#this is so satisfying actually it's like. they're all seperate

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So, I'm going to answer these two requests in the same post, because I feel if I did them seperately I'd probably end up repeating myself. Hope that's okay! (NSFW will be at the end of the post under a banner, so 18+ below!)

I think both the stan twins have a complicated relationship to the idea of being parents, whilst they are fond of their memories together as kids, they otherwise had an awful upbringing, whilst stan got kicked out as a teen, I don't think Ford would have had the greatest time either in still being in contact with his family, in fact I have a lot of theories that he more or less cut off contact with them by a certain point in his early adult life when conducting his research in the Falls.

I think their expeirences with how their parents got together and how Filbrick treated his sons as either means to an end or dead weight in his life, meant that they were never keen to start a family early on in their lives and 'settle down', stan more out of circumstances/ wanting to travel the world, and Ford out of wanting to focus on his career/ acheiving greatly in the fields he wished to pursue. However, they were raised around the 60's and would have faced at least some societal pressures and influence (even from their parents) that at some point they had to find a girl to marry and have children with. Whilst neither of the twins really exhibit a desire to fit into the norms of society, I think they definitely considered and probably even fantasised about their future as a parent, regardless if they truly wanted that future or not.

Ford I think would have the narrative of "Of course, once I've done x and researched x, then hopefully I'll find a woman that actually wants to talk to me and then maybe we'll get married and settle down once I'm x age..." and then, satisfied with his internal answer to those societal pressures get's on with his studies. I'm sure Ford has thought about it a lot and ruminated anxiously over the fact that he can't seem to connect with anyone on a deeper level, I mean its practically part of what drives him to study the abnormal in the first place! He's fantasised about meeting someone, who like him is strange and unusual in some way and as driven to seek out intellectual, academic pursuits. He thinks maybe they could focus on their careers together and settle down once you both get to a certain age. You may be 'older' parents by his parent's/generation's standards, but he's never really cared for that and it makes sense for him to focus on his career first and foremost, anyway. He's not putting anything off, not at all!

They both love their family still and love the twins deeply with all of that said, though! Ford in seeing them realises all that he has missed from his time in the portal, even though he feels its silly after all this time to regret the past, it does make him wonder the 'what ifs?' - if he had been more in the twins' lives up to this point, or if things had gone differently, would he have even learnt the lessons he needed to; or would he have been as absorbed into his career as he had been and not had them in his life?

Ford loves being around the twins, they're the most loveable pair of kids AND they're his family <3 Once he's starting to get over all that has happened he starts to really enjoy their precocious natures - it gives him a glimpse of what may have been, however small, into what it would be like to have children. I think he does think it over and considers if it would've made him happy. After all, he isn't his father, maybe he would've been better at raising them than his father had been with them...

So for the sake of one of these requests, let's say that he does want to be a father! HCs for dad!Ford and pregnant S/O:

Ford is going to put his all into reasearching potentially EVERYTHING there is to know about pregnancy, concieving (if you're purposefully putting effort into having kids, that is) and child rearing as he can before you do get pregnant/concieve. It's what he does best and he'll even be trying to research what the best parenting methods are and calculate the possibilities of what can go wrong for the baby, you, etc etc. I mean you can't go into anything unless you're 100% certain you're willing & ready to undergo any of the potential outcomes, right?

He has the best intentions, but if you really don't want to know all the freaky/dangerous outcomes that could happen to you and the future baby/babies, then you might need to have a firm conversation with him. Might have to also remind him that you need to be a team in this, parenting is one of the things with endless amounts of advice and not all of them are going to work or be ones you want to make, part of being a parent is finding out/knowing your style and not overthinking it (or at least trying to).

Will certainly do his own 'check-ups' on you in addition to you going for your regular doctors/hospital ones. Enrolls you both in a class for new parents, but ends up criticising it and is convinced that you can learn everything you need to know at home anyway (finally he sees the value of the internet!)

The fact that he is a lighter sleeper is both a blessing and a curse, he won't mind waking up for the baby any time day or night but when you're in the last trimester and you're uncomfortable he's likely not getting much sleep either! Will be incredibly attentive in trying to solve it though, and that goes for the rest of your pregnancy too! He's there to put oil over stretch marks, set out your vitamins, help you get the most comfortable positions, fetch whatever food you're craving and so on.

Never got to be at the twins' birth and so is absoluely not going to miss the birth of his children for anything! He does fear about things going wrong, though, doesn't think so at first but does have a few nightmares about it. Is anxious about your pregnancy being high risk, since multiples clarly run in his family and being an older parent. Wonders if the baby will have any 'abnormalities' like his polydactly and whilst he will accept his child 1 million percent, he is already worrying over how they will be recieved by others.

In labour, he's definitely in tune with you, he's not one of those lazy, unconcerned husbands that you see annoying/ignoring their pregnant wives in hospital. Is incredibly good at rolling with the punches in an emergency situation. Absolutely sobs when he gets to hold them for the first time. Eventually manages to relieve hold of them when Stan comes over after the birth by convincing him that you need him for something so he can get to hold is nibling, haha.

Loves to smooth his hands over your belly, is excited to feel the baby move and talks to them <3 Definitely the dad who plays them classical music as well!

I think that his S/O being pregnant he just gains a different, deeper appreciation for you! The fact that you're bringing life into the world is incredible and he's there when its wonderful and when its difficult, he knows it's not all rainbows and sunshine and will often tell you that if he could find a way to alleivate your pains or carry the baby himself he would!

Is very protective of you when you're pregnant, more so than he normally is in public. Hates when people cross boundaries and make you uncomfortable, gets especially mad at strangers wanting to touch you and will not let that happen if he's with you.

Ford as a dad would be amazing, he's not perfect by any means, but whatever his children are curious about he has a ready answer! Is actually good at getting to the root of the loop of 'why' questions into what they really want to know/do. You can often see him with his kids, looking up at him like he hung the stars because he has an answer for almost anything they can think of.

Whilst he has to very carefully shut away his lab and make sure it's under tighter security for the kids when they're younger, he now gets to do all sorts of nerdy things with them. Even runs his own smaller, simpler version of D&D&MD for them, ends up becoming a family tradition to have a 'games night' because of this.

Schooling is something he takes very seriously, and he can be a firm parent when he needs to, though debates on whether they should be homeschooled or not and for how long - whatever you settle on, he's going to make sure his kids have all the help they need with homework and will encourage them to take any extra curricular activities/hobbies they may want to do. Your kid shows an interest in music? He'd be showing them all the different instruments that they could maybe play! They want to join a sport, he'll be at every game!

Ford will be there to celebrate their acheivements in life, whatever they may do, I think he'd be a very supportive dad after the events of the show especially. And he'll be incredibly protective of them of course, no one is going to hurt them and get away with it lightly!

Not to mention these kids will have the most fun-loving chaotic uncle in the world! Ready to regale them with tales of all the adventures he and their dad have gone on ("please make it more G-rated, Stanley"), and when they're older cover for them when they want to do more rebellious things - Stan is going to make sure they get back home safe!

Now for the NSFW:

I think like I said, Ford generally isn't much into the idea of having kids --> but that doesn't mean you can't have a breeding kink!

The element of this kink that is so appealing to him is the 'claiming', the need to mark you in some way. He finds it hot to think about you being filled with his cum.

In the back of his mind he has a little voice that says he should feel some sort of shame for the dark, possessive nature of his thoughts around this kink, for wanting you to be 'mine' (his). Its almost like a ritual to him, to combine his cum with yours, to fill you; you are his and he is yours. He's not really religious, but I think in an intimate relationship he feels like he wants to be as close to you as possible, your his to worship and his to protect and keep safe and to pleasure. If he could find a way to meld souls and minds with you he'd be tempted to do it (but on the other side of things, especially ford post-bill betrayal, I think he's too independent to really do that haha).

It's practically filthy the amount of times he's imagined you pressed into the 'mating press' position, legs hiked up onto his shoulders.

When he finishes, wants you to hold his cum in, presses it back in with his fingers or gets you to raise your hips, legs crossed.

Surely thinks about the possibility of you getting pregnant from it. It sometimes creeps into his mind when he sees you interacting with the twins or other kids/babies. It makes him feel feral. Likes to think about what it would be like to see you pregnant, even if he doesn't actually want kids.

[imaricyeah12]

Kasane Teto, but what if she recieved a Vocaloid voicebank too?

I kinda uh liked how it turned out at first but then looking at after a while it looks.. really garbage ngl. I thought I cooked doing the colours and rendering but eww..

Anyways huge chunk of rambling under the cut

So we're aware that Teto, an Utauloid, now has a Synth V voicebank, right?

I like to think like.. yknow how Teto wanted to be a Vocaloid, like on par with Miku? But she was taking small steps and started out as an amateur Utau instead? Well looks like everything changed when Teto became a Synth V. It seems as if she ended up achieving more than what she dreamed. She ended up in one of the most phenomenal vocal Synth engine ever, with diamond clear voice, beautiful design and interesting outfit.

So like by now i think her initial dream of being a Vocaloid slowly faded away, more than satisfied with what she got.

Now.. what if now Vocaloid decided "hey we gotta recruit her into Vocaloid too she's actually really good and she's like.. in one of the most powerful vocal engines!! Wasn't being a Vocaloid her dream at one point?"

So they kinda convinced Teto to join Vocaloid. Kinda hesitant and nervous at first tho.

All-over-the-place Design rambling:

Notice how Teto looks like she's trying so hard to look good enough to join Vocaloid? With an outfit almost similar to the Vocaloid ones (ie like Hatsune Miku's)? Awh look at her with her big dreams..

But this can't go on forever, yeah? Do you think she felt more and more hopeless about her dream coming true?

Then guess what?

BAM, here comes Synthesizer V!! Look, she looks much more mature now, with a new outfit that looks more seperate to her initial vocaloid-rip-off outfit. Look at her she looks so proud and she knows she achieved far more than she dreamed.

I like to imagine that at this point she completely moved on from her dream of being a Vocaloid. Then.. imagine, suddenly she got an invitation to be a Vocaloid?

Now for my fan design I used a design similar to the SV one bcs I feel like she moved on from Vocaloid, therefore naturally she'd not rly revert back to wearing an outfit similar to yknow the Utau one (bad memories when she used to try so hard to please Vocaloid out of all things. You can notice the Utau outfit looked like the typical Vocaloid outfit like the one Miku worn). So yeah she'd wear something that looks nothing like her first outfit. Oh and uh the design almost looks like an knight or military or officer-esque uniform bcs i think it could represent how she could've gotten more tougher and mature n stuff. So uh yeah

This makes obv no sense I just tried to get my ideas out. Ahh I hope it's atleast comprehendible enough.

Pls give ideas to improve this piece they're def welcome i hate the way this looks ngl

[auburnitzy]

KISSES WITH THE TRAFFIC LIGHT TRIO

CHARACTERS - RED SON + MK + MEI (SEPERATE)

DISCLAIMER - FLUFF

IDEA - HOW DO THE TRAFFIC LIGHT TRIO PREFER THEIR KISSES?

WORDS - 750+

• RED SON •

- Red Son prefers long, passionate kisses that matches the intensity of his flames. A short peck on the lips wouldn't satisfy him as he likes the feeling of your lips on his.

- It's mostly you who initiates it. No matter how frustrated Red Son gets, he won't ask you for a kiss unless he's really desperate because he values his pride and dignity.

- He'll get red in the face and would stutter on the rare occasion that he'd ask. His eyes would land on anywhere but yours. If you decide to tease him, the color on his cheeks would intensify (and maybe spark a few flames on his hair).

- If he gets fed up with your teasing he'll just yell "FORGET IT!" before turning his back on you. He still wants a kiss, but again, he values his pride and dignity. There's no way he would beg a mere mortal for something as trivial as a kiss.

- In the end, Red Son caves in to his urges and gathers up the courage to ask you again. No matter how much he denies it, he craves for your touch.

- If you accept, he'll take a moment to stare into your eyes and admire them as he tucks a strand of hair behind your ear before he places his lips on yours.

- Like the rest of his body, Red Son's lips are warm. Not hot enough to burn you, but warm.

- If you're feeling frisky and decide to deepen the kiss, you'll actually get feel his little fangs.

• QI XIAOTIAN •

- MK prefers short kisses. It doesn't matter if it's on the lips or the cheek.

- He likes to receive kisses more than giving them.

- Making out would be difficult because he can't sit still for even a second.

- The guy's not afraid to ask you for a kiss. He's not even gonna hesitate. The only exception is when you're in front of his friends, because he knows they're gonna tease the heck out of him.

- His favorite is the one where you kiss his forehead. He thinks of it as a good luck charm, and will put even more effort into his work and training. Sun Wukong and Pigsy would take notice of this, and would mistake it for productivity when in reality, Xiaotian's repeating the forehead kiss in his mind.

- Definitely the type to ask you to kiss his wounds and bruises, telling you that it makes it heal faster. It doesn't, but you still do it anyway because the warmth that would radiate from Xiaotian's smile would rival even the sun's.

- On the off chance you guys would make out, you're gonna have to take the initiative here. His face would turn redder than a tomato and he would melt in your arms. Steam is practically coming out of his ears. He might even pass out if he gets too hot.

- If you decide to be a meanie and refuse him his kisses, he will pout and sulk into the corner. If he has to train or go to work, he'll put less effort because he's sad that you didn't give him a kiss.

- You monster, look at what you've done.

• MEI DRAGON •

- Mei doesn't have a preference on the length of the kiss. She doesn't care. Kisses are kisses.

- Just like gifts, she prefers to give than to receive.

- Her favorite place to kiss is your cheek.

- Surprise kisses are her forte. She'll sneak up behind you, attack you with a hug before spinning you around to give you a smooch. Don't worry, she asked for your permission beforehand. Mei doesn't like to make you uncomfortable and will put your comfort above her wants.

- She would absolutely pepper your face in kisses. From your forehead to your cheeks, messy lipstick marks would litter your face. There's not a single day where you don't have a pink lipstick mark on your face.

- You have to be on your guard though. Mei would probably bite your neck and leave a mark if given the chance. You can't exactly blame her, because you knew dragons are possessive of their treasures, and you're no exception.

- Mei likes to use waterproof lipstick, so have fun washing all that off!

- If you're in the mood to be mean, block her kisses. This is a surefire way to get on her nerves.

- Make sure you give her a kiss or she'll spend the day avoiding you like the plague and looking at you with an annoyed face.

- Never upset the dragon.

Don't follow me for content like this. I rarely post stuff like this as it's mostly OC x Canon.

[outmakingmoonshine]

(Some of) my hopes (and some theories) for S3

The number 1 thing I want is a scene after Nat's had her baby where Carmy sees Syd holding the baby and his entire world stops bc that's all he wants for his future 😭 If Sydcarmy kiss or something I'll be happy and I'll reblog every single gif of it like a normal person BUT if we get a Syd holding the baby scene I'm gonna be uncontrollable on every social media platform available. I might even post it on Reddit and watch the meltdown! This is where the bar of my expectation is for S3. If we get this (or anything remotely like it) I'll be so satisfied, any other good thing that happens between Sydcarmy will be a bonus for me.

We know we're getting a Syd x Pete scene and I want a Carmy x Pete scene where Pete's talking about how great Syd is and Carmy can't help but warm to him a bit more. The potential relationships between Syd x Pete and Pete x Carmy are so important to me 🥹 my three awkward, anxious lonely babies (Pete's not lonely now but I think he probably was once upon a time and the Berzatto men singling him out of the family must make him feel lonely and not good enough :( I love Carmy but I will fight him for Pete's dignity and honour!)

Putting the rest under a cut because it's mostly just my musings and ramblings

I want Nat to say something to Carmy about his relationship with Syd. Nat saw their dynamic before Claire came, she saw Syd's reaction to Claire, how sydcarmy's dynamic changed when Claire was around and how Carmy ditching her made Syd feel. She didn't witness all of that for nothing. Someone's gotta tell Carmy how he's been (unintentionally) making Syd feel and I doubt it'll be Syd.

I need to see Richie start respecting Pete at least a little bit. Carmy's already kind of made a step towards respecting and even appreciating Pete for who he is a bit more but I need to see it from Richie too because I'm pretty sure he's the one who leads that little mob mentality against Pete. Even if it doesn't actually happen this season, I need to see it heading in that direction because Pete doesn't deserve all this slander 😭 I need Richie and Carmy to start seeing that the only difference between them and Pete is that he's mature and confident in who he is. They're both not confident in who they are so their only way of feeling like they're above him/better than him is to make fun of him for it. (IRL grown adults with this infantile mentality get on my last nerve so I need to see them come to a realization soon.)

I want Donna to make amends and start finding peace. I know she's technically an antagonist in this story but it really bothers me the way people dismiss her as if she's some monster like we aren't watching Carmy treat the people he loves the exact same way she does. If we can empathize with a man for his toxic behaviour we can empathize with a woman who was going through her own trauma and loss while she had 3 kids (plus Richie) to look after. Any parent who welcomes another person's child into their family unit for years and makes them feel like part of the family despite whatever she's going through, isn't a monster imo. I know she traumatized her kids but honestly, most parents do that and have no remorse about it. Donna has remorse for her actions and the effect it had on her kids. And what is Carmy doing to Sydney's self-esteem and confidence right now? He's definitely not helping it! l If I can forgive Carmy because he's acting on his trauma and I understand he's not just a horrible person by choice, I can do the same for Donna. I know some ppl just don't like JLC because she's pro-zionist (idek I just saw this online somewhere?) which I understand but at the same time, the actress is seperate to the character. Donna's favourite person in the world is gonna be her beautiful black daughter in law! She's gonna love and appreciate Syd so much.

I want Donna's story to end with her starting to heal so people watching this show know that even late in life when you've made all the worst mistakes and inflicted your pain on others you can still heal and try to right those wrongs. It's never too late to start being a better person. This wasn't meant to turn into a rant about Donna but I think the way some fans talk about her character is so unfair and narrow minded because they don't keep the same energy for Carmy.

Some of my theories for S3

I know no one wants to hear this but I think 3x09 Apologies will be an apology to Claire where Carmy finally comes clean about why he gave her a fake number and why he can't be with her, putting an end to romantic Claire/Carmy for good. If we see the end of Claire in the first few episodes I'll be happy but I doubt they'll waste the "suspense" of Claire/Carmy vs SydCarmy by ending it 3 or even 4, 5 episodes in. I don't think she'll be in all 9 episodes leading up to it tho (please no, I love Molly but that's way too much of Claire.)

JAW said during awards season "Claire deserves an apology" which seemed random to me at the time because no one asked him that, he just brought it up and we all know Syd is the one who deserves the biggest apology from Carmy. Idk if they were filming S3 yet when he said that but he already knows where the story is going. Actors don't just play character's "blind" without knowing something about where their story is leading, especially main characters.

I think they'll do the Syd/Claire switcheroo and make it seem like Carmy's going to apologize to Syd (because it will be glaringly obvious he needs to) but it'll be him telling Claire the truth and ending things with her. Idk if Syd will get an actual apology (it would mirror 1x08 where Marcus got the actual apology and Syd didn't even though she probably deserved it more) but I think we will get some kind of super intimate heartwarming/heartbreaking scene from sydcarmy in that episode, just like 2x09.

Also Ayo said something like sydcarmy fans won't get what they want in S3 and it's the one time I actually believe her.

I think we're going to get some amazing sydcarmy scenes in S3 but I don't think it's going to end well for them. I think S4 will mirror S1 and build their dynamic up again back to what it was before Claire came in 2x03. I think S4 is gonna be THE sydcarmy season.

I'm in two minds about whether Syd will sign the contract or not. I'm leaning towards no because despite it meaning Carmy can't just leave again, going off to do whatever he wants with "wHoEvEr" and she'll have his full focus, I just don't think she wants a legal contract to be the basis of why they're committed to working together. Syd's never tried to tie Carmy to her so I don't think she'll appreciate him doing it to her. Carmy's doing this out of desperation, not out of purely wanting to collaborate with her and Syd will sense that. I think Syd wants him to want to work with her. That's why she never actively tried to get him to stay and work with her in S2 and she could've been way more direct and harsh than "I need your focus like you need mine", Lord knows he would deserve it but she isn't trying to force him. That's why she never made him feel bad about being with Claire either even though he ditched her for Claire right when they were getting closer. She doesn't want to guilt trip him or make him feel like he owes her something, she wants it to be his own decision. She wants him to show that he wants it just like she does. And he does...but he just doesn't know how to show it in a healthy way and toxicity raised him so I can't blame him.

Idk what's gonna happen between Syd & Marcus or Syd & Luca but I don't think it actually needs to be romantic to make Carmy jealous, especially if he and Syd aren't seeing eye to eye. I don't think it's necessarily gonna be romantic for Syd either, even if they see her that way. Just like Carmy didn't really see Claire romantically (in present day anyway) and I will die on that hill. That man had zero romantic interest in her despite literally kissing and having sex with her. It was more like he was just going through the motions of a "normal" relationship than it being something he genuinely wanted. Why does he show SO MUCH want and desire for Syd but not a single iota of the same for Claire?!

Seeing Syd get close to any other man is going to bother Carmy regardless, especially if he knows the man is attracted to her. But I feel like Syd is a 'connection before anything else' kinda girl (Carmy is too, that's why having sex with Claire literally sent him into a spiralling panic attack the morning after) but Syd doesn't have the exact same issues and trauma that Carmy has so I can't see Syd being with or sleeping with someone she doesn't feel connected to like that. I could be wrong but I can't see her changing her mind about Marcus and suddenly dating him at this point. She seems like someone who knows what she wants and won't settle for less just because it's available. (Not that Marcus is "less" than anyone, my sweet little cherub.) I could see her feeling a connection to Luca though, he's basically a calm version of Carmy that pays attention.

Ayo basically saying in an interview that Will Poulter pays attention to her instead of his phone was such a random piece of info imo. I get it made context in the story she was telling but it just seems like such a deliberate pointed thing to bring up knowing right now in the show Syd doesn't feel appreciated or listened to by Carmy. She could've answered the question without mentioning Will at all tbh, and even if she did mention him she didn't need to mention all of that, give us a whole backstory and everything, idk. This might be a reach but I'm pretty sure they give out of context clues like this in interviews, they definitely do it in the show so I wouldn't be surprised.

I think it was a clue about the dynamic between Syd and Luca in S3 and the difference between Carmy and Luca is Carmy's unfocused and makes Syd feel like he doesn't listen to her but Luca makes her feel like he pays attention to her. I still don't think this needs to be in a romantic sense but I'm happy for Syd to get some TLC from a hot blond guy with tattoos before Carmy sees sense.

Idk we'll see how that story plays out in S3 but if the fact Luca pays attention to her is a plot point (even a subtextual one) I'm taking that story from Ayo as an out of context spoiler.

I love Marcus and I adore Lionel BUT I just can't see Marcus and Syd being together. Their vibe is so brother/sister to me that it would just be weird at this point in the show imo. The same way sydcarmy ending the show only ever being "platonic co-workers" would give me weird inappropriate vibes about their dynamic throughout the show. The romantic dynamic between sydcarmy and the platonic dynamic between Syd x Marcus are kinda set in stone imo, especially after S2. It'll be very difficult from a literary standpoint to drastically change those dynamics in a believable way and keep the quality of storytelling and integrity of the show intact at this point. It's not impossible, I just don't think it's likely at all.

I'll be honest, I'm not looking forward to Marcus's storyline in S3. My mum died when I was young so seeing kids (even if they're adults) attending their mum's funeral on shows/movies always makes me emotional, especially when it's a character I care about. (If we get a flashback of Syd at her mum's funeral I might actually die of sadness bc I'm not ready for that! I've had enough time to accept I'm gonna see Marcus's mum's funeral but if they spring Syd's mum's funeral on me too it might actually break me idk.) I am looking forward to seeing him be supported through it though and other than his mother's funeral storyline I'm excited to see where his story goes in S3. I feel like Carmy's gonna be an asshole to him if he starts getting closer to Syd and while I love the angst and jealousy of SydCarmy he better not hurt Marcus's feelings or be too hard on him. I can't wait for some Marcus x Luca scenes too.

I nearly forgot the loml, Tina! I'm so excited to see her story in S3, idek what to expect other than her backstory episode that Ayo's directing 🙌🏽 but I'm sure I will love it. Liza does so well in this role at making me feel things (all of the cast do tbh but Liza as Tina just plucks my heartstrings on a different level.)

If you read this far, thank you I appreciate you 💛

[qianqiancandyjar]

DP_the Secret Saturdays AU headcanons

Ghost Hunter Family Masterpost

Sorry, another abandoned comic. Like last one, I'm gonna squeeze something out of my brain at least.

However, I have no idea what to draw to explain the storyline at this point. So I made this long post of my headcanons about this AU.

I did try making new chapters yet I couldn't make a full one to even satisfy myself so I deleted all the drafts.

The Fentons–>The Saturdays

This au sets in the same world of The Secret Saturdays. The Fentons are part of the Secret Scientists, too, and good friends with the Saturdays. But they interact with each other only when they're not busy with their own mission.

Jack Fenton is in charge of all the inventions and equipments of the family, while Maddie is more focused on analyzing everything about ghosts.

Jack and Maddie are less obsessed with their works and focus more on the kids than in the canon. Especially Maddie, who educated Danny to use his power properly. Actually, she stressed the importance of human strength. That leads to Danny's less skilled in ghost powers. Is it a bad thing or good thing?

Danny is the reincarnation of the Ghost King, just like Zak and Kur. But he only possessed the crown part at the beginning. The ring part belongs to Vlad.

About Danny's commanding power: When he uses a specific voice to speak, the words can influence ghosts' mind and make them unintentionally obey. Of course such strong power won't come without a price. Every time he uses this ability, his throat will be severely damaged. The degree depends on how powerful the command is. (Resemblance? Jujutsu Kaisen, ahem)

Jazz is the reincarnation of the King Guardian, mirroring Fisk. She's a shapeshifter, and good at being a spy with her study on psychology. Her ghost abilities aren't as powerful as Danny's, but she thinks them enough to protect her younger brother.

Vlad Masters–>Argost

Before his departing, Vlad was a friend of Fentons. He's more professional on ghost language and culture than the Fentons, so he didn't tell them all what he had read on the asteroid, and then he left with all the secrets.

He knows he need to gather all the relics to fully awake the true power of the Ghost King. He's kinda pissed he only got the ring part. The main part is the crown, so Vlad doesn't have the power of commanding ghosts. Though, he'll try get the ghost army he wants some other way. And maybe one day, the crown will be his, too.

Vlad writes novels as a hobby, and his works happen to be Danny/Jazz's favorite, whoops. (They didn't know the author was Vlad. He uses pen-name)

Backgrounds:

The Ghost King was murdered by a human hero (Perhaps the ancestor of the Fentons) with a weapon made of blood blossoms. Both the worlds of life and death are free from his rule. Yet many years from then, the two worlds that had seperated from each other for so long, turn against each other out of fear and ignorance. The Fentons tried to maintain the balance by keeping the existence of ghosts away from most of the people in the world.

Since the fall of the king, the ghosts in the Ghost Zone had divided into many small groups. They often fight with each other for their own belief or desire. Some want to bring back the king, some want to take the throne, some want chaos and the rest just want peace.

Was bringing back the King the only solution for this mess? What if he doesn't even want to?

Other parallels:

The Red Huntress and the Guys In White–>Francis and the People

Sam Manson–>Wadi

Tucker Foley–>Ulraj

Frostbite–>Tsul 'Kalu

Frostbite is the guardian of Infinite Map, and one of the royal members of the Ghost King. He's been waiting for his return.

(Other additional headcanons to be added. You may add some if you're interested, too!)

[jaybug-jabbers]

Gen 3 Beta Pokemon 'Dex - Page 1

So the teraleak has revealed a whole bunch of beta gen 3 pokemon. I wanted to go through them all one by one and present the gathered information on them in some Tumblr posts. HiResPokemon (HRP) is keeping a spreadsheet of this info, but I find it incredibly awkward to scroll through it, so I wanted to present the info in a format that's easier for me to read (and perhaps for others too).

I'm going to start with the beta pokemon that seem to have been entirely cut. This will no doubt span several posts since there is a 30 image cap per post.

One final note, we do not have equal amounts of data on all of these beta pokemon. For many of them we only have sprites and a name. For others, which were far closer to being included in the game before being cut, we have a lot more info.

Okay, onward to the beta 'mon!

Name: Boyatto [ボヤット]

My Notes: HRP notes this yeti pokemon was possibly inspired by a yokai called Ashiarai Yashiki. (I gotta say it seems uncomfortable to have a mouth on your foot, though)

Name: Bii [ビィ]

My Notes: It appears this pokemon's data was in the process of being swapped over to Wingull; its name is listed as キャモメ(Camome), its typing is Flying/Water, its Category name is Water Bird and its height/weight are Wingull's as well. As such we don't know actually much about this pokemon, other than it looks like a bug type. I am not sure what they were going for with this bug's design, to be honest.

Name: Kuroboshi [クロボッシ]

Type: Rock

Category: Black Stone

Height/Weight: 1'8", 50.7 lbs

Pokedex Entries:

It's impossible to understand what they're thinking because their expression is always the same. When stared at, it makes one feel unsettled.

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After the rain, they can be seen rubbing their wet bodies with leaves, polishing themselves. They seem to be satisfied when they are shining black.

Evolution: Evolves into Claydol

My Notes: This was apparently inspired by a roly-poly toy, which rights itself if you push it down. While I do feel as though Baltoy matches up with Claydol a lot better, it's a shame this little guy wasn't re-used as a seperate pokemon.

Name: Toroiika [トロイーカ]

My Notes: Previous beta squid pokemon include a couple from Red/Green, and a drill-armed Squid from Gold/Silver. At least we finally got Inkay!

Name: Ubausagi [ウバウサギ]

Type: Normal

Category: Foster

Height/Weight: 2'7'', 27.6lbs

Pokedex Entries:

If it has no offspring, it will seek out a small living thing and place it onto its back.

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A Pokémon that wraps its tail around to make a cradle while raising its child on its back. Sometimes it bonds with a different creature.

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It can run 50 meters in 7 seconds flat. Sometimes, it may accidentally drop its child. It brushes its teeth by gnawing on hard objects.

Additional Gamefreak Notes: Its stats are average strength, high speed.

Signature Move Ideas:

'Milk Time' - Withdraws from the battle forcefully to feed milk to the child on its back.

'Tantrum' - The kids on its back throw a fit, screaming loudly, which lowers the opponent's attack power.

My Notes: Literally the best scrapped gen 3 pokemon, fight me

Name: Biskyal [ビスキャル]

Type: Grass

Category: Everlasting Summer

Height/Weight: 2'4'', 17.6lbs

Pokedex Entries:

Lives in warm regions, often acts in groups, becomes very noisy when three or more are gathered.

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It is said that giving one of its head petals to a loved one will make love come true. It gets furious if someone tries to take its petals.

Additional Gamefreak Notes: Born in tropical regions. It is weak to the cold. As long as the temperature is high, it can survive in even the most polluted environments, showing remarkable toughness and resilience. Its personality is selfish and self-centered. Only females exist.

Evolution: Evolves into Rillidiy

My Notes: HRP notes that this pokemon may have been cut due to the controversy surrounding Jynx (which would have been fresh in the minds at Gamefreak, at the time).

Name: Ryllidy [リリディ]

Type(s): Bug/Psychic (previously Grass)

Category: Red Spider Lily

Pokedex Entries:

It has long antennae that are highly sensitive, capable of sensing subtle air currents to understand the thoughts of its enemies.

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It mesmerizes opponents with its dance-like movements and deep gaze, putting them into a hypnotic state. Only females of this species have been confirmed.

Additional Gamefreak Notes: The part that looks like a skirt is actually part of its body, and its legs are properly hidden inside. It excels at sensing the emotions of others, using its antennae to feel the opponent's aura. It can manipulate others at will. It is often seen standing still, gazing at the sunset sky.

Evolution: Evolves from Biskyal

Signature Move Ideas:

'Hypnotic Gaze' - Puts the opponent to sleep and manipulates them at will, allowing the user to command the opponent's moves. The opponent must be in a sleep state for this move to work.

Other Moves: Sleep Powder, Stun Spore

Name: Kanbok [カンボック]

Types: Grass/Water (previously pure Grass)

Category: Shrub

Height/Weight: 4'7'', 154.3lbs

Pokedex Entries:

Stores a large amount of water inside its body, which it can expel in a shower-like fashion while spinning. It's particularly useful during hot summer days.

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Drinks more than 100 liters of water per day, and its leaves on its hands wilt if the water stored in its body runs low.

Additional Gamefreak Notes: By spinning, it creates wind with the leaves on its head and hands. It usually hops around to move. High defense. Can learn water type moves.

Evolution: Was going to evolve into an undecided pokemon which then would have evolved into Tropius

Signature Move Ideas:

'Sprinkler' - a regular physical attack where the body spins rapidly and shoots out water.

Name: Komari [コマリ]

Types: Ghost (previously Psychic)

Category: Spirit

Height/Weight: 8'', 3.3lbs

Pokedex Entries:

Is known to guide those who are lost in deep forests with the sound of its horns. Seeing this Pokémon is said to bring happiness.

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Shakes its head side to side, producing a clear, bell-like sound similar to a xylophone, using the tones to communicate with others.

Additional Gamefreak Notes: It inhabits deep forests, and its ecology remains unknown. Its horns have a bell-like structure, and when it shakes its head, it makes a 'kaka' sound. When humans or Pokémon approach, it rings its horn to signal its companions. It communicates with its companions through the sound of its horns. It does not have a mouth. When angered, it emits ultrasonic waves from its horns, overwhelming its opponent. Extremely high special defense.

Signature Move Ideas:

'Exit Path' - Forces the opponent’s Pokémon out of battle and makes them switch to another Pokémon.

'Echo' - Reflects the opponent's move back at them.

My Notes: Because its name is a combination of 'Kima' ('the space between trees') and 'Fairy,' if this pokemon were ever made a reality in modern times I think it would be Fairy typing.

Name: Monorabi [モノラビ]

My Notes: Some of these pokemon have critique notes included with them; for our little one-eared rabbit friend here, the note was 'Looks deformed.' That note seemed especially mean and uncalled for, I really like this bun.

Name: Stanbu [スタンブ]

My Notes: The critique for this one was 'too much like Sudowoodo'

Name: Rikugin [リクギン]

Name: Aarei [アーレイ]

Name: Otoma [オトマ]

Type: Water

Category: Scale

Height/Weight: 1'4'', 5.5lbs

Pokedex Entries:

It produces sound by spinning the disc on its head. Each individual produces different musical scales. The sound varies based on the size of its body.

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When eight of them gather, they start a performance. It inhabits ponds.

Additional Gamefreak Notes:

Uses its tail to flick the disc on its head, creating musical notes. The scale of the notes changes with the size of its body. Lives in small ponds rich in water plants. When its peers gather, they start playing lively music by the water's edge.

Evolutions: Evolves into Keromeelo

My Notes: While we do eventually get the sound-themed Tympole line in gen 5, that family line looks so very cursed to me and I think I prefer the DJ tadpole here.

Name: Keromeelo [ケロメーロ]

Evolutions: Evolves from Otoma

My Notes: It was critiqued for being too similar to Politoed. HRP spreadsheet notes something disturbing, that the orange strand that makes up the shape of a clef note may indeed be this frog's intestines (similar to the swirl in the Poliwag line being its intestines)

Click for Part 2!

[maliciousmonsterboy]

Soo currently playing DA Veilguard atm and as such any potential spoilers under the cut.

This isn't critical though there are parhaps some criticisms within it BUT!!! Overall I've enjoyed my time with it so far!

This isn't really very coherent or thought out so of you want a proper revoew go to, uhhh. Um. Yeah idk where to go to because a lot of the reviews are absolute shitshows rn. I also haven't finished the game so this may change(?).

Personal first opinion but I wasn't in love with the opening missions. The combat was fun, I was hyped to be in thedas once more, but overall there wasn't an immediate wow factor.

Didn't like how Varric was written because he didn't have much dialogue to begin with. Personally, Neve and Harding felt a bit flat in terms of characters to start with (though I love both of them seperately! Romancing Harding this playthrough uwu) and I wasn't yet sold on the character voices (how they're written, not their voice actors)

I WAS immediately in love with Rook and how they can be an absolute little shit. I also love the gender options and that you can separate pronouns from gender. I also prefer Solas' charavterisation in this game more than inquisition. Lol.

I met Bellara. I love Bellara actually. No comments, 10/10 character.

Then I got the freedom to actualy roam the world, and I liked the game a little bit more. As I said, the gameplay is so satisfying and as you collect your squad they each become more interesting as they intermingle with one another, etc. Still not fully feeling it at this point but the hype is returning.

Ya'll, I was not prepared for Weisshaupt. I was not prepared for the intensity, or the tone, or anything else. And since then? My enjoyment of the game has gotten better. With the whole gang together it all just. Fits. And I'm vibin.

Do not mistake this as a proper review and honestly use your own judgment if considering the game but honestly I'm happy with it. It isn't the best game in the world, but honestly considering my expectations over ten years? It's perfectly enjoyable for me personally.

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, 2/18, "Back In The Saddle" Part 3, The Chilton Boss Babe Meeting

Part 1 Part 2 Part 2½ (Dean's Phone Stalking) I just got home from a stressful vacation where I lost my phone and so I'm immediately jumping back into these, because wishing for Dean Forrester and Lorelai Gilmore to get barbequed makes me feel balanced again. I had to dedicate an entirely seperate post to the Dean's Phone Harrassment scene in this episode so click the link for Part 2½ above if you haven't already checked out that highly disturbing ish. Michel's Mom is visiting the Inn. Who cares.

Hey now, it's not nice to say things like that about Lorelai, I mean, she's standing right there. Do it behind her back like I do. Oh, they were just talking to each other. A little family banter. Carry on.

Looks like at any minute he's gonna tell the gang they can "be their own boss, babe."

Seeing 2002, the year I graduated high school, in large, stark naked writing like that shakes me to my core. "Style Aid Corporation, RX 2002: A First Aid Kit For High School Students" is so goofy, you can't help but love it. Richard informs Rory she is the group leader, chairman of the board, head of the table but Paris takes charge of the meeting anyway while Rory gets to sit pretty and play chair warmer. She will contribute two completely useless sentences to the entire meeting, see below.

This looks like the trajectory for a rocket launch, not for the development of a lunchbox full of bandaids. What is there to plan? Step 1) You throw the bandaids in the lunchbox. Step 2) ? Step 3) Profit?

*WHAT ABOUT THE COMPETITION! What about it? Other scribblings I can make out: "First choice for second place", "Revise your alt positions list".

Oh, wow it just looks so compact and portable and something that will totally fit into the oh so spacious locker of the typical American high school, and not at all made of metal and something that could be used as a makeshift weapon by bored high school students. I have never seen Paris look so self satisfied about wallowing in mediocrity.

They're looking at the suitcase like she just put Thanksgiving turkey on the table.

The contents of the waterproof, fireproof MakeShift Weapon 2002 (which comes in 12 style options besides Blood Of Paris Geller's Enemies Red) are as follows. Take it away, Paris! ...... She...doesn't actually say what's in them. But, you can trick them out when you order a Deluxe Model. Pimp my Metal Lunchbox, Paris!

HOW MANY CDS CAN IT HOLD RICHARD?!

WOW!!!!!

A MIRROR!!!

Are "Knickknacks" and "Valuables" what the kids of 2002 were calling drugs? I don't remember, maybe I was on drugs.

This scene is HILARIOUS my god.

Thank you for your helpful contribution, Chair-Warmer of the Board/CEO (Chairman Effing Off). A quick glimpse of Amazon will reveal that (at least in 2023 dollars) a metal lunchbox with a handle sells for somewhere between 15-20 dollars. The price for a fully stocked first aid kit (with or without lunchbox housing) varies but they are mostly under $30.

Dear Amazon Seller: Does your Paw Patrol lunchbox come with a 10 cd holder and two secret compartments for hiding drugs? What? It only holds 9 cds? I bid good day to you, sir.

PLEASE! I want this MLM meeting to go on FOREVER. Sadly, there are 16 1/2 minutes left in the episode and I fear the Lunchbox Gang scene will peter out and most of the episode is going to be eaten up by Dean somehow. There's literally nothing else going on. The Marketing Team has ambitious goals to advertise their red lunchbox of death in mainstream magazines.

Please please please mention the names of trendy magazines that I used to read in high school, the ones that were overflowing with toxic garbage damaging to the young female psyche. You know, just like Gilmore Girls.

Okay, I cheated a little and pretended I didn't know she would say this. I totally remembered the magazines. Nostalgic references stick in my brain like used gum. It was all for dramatic effect. I will not apologize. I read ALL of those magazines growing up. (Anyone else remember Teen People? It was one of my favorites. Slightly less boys/makeup/fashion focused and it's reign was too short). The boys will get targeted in "Spin" and "Rolling Stone" magazines because Girls don't like music.

Chip is 35 years old and got lost on his way the polo match and now he's going to be a Boss Babe too. Slay!

Me time traveling backwards to the Chilton MLM meeting: I am a time traveler from the distant year 2023! Let me tell you kids about what happens to malls...

WEBSITES!!!! So, like, seeing this is still 2002, you're gonna slap a bunch of flashing banner ads all over whatever websites were popular in 2002 (I can't remember anymore except that I loved those aggravating websites where you copied & pasted little outfits onto tiny dolls?). The flashing banner ads that would make you absolutely blind with rage, blissfully unaware of how good you had it before the terrifying future internet would arrive? That's how you're going to push your lunch boxes? Good luck. Emily has the audacity to enter the meeting and ask the guests in her home if they'd like anything to eat and Richard isn't happy about it. There is no room for pleasantries and hospitality and dare I say ICE CREAM at the cut throat Lunchbox Meeting. (peeps ahead to what's ahead after this) Oh GOD its THIS.

It's just that thing where Dean stalks Rory some more and pulls another highly disturbing stunt that would have Lorelai putting Jess Mariano's head on a pike in the same situation but instead I'm sure she's just going to kiss his forehead and give him milk and cookies and then make sweet love to him.

I was so naive to think the Lunchbox Gang could last forever. Au revoir, my friends. Au revoir. Till part 4.

[bluiex]

Im not too caught up with limited life yet I got about half way through Tango's episode before I got distracted but I have to say there was a certain death notification at the start which was just *so* satisfying to see in the game chat.

anyway I have been having silly mundane AU thoughts

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AU where Limited life is just when they book a group holiday to one of those holiday park places but they had to rent like five holiday homes for all of them.

Scott and Martyn, and then Ties are near each other in two seperate cabins and also nearest the park's pool.

Bad boys are *right next door to this one activity centre and they're getting competitive, to put it mildly* and near to the clockers, and BigB and Pearl.

They're all menaces to each other because of course they are. But like affectionately.

(For aw factor this could be a *thing* before Martyn and Ren get married. Like a big bash thing, which is why Ren's not there, he's doing a similar something somewhere else.)

Continuing the fluff and ignoring the conflict What do you mean Grian and Scar, the most insufferable married couple ever, are acting like teenagers sneaking in through each other's windows each night guys you could just fucking room together. Pearl tells them this every night when she sees one of them sneaking past *her* window to get to each other because her fuckin. Thingy is between theirs.

(Bonus points if no one realizes they're married. At least until Scott Smajor is like trying to give Martyn advice and leaves Scarian off when he's listing married people on this holiday and Grian just gives Scott the most indignant look and starts gesturing at himself and Scar while Pearl laughs)

The various events are mostly just playing various games like card games and board games together because that's what my family did basically every evening on those holidays when I was growing up. We'd all squish in around the dining table in one of the places we rented and play cards.

Cleo burning the mansion in session one is them beating everyone at idk. Poker? Uno? Whist? (That said a certain something from session 2 is definitely actually just a fist fight.)

-@scitties-enjoyer

THIS IS SO PERFECT.

The fact Scar and Grian are married and just decided ykno what, let's act like teens and sneak into each others cabins/rooms <3

Imagine Scar sneaking into Grian's the first night and just thumps so loudly falling from the window ceil and wakes up the rest of the bad boys and he's shoved under the bed giggling

Omg yes cleo burning the mansion can just be her winning at some weird game of Poker with random betting pools

[l-in-the-light]

Sure, this is one of the possible reasons. There are also conspiracy theories flying around that Law is an undercover Marine, following in Cora-san's footsteps, which would mean Law and Luffy are indeed literally enemies. If we choose to believe the conspiracy. I'm personally not sold on the provided proofs (they're a bit on a weak side), and most of them point towards Drake being Law's boss, which is like sorry, but no, he would never work under him. If anything, their roles would be reversed, heh.

There is also one possible angsty reason which I will choose not to elaborate on here, but I will leave a link to a post instead, for anyone who might be interested: https://www.tumblr.com/l-in-the-light/759831834066599937

Other possible reason is that Law is actually preparing to get revenge on the Government for Flevance and said that line to Luffy to make sure he stays out of this, because he doesn't want to drag him down with himself. Which creates another heartbreaking parallel to Ace. All Law's steps so far have long running consequences that hit the Government indirectly (taking down SAD which was developed on Government's island; taking down Doflamingo who was selling weapons to the Government; taking down Kaido which resulted in no more weapons production, which again weakens the Government and is cutting them off their supplies).

Also that line about being enemies serves as a parallel, because Law's parting words are really similar to this scene:

Yes, the unofficial doomed yaoi couple of One Piece, lol. Buggy declared he and Shanks will be enemies the next time they meet, but they actually didn't meet again for decades. They *avoided* each other or Buggy (the one who said those words in the first place) at least definitely did. First time they met was in Marineford and they clearly did not act like enemies towards each other. That line masked the actual meaning behind them going seperate ways: we will never meet again and you better don't seek me out or I will stick to my word and become your enemy.

Also curiously enough that line is thrown by the Marines at the end of Punk Hazard. They started to like the Strawhats but they knew they're on opposite sides of justice, so they can't stay friends forever. Curiously enough, Law smiles in that very moment. It's almost like he already decided all the way back then that if their alliance will last till the end, this is how he will part his ways with Luffy as well. His face is also hidden in shadows, just like it was at the end of Wano.

But that ominous parallel to Buggy still hangs in the air... We will never meet again. Ngl, it's making me feel anxious. We don't even know where Law is right now, but I'm 99% sure he is not with Bepo anymore. Law missing in action can't be really good news, right?...

And yet none of those reasons truly satisfy me as the final answer, it always feels like there's something still missing in the picture somehow. Maybe it's some combination of these reasons I didn't narrow down yet, or maybe it's something I can't figure out because my imagination is too weak 😭 Nika, please borrow me your powers for a second...

But yeah, I might be just thinking too much about this, just because it does make me feel really anxious. There are so many ways in which Law can die in the narrative (eternal youth surgery, outcome of his "winner takes all" battle vs Blackbeard...). So far he's always avoided death by a miracle, like thanks to Cora-san's self-sacrifice or Chopper's rumble balls. But if Law is alone, love can't save him anymore.

The Rocky Port incident...

...turned out to be another instance of Law meticulously crafting a plan only to shoot himself in the foot, then forming an emergency alliance and somehow turning the tide in his favor. That's incredibly consistent 😭

But now everything makes more sense. It seems Law's intended bargaining chip for becoming a Shichibukai was to hand over a Poneglyph/rubbings to the World Government, and he was accepted not because he submitted 100 hearts of random pirates, but primarily because he played a key role in taking down Ochoku and saving some VIP royalties (also for securing the Poneglyph, I suppose).

According to the translation we have in hand rn, the name of the vessel Law hijacked was "Rocky Port". We know there's a port in Hachinosu with the same name. Maybe it was named after the ship after this incident.

But what "important" Poneglyph was there, anyway?

I don't think it's the missing Road Poneglyph. Probably a Rio Poneglyph protected by the resident pirates. I wonder if Law was originally looking for the Road Poneglyph possessed by the man marked by flame, but then changed his target. Curious that he didn't know two of the Road Poneglyphs are possessed by pirates, let alone Kaidou and Linlin..

The chaos that broke out was not part of Law's plan, he was lucky that Blackbeard arrived to join the fun, and they could come to an agreement. Koby, on the other hand, was probably the only marine who agreed to work with the pirates, and thus was able to save the most number of innocent 'Rocky Port' passengers.

I'm pretty sure it was Law who proposed the alliance. Scoring cookie points aside, his conscience surely kicked in. It wasn't his style to drag a ship of innocent civilians to a devil's nest, so he offered to form a pact with the marines to reduce casualty. Without his presence that buffered both sides, a three way alliance wouldn't have been possible.

I had a hunch that Blackbeard and Law might have worked together for some time. But why did Blackbeard need to work with Law? Was Ochoku that strong?

It seems Law didn't know Blackbeard could use two fruits at once (during their flight at Winner island), so Blackbeard likely didn't go all out. Possibly it was of Blackbeard's best interest to secure his victory without greatly damaging the island that he was soon going to rule, so he decided to follow Law's plan. He likely invited Law to his crew too, similar to Kuzan.

In retrospect, it makes sense as to why the alliance with the Straw hats puzzled Law so much, it wasn't because he didn't expect the chaos but because it was entirely different from his previous experience.

I didn't expect the main story the dive deep into Rocky Port incident, it was only a matter of time until we got a short summary. There's enough meat to it to extend it into a short comic, and there's plenty of time in future.

For now, I'm looking forward to the Japanese fanworks flood on Monday 🍿

[donuts4evry1]

Individual portraits from the banner!

[miioouu]

Ok, ok. So, I just found your blog, but I have a lot of ideas. Could I get Shinso, Dabi, and Bakugo with a male reader who has a forked tongue along with a tongue piercing please?

Ik its not really nsfwish, but like... I have oral fixation (due to neglect in my childhood) and I'm constantly messing around with my tongue n stuff, so its gotta count for something

Honey keep sending me your ideas! They're so fun to write! Also I'm sorry I didn't include Dabi (my heart hurts), for some reason my mind couldn't come up with anything (ITS BEEN IN MY DRAFT FOR 3 WEEKS FFS) Thank you for thirsting with me!! ❤️💜❤️

Warning:suggestive, gender not specified...

Bakugou Katsuki 🧡

     He can't help but stare at you, at your tongue more specifically. The way it darts out, licking at your lips after you've taken a bite of your favorite sweet desert. Or when you stick it out just slightly when you're too focused on a task. Or like right now, you're chewing on a pen right next to him. He can't help it, you just look so amazing, so interesting. It's always fun for him to see the way your two muscles glide over one another, the way your peircings shine when the light hits them at a specific angle.

      He can't help but stare at first, when he sees you licking your lips way too much, when your tongue rolls out slightly and you start playing with your peircings. But once he snaps out of it, he's here for you. Slowly taking your face in his palms, turning it so you can face him, as he pushes his lips against yours. Slow, innocent at first, turning into a more intense one. His lips parting just a little, a begging whine escaping him and now you're the one who's helping him. You sliped your tongue over his, barely, before seperating it (them?? Idk) and running against both sides of his. Your hand gripping his shoulders tightly as you pulled away, giving him a somewhat fulfilling smile, but it wasn't enough for him, he wanted to be sure he got you're a hundred percent happy, so with no hesitantion he spoke out, relaxing back in his seat knowing where this leading "You can do whatever you want. Anything that'll keep you satisfied."

Shinsou Hitoshi ����

      Whenever people ask him why he keeps so many candy with him since he's not really a sweet tooth guy, he just shrugs, says it just collects in his bag or whatever. But in reality, there is a reason. Whenever he sees you fidgeting and messing with your tongue, he pulls out one, giving it to you with a sly wink and cheeky smile. He's always been here to ease your mind.

      But some days, no matter how many candies he has given you, you're still rolling your tongue, still biting at your lips and still clinking with your peircings. And how else is he supposed to help you? He keeps telling himself that it's all for you, it totally has nothing to do with how it makes his stomach form a tight knot and how there's always a dark spot on his boxers after your "sessions". He's scooting closer to you, phone in one hand, and the other, holding out his middle and ring finger out for you. Giving him a thankful smile, you finally wrapped your lips around them, your tongues brushing and circling around them, your cheeks hollowing as you do so, and your peircings grazing against his calloused skin. How else is he supposed to help you? Letting you suck on his fingers, your eyes fluttering every once in a while, your head bobbing forward trying to take more of him, and your spit slipping down his hand. And to make it all matters worse, when you pull away, the string of saliva that attached the tip of his fingers to your lips glistened in the light. Thanking him with a kiss on the cheek, you were so grateful for him. But it's when you looked down, seeing the tent forming in his pants that you realized that he deserves more than just a kiss on the cheek "Actually, I think there's something else that I'd like to do, you know, to be completely satisfied."

[bondsmagii]

from one eye avatar to another..how does one keep their sanity when uncovering some Information™️ like i’m helping a youtuber (one of those reddit mystery ones) with this internet mystery and there’s a guy who apparently doesn’t understand the concept of a digital footprint and. he’s genuinely so.. evil? i don’t know what word to use. i have his face and everything and i just keep uncovering more shit and it was fun at first- the dopamine rush of finding all of his accounts, the absurdity of the things he says, the sense of achievement, but now it’s so depressing? he’s actually out there in the real world. it’s not just a funny little reddit mystery. i wanna stop and do more productive things but this guy chronically overshares online and there’s. so much. to go through. it’s like if chris chan fused with patrick bateman. so i’m reading things from his fucked up perspective and it affects my mindset too, but I can’t stop doing it. my mood tends to shift really easily with something as small as the season change or how much sleep i got. and now i’m in such a hopeless, cold?, mood because those are the vibes i get from him. it’s the same feeling as being in a small, sterile, damp and cold room with no furniture and really strong white led lights. i don’t even know how to explain it. basically i need to get off my phone and go outside but my brain doesn’t want to. and while i have decent proof of some of his minor crimes, there is a chance he could just be some guy trolling people online for years. i don’t know.

man I know the exact feeling lmao. I'm really not sure if my advice is worth shit because everyone is different but if I'm being completely honest, if I'm that caught up in something the only thing I can do is ride it out. eventually I'll get to a point where I either know enough (for now) or I'll just get sick of it for whatever reason, or I'll find something that's newer and more interesting. I've found there's no point in trying to prematurely seperate myself from a subject, even if it's intensely unpleasant, because a) I will not be able to focus on anything else well enough that it's worth doing anything and b) I will always come back to the subject until I'm satisfied, and the way I see it, it's better to feel like shit because of an unpleasant topic for a few days/weeks rather than drag it on and on for month, and be thinking about it in my spare time as well.

also, and here is where I show my hand as a real avatar lmao, I find that I don't really have trouble keeping a distance from the things I'm looking at. sometimes the subjects can get a bit heavy, but I usually find myself experiencing feelings of frustration and anger at stupid decisions or utter pointlessness rather than anything personal. I find it very easy to remember my place -- I'm an observer. I'm not there to do anything other than watch and take in information. everything before me has already happened, or is already happening independently of me, and it's not my responsibility. it's none of my business, and I'm an intruder. I should stay in my lane, and remember that it really doesn't have to go any deeper than just watching. and that's what I like to do! I like to watch, and I like to know all of the facts, and I like to be in the Know, but I do not want to get involved or have any kind of personal interaction with the subject/the people involved. this is something I'm very firm with, and so I find it's very easy for me to keep a distance between myself and the subject.

finally, I think it's inevitable that when you read enough about somebody's perspective, it kind of sinks in a little. but with time and practise it becomes much easier to regard this as simple perspective (another kind of knowledge, and nothing more). a very important part of learning is developing the ability to consider the perspectives of others, even if what they're saying is completely deplorable. considering the perspective does not equal agreeing with it, and if your own views and principles are sturdy enough, there's no chance of getting persuaded. it's good to expose yourself to challenges, no matter how unpleasant, because there is no point in having beliefs and morals if they're never tested. I kind of see it as straying into unchartered and possibly dangerous territory, and coming out the other side with something I didn't know before. no matter how unpleasant or seemingly pointless, knowledge is good. you never know when it might come in handy, after all.

finally finally, I think we all go a little insane when finding out Forbidden Things. I do believe that's part of the fun. also I am desperate to know just what it is you've discovered. pacing and gnashing my teeth.

[sokkastyles]

I think it's very easy to portray Suki as "mature" because she isn't very developed. Which is okay, she's a side character, and her relationship with Sokka is well-written because it feels very real, it's two people who just like each other but are often seperated by circumstance, without any of the "will they or won't they" bs. But we don't get much on her inner life, so it's easy to push her aside for zukka or just assume she'd be okay with it, or just add Zuko to her and Sokka's existing relationship. There are a lot of Zukki fics that portray her as this mature, independent dominatrix type and that bothers me because I feel like it's very easy to write her that way because the show doesn't develop her very much. So she's just there to be loving and supportive and sexy for the boys but we don't know much about her as a person and she's portrayed as if she's an adult woman and not a kid like the others.

With Mai it's kind of the opposite, because the show often writes her as an obstacle for Zuko. But the types of fans who are overly invested in defending the canon ships don't want to acknowledge the valid reasons why Maiko break up throughout the story because they are endgame, so they just rewrite their relationship so that they break up not because of the actual many reasons they clash throughout the series but because they're both gay. I also think that's part of the reason these types of fans headcanon Zuko as gay and not bisexual like they do Sokka. And that feels belittling to both Mai and Zuko because they both had valid reasons not to be satisfied with their partner. I've seen a lot of people say Maiko feels like a comp het relationship, and it feels that way because neither of them are really being honest with the other and both are presenting a false image of themselves. That can be an analogy for compulsory heterosexuality, but it's also a common circumstance in heterosexual relationships, especially among teenagers. Although because Mai is written as an obstacle for Zuko, she has more believable and natural relationship development with Ty Lee and Azula where she is not overshadowed by the narrative placing more importance on Zuko. That's why she has to demand that Zuko never break up with her at the end and why so many fans are invested in defending her possessiveness over him, which is why they write Zuko/Mai as gay if they want to get her out of the way instead of acknowledging that he's merely allowed to break up with her. Suki doesn't have this problem because she doesn't have to fight the narrative for Sokka's attention.

And of course, Aang is the central narrative figure so many fans feel like his feelings need to take precedence over all. Even in fics where Aang does not appear.

To be honest, i feel like one of the reasons why it’s so easy for zk antis to accept and/or ship zvkka is because sukka and ma/iko didn’t have as much screen time as kata/ang, so they aren’t as aggressively invested in these relationships. Bryke said that Kata/ang is “built into the DNA of the show.” So of course, Zk antis cannot fathom a reason for why Kata/ang wouldn’t become a couple or why they would potentially break up. 

I’ve seen many many many posts from Kata/ang shippers that say things along the lines of ‘Zutara makes me so upset because it would be disrespectful to A/ang, the peaceful, sweet monk if he didn’t end up with Katara because he pined over her for 3 seasons.’ Sentiments like that bother me for several reasons, namely because it assumes that a Kata/ang friendship wouldn’t be just as meaningful as a romantic relationship. 

We see so many instances of A/ang being flustered/blushing because of Katara, see characters along the way convince him to ‘never give up because she’ll come around’ (roku, the prison guards, aunt wu), etc. 

And so often, the most common thing zk antis will say is ‘Zutara only had 3 episodes together.’ As if more time spent together equates to a better relationship.

But, back to zvkka. I LOVE sukka. I think it was wonderful development for both characters and that they balance each other’s flaws. Objectively, there is nothing questionable or problematic about Sukka. BUT, since they didn’t spend as much time together, some zk antis view their relationship not as developed or as strong as say…kata/ang for example. Same with ma/iko (where our only ‘development’ was a fountain scene that left much to desire imo.)

So it’s easier for them to envision an amicable Sukka and Ma/iko breakup (potentially shoving the two female love interests to the side because they aren’t as important as the main protagonist and his feelings) but harder for them to see an amicable Kata/ang breakup because they are invested in protecting A/ang from being heartbroken. 

[whimsically-ominously-auspice]

Whoever dresses has to be on the potty training schedule or pay the boys to hold them on the toilet. Then I'll go clean them up.

Note jazzy sleeps late.

And they need bathtimes. Which is sometimes tubs on the slings with the boys in panties or swim trunks to help bathe them while an adult attends.

Or in the kitchen sink on a flower pillow thing designed for sink bathing. And an adult must always be there to watch and help.

No one ever picks up a naked wet baby without a towel even if the towel is wet because they're too slippery.

And if an adult bathes/showers with them they always wear a towel cause they're too dam slippery

Then they always get a spray of Chanel in their hair for beauty

And we requested some hair growth and stuff made with onion seeds to prevent hair loss and promote hair growth. Cause all us babies have our hair fall out as soon as we're born and mommy assures me that stuff will work and the babies will have super long locks faster than we would think.

Otherwise they would be nearly bald a whole year like me and Annabelle and mommy!

So they got a whole ritual and then they will need Chanel No 5 lotion cause great gramma been making Chanel No 5 for 68 years in slavery. So.

Its combing in the hair growth then one spray of Chanel No 5 on their crown usually there's a swirl of hair growth or a small bald circle less than a dime size on the top back of their head it won't get in their eyes and about 5 inches from the scalp should cover from behind the ears and the top and back to the nape of the neck. So just one spray for our little beauties.

The adults are about 5 or more

Then there's the Chanel No 5 body gel that's all about glitter so we will decide how much and wear. Legs while in dresses with bare legs for sure. Naked toes, too.

"We don't want them to look like mutants!" But sometimes a tiny bit smoothed on their faces, with extreme caution on their eyelids. Always add a tiny bit at a time. "5 tiny bits added carefully can build up to quite a hit!" Says great gramma.

And they could get on their lips if its a while for feeding time and they get air blown in their faces to have it dry quickly.

I often use lotion on my lips when I can't find my chapstick and my lips are drying out due to the weather.

Although it may be too perfumey -- many chapstick has fragrance like watermelon or cherry or mint. But they're also flavored

With lotion after it dries it doesn't taste like much and I would imagine Chanel No 5 body gel with real gold flecks won't taste like much. But will leave that nose feeling happy.

Im just so happy they're finally free and safe. To know they all now own Chanel No 5 and receive the profits is even better. And that is great for them and is satisfying.

And so y'all buying Chanel -- all their factories have been caught and the profits have been transferred to the victims they had being kept in by police and so buying direct from Chanel.com will give them a higher profit! So purses and sunglasses and more.

My gramma designed the gold flecked body gel as well as the cream and other versions of the Chanel No 5 perfume. And she had it approved by the people running Chanel and keeping her a slave.

So she's very proud of that and im very glad she was allowed that privilege of some freedom of feeling good in her skills at work.

So I'm super happy to make my babies Chanel No 5 babies. Of course my entire RV will smell nothing but of Chanel No 5 and "Erica's Roadside Bungalow Feeding Meals on Wheels" being reheated.

When she was little i would tell her "take a bite out of this" and so on and I would notice her thinking and say she was "munching" on some information..

So when it came to food she was all "you mean real food like a meal? That comes on a menu like in a restaurant? Or the weird things you do?"

So she actually had dreams to feed people and she made that name when she was only one and a half years old.

Feeding meals.

So much more than just food. Its love, too..

And we lived in a small house that was rehabilitated into a home and she would ask "is this a house?" And i would say "its more a bungalow style home"

"And we live on the roadside. Can we go to the beach because you always tell Steven that bungalows are on the beach usually but he always wanted you to call it a bungalow now you do. And that makes me happy so much. So does food. And both ways of us eating life up, with love." She would say. "And if I live in an RV then it would be on wheels and that would be so cool!"

We went to the library on weekends, and we would buy throw away books and we came in with a huge haul and i let them read them and pick out some for home before we went and took them to school and there was a book for kids on types of houses and it became Steven's most favorite book of all and he memorized it and he would read it to us from memory while we held it and looked at the pictures.

He had stories all made up for families and styles of life for each house in the book.

And so he got Erica into it because that was all he wanted to do was play that book.

So they would pick a house and then Barbie would act out whatever Steven said they had to do to stereo typically live in each house.

Erica would of course have one Barbie to argue and act different and so she would say "well!... What are we to do! I guess we must move! What kind of house must we move into!?! We must ask the Realtor. Steeeeeeven! Well look what am i to where? I picked this and so what kind of home do i move into? Please refer to the book"

Both of them just 18 months old. But Erica looked twice as old although she was not. Kidnapped twins. Seperated at birth.