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cw. ghostface!suna x fem!reader, pet names, smut, little non-con if u pay attention, established relationship at the end, english isn’t my first language.
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It was close to 10 p.m. when I went down to the kitchen to make some popcorn. My parents went on a trip and left me home alone. It was common for nights like this to happen, as they always traveled for work.
I put the butter and corn in the popcorn maker and turned on the stove at the same time as the landline in the living room started ringing. The phone was maintained by my parents' work, because let's face it, nobody still uses a landline these days.
— Hello?
— Hello, who is it? — a thick voice asked on the other end of the line.
— Who are you trying to reach?
— What number is this?
— What number are you trying to reach? — I replied.
— I don't know.
— Well, I think you have the wrong number, then — I spoke simplistically.
— Do I?
— Yeah, it happens. — I shrugged, even though the person couldn't see me, and hung up the phone without waiting for an answer.
I turned to go back into the kitchen when the phone rang again.
— Yeah, I guess I really did call the wrong number. — It was the same voice.
— So why did you call again? — I asked, with a laugh.
— To apologize.
— You're forgiven. Bye.
— Wait, don't hang up! — The person exclaimed.
— Huh? Why not?
— I want to talk to you for a minute.
— Well, you have plenty of other numbers for that. — I said with a smile, hanging up the phone.
The popcorn had left a delicious aroma in the kitchen and my mouth was already watering. I was stirring the popcorn popper, waiting for the corn to stop popping, when my cell phone rang. It was a private number, so I had no idea who it was, but I answered anyway.
— Hello? — I asked as I looked for a bowl to put my popcorn in.
— Why don't you want to talk to me?
— Okay, who is it?
— Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.
— Um, no, I don't think so. — I rested my cell phone on my neck to get the popcorn out of the pot.
— What's that noise?
— Popcorn.
— Um, I only eat popcorn at the movies.
— Well, I'm going to watch a movie now.
— Yeah? What movie?
— Oh it's just some scary movie.
— A scary movie? Interesting — the person on the other end of the line paused and I could hear his heavy breathing — What's your favorite scary movie?
— Oh, I don't know... — I pondered a bit, leaning on the kitchen counter, popping some popcorn in my mouth — I think… Scream.
— It's the one with the masked killer, isn't it?
I mumbled an "uh-huh", wanting to end the conversation
— So, do you have a boyfriend? — The person asks.
— Why? Do you want to ask me out on a date? — I asked mischievously, with a laugh.
— Maybe. Do you have a boyfriend?
— Mm, no.
— You never told me your name.
— Why do you wanna know my name?
— ‘Cause I wanna know who I’m looking at. — the person stopped talking and I remained silent, a shiver ran through my body and the joke was no longer funny. — Are you used to being alone at home, y/n?
— Who's talking? - I asked seriously this time.
— Calm down, there's no need to get nervous — the person spoke with an annoying calmness — You see, it's important to lock all the doors when you're home alone, especially at this time of night. Are you sure everything is locked, y/n?
— It's not funny anymore. You know I can call the police if you carry on with this silly little game, don't you? — I checked the front door and the door to the living room that led to the garden and both were locked.
— Yeah? And what would you say to the police? Although... I don't think it's a good idea to call the police, sweetheart, especially given the clothes you're wearing, right? You know how disgusting these guys can be.
I swallowed, going up to the second floor.
— And what am I wearing? — I asked. It was probably just some weirdo trying to prank and scare me. From school, maybe. But even so, I checked the glass doors leading to the balcony, just to be sure.
— Um, let's see... You're wearing a black tank top, and apparently you're not wearing a bra since your nipples are marked on the fabric, and a... what is that? A pair of panties? Shorts? I can't tell the difference, but it's short, black and has a kitten print. — My heart was pounding out of my chest and I wouldn't be surprised if it jumped out — You're quite a sight, y/n.
— Right, end of joke. I'll call the police. — I ended the call and went to my room. Of course I wouldn't call the police for that.
A cold wind blew in through the open window, chilling my bare legs. I hurried to close it and locked it out of conscience just as I heard a noise in the hallway, only to stick my head out and see nothing. I jumped with a gasp when my cell phone rang again, but fortunately, this time it was my mother.
— Hi babygirl, how are you? — she asked softly and I relaxed at hearing her voice.
— Hi, Mom! I’m okay, how are you? — I lied, I wasn't going to worry my parents on account of some unoccupied weirdo.
— We're fine! — I heard my father shouting "I love you, baby!" in the background and my mother's laughter — I called to see if everything was okay, you're not scared, are you?
I laughed nervously — Of course not! I'm a big girl, I can stay at home on my own!
— Huuumm okay, Mrs. Grown-up — we laughed — Make sure you go to sleep soon, huh? Don't stay up till dawn.
— Yes, ma'am! — We laughed some more and said goodbye.
I was able to relax a bit more and went down to the kitchen to get my popcorn. I went upstairs and turned off the downstairs lights that were on and returned to my room, putting the movie on the TV and lying down on the bed.
[…]
I was almost halfway through the movie, about forty minutes in, when I heard a noise, a kind of thump. I instantly remembered the phone call from earlier, which had really scared me. I decided to ignore it, it must have been the wind knocking something over in the garden or something. I played the movie and snuggled into bed, my popcorn bucket long since empty. But, as my peace wasn't lasting long tonight, I began to hear heavy footsteps in the hallway. I stopped the movie immediately. I tried to convince myself that it was nerves about the phone call that must have been in my head, or even the influence of the movie, but it was too real to be in my head. The footsteps were firm, they didn't seem to want to go unnoticed. A thick, loud voice said "toc, toc" followed by two knocks on my door. I froze, paralyzed on the bed.
— Cat got your tongue, y/n? — it was the same voice from the phone, I knew for sure.
— What are you doing in my house?! How did you get in here? — I asked nervously.
— Come on, I told you it was dangerous to leave the doors unlocked, didn't I? — the guy said, in the same calm, irritating tone of voice.
— Everything was locked, you weirdo!
— Are you sure? — the door handle began to turn slowly and my body moved on its own towards the closet.
I hid among my clothes, crouching on the floor. I was panting and shaking, tears in the corners of my eyes. I heard the door creak open and footsteps entered my room. I mentally cursed myself when I realized that I had left my cell phone on the bed. Now would be a good time to call the police.
— Do you want to play hide and seek? — he said, laughing before continuing: — All right, it's more interesting that way.
I heard him open the door to my bathroom and I could see when he turned the light on through the crack in the door. I also heard him open the drawer of my dressing table and play the movie on the television, even though he had turned the volume down.
My heart was pounding loudly and I was afraid he could hear it, so I put my hand over my mouth to stop my panting coming out too loud. I watched as he opened the closet door. He was a tall guy. All black pants, shirt and boots and a white ghost mask preventing me from seeing his face. The fucking ghostface. He rummaged through some hangers, making space between the clothes. My heart beat even faster, he'll find me. He'll find me!
— Boo! — he made space at once between the clothes covering me, a sadistic laugh coming from beneath his mask.
[…]
— What do you want? — I asked in a tearful voice, sniffling.
He laughed: — Let's watch the movie.
What?!
I looked at him paralyzed, still crouched on the floor of my closet, and he left, sitting on my bed.
— Aren't you coming? — he turned to me, as if waiting for me. I got up from the floor, walking slowly over to him and sitting on the bed on top of my legs. He shook his head in denial, clicking his tongue. — Come here, sit down. — he patted his own lap.
I swallowed and looked at him incredulously, even though I couldn't see his face. I stood up and faced him. With surprising speed, he turned me onto my back and whispered against the back of my neck: — Do you know what a safe word is, y/n? - I nodded — Yours is mercy, you'll use it if you need to.
His big an cold hands gripped my thighs firmly from behind.
— Bent forward and your head on the floor. - he ordered, his voice firm.
I did as he asked, sat on his lap, my clitoris almost brushing against his scratchy jeans, I was hanging off the bed, my torso stretched out and my face almost touching my white fur rug.
— What do we have here? — he said, and even though I couldn't see his face, I could tell he was smiling.
He pulled my pajama shorts aside, the chilly air in the room making my pussy clench around nothing, since I wasn't wearing any panties. He ran one of his fingers between my outer lips, realizing right there that I was wet.
— Did the fright I gave you make you wet, sweetheart? What a pervert... — he pulled my shorts down my legs with a little difficulty due to the position, hooking my ankles around his waist.
His hands roamed up and down my thighs, his thumbs hooking into the curve of my ass. I was all open for him, open and dripping.
— So pretty, babe — his voice was nothing more than a whisper, followed by a slap on my ass. It burned.
One more.
One more.
One more.
My thighs trembled from the slaps and my pussy throbbed and ached from lack of stimulation. I moved my hips down, my clitoris rubbing against his jeans, and I let out a louder moan than I expected.
— Owwn — he laughed — Does that pussy need something, pretty girl?
I gasped when his icy thumb brushed under my clitoris.
— Come on, beautiful, I asked you a question. Don't be rude.
— I... — I was dizzy. Maybe because I was horny, maybe because of my position and my blood was rushing to my head. I was nothing but a mess.
— Looks like someone here likes to be scared — he laughed as he rubbed my swollen clit.
I moaned, unconsciously leaning towards him for more contact as his palm slapped my pussy, the pain reverberating throughout my body. He slapped my ass again, my skin was hot and burning.
— Your pussy looks even prettier when your ass is red, that’s funny — but his tone had no humor in it.
When the seventh slap came, I let out a yelp, scrambling to my feet in a failed attempt to ward off the pain burning my skin. He laughed at my attitude, stroking my burning ass. Each time he slammed into me, the momentum pushed me further and further down, rubbing my clit against his jeans, which were probably already stained with my lubrication. Those flashes of pleasure were what kept me there, the pain and pleasure turning me on even more.
— Come on, babe, do you want to cum already? — he asked in a whisper, leaning down.
I turned my crying face to the side, trying to see his figure: - Yes! I... Please! - I was nothing but a humiliating mess who just wanted some relief.
— Very well, then — he pulled my torso to himself, my back against his hard and warm chest, my battered ass pinching under his scratchy jeans.
— You okay, babe? Do you want to use your word? — he asked, his hot breath hitting my cheek. I denied it. He smiled. — That's my good girl.
He laid me on the bed, my back on the mattress, while he lay on top of me. He ripped off my top with ease, my nipples erect from arousal and the chilly air in the room welcoming them. He tugged on my right nipple with his forefinger and thumb, twisting it and pulling it upwards, eliciting a moan from me. He left a kiss on my belly and started to undress, without taking off his mask yet. His chest was white and toned, with a few spots here and there, as were his thighs. His cock wasn't thick, but it was long and slightly curved upwards. The little pink head was leaking pre-cum and had a prominent vein at the base. I sighed at the sight.
— Enjoying the view, doll? — he asked, head tilted to the side, sliding his right hand in a slow masturbation. I tipped my head back, biting my lip with a stifled laugh. You bet I am. — Come here, sweetheart.
He said slyly, pulling me up by my ankles and slowly inserting his cock into my needy pussy.
— Oh fuck — I moaned, sinking my head into the sheets. My insides trembled around his cock, feeling full. He sighed heavily above me, muffled by the mask.
He moved his hips back, taking his cock out completely, to shove it in again with force. He did this a few times before he started thrusting hard. I moaned loudly, too sensitive. My pussy was squeezing his hard cock and my clit was throbbing, my ass was burning against the sheets. I brought two fingers to my clit to stimulate it, but they were soon removed and replaced by his.
He rubbed my swollen spot hard with his thumb while I squeezed my nipples. The familiar pressure felt extremely good from my womb.
— Fuck, I'm going to cum! — I exclaimed as I felt my orgasm coming, and he increased the pace of his thrusts, driving deep into my pussy.
My legs trembled as the orgasm hit me and I opened my mouth in a silent moan. He penetrated me a few more times, prolonging my orgasm as he deposited his hot cum inside me.
— Fuck! — he exclaimed as he removed his mask, kissing me for the first time that night, a delicate kiss. I laughed against his lips. — You perverted little thing! — he laughed, slapping my sensitive ass, not so hard this time.
— Rin, babe! That was awesome! — I kissed him with so much love.
— You naughty naughty girl! — he laughed, biting my lower lip as he pushed his oozing cum back into my pussy.
— Yeah and you like it!
Well, let's see what a coincidence. The weirdo Mr. Ghostface who broke into my house and fucked me happened to be my boyfriend, Suna. He and I always like to do something different when it comes to sex from time to time, and knowing that his naughty girlfriend was a little scared and horny about ghostface and that she'd be home alone all night, he wanted to surprise me. Besides, I would recognize my boyfriend's voice on the phone, which only increased my anxiety and excitement about what he would do that night. And what a good surprise it was!
#suna smut#suna#suna rintaro x reader#suna x reader#suna rintarou#suna rintaro haikyuu#suna rintarō#suna rintaro x you#suna rintaro x y/n#suna rintaro imagines#smut#suna haikyuu#suna headcanons#suna x you#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu#haikyu x reader#haikyū!!#ghostface#haikyuu hcs#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu scenarios#haikyuu suna#haikyuu smut#pls be nice#headcanon#imagine
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happy pride month here’s my contribution of trans nanami who didn’t transition until after he left jjtech and so when he comes back a brick shithouse it throws everyone for a loop. the group chat and i have dubbed this pre-t version of him nananiña. naniña for short
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#art#nanami kento#haibara yu#ieiri shoko#gojo and geto r there but they’re not important in this. they’re just being assholes#naniña u will always be so famous to meeee. she’s rly cutesy poop#i’m kinda obsessed i have so many comic and drawing ideas. both trans related and just daily life#nanami and haibara i need to draw them more and don’t even get me started on nanami and shoko#god u guys those two have always been rly important to me i refuse to believe they’re not really good friends.#shoko is thrilled to have another ‘girl’ around i think she drags nanami on impromptu outings just the two of them much to gojos chagrin#his fomo can’t handle it#anyway i also firmly believe shoko is the first one nanami comes out to. it would’ve been haibara but i imagine nanami never got the chance#to tell him cuz. well u know#anywho i’m yapping happy pride month everypony
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clarazz are so strong if i was (vaguely in love with and) slightly possessive of my best friend and the whole world was obsessed with him (like i was) id crash out 😭
#m!ik#ameri chima vine shiida mephisto? whos next henri?#not to mention eiko purson and lied 😭 (who really i mention specifically bc they apparently kin him which is soo funny. also they make up#boku trio together! though if we were making a list list im not sure id add em a tier above any other misfit…)#not all romantic obsession to be perfectly clear^^ but they all wanna stand by irumas side the same 😳#ameri and chima who want to stand by iruma romantically and academically/socially/powerwise…#vine and eiko too but theyre like. gag characters ik we’re a comedy series but everything surronding these two is a bit so im#putting them in the same adjecent group of side characters who are crushing#shiida who wants to be his family#mephisto who wants to be his righthand man/royal advisor/wants to make him king#(again misfits in general but lied and purson i single out bc. boku trio / young king duo / music duo u get it#id group bachiko opera balam and maybe even kalego with these other guys but… mmm#mmm bachiko certainly loves her student and opera/balam/kalego are all protective over iruma in their own ways id argue that when u compare#operas his family. bachiko is his master#kalego and balam are his teachers and his familiar/the first person he told his secret to#theyre all (seemingly) satisfied with their closeness with iruma/comfortable with their relationship as it is. theyre secure#the list above are all sorta Longing for something more#they want to be important to iruma#theyre not satisfied! they want more! and the story specifically centers around this idea for an arc or two or many#which btw i love i think iruma deserves having so many people who want to be close to him and who admire him#omg i forgot kirio HELLO…. hes…a little differently obsessed.#lets group him by himself but near the ameri/chima and eiko/vine section if u know what i mean#(note: its been a while since ive read chapters with shiida in em but from memory i do think she sees iruma as a little brother-#which is such a specific bond to long for; i think she wants to be someone he trusts first#followed by someone who can protect him followed by someone who he can learn from)#demons are selfish; i think its really sweet that theyre all pretty respectful of how iruma chooses to spend his time esp for being demons#cuz guess what! irumas selfish too. a true demon. he wants more and more and thats kinda what its all about#tldr everyone wants to stand next to iruma; clarazz (who stand next to him as his soulmates) have feelings about it lol#mairimashita! iruma kun#welcome to demon school iruma kun
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very messy roughs of my interpretation of a younger tails! i imagine after sonic had really settled with taking care of tails he struggled to find clothes and protective gear that would fit him bc he is so eenie weenie... the gloves r too big so they are tied on at the wrist and tails is a little clumsy when he runs bc the sneaks r a size too big. i think he grows into it pretty fast tho. and the little headscarf is just something tails wears when they go into cities/crowded areas because it gives him a sense of security :)
#cw blood#there are a lot of random ideas i just slapped down on these drawings#i dont have a concrete idea on how i think sonic and tails met specifically#but i might write it out for an upcoming fic#so maybe these will come in handy#what is most important is that u guys know he is eenie weenie#so small#with big ol paws that he grows into#absolute perfect little buddy material#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#wdym u dont like my bug art
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I’m tired of being nice I want to go apeshit
#Fumi updates. Vacation time ongoing#Yes this is m1ckbell yes if it goes well i’ll share my pattern design#I am learning embroidery for this stinker#I have about half of an eyelash done rn it’s rough#I am so tired of ppl bitching in my ear that I’m enjoying wrong my asshole using abuse tactics on the most important person in his life#bc of his insecurities and upbringing. U guys have no idea how uncasual I am about him. stop#Next posts i got lined up since last month to just polish up are dunlord chil speculation and a mick psychological prose imagery thingie#God. I am so tired. Leave me alone. I’m turning into milsiril retracting from society (the fandom) and picking up plushmaking help#Only comments allowed on this are m1ckbell hype
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Salamander Salazar is an acrobatic high flyer "evil mastermind thief guy" and Bandit Bandit is his henchman/bodyguard/muscle. They were mischievous heels that would always be causing trouble, but just like any quality comical villain bad guy, Salazar's hubris would usually get him in over his head and be his downfall.
Here's them doing a tag team move™:
Anyway these are all several years before the events of the story. Salazar is Taggart's tag partner that had to leave midway through the tournament! He's also his childhood friend/mentor too.
under the cut is more lore/backstory stuff:
Salamander Salazar is the older neighborhood kid that got Taggart into wrestling when Taggart was just a lil kid. Salazar taught him how to (pro) wrestle over the years and after Taggart turned 18, Sal mysteriously started having a new sidekick/henchman he'd do tag team matches with.
Winning the TAGCEN tournament gets you qualified for the "big prestigious semi-invitational continental tag team tournament" where all the best tag teams compete to see who is The Absolute Best. Salazar's biggest claim to fame was the one time he stole the TAGCEN tournament first place medals from the true champions* and used them to enter into the invitational. The resulting shenanigans were fun enough that it led to the rules being changed to make the TAGCEN qualification entirely based on physically possessing those winning medals lol. (TAGCEN is partially ran by someone who loves chaos, after all.)
It made things pretty wild and chaotic for a few years after, but people stopped taking advantage of this over the years and nowadays its a mostly forgotten edge-case type rule. Also btw Sal (and Bandit²) got their asses absolutely trounced in the invitational tournament. If they couldn't win a qualifier, of course they wouldn't be able to survive in the big leagues!!
Bandit Bandit's tenure only lasted 3 short years for whatever reason (concidentally, this was around the same time regular good guy solo wrestler Taggart left wrestling to help out at his parents' bakery, hmm) and Salazar forged onwards on his own. Over the years his mischievous ambitions have mellowed out and he became one of those sarcastic good guy antihero types.
In modern times, Salazar reentered the TAGCEN tournament with a better tag team partner: Taggart, his childhood friend/protege that had recently returned to wrestling. His goal was to win the TAGCEN tourney outright and then go on to win the big invitational, redeeming himself for that failed run several years prior. They were absolutely killing it, but then Salazar got a really good offer from a major overseas promotion he couldn't turn down, and had to leave midway through the TAGCEN tournament. Alas! Salazar's tag team story is left unrealized!
Taggart still gets to wrestle in the remaining round robin matches at least. But, cmon, it's not like anything interesting is going to happen with that, right...? hee hee 🙂
* the winning tag team ended up with a injury right before the invitational and could not compete, and this was way more fun of an alternative than just having an empty slot!
#TAGCEN#its p. obvious to anyone with brains and eyes that that bandit's taggart but hes very coy about it and has never explicitly admitted it.#plus taggart's such a nice pleasant innocent guy. what r u gonna do... NOT respect his silly little kayfabe??? like some sort of... hater!?#speaking of kayfabe. back in october i made a post talking about how i hadnt figured out if i wanted the concept of kayfabe to exist in thi#well i figured it out and made a decision. my decision is that plausible deniability is awesome so it should be as ambiguous as possible#cuz i was thinking about taggart's character and he extremely takes advantage of plausible deniability. its a very specific thing w/ him#but its kind of hard to depict that without giving away the game? i think??#but having the whole story/narrative/everything kind of couched in ambiguity allows me to draw a parallel between that#and taggart's whole deal. at least thats the idea#hes my special little guy and its SO importants to get across that he is unhinged in a very specific and unassuming way despite being cute
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ocyonautsbwithoutbfijtect part47✌️7
#octonauts#octonauts without context#i typed the title with my eyes closed#it uh. took a few tries bc apparently i'm very good at it HFHDJFK-#fr sat there frustrated like ''>:(( STOP BEING RIGHT I'M TRYING TO BE FUNNY'' 😭#this isn't a brag fyi if anything i'm exposing myself as needing to put my phone down more often lmaoo#anyway *continues making post on phone* ✨✨#i have no idea which part this is bc i've made so many of these. this could be part 5 or 78 and i wouldn't know lmao#i love this show so much. i don't know if you guys have noticed this about me /j#it's important for u all to know
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south park but they are like teen agers (warning: scarey warning: frightening)
#south park#sp#pip pirrup#butters stotch#tweek tweak#craig tucker#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#UMUM STAN AND KYLE DESIGNSWERE INSPIRED BY.... GOOD FRIEND TRICKYCHARM#i forgot the draw stand. stubble. i guess ?#shaved.#gives every boy long hair for transgender reasons#really really like the 'kenny having two braids in pigtails' idea its very important. to me#also TEENAGE TWEEK WOULD NE THE MOST SPITEFUL EDGY. ANGSTY TEEN IMAGINABLE#tweek would ahve soso much resentment for his parents guys u dont even understand#tweek vs damien in a who hates their parents the most contest#spoiler alert tweek wins#cuz at least damiens dad doesnt suck#local 16-17 year old tries to dye his own hair in an act of teenage rebellion; instantly regrets it!#so craig isnt doin anything sinister in the third picture hes just like holding the door. idk why i needed to maket hat clear but wanted 2#SHIT I FORGOT TO TAG CHARACTERS#potatart
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is it autism or is it a symptom of previous longterm social isolation and lack of agency ?
#i think. im not good at being a person.#ive finally gotten some alone time and i am reflecting. and well.#i dont think you can make me socially aware ^-^ i dont think i'll ever get good at it.#i donknow why ^-^👍 and i dont think it matters 👍#i think hes getting tired of me alreadyyyy......#and i think. lots of other ppl . dont see me wout him already also.#ive managed this already... impressive ^-^#but the japanese international girls like me so !!! it doesnt matter !!! i have. two nice friends. and 1 intimidating friend.#i will not get bullied or made fun of or be in ungetoutable bad situations bc of. mafia friend.#and then i will recharge and be silly around. nice friends.#i think the fact that im actively thinking about this. doesnt do anything for my case.#i think. im getting masking lessons. when i hang out w him. if it really is the autism. and im failing a little bit.#he thinks ive got anxiety. 💭💭 psych major ass. sorry. my roommates also psych major. why are they. talkers.#theyre scawy.#they both got adhd too. whats with that#anyway.#i want to get a haircut.#and hes like. well. hes literally 4 real a model. and his mom was a model. and all his friends were. guess what. models.#so. scary. so i will go to a shitty salon w a nice normal level of social skill friend and then not say anything i think.#i love yapping on here this is awesome. i can just say anytging.#non u know me in real life#how did i end up making friends w the most 'popular guy' guy in the world this is so stressful.#everyone likes him. there are ppl who only talk to me to get an idea of where he might be at. what happened.#howd i go from friendless loser to. loser but in a completely different friend environment. friends w guy who is too good at making friends#but chooses to hang out w me ? does he choose to do that. is it all coincidence?#how did i get here. it really doesnt feel real#i want. to . explode.#yknow i never even really talked to boys before this also. wtf. wtf..#i have only been saying nice things so far i think but i think its important to know that he. scares me. hes so from bc.#i have always been scared of island ppl theyre. all so mad always. and guess what he is too. and yet here i am.
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goughdohugfohgf. Soul cccc
#character that im literally never gonna be normal about#hes SO important to me u guys have no idea#cannot stop thinking about this guy#he reminds me of myself too much. hes a callout post for me specifically. i hate him. i love him dearly. nobody gets it like he does.#🎸
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yall gotta give other old russian authors apart from dostoevsky and tolstoy a chance. pushkin bunin gorky bulgakov turgenev goncharov and chekhov are all whimpering and crying in a corner im so for real
#not to mention you could. give nabakov another look even if you dont want to read lolita which i get it is a hard one to get through#he has other books. read my boys they never did nothing wrong#also you should check out russian poets and thats. thats good too also ok#also someone pleaseee read the village by bunin pleaseeee its so good pleaseeeeeeeeese#kuzma is literally so babygirl you guys have no idea#rereading the post .ok as if half of you give tolstoy a chance😭war and peace isnt even that long you guys read slow burns longer than that#also . war and peace has anatole in IT I GOTTA STOP GIVING PROPAGANDA TO HIM . READ MISERY BY ANTON CHEKHOV NOW🔫!!!#you guys turgenev did not say as long as there is even just one russian alive oblomov will be remembered#for u guys to not even give it a chance#i also mention that quote bc it givees me shakes and shivers and i want to start sobbing about turgenev and goncharov like you have no clue#i have electricity and pains in my chest *pathetic* ok . read you guys go read something#i was also wondering if i should have put gogol but my boy was ukrainian and that should be respected on its own i just dont want#to slavblanket you know its important to recognise where they came from
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maybe i should have gone into practical effects instead of computer science...
#when i was in middle school i used to use red and black pens + spit for blending to make it look like the backs of my hands were torn open#i can't believe it's almost 4am. i just spent 5 hours typing up an essay about MM's erik that i just fuckin privated bc i was embarrassed#AND I STILL NEVER SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT THE FIRST TIME AAAAAAAA#i was right but im going to save all my points for the fanfic im currently planning out and promptly NEVER GOING TO ACTUALLY WRITE#I say shoving my plans for my h2o s3 rewrite off the table#yes i skipped from s2 to s3 i had a BRILLIANT idea [season 3 h2o spoilers ahead be wary my mutuals who are still watching]#okay so you know how lewis goes to the american institute of marine bio in the middle of 3? since this is tied to my s2 rewrite fic i wante#to actually finally reasonably re-introduced dr denman to the story because i never liked that she just fucked off at the end of s1#despite WITNESSING the moon pool magic. so i made it so she runs into lewis while doing a presentation for the college and they have a chat#(because her JAW paper plays an important part in my s2 rewrite bc i imagine lewis is the kind of guy who SAYS he deleted every copy of#it... but ACTUALLY he secretly printed himself out a copy to study in private to compare to his own notes bc#[lewis voice] come *on* guys just THINK of the progress that he could make with this! [grabby hands in front of chest])#so yeah they have a chat and Linda kind of gives Lewis the opposite dilemma in s3 that Louise gives him in s1 about science and magic#since SHE knows about the moon pool and has been biding her time and she knows Lewis knows and Lewis is like ah... uh oh.#it will eventually tie into the idea it's not about forcing science and magic together or separating them#its abt respectfully and responsibly utilizing both to see their fullest potential. which lewis learned in s2 and Linda has... not.#BUT#later on she gets a call from 1 (one) ryan who is like 'hey so i heard u did environmental studies on mako for dr bennett a couple years ag#and i was wondering if you've seen anything weird there as im currently doing a-' and she's immediately like 'YOU SON OF A BITCH IM IN'#and he's like 'wha-' and she's like 'i have already booked my plane tickets we're going to have a great time we have lots to talk about :)'#and wheeee now they have someone who knows about mermaids on their team and it's the perfect way to bring lewis back to relevancy in s3 :D#it also gives me reason to have two bad bitches (linda and sophie) meet and get to know each other which is not a dynamic ive seen in#any of the H2O fics i've ever read so im very hyped to delve into how they'll play off each other#also charlotte is there so technically three bad bitches (only in my au Charlotte never lost her tail and is part of the gang she just move#because she felt like she needed to leave to really be able to find herself without being in her grandmother's shadow but she comes back bc#well... it's season 3 mako is sounding the fucking emergency alarms everyone is showing up sdkghkfjhg)#im also so so so hyped to show u guys who's coming back in the s2 rewrite because it ISNT denman and i think everyone thinks it will be :3c#(i said she when telling ppl to look forward to a familiar face... but can u blame me for getting hype she's one of my favorite characters!#i love u H2O#cruddy rambles
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starting to think the only way the feminist movement can progress is by making sure that society supports and takes care of men. guys are human beings who need to be loved and cherished, who need to have communities, who need to feel safe to express themselves and who need to be held to realistic standards. i think we should start giving girls more shit if they're being assholes to men for no reason. unsocialized, exiled, mentally ill men are dangerous. a society that supports them is safer, happier, better for everyone
#feminism#the expectations of mens appearances are Insane#people rlly are out here like u have to be taller than me you have to be richer than me#suck#they suck#people who make fun of guys for balding ppl who make fun of their facial hair or think their opinion of mens clothes are whats important#are the worst#i would feel so sad if people said about me the things they feel ok saying about guys#and im not here for it#6 inches 6 feet 6 figures is the shitties idea ive ever fucking heard#like imagine the equivalent#cup size waist size cooking knowledge??#id be like fuck u and die and go to hell
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small outline for ranks about the Port Mafia clan:
I kind of wanted the clan for the Port Mafia(not the clan name, I haven’t thought of a name yet) to have a more diverse system of ranks than the clan for the ADA. After some rambling to my friend with some help here is a outline of part of it!
First off we got Leaders, nothing new.
Instead of deputies, we kept the name Executives! It is a selected group of cats by the Leader. These cats are supposed to be cats that are trusted to keep the safety and importance of the clan in mind. A Leader does not exactly have to go to Executives to make decisions, but it is highly encouraged to get their voices and opinions. In the end, whatever decision made by the Leader must be handled by a Executive. Executives are also known as if a new Leader must be chosen, a Executive would have a higher chance than the average warrior.
Examples of cats with the Executive role would be: Chuuya, Kouyou
There are also Group Commanders! If there’s a job a Executive cannot handle at the moment(they can get quite busy as it is a large clan!)they can hand it off to a Group Commander. These are cats that have more authority than the average warrior but not more than a Executive. They can gather groups of cats together to fulfill whatever job given to them. Some Group Commanders like to have certain cats they trust to do a good job in the group they choose.
Examples of cats with the Group Commander role would be: Akutagawa, Hirotsu
And of course, the other basics such as Healers, Warriors, etc.
If you have any ideas for either the ADA or Port Mafia clan I would love to hear it but I do think the ranking system for this clan is 100% done.
#bsd warriors au#bungou stray dogs#warrior cats#i got these ideas last night#and im pretty happy with them#most likely wont change anything#also the clan for the ADA will have a different ranking system#i wanted to do this bc i see this clan as a bigger one#much bigger than the ADA#like in canon#so i wanted them to have a more organized style#ofc i’ll be adding random npcs to the ADA clan to make it a clan#but they wont be named or designed or anythin#just there. not important#anyways hope u guys like it#still debating on a separate blog for this
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i dont know much about trigun but i think it would be silly if vash and knives (they are brothers?) or vash and wolfwood (lovers? enemies? idk) were drawn like that barbie and ken mugshot meme. From what you post Mr Vash Stampede just seems like ken. little silly guy
YOU HAVE THE MOST PERFECT TIMING WITH THIS EVER I'm literally in the middle of drawing a picture of knives and vash that looks like this.
theyre brothers your honor
#i would draw the whole meme but i simply do not have the energy for it tonight#the phrase mr the stampede has been stuck in my head all night hehe u just reminded me of it#drawing vashs tristamp hair is soooo painful to me. i miss the spikey. unfortunately i am doing a style swap thing with this so i have to#sigh </3#hiiii louis this made me smile hehe thank u#also ive seen like 3 ppl do that meme with vashwood already so the fact that u included knives makes me happy :]#(<< guy who is having a category 12 emotional about millions knives moment tonight)#theyre BROTHERS. theyre brothers.....#i love the idea that after canon knives calms down and stops trying 2 kill everybody bc he realizes#oh i dont want to commit genocide actually. i just need therapy.#but like. he and vash are still both wanted criminals because. gestures at the events of trigun. all that#so its just. silly antagonistic brother adventures. i keep thinking abt that one drawing someone did of them comparing wanted posters#its so silly and its so important to meeeeeee.#knives just needs to smoke some weed and play Minecraft for a few hours and he'll calm down.#hes just got undiagnosed autism and a metric ton of childhood trauma. its fine#sorry i kind of went off on u there. I'm having trigun emotions tonight. if u couldn't tell#making this unrebloggable because its a wip <3 sorry kings#my sketches are sooooo ugly . u get the idea tho#asks#friends!!!#din0draws#shrimp fried rice#also. other file names blurred bc its a spoiler for another ask I'm answering soon. lmao
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Not Cannon and Not Fannon, a secret third thing called I desperately misunderstood/misinterpreted this charcter as a child and now everyone else's charcterization is wrong because it doesn't fit my specific decade old hallucinations.
#this is mostly a DC post#yall dont understand the misunderstandings i have of some of these freaks#i was a babe in the woods the story was for me to figure out!#my best misunderstandings in order have to be#1 After seeing Teen Titans Tokyo i fully believed Robin/Dick Grayson was japanese and thats why he was able to like blend in#so imagine my suprise when I start hearing this POC man is white in cannon SHOOK#in that bar scene#u know what im saying#again i was like...6#2 thought harley quinn was girl joker#still think thats a pretty banger idea ngl#cuz like listen you intro batwoman u think oh girl batman#cuz ur a lil girl and this is how media works for u#so u see harley quinn and u think oh girl joker#imagine my suprise like 10 yrs later#3 i thought star fire was a bad guy before she came to earth#like fully thought her planet was like war mongers and conquerors and that she got banished and came to earth and learned to be nice#dont know why i thought that gonna be honest#think i missed some very important dialogue probs#anyway still kind of a banger idea#DC#dick grayson#nightwing#robin#harley quinn#dc joker#starfire#koriand'r#batman
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