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real-odark · 4 months ago

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just realized i never looked at jack in this photo. he wants him so bad

#ben and jeremys characterization should be illegal #HOMOS😭😭😭😭😭HOMOS😭😭😭😭#javey come home come home javey #hes also so pretty unrelated but thought id mention. reminding everyone im really gay☹️.#newsies #newsies 2017 #jett talks (me)#jack kelly #david jacobs #davey jacobs #javey #javid #musical theatre #theatre #musical #musicals

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jules-ln · 4 months ago

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I hate it when cishet people write Achilles and Patroclus as friends and that is in part why I'll always insist in Achilles and Patroclus being interpreted as a 100% gay couple, especially with non queer people

Like, is not wrong to interpret Patroclus and Achilles as friends BUT

When straight people that are neck deep in amatonormativity do it, it always goes like this

"Oh, Patroclus and Achilles are friends lol, but Achilles is a man, therefore he needs to be with a woman, so he's in love with Briseis, oh but romantic love is more important than friendship, so Briseis is more important than Patroclus and Patroclus doesn't matter in the end"

And another thing I absolutely hate when straight people write Heterochilles is that they always are like

"Oh, Achilles killed Briseis's entire family, took away her freedom, and raped her, but she loves him, because... How could she not love him? After all he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?"

Let👏Briseis👏hate👏Achilles👏

#ramblings #greek mythology #iliad #tagamemnon #trojan war #achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #I've been victim of another depiction of heterochilles #people complain that everyone sees Patrochilles as only romantic #BITCH. most depictions of them are as straight #or Patroclus having a one side love with Achilles #Put some respect on my man's Patroclus name because let's be honest. If one of the two had a one side love #It was Achilles having a maddening love for Patroclus #Achilles was the president and founder of the “simping for Patroclus” club #I'm so mad lmao #It should be illegal for Straight people to write Achilles AND Briseis #“She hated him and loved him at the same time. But the love was bigger” WRONG #She wanted to hit Achilles in the head with an ax and would've done so if she had an ax #Also I'm going to confiscate Patroclus from straight people until everyone learns how to respect him #If you can't respect Patroclus then you shouldn't be able to write him #I'm sorry I'm still so mad lmao #I need to read something gay. I need to read the Iliad again

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asclexe · 6 months ago

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hilson goes to key west. need i say more.

#house md #hate crimes md #hilson #key west au!! throw those bisexuals to that gay mecca!!#like post s8 house and wilson road trip to flordia to live out wilsons final days in key west #i was yapping about post-everybody dies hilson to my mom and she said they should go to key west and illegally run a clinic out of a gay ba #shes so silly (she’s so right)#like we went to richmond recently and we were just walking downtown and talking about how house and wilson would like walk on the beach #and go to pride together and stay in a bunch of hotels (and kiss) and be happy before wilson starts deteriorating #sorry that was a lot of yapping but yeah #i love yapping in the tags :3

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loislame84 · 1 year ago

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I’m sorry, what? She’s gorgeous.

#florence pugh #Florence pugh is a goddess #Florence pugh simp #shes so hot #being that hot should be illegal #i’m so gay

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james-spooky · 1 month ago

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this is a test

#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th #the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo #g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit #ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco #ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo #e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a #ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha #e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t #care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea #y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss #im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop #e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo #ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas #ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can #use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s #much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a #annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically #now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s #lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like #what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or #smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc #ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other #than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140 #haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai #let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o #what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some #one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james #im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh #w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause #ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:

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progressi9 · 1 year ago

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GOD-

#im speechless #so hot it should be illegal #fran lebowitz #damn she's hot #icons #american girls have a special place in my heart #sounds gay im in

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hjemne · 8 months ago

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(Gay bear flag anon) I’m stupider than anything because after realizing your pfp wasn’t the gay bear flag I was like. Ah yes the beach in the evening. Except it’s not it’s Wolfwood having a smoke sitting on a crate. Which is excellent btw. And your vibe is immaculate don’t worry

Sjfjsjskd the possible interpretations of art are as limitless as the night sky and this is most definitely a vibes-based pic, especially when squashed down to half a centimetre

It's not a very recognisable picture of Wolfwood I don't think & tbh (especially when it's so small on my phone screen) it's kinda like abstract art to me too lol. I had a pic of WW from the manga which I thought worked better as visually legible pfp but I used that for my alt account so I landed on this instead

#asks #you know the world can be okay sometimes when you get a message that starts (gay bear flag anon) sjdhds #im actually v curious what the initial vibe of my blog is based on thr pfp + url (+ fucking shane madej) is because its all v disconnected #just as long as jt doesnt give the impression of one of those right wing weirdos then im happy #i dont need brand unity or coherence its a fuckin blog sfjsf #though #illegible pfp + keyboard smash of a url + shane 'i think we should kill the elderly' madej is possibly a little too incoherent #shane is staying hes haunting this place #so is hjemne #pfp & bio are negotiable #wait fuck i havent fixed the html link to my ao3 #Goddamnit i gotta get my laptop for that ahhh

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worm-in-a-trenchcoat · 2 years ago

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I had two gay panics today at two different places, but because of the same person 😭

#I helped a customer at work when I was at the register and they were really cute #and then I go to Michaels to pick up a curbside order but after like 20 minutes of waiting I just went in to get it #(it was raining so I’m not mad at them for not wanting to take out orders 💀)#but the same cute person that I helped at work HELPED ME WITH MY FRICKING ORDER #and they recognized me too 😭#they had a bunch of cute buttons on their lanyard and I was gonna comment on them but got awkward Jdjfkfk #but anyway #cute gay people always work at hardware stores and craft stores #and thrift stores #it should be illegal #I got to those places l the time 😭

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kabutone · 2 years ago

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ppl that still wear a mask regularly you are more punk than anyone else

extra points if you’re in a really shitty area where there’s a bunch of anti maskers/anti vaxxers/overall shitty people around. you are extra more punk than anyone else

and ppl engaging in any kind of community care u are more punk than anyone else it’s about love and care babey!!!!!!

#was talking w a friend who so much braver than i #you WILL care about other ppl #anyway when the gov is pushing deadly misinfo it is NOT punk to just go along with that shit. stand up against it #i know a lot of ppl feel social pressure to not mask bc nobody else is but daring to be brave and stand out should be the norm for u #don’t fall in w the normies dare to be different and care for others. esp if nobody else is #and when i see other queer ppl who don’t mask it’s like.. hey man! did you know a disease wiped out a huge chunk of us in the 80s?#the gov said it was a ‘gay disease’ and of course they wanted gay people to die so they did nothing. they let us die #now that covid has become a ‘only disabled people disease’ do you think it’s ok for the gov to do this again?#i see other hawaiians not masking or even PROUDLY being anti vax #and again i’m like hey man! did you know hawaiians almost completely died out bc of foreign disease?#our land was illegally annexed bc so many hawaiians had died there were too little to fight back! do you think more of us should die?#i’ve heard ppl say if you don’t mask you’re not a leftist and that’s true but it also applies to so many different identities and cultures #it’s like if you claim to care about the earth but you litter on the beach. like do you really care if you can’t do the bare minimum #anyway. if u see this and u need high quality masks literally DM me and i will send you some

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theinfinitedivides · 1 year ago

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why the F*CK is Lee Joon Gi back in his King and the Clown era. seriously what is in the water how is he doing this

#lee joon gi #flower of evil #the king and the clown #kdrama #saw the 3rd anniversary reunion pics from FOE where they got basically the entire main cast together and his hair.#the length of his f*cking hair #his hair is so pretty like what. how is this possible #sir i'm going to have to sue this vampire behavior should be illegal #he's 41 and doesn't look a day over 20 ffs #local gay watches kdramas.txt

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littlelillycatsworld · 9 months ago

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the girls of tiktok doing that fucking belt dance count your days, like please your so pretty.

why does my gf keep sending me them, is she asking that I attempt to learn it for her?

I'm dying help

#네네 #my girlfriend is going to be the detah of me #im so gay #honestly it should be illegal

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trans-leek-cookie · 10 months ago

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as a certified Aromantic Asexual (I should make myself a certificate) I genuinely don't Believe there is systemic oppression that specifically targets Aromantic or Asexual people.

I do however believe that people Cannot be normal about ppl who don't have sex or romantic relationships, and that can Really Impact Aromantic And Asexual People.

Also like. Aros n aces are still. Experiences Other forms of oppression that can interact with the aro and/or ace-ness