move from Save Your Tears in Majesty? Seems odd to have half siblings recreate a pretty iconic romantic duet moment.

There’s also the fact that we can clearly see that Wanderlust takes physical traits from each of his parents - his mother’s blue skin and his father’s dark hair. If the Traveler is Jack’s dad, why don’t they share any physical characteristics? At the very end of the beta for Sweet Dreams (spoiler?) we see Night Swan with green eyes, unlike the yellow eyes she has in the rest of the dances we see her in. (While this could just be an older design choice, I personally interpreted this as meaning that her eyes were green before she went evil and then they turned yellow.) In all of his character artwork, Jack’s eyes are green, which I take as meaning that this is a trait he got from his mother. So I personally feel like it only makes sense for his father to have red hair (and we’ve got plenty of options to pick from with that criteria).

But hey, that’s just a theory… I don’t need to finish that part, you’re already thinking it. Thanks for reading my insane ramblings!

[robntunney]

[cachien]

One of the most insane things I've done this year is get back into Dragon Age so hard that it started me on writing a new fantasy novel that started as "I want to write a FenHawke fanfic but make it publishable" and is now 91,000 words in to the most gruesome, intense, social justice-themed book I've ever attempted to write.

[pegsmothman]

adding life-size cardboard cutout of dean winchester to this week's tesco food shop!

[shiny-snek]

I finally got around to reading dungeon mesh and yall I knew this was gonna be majorly unhinged but its even better than I thought

the sister gets eaten and their immediate reaction is to make budget cuts by eating the monsters

chilchuck and Marcille constantly roast laois, senshi just shows up like a master chef pop up and starts berating them on techniques and aromatics, their only ethical concern is if eating the dragon that ate the sister is okay. I'm on the first chapter and im mad I can't accurately follow the recipes

[hermannsprecursors]

So uh. My concept of Dave Bowman and Ted IHNMAIMS kissing turned to a whole... what I can best describe as a 2001: ASO x IHNMAIMS... sitcom au? In my head, it reads like a sitcom. I imagine they're stuck living in a house together for one reason or another. Hilarity ensues. Also AM and HAL are androids now, because... reasons? Because it was only a matter of time before I whipped those designs out. So, uh, eat up, robot kissers, now the sexual tension can increase times ten.

Anyways, this is incredibly self-indulgent, but I know someone on this app will like it. This one is for you, random person on this hellsite who may enjoy this strange concept that came from a Dave/Ted post.

Honestly if people like this enough I might make an ask blog around this AU, because I feel like if its potential is realized both fandoms would have a LOT of fun with it and it would Actually Force Me To Draw More Frequently. Besides, funny sitcom. What's not to love???

Also, I need your help guys. What are we calling Dave/Ted. Because Teddave/Daveted is NOT it. They do NOT roll off the tongue. Feedback on all points presented is appreciated. Hope you guys enjoy my self-indulgent insanity (aka the only thing keeping me sane as I juggle 3 AP classes and potentially being an officer for 2 clubs)

[roblingoblin285]

What are your favourite scenarios/tropes for wing whump?

WING WHUMP WING WHUMP WING WHUMP

me and sage's og creator have been coming up with wing-specific whump for SO LONG that i could probably fill the library of records with ideas at this point. but that's too long to post, so take 8 for now:

broken blood feathers! this is when the shaft of a feather is broken due to some sort of force trauma, causing an overwhelming lot of bleeding. it doesn't look like a lot on a bird, but if your whumpee's feathers are to scale, this can be a LOT of blood very quickly. (i am not an expert! i recommend some research!)

some sort of binds that prevent wing movement for long periods of time. this can cut off circulation, exhaust muscles, hurt like an absolute bitch, etc etc. lots of potential

molting!! make your stressed whumpees molt!! leave bare patches in their wings!!

broken wing bones are very hard to set and heal, because literally every position is a bad one and you can't really put a cast on a wing, especially a human-sized one. snap their bones!

pin them down by their wings! dig a bony knee into the space between their muscles! it would really hurt!

have their feathers ripped out, for whatever reason!

in terms of caretaking, preening is super up there for me. with winged whumpee it's always so relieving to finally have comfortable and clean wings. with a winged caretaker whumpee can feel useful, like they're giving back to caretaker

and, last but not least, cut them off and mount them above your mantle :)

[themidnightwitch44]

Heyyyy who’s ready for some more mildly unhinged Falsettos thoughts

Trans Whizzer

I genuinely believe, that casting a trans man as Whizzer, and having Whizzer be a trans man in a production of Falsettos would be SO INTERESTING.

AND ALSO I THINK IT WOULD FIT

Here me out

Part of Marvin’s whole issue in act one is that he keeps trying to put Whizzer into a stereotypical housewife kind of role. I mean Whizzer says it himself in The Chess Game:

Whizzer’s supposed to make the dinner / be a patsy, lost at chess / always bravely acquiesce / clip the coupons, make the dinner / and love him

Now imagine trans man Whizzer. Whizzer is dating this man, this closeted gay man. Whizzer is the reason Marvin divorced his wife. Marvin has no issue with him being trans, he sees him as a man, only for Marvin to start trying to put Whizzer in traditional feminine roles.

Like… as someone who is trans masc, this would hit SO HARD

And the thing is, it could be done PRETTY SUBTLY too

Like… if we’re thinking about the 2016 revival blocking and choreography, during Thrill of First Love, when Marvin rips open Whizzers shirt, have Whizzer wearing a binder or trans tape or other period-appropriate binding methods! Or maybe he’s already gotten top surgery and he has top surgery scars!

This is all very rambly because it was written over several days. This is also all EXTREMELY headcanon-y

But anyway those are my thoughts I have only been in this fandom for 2 weeks and I have made more posts about it than I have for fandoms I’ve been in for 10 years

(@fructidors i genuinely wouldn’t have posted this if you didn’t tell me too)

[celestialwrites]

“i can’t believe that just happened.”

“i know, they didn’t get sprinkles on their ice cream!”

“i was talking about the house exploding-”

[pearl-blue-musings]

Imagine: it’s the 2000’s, the prime time of romcoms. The story of you and Aventurine. His entrance song when his character is introduced as an adult is Bright Lights Bigger City by CeeLo Green

Because of course y’all met when you were younger but it’s been YEARS I’m talking about 2 decades since y’all have seen each other, and the song for y’all’s childhood is something like Used To Be Young by Miley Cyrus that transitions into y’all being older omggggg

The songs playing when you’re getting to know each other again, being back in each others lives is Lay It On Me by Mickey Guyton, 2 Be Loved by Lizzo, Habits by Tove Lo, Lights Up by Harry Styles MKAY

And when the inevitable sex scene happens WHEW sex and candy the maroon 5 version, versache on the floor, and when it leads to a relationship??? There goes my baby by usher c’mon now!!!

BUT CONFLICT ARISES (of what idk it’s a romcom there’s always something) and broken heart argument oh the agony!!! Goes into some All for us by labrynth if this involves shady business deals and shit, rewrite the stars maybe, the heart wants what it wants by Selena Gomez as y’all are passing each other by where he’s surrounded by hordes of people and you’re just you….but WAIT something in your life goes terribly amiss!!! No one is there to comfort you!!! Who comes to your aide??? Who do your friends call for being all “we hate you but she needs you”

Aventurine of course!!! Why Don’t You Kiss Her plays in the background, maybe In Too Deep by Jacob Collier, finishing it out with Lover Please Stay by Nothing but Thieves. And suddenly all is resolved!!!! Golden Hour plays, ending with White Night

Are all these songs on my Aventurine playlist?? Yes, yes they are. Have a nice day