#this is so funny to me 'oh no my giant bf'

[rviner]

Ines has had her share of close calls before. Dodging out of the way of someone sprinting from Vanguard, narrowly avoiding getting caught up in street brawls that flare up like storms with no warning. It's life in The Wards, where quick thinking and even quicker feet are survival tools. But this? This is different. The kind of adrenaline pumping through her veins now is sharper, laced with real fear, unlike anything she's felt before. It drives her to move faster than she ever thought possible.

The sound of boots pounding against the metal floor echoes in her ears, the vibrations shaking beneath her feet. They're too close. Way too close. Her heart slams against her chest as she and Xavier tear down the street, Main Street just ahead, a place she foolishly hopes will offer some kind of safety. But as they finally reach it, the brief flicker of relief evaporates.

A scream slices through the chaos, and the street explodes into motion. Ines barely has time to react as the crowd surges, a wave of people pushing and shoving in a frenzy. She grips Xavier's arm like a lifeline, her breath ragged, trusting him to guide her through the stampede. "I can't get it!" Ines shouts, trying to yank her comms free. But, she's boxed in by bodies pressing in on all sides. If it weren't for Xavier's steady grip on her shoulder, she'd be lost in the crush and swept away in the wave of people. Panic rises in her throat as she stumbles. "Xav...Xav, what if dad's back there? Or Lola and Raf!?" the fear is raw in her voice. Jakob. Her mind races as the crowd jostles them from side to side. "I wanna go back! Xav! We need to turn back!"

And then the explosion shatters the air, a ball of flames hitting a market stall and then another into a building. A concussive blast that ripples the street. Ines's grip tightens onto Xavier as she's nearly swept away by the people screaming and scattering in every direction. Her feet are almost tripping her over herself as she keeps moving but her eyes are darting, searching for anywhere that could help them navigate away from the chaos.

"If I was complaining, you'd know about it. Stop derailing shit." Xavier dismissed her, but gave Ines an unimpressed look. "I don't do everything dad says." he laughed slightly, almost offended at her perspective before he scoffed. "You're just trying to piss me off. Won't work." he added, focusing ahead. Ines rambled on about balloons and farts, and Xavier heard it but his attention started to drift. He wasn't zoning out completely, just scanning. It was instinct now, checking their surroundings. His eyes flicked to unfamiliar faces, noting the tension in the air, the subtle shift in energy. He could feel something off, something hovering just on the edge of his awareness. I

It's only when Ines joked about someone else picking her up that he snapped back, his expression a mix of mild annoyance and vague concern. "Obviously not. Should've seen how worried dad was every time Tommy said he'd watch out for you." he chuckled but there wasn't long for it to stick. Trouble was already there. "I'm not fighting." Xavier insisted but his voice was low and his hand tightened at Ines's arm, ready to steer her in whatever direction was needed. He could feel the tension just in the footsteps behind them, that moment where the air seemed to thin. He knew whatever was about to happen was a moment they couldn't avoid.

"Dammit, Nes." Xavier hissed as she glanced back. He didn't even need to see it, he heard it. The scrape of feet against the metal, the dull thud of movement picking up speed. Xavier shifted into gear with his sister, pushing Ines off so she could take the lead. A quick look over his shoulder and he caught a glimpse of their attackers, masks covering their faces, weapons clutched tight. Makeshift, but no less dangerous. They moved as a unit, fast and deliberate, no hesitation.

"Oh, want me to just stop and ask who these guys are? What the fuck?" Xavier shouted back to Ines's question, moving alongside her and matching her pace. Slightly concerned that she could run faster than him, but also thankful. Main Street had never seemed so safe before, and Xavier was already thinking several steps ahead. As they reached the end of the alley, he grabbed hold of Ines again, pulling her with him to get lost in the crowd. He hoped to slip into the shadows, to wind through bodies until they lost the group. But, everything changed. Before they could even run much further, a woman's scream echoed and just like that, the whole street erupted into chaos.

"Shit, what the fuck is going on?" Xavier shouted, his head swiveling to glance around as a crowd surged into life, moving like a current. All he could hear was metal connecting to flesh, the horrible scorched stench of a plasma knife doing its job. "Okay, we gotta find..." his voice was loud and strained, keeping Ines moving forward, hand on her shoulder now as he made sure she stayed in front of him. "You got your comms? Find out where dad is, maybe it's safer at the shop."

[springgirlshowers]

ok what about drunk reader getting so wasted to the point where she doesn’t recognize joost but it’s not like angst it’s funny cuz he’s trying to get her home and she’s like “nuh uh i got a bf pal”

My Boyfriends Pretty Cool

Pairing: Joost Klein x Fem!Reader

CW: alcohol consumption, mentions of smoking, reader being drunk as helllllllll

WC: 1004

A/N: happy monday everybody, hope this helps you get thru ur week <3

You were sitting in a small booth in the corner of the club, Joost had gone out for a smoke with his friends, promising he’d be back soon.

Your friend, who was sitting with you originally, had gone up to counter of the bar, talking to a guy she met earlier.

Now you were sitting alone, waiting for either of them to return.

Joost came back in with the hood of his black jacket up that was wrapped around his waist before due to the cold weather outside, dark and squared sunglasses covered his eyes, dimming down the harsh and colorful light from the dance floor.

He freaked out a tiny bit when he saw you sitting alone, knowing you were already a bit drunk.

“Hey, where’d your friend go?” He asked as he walked up to the table. You looked up at him with a strange look on your face.

“Uh, she just went up to the counter to get some more drinks.” You lied, not recognizing the stranger under the dark glasses and hood.

Joost just gave an understanding nod, sitting down next to you. Noticing the way you scooted away from him.

“You really shouldn’t be sitting so close to me, I have a boyfriend.” You slurred.

“You do?” He tilted his head, catching on.

“Mhm. I don’t think he’d like some random guy sitting next to me.” You raised your brows, taking a drink from your glass.

“I’m sure he wouldn’t. What does he look like?”

“He’s got superrr blonde hair. He has a lot of silly tattoos. Anddd he’s very tall. He’s easy to spot in a crowd.”

“Silly tattoos? What do you mean by that?”

“He has one,” You stopped your sentence to giggle, “of crazy frog!” You let out a full blown laugh. A giant grin formed on his face, he began to feel the butterflies in his stomach at the sound of your laugh.

“I used to think it was a dumb tattoo. I kinda like it now. I like to trace them with my fingers when he’s sleeping.” You said, wiping your watery eyes from how hard you were laughing.

Joost was surprised by this new information, he never knew you did that when he was asleep.

“What else is there about him?” He rested his head on his fist.

“Well, he wears glasses a lot, ones kinda like yours.” You tapped your nail on his sunglasses. “But he’s been wearing these pink ones a lot. He’s a fashionista.” Joost laughed at the name you unknowingly called him.

“He puts a lot of effort into his outfits, but I think it’s cute.” You tipped your head against the leather booth.

“Oh! And he’s a musician! He makes music all the time!” You sprang up, so giddy about this subject.

“Wow, really? What type of music?”

“Gabberpop. It’s really weird music, it’s really loud, has a lot of bass and big sounds.” His face hurt so much from smiling, a small laugh leaving him when you tried to sing an instrumental of one of his songs.

“Do you like his songs?” He felt a bit strange, taking advantage of your state to see how you really felt about him. But he always had that bad thought in the back of his mind that you didn’t like a lot of things about him, and he wanted to know the truth.

“Hmmm, I thought they were really weird at first, I wasn’t sure how I felt about them. But I like them a lot now!” His sunglasses hid the blush forming on his face. “I listen to them all the time when he’s not around, like in the car, or when he’s not home, or when I’m out in public with my earbuds in, or when he’s traveling and I miss him.” You giggled as you rambled on, words slurred.

“That’s good. Is he a handsome dude?”

“Absolutely! He’s the prettiest boy I’ve seen.” You sighed happily, rocking side to side.

“Really?” He mumbled nervously.

“Really, really. I love him.” You gazed up, looking like you were daydreaming.

“You seem more interested in him than me.” You looked back at him, narrowing your eyes and whispering.

“Maybe I am.” He shrugged and tilted his head.

“Hm, you’re very kind but I won’t share.”

“That’s understandable, I wouldn’t share either if I had a girl like you.” He said before he got up, giving you a handshake and goodbye.

By the time he was out of your eyesight, he took off his glasses and jacket, wrapping it around his waist again.

He waited for a second before returning to the booth.

“Hey liefje, where did she go?” He asked, referring to your friend.

“She went to go talk to some guy.” You said truthfully this time, feeling safe at the sight of your boyfriend.

“She just left you here alone?” He said as he sat down in the same spot he was just a few minutes ago.

“Yeah. A guy came up to me though.” You muttered awkwardly.

“Huh? Who?” He pretended to look concerned, acting a bit jealous as he would if he did see an actual stranger flirting with you.

“I don’t know. I never got his name, but don’t worry. I told him I already had a boyfriend.”

“Oh. Was he flirting with you at all?” Joost continued on with his facade.

“No I don’t think so, he seemed more interested in you. Asking soooo many questions about you.” You smiled, teasing him.

“Really? That’s strange.” He hummed.

“Maybe, I think he wanted to flirt with you instead.” You giggled again, laying your head down on where your arm was on the wooden table.

“But I was glad he was asking of questions, I like talking about you. I’m just worried I said too much and now he’s gonna try and steal you from me.” You said through a hiccup.

“Oh, no one could ever take me from you.” He pressed a kiss to your cheek.

[mintaikk]

Analyzing the Symbrock kiss bcuz I've lost all sense of shame

Thinkin about that scene in 2018 Venom where Venom saved Eddie in the Forest. Imma refer to Venom as she/it in this post because they're agender, I wanna show that more, and I think that they just take on the gender and pronouns of whatever gender their host is. But please note that appearance doesnt always equal gender, and im just reffering to this rn because i like agender Venomm. Anyways!

The way she snuck in using her tentacles to kill the guys one by one. Venom was literally so excited to save her dumbass human. Look at the way it tosses the guy like a ragdoll. Look at her stance. Look at the confidence. Look at the way she looks down at Eddie. Look at the way it licks its lips. The way she's grinning more than usual and says, "Hi, Eddie." Bro is LOVING this.

We all know Venom is actually a really sappy romantic. I KNOW bro was excited for this rescue romance and how happy she was that she got to be the "knight in shining armor."

AND IT WORKED.

Look at Eddie's face when he realized that Venom was coming to save him. Pure happiness. Pure excitement. Pure, "my boyfriend's back and you're gonna get in trouble." Pure, "lmao, yall are FUCKED"

NOT TO MENTION HIS OTHER REACTION

Sadly, I can't put the clip because of tumblers "one video per post" rule. But yall remeber his little, "woahhh," right? Pure awe? Also, the fact that he was clearly into it. He saw Venom eat a guy's head and immediately after is just like "😮👉👈."He was literally just-

And of course, the kiss that made dudebros do mental backflips to explain away.

Venom's still super excited. Look at how happy it is to pick Eddie up! Look at its tongue waving in the air! Also, another thing to note is that this is the first time Venom closes its eyes. In the first two movies, Venom never blinks or closes its eyes at all. But, the first time she closed her eyes was to express emotion when kissing Eddie.

This is as much as I'm going to in the gif show bcuz as much as I love the scene, I also kind of found it gross (I kept imagining the spit everywhere and it looked like Eddie was eating Anne when we saw her and the liquidy noises grossed me out) but still. Look at Venom's face.

I actually think this is the first and only time as of now that we saw Venom look so peaceful. Eddie is Venom's home, and it feels safe with him. It could've bonded with him any other way, but she chose to bond with Eddie by shoving her tongue down his throat because she wanted to. And also, probably to complete the, "we make out under the Moonlight after I rescue you," thing because again, Venom is a giant romantic sap.

Also, she literally wrapped her tentacles around him his neck and shoulders. While you could argue that it was just symbiosis through skin contact, like we've seen before in the movie, I still find it very sweet.

Oh, yeah, Eddie's reaction. Eddie had absolutely no idea that Anne was the host. Even when she appeared, his eyes were closed so he couldn't tell. All he knew was that his not alien bf that he thought was killing him came to his rescue, picked him up, and started French kissing him. And he just went, "yeah okay." Didn't even try to fight back. Didn't pull away from the kiss, in fact, even leaning into it, all while moaning.

Another thing: while the host can communicate with the symbiote, the Symbiote cannot conteol their own body, so all of this was Venom. Anne even admits later in the movie that the kiss was Venom's idea. And in a deleted scene, Anne says that the kiss was "mostly her," but Venom pipes up and yells, "Well actually it was mostly me!" While cut content shouldn't be considered canon, I find it funny that Venom wanted Eddie to know that the kiss was his idea. Yes, his ass is weirdly flirting with Eddie, lol. (He/him cuz at that point, his host was Eddie).

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff being all intimidating and moody to everyone else but a complete softie to his s/o is hilarious to me because y/n has this 6ft man who’s ripped as fuck just following them around with a resting bitch face completing willing to beat the shit out of anyone who fucks with his partner but they’re like “oh yeah this is my bf jeff he’s super nice trust me☺️☺️☺️ he wouldn’t hurt a fly ☺️☺️”

YES 😂😂😂 That’s one of my favorite things about Jeff. He will beat the shit out of anyone for even the slightest reason, he’s constantly glaring at people he either doesn’t know or doesn’t like, he’s covered from head to toe in battle scars, he’s snappy with people, but also…

He always holds the door open for you, he insists on holding your hand, if you ask for something on a date he’ll carry it around for you even if it’s a giant cute plushie, he gives you the cutest smiles in the entire world, he can’t resist peppering you in kisses every few minutes, he’s always trying to make you laugh.

He’s just so back and forth that you’d never think he’s the same person and it’s so funny to watch people in public go from fear in his presence to absolute confusion at how he’s being so sweet with you. I just love this man so fucking much.

[miguelswifey04]

OMG HEAR ME OUT

Miguel with reader who does funny accents like either country accents or British accents and theyll be like in the moment like making out and everything and reader with just say in a country accent “that was nice cupcake” your something that’s like a giant turn off and he’s just like annoyed and like reader always calls him funny names like pookie bear or cupcake baby girl in a country accent and he’s just like dying inside

LMFAOOO YES (this reminds me every time my bf would try to ‘rizz’ me up by doing a muscle man impression from the regular show 💀)

miguel o’hara x gn! reader

as miguel and you find themselves lost in a passionate embrace, your bodies entwined and your desires ignited. you decides to add a playful twist to your intimate moments. with a mischievous glint in your eyes, you break the kiss, adopting a hilariously exaggerated country accent. "well, butter my biscuits, that was nice, cupcake!" you said, your voice dripping with faux-southern charm.

miguel blinks in surprise, his desire momentarily derailed by the unexpected accent. he chuckles awkwardly, trying to recover from the sudden shift in mood. "uh, thanks, darlin'. i think," he replies, his voice laced with confusion.

undeterred, you continue in your country twang, giggling as you playfully caress miguel’s cheek. "oh, pookie bear, you're just the sweetest thang i ever did see," you say, your voice filled with amusement. miguel's eyebrow quirks up, a mixture of annoyance and amusement playing across his features. "okay, okay, enough with the funny names, baby," he says, his voice betraying a hint of exasperation.

you let out a peal of laughter, your country accent fading away as you return to your normal voice. "you know i can't resist, cupcake. you’re too adorable when you get all flustered," you confess, your eyes sparkling with mischief. miguel rolls his eyes playfully, a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "damn, sugar, you really know how to keep me on my toes," he admits, his annoyance transforming into genuine affection.

the laughter lingers in the room as you resume your passionate exchange, your connection deepening as the playful accents fade away. in this moment of lightheartedness and vulnerability, miguel realizes that the quirks and unpredictable moments are part of what makes his bond with you so special.

tags 🏷️!! @kairiscorner @meeom @astro1bloom @sabcandoit @obi-mom-kenobi @emiemiemiii

[muekyn]

okay. im going to talk about the fnaf movie.

SPOILERS UNDER READ MORE!!!

overall, i thought it was very good. somehow making a whole series of a video game condensed into 1.5 hrs is not something easy to do. i think with what they were working with, they executed it pretty well. costume design was superb, and the acting from josh hutcherson was amazing.

that being said, i did find some scenes didn't belong. for example the fort scene, though i'm sure many people have pointed that out already.

i felt like they were trying to tow the line between silly/cute and scary/suspenseful, but in my opinion i don't think they needed to do that? i think if they leaned in fully to the horror aspect it would have still been a very enjoyable experience.

the scenes with vanessa disappointed me, just a bit. it felt like she was only there to progress the story/exposition. and the fucking fort scene with her... in that scene, vanessa is like "oh freddy fazbears' is so fun yayayayay" and then literally in the next scene she's telling mike "if you ever come back here IM GOING TO SHOOT YOU" ???????????? like why? what did mike even do?

the old bf made an observation that william afton was just straight up not fleshed out, at least not as much as either one of us had hoped.

i personally think if they had just included like... a 5 minute scene of william afton on his killing spree (without outright showing william afton), it would have done alot for his character. i felt like he was just kind of thrown in there towards the end, which makes me sad bc william afton is such a unique character with sooo much backstory integral to the lore of fnaf, and it just felt like he was alluded to the whole movie? idk.

there were some questionable moments. it was funny how freddy literally just murders the aunt and no one even questions it? mike would have come home to a literal corpse in his house, how does he explain that to the police?

and it made me sad how little they showed of foxy. :( foxy is my all time favorite (i literally brought a giant stuffed foxy plush with me to the movie) and it felt like he was the most forgotten animatronic. bonnie seemed to be the main center of attention tbh, he was in almost every scene where the animatronics were. but it makes sense since scott cawthon thinks bonnie is the creepiest animatronic lol.

those are my main criticisms.

but i still loved it, very much so!

when the matpat cameo came on screen... it was a shocker. i gasped so loud. the people in the movie theater literally laughed at me lol bc i gasped SO LOUD, I COULDNT HELP IT i was so shocked. AND WHEN HE SAID ITS ONLY A THEORY???? i ate it up. idc if it's cheesy, I ATE IT UP.

also i thought it was cool that the movie is (i think but could be wrong) five nights long! a little easter egg that i thought was neat. the old bf pointed this out to me.

another nice touch is in the beginning of the movie when mike is reading that dream theory book. a good callback to matpat's dream theory on fnaf (you know the one). and it's also a good way to tie in what's currently happening to mike with his dreams in the movie.

i really appreciated the subtle little ways they tied in the movie with the games, like the little "it's me" in the mirror during the scene with mike in the security room. and foxy's humming!!!! i loved it i loved it i loved it! the little noises they used from the game made me so happy!

but yeah. i'll stop ranting bc i can go on forever lol. while it had it's flaws, i don't think they affected the overarching storyline.

this is it my gamers. eight years in the making, and this is the end result.

my score? 4 cupcakes out of 5. :>

[jackson-adoresyou-somuch]

(woah I forgot I had this blog.)

Ok so DHMIS COMMUNITY!!! I have a question for ya gays…

HOW DO YOU GAYS FEEL ABOUT ELECTRACEY X UNEMPLOYED BRENDON???

Ok it’s a weird rare pair BUT HEAR ME OUT

Brendon appeared in episode JOBS (which basically was the first episode in the tv series) and Electracey appeared in episode ELECTRICITY (which was the last episode in the tv series)

It’s also funny cuz they are VOICED BY THE SAME PERSON (Rebecca Sloan!!! Or Becky Sloan!!!)

Come on give me some slack I really love tall girlfriend x short boyfriend plus JUST UGHSGS YOU WONT UNDERSTAND UNTIL YOU SEE THE VISION

also like come on man like RAGSGHSTHEY WOULD LOOK SO FRICKING CUTE AND SHIZ LIKE ATSGHSHS

sorry for that but stillkuhhhh JUST LIKE IDK I THOUGHT OF IT AND IM INSANELY ATTACHED TO IT ARSGGSGSGS JUST SEE MY VISION

DHMIS community pls accept me. ( ；∀；)

Also if ur still reading this HEAD CANONS CUZ WHY NOT!! ヽ(^o^)丿

ELECTRACEY X UNEMPLOYED BRENDON HCS!!!

Basically tall sensitive cheery gf/bf x short easily pushed over brat-ish bf (tehehhe no one can stop me from shipping this) ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Maybe some teethrotting stuff so BEWARE!!!

Little warning: these have N$FW headcanons as well!!!

SFW HEADCANONS:

whenever Brendon feels a little more moody than usual, Electracey will literally SHOWER HIM with kisses (they always stop his bad days from becoming the WORST days)

Whenever Electracey has a bad day, Brendon always checks their batteries out and makes sure that they are replaced and safe ORRR if it isn’t the batteries that are the problem, he offers a blanket, snacks, a book, some silly straws for the drink, and gives them enough hugs and kisses while listening to why they’re having a bad day

Electracey is USUALLY the one giving the most presents while Brendon always feel bad for not being able to give that many presents to them (as he doesn’t have a job and usually asks for cash from his younger brother) so it’s basically kinda like this :

Electracey: “I got you a present honey!!!”

Brendon: “ah, what did you get me now…?”

Electracey: “so I got you the pants you always wanted, a brand new IPhone, a new car, a new laptop for your writings, a new PC set so we could play together, and a new tv, oh and I got you a a giant teddy bear! So… did you get me any gifts?”

*Brendon just looking down in shame as he just holds up a tiny bag*

*Electracey opens it and it’s a fricking small bear that he got from dollar tree*

Electracey: “. . .OMGGG!!! BABYYY I LOVE IT THANKKK YOUU AHHHHHH”

Sometimes Brendon gets scared that one day, Briefcases ‘charms’ and ‘looks’ will attract Electracey and make them leave him for his younger brother, but whenever that happens, Electracey will shake Brendon and kiss him EVERYWHERE until he gets convinced for the day that it won’t happen

When calling each other nicknames, Electracey calls Brendon “baby, honey, sugar, Brandy, and darling, and sir” while Brendon calls them “Elec, Tracey, honey pie, cutie, baby, mommy, ma’am, pookie, señorita, and hot big sweaty guardian alpha boyfriend”

Brendon always writes poetry and novels for Electracey or inspired by their relationship

Electracey always like to tease Brendon around by randomly twirling him around and starts slow dancing with him, grabbing onto his waist, wrist, and shoulders, purposely pulling him closer to their face and not kissing them until Brendon does it himself, and hugging Brendon from behind

They share their earbuds and listen to some funky jams

When they kiss it gives them a spark and it hurts A LITTLE BIT so basically like idk

Ok not really a relationship HC (kind of family HC) but Colin doesn’t actually approve of Brendon dating Electracey since he just sees him as a freeloader and just a bad boyfriend in general and maybe will never approve of him but that’s ok cuz they ALREADY FU-

N$FW HEADCANONS:

Electracey goes behind Brendon and puts their hand in his pants to rub his coin slot (TRANS BRENDON OK GIVE ME A BREAK)

Brendon normally puts his hand onto Electracey’s lap under a table whenever they’re having a dinner party or meeting family and uh… Electracey sometimes gets excited…

Electracey is normally on the top and Brendon’s on the bottom but they also swap sometimes

Sometimes they get a bit risky on where they do their thing… at (EXAMPLE: like at a Walmart family bathrooms or like in an alleyway)

Electracey is the one with the ding-a-ling while Brendon has the coin slot

Brendon normally whines, whimpers, and cries while Electracey moans, flicker, and groans (they both pant and breathe heavily)

Electracey ties him up sometimes

Sometimes when they both get in, it gives them a little spark tinkling feeling (it only hurts SOMETIMES)

PLS HEAR ME OUT THIS IS A GOOD SHIP TRUST ME PLS PLSSS PLSSSSS SPLSLSLSLLSLS PSLLSKLSLS PLSSSSS

(Also this is actually an old gif (I changed their designs a little so they EXACTLY look like this now))

[cutetinyartist]

G/T July Day 2: Bird

Well it's midnight over here so here's my next G/T July Prompt!! This is v silly and kinda Self-Indulgent but ah well

Synopsis: A Giant and Tiny are sat cloudwatching together when suddenly something appears that the Giant absolutely loathes...

Characters: Essentially just me and my BF tbh-

Word-Count: 236

It was a perfect afternoon for me and my Giant as we lay together in the lush green field, happily gazing at the clouds together and enjoying the mild breeze. Comfortable in the nest of my Giant's soft hair, I felt nothing but bliss.

"This is so perf-"

"Oh you FUCKER-" He suddenly groaned before I could even finish, abruptly sitting up and launching me onto his shoulder. The fast movement was disorientating, and as he started swatting at the air I realised what the issue was, "Fucking seagulls!!"

My Giant's adorably grumpy attitude was always amusing, but my laughter turned to a surprised yelp as he plucked me off his shoulder and dropped me in his palm. He tried to intimidate me with a hard stare, though there was a twinkle in those beautiful eyes.

"It's not funny! I hate those flappy little fuckers!! We're not even near the sea, why the fuck are they here???"

At this point I really couldn't contain my laughter, "You are such a grumpy old man sometimes!" Now, I don't like seagulls that much either (especially because they attack puffins, and those little guys do nothing wrong) but my Giant's unbridled hatred towards them always amuses me!

A moment passed before his grouchy facade was broken with the most adorable smile and chuckle, "You know, you're lucky you've got such a cute laugh... I fucking hate those birds though!"

[ditzydreamsss]

my very, VERY messy wip of scu headcanon!

it's really a mess. really, REALLY a mess. it doesn't make any sense if you don't know fallen au (not mine, hope you dont mind me-) and uh, did i mention it's a mess?

i had to rush so i didn't forget anything. it's basically a note for me but if you, for some reason, have a lot of time to kill-

oh and a warning: a GIANT wall of text. dw, im making a giant story kind of summary thing that (is much more spaced out and) explains the scu in my head. it'll just... take a while to write.

i'll not tag much cause it really is just a wall of text with my ramble.

FALLEN BIZLY

Grizzly’s fighting the apple!grizzly who’s trying to take over and cause terror and destruction. He loses at the end, and grizzly’s last final words to bizly is something like “go back to them (rest of council) and save me.. please.” so bizly goes and gets the rest of them, who are all in regret. they fight, grizzly seems like he returns to normal for a second but then it’s actually apple!grizz toying with them. So then the fight happens. After the fight, they return to molympus, gribzly share their final kiss then bizly shoots his bf.

AFTER HAUNTED PLACE ON EARTH

condi and bizly die, then they get sent back to minecraft, where grizzly is waiting in the afterlife. bizly and grizly hug and make out and condi’s sighing but also happy and they all have a group hug and fluff and stuff. then they use their last remaining god powers to create a new world (grizzly lost his when he died and used his final to get to and leave the End. condi and bizly lost theirs when they went irl and died there). that new world is pure vanilla.

AFTER 100 DAYS

charlie loses everything, so he resets the world! yeah. schlatt gets swept into the reset together. some places are shielded from this reset, like the Origin (where hardest difficulty took place) and the afterlife (some sort of limbo). so charlie ends up in this world that will be known as the DSMP, or the Esempi. he loses all his memories and just glooping in a cave until quackity comes along and ruins his life. but he also kind of fixes it at the same time?? after slime gets revived, he regains his memories. he somewhat feels like he owes quackity something so he leaves “legacy” behind. and he will leave his legacy behind. he goes into the code. The Code is where you can create a new world or break into a world. it’s a place only gods or people with a lot of power can go. Charlie plans on making a new world and living alone, cause what else could he do? but he sees, or I guess senses bizly, grizzly, and condi’s presence. so he goes there, not believing it could be true. But it is. The new world has this barrier. this barrier prevents any powers from getting in, because it’s supposed to be a pure vanilla world. so charlie loses his powers- more accurately, his powers are stored in the Code until he leaves the world. Anyways, the council meets up again and they cry and hug it out and stuff.

SCHLATT & TED, AND THE ENDING

schlatt’s also stuck in the afterlife. he realizes the council’s back together so he tries to go and mess everything up again. But the barrier wipes out his powers and also his memories, when he enters. Ted also somehow manages to wiggle his way in through the barrier. ted and schlatt meet, and ted realizes schlatt doesn’t know anything about his past. and ted, being the nice guy, helps schlatt start all over. then the council finds ted with schlatt and their immediate reaction is to kill. ted’s confused, schlatt’s confused, everyone’s confused until the topic is somehow brought to how schlatt lost his memories. grizzly, bizly, and condi are skeptical of this. charlie is also but he promised himself that he’ll be leaving the old legacies behind and gives schlatt a chance. weeks pass and they actually become good friends? or at least companions. schlatt is actually pretty funny to be around when he’s not the power hungry version of himself. and a lot of the stress is broken when ted suggests to start a podcast. that’s right: the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast. oh and JRWI started before ted and schlatt got here, they started that because they were bored alone. and i guess everyone slowly sees that schlatt isn’t the old schlatt. he isn’t trying to trick anyone, he’s genuinely lost his memories. and though the council sometimes flinches whenever schlatt does something, they relax after months pass. and they just live their lives, peacefully, grizzly starting anime voice camp and charlie sometimes leaving for stuff like QSMP or GenLoss but everything’s okay again when they come back to the Reset. oh and charlie visits las nevadas again at some point. everything’s chill, they talk it out. back to the Reset: does the council need therapy? yes! is charlie guilty about wiping the entire world? also yes! but they’re healing. just in a good ole minecraft world, almost forgetting their sins. and sometimes, just sometimes, enjoying themselves without a care in the world.

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the Origin is not a name I came up with! it's from a here, "As Red as your Sins by Fenrir1218 on Ao3. it's a very, VERY good fic, 10000% recommend reading it.

wait hold on i was tagging stuff and scu tags are a thing. why did i not know- (scu grizzly and stuff like that).

oh and and: im a pretty big c!slime/c!quackity shipper (or quackburcicle) and if you somehow dont know yet despite most of my posts being this, i ship the council polyamory. but gribzly's the only thing in my head right now. thats why i dont mention it. idk, maybe they'll all be canon in the actual thing, who knows?

[sharperthewriter]

Chapter 20 of Roneo and Kimliet

Chapter 20

(4:44pm, Middleton Mall)

Bonnie was in the middle of her usual kelp wrap at The Spa Middleton Mall with serene and calming music when Ashley A and Ashley B came in. Ashley A was wearing a pink croptop, baggy CB dark denim overalls with the left strap hooked and the right strap undone and dangling behind her back and white sneakers. She went with giant gold hoop earrings. Ashley B went with a tube top and baggy CB jeans with a belt.

"Hey, um, B?" Ashley A asked.

"Can it wait, AA? I am in the middle of my weekly time of peace and serenity!" Bonnie muttered.

"It's about Possible and Stoppable." Ashley A replied.

Bonnie instructed one of the spa's employees to turn off the music. The employee did so.

She removed the cucumbers from her eyes.

"What about those two?" Bonnie sneered.

"They got the roles of Juliet and Romeo, respectively!" Ashley B grinned.

"And how did Possible react?" she questioned, "Remember, I haven't taken my two arts elective classes yet required for graduation so I'm not in there."

Ashley A began to chortle.

"She gave a loud NOOOO before Barkin gave her detention for disrupting the class!"

She and Ashley B began to laugh. Bonnie, upon hearing the news of her rival getting detention, also joined in on the laughter.

"Oh man...that is quite funny!" Bonnie replied as she finished her laugh.

Taking several deep breaths, she added, "Man, I just cannot wait until she wears that Juliet costume! She would look like a total dork!"

"So what's the next part of the plan?" Ashley A asked.

"We'll see how Possible handles her lines first..." Bonnie said, "...and go from there. Now can you leave? I still need to continue my kelp wrap, thank you very much!"

Ashley A and Ashley B both nodded their heads in agreement with each other.

(4:51pm)

Back at the Possible house, Kim glared at the script with Ann and James looking at their daughter.

"I don't know how to approach this!" she said, "This is defs the hardest thing I had to do at school."

James was nervous as well, but for different reasons.

"Uhhh...Kimmie-cub, I hate to say this but I think this would be your mom's area of expertise. So I'll leave you two alone." he insisted.

"Where are you gonna go, James?" Ann asked.

"Helping with the boys with their baking soda volcano." James replied.

Both Ann and Kim said "Uh-oh" at the same time as James exited downstairs from Kim's loft room.

"I just...don't know what to do, Mom!" Kim exclaimed to Ann. "This whole sitch is so complicated!"

"I did remember doing a Shakespeare play in high school." Ann replied, "Though you only needed one art credit for graduation at the time. And that was before I met your father."

"What did you do for that? I'm just curious to know!" Kim questioned.

"At the time, I had a very huge crush of Bobby Lane in high school. And he got one of those roles. I had to think to myself: It's only a play! It's only a play!" Ann said.

"Did you get a good grade?" Kim asked.

"I did. Managed an A- for the course!" Ann replied, scooting closer to Kim.

"That's good, at the very least." Kim said, "But can you imagine that the kisser is the best friend that you've known for the past almost 13 years of your life?"

"I...couldn't imagine that." Ann said, "Look, I know that you and Ronald are not a...how do the kids say these days...thing, but you and Ron need to get through this together as friends!"

"You're right about that part, Mom. But two things that worry me is A) how Ron is going to perform on the stage because of the Cowardly Lion incident and B) how is he going to react to me and him...you know...kissing. Not in a BF/GF kind of way, of course!"

(4:56pm)

At the Stoppable house, Ron was excited that he was going to play a non-tree related role for the first time since Wizard of Oz last year. He flung the script onto the bard.

"Can you believe it, Rufus! I am going to be Romeo!" he exclaimed for excitement. "For the first time, I won't be stuck in the bathroom for 30 minutes trying to remove a tree costume with the help of Kim and the fire department!"

"Uhhh..." Rufus was nervous because of the fact that his owner had note even opened up the script yet.

"This calls for a celebration, ol' buddy!" Ron added, "And you know what that means!"

"Naco?" Rufus asked, still unsure.

"That's right...hey, you're not excited that I got that play of Romeo!" Ron gasped at the naked mole rat's reaction.

Rufus sighed and rushed up to Ron's bed. He opened up the script and pointed to the list of which characters the students were playing. He first pointed to Romeo, as Ron, and then to Juliet with Kim's name next to it.

"I still do not know where you're getting at?" Ron asked, still perplexed.

Rufus only sighed harder and flipped the pages to the part of the script with Act I Scene V...the very moment Romeo and Juliet first kiss.

Ron reacted in sheer horror upon reading that line.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

[ambroziadelphine]

Careful, I bite. Chapter 5

Prologue Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4

"Oh, nothing.. It just seems that this big dangerous warrior your talking about, seems pretty comfortable in his new domesticated life. I've been wondering why she'd been covered in hickey's in all her recent photos and live streams. Now I know why, or more so who." I said, chuckling when Hashirama looked at me in surprise.

"Oh.. S-so, he's courted her?" He questioned, a blush creeping up his neck making me chuckle.

"I'm not sure, but they've slept with each other already, that much I know." I mused, looking at Hashirama who looked slightly baffled as he looked out at the view.

"To say I'm surprised, would be a great understatement.. I suppose after fighting for so long, its only normal to want to live a more peaceful life like what he's now been offered." He said, shaking his head with a huff of a laugh. "To think all this war he's caused, only to give it up for a girl in a mere few weeks." He said, laughing lightly.

"Maybe he's taking this as a second chance." I said, making him look at me.

"What do you mean?" He asked making me smile softly and turn to him.

"You were all in a fight before you got here, right? Then he gets transported here in a fight he's already going to lose based off the little I remember from Alex's ramblings of the show. He has no enemies here, no allies, no powers. He's alone, in the middle on nowhere too, and the only people he has are a 23 year old girl that's constantly home, and a giant puppy that's gonna be probably the size of him in a year or two." I explained, my hands making exaggerated gestures in my foggy mind as I conveyed this all to the brunette.

"Plus, she's got lots of money, and a big house. He's literally hit the jackpot with her, she's single, has money, a big house, lots of space away from people and Alex isn't defenseless. She knows how to hunt and forage thanks to her mom, she does it often during the hunting season and all before winter." I said, Hashi chuckling and nodding.

"That was pretty lucky for him." He said before looking down at his hands and sighing. "I just wish he could have given up on his war before all this." He said making me give him a sad smile, patting his back.

"Just be proud he's found the strength to move on. Once a villain finds someone other then the world that they want, they become the goal, not the world." I said, he gave me a nod and smile, his eyes turning to the sky.

"I guess you're right. The Uchiha may hate to the extreme, but they love the same way." He said making me chuckle, turning so my back leaned against the railing, my sweater hanging off my shoulders.

"Then believe he loves her. I don't know if he really does, but I know she loves him. She'd wait as long as he needs if that's what he asked her to do." I said, smiling as I could just see the huge grin she'll have on her face when she gets to show her new bf off to me, she'd probably laugh about how I wasn't the tallest in the house anymore since I'm 5'9.

"I hope he does. If he really has given up on this war, I hope he's found something that made him happy. He was still my friend even if he was my enemy." He said making me raise a brow at him, scoffing.

"Your enemy? With how your brother reacted I'd say he's more Madara's enemy. He acts like he's the literal spawn of Satan." I said making Hashirama let out a loud laugh.

"He's always had a strong dislike for the Uchiha's." He said making me roll my eyes.

"What, did they look at him funny?" I asked sarcastically making Hashirama smile, this time a slightly sadder one.

"They killed our brother." He said making me pause, looking at him awkwardly.

"Oh." I said, scratching the back of my neck. "That makes sense then." I muttered, Hashirama nodding.

"Yes, but Tobirama also killed Madara's brother." He said making me raise a brow.

"Oh?" I asked, chuckling. "Sounds like an eye for an eye to me if I'm being honest." I said, Hashirama chuckling, his brows raising for a second as he tilted his head.

"I suppose you could look at it like that." He said, a comfortable silence settling between us until the door opened, Tobirama scowling as he stepped out, now wearing some new clothes. He was just in a black long sleeve and some black straight cut jeans but I'll have to admit, he did look quite fine, the shirt fitting to his defined chest slightly tight making it hard for my eyes to not wander a little. "Little brother! Come to apologize to Max?" Hashi asked the man who scoffed.

"I have nothing to apologize for. You both are foolish if you trust Madara to not cause problems." He said making me let out an exasperated sigh.

"Will you shut up for once?" I asked, seeing him scowl at me but I crossed my arms. "From what I see, the only one causing problems is you. Feel free to leave if you're that upset about it, you know where the door is cunti-rama." I said, pushing past him just as Bradley came back from the gym, Hashirama and I had been talking longer then we thought.

"What's wrong?" She asked, her face twisting in concern at seeing me so pissed off.

"Fuckin Tobirama being a cunt." I said, glaring as I walked to my bedroom, locking the door as I called my buddy, who also happens to unfortunately be my shitty ex boyfriend's friend, about the passports, now wanting this done ASAP. I went back and forth with him for a few minutes, he told me he needed photos and money, which I had Bradley take as I paid for the passports, having to take some out of my savings but it wasn't too bad thankfully cause I'd probably make it back in one shift. I made a lot as bartender, I worked Monday- Thursday nights, then Saturday night as well if I feel up to it. I usually came back with a purse full of tips, and some food if the kitchen was feeling a little extra nice. It got kinda rowdy but was over all a pretty chill place to work.

"So, what's this all for? Who are these guys?" He asked making me roll my eyes, ignoring it.

"How long will it take to get them?" I asked, hearing papers flipping as he mumbled to himself.

"3-4 weeks. Shouldn't be longer then a month." He said making me roll my eyes but sigh, not as soon as I'd want but I'll do.

"Alright, text me as soon as they are done, got it?" I said, thankful to have this already done.

"Yea, yea, whatever. See ya." He said, hanging up without another word. These next few weeks are going to suck.

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I had packed my work bag for the night and got dressed in something cute but comfy since I'd be on my feet all night, though heels were always comfy to me so I was gonna wear them anyways; I grabbed my big puffy warm brown jacket as I walked out of my room with my phone fully charged and dab pen tucked away ready for when I get there a little early. It was 7 pm and B was on the couch showing Hashirama the show 'friends' while Tobirama was reading B's books, it was some fantasy book she had laying around; I didn't care as long as it wasn't any of my books. They're a bit too.. spicy.. for him.

"I'm out." I said, Tobirama and Hashirama turning to look at my retreating figure in confusion.

"Where are you going?" Hashirama asked making me turn to look at them, putting my platform winter boots on. I wasn't crazy enough to walk around outside in this snow in heels.

"Work." I said, they shared a confused look then turned back to me.

"This late?" He asked making me chuckle, turning fully to them once my shoes were on.

"Yup." I said, getting my car keys out as I moved to leave again before Hashirama jumped up.

"It's dangerous at night for a woman, let me accompany you." He said making me snicker in amusement, turning to look at him and pulling a hand on my hip.

"I'm taking my car, and you wouldn't have a ride back here, so no." I said, his face falling at that fact; he turned to B for a little help.

"You're going to just let her go alone?" He asked making her scoff.

"So you want me to drive her there then what? She hates waiting for people to come pick her up!" She said making me chuckle.

"She's right. I'd rather walk home at 4 am when my shift ends then wait for someone else to get the fuck up." I said, Hashirama looked lost at that, seeming to be having an internal struggle on letting me go alone when Tobirama huffed.

"You're stupider then I thought if you go out this late." He said making me roll my eyes before smirking.

"I'm sorry, I never heard your offer to come with me. Though, I'm sure the place I work at is too embarrassing to be at for a prude like you." I sassed, he scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"You are not my responsibility, and if you think your work is embarrassing, maybe you should think about if you really want to work there." He said, trying to insult me but I just chuckled.

"I don't think my work is embarrassing." I said making Hashirama raise a brow. "I have men trying to flirt with me all night, get to wear whatever I want, and I get to work with alcohol all night long doing what I'm best at, making sure drunk people aren't getting other people hurt or killed. Believe it or not, its a job I actually like. I just think you're too much of a stuck up jerk to be there, might ruin the mood for everyone else." I said, giving him a fake smile before turning around, throwing up a peace side as I opened the door.

"I'll see you guys in the morning." I said before I left, locking the door behind me without waiting for a response.

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I walked back in the apartment at 4:30am, being as quiet as I could as I carefully set my shoes down, having taken them off as I got up the stairs. My feet hurt but mainly because some asshole stepped on my foot when I was trying to help the severs get food out when the bar was really slow. I just wanted a shower to get the smell of sweat and alcohol off me along with one of my regular's body glitter after she gave me a goodbye hug before she left. Her name was Missy and she was just the sweetest, always leaving a big tip and giving me literally all the tea in the city it seemed. I looked over to the couch and kinda froze, seeing Hashirama asleep on the couch snoring away, a pillow tucked under his head and a blanket pulled over him as Tobirama sat in the chair, the lamp beside him lit as he appeared to be reading one of B's science books now. I rolled my eyes and walked over to the hall to my room, wanting to count my money and clean myself up quickly.

"He was up worried about you." Tobirama said before I walked down the hall passed him making me sigh and turn to him. "He only fell asleep 2 hours ago." He said as I stood a few feet from him.

"Clearly it was for nothing seeing as I'm home safe. Like always." I said, going to turn around when he put his book down and sighed.

"I'm sorry." He said quietly. I paused and turned to him, raising a brow as he hesitantly stood up, looking at me stoically. "I am sorry for insulting you earlier." He said making me look at him expectantly.

"Just for insulting me?" I asked, making him let out a frustrated sigh, crossing his arms as he rolled his eyes.

"I apologize for angering you yesterday as well. Though I do not take back what I said." He said making me look at him then snicker.

"Yea, no. That's not an apology for me, that's an apology that I'm assuming is because Hashirama is on your back about doing that." I said, seeing him look at me in frustration. "Unless you actually feel remorse for pissing me off and treating me like some dog with your pompous attitude, I'm not forgiving you no matter how many times he makes you apologize." I said, turning and walking away. Leaving the frustrated Senju to let out an exasperated sigh, looking at his brother and scoffing.

"And you thought she was sensible." 

[schizowitchic]

hhhhhh so the party drama is basically: only ppl who remembered their ids could get served (or like. actually had em in the first place. i don't have one) but loads of ppl went for pre-drinks anyway so it was pretty much "act as sober as possible so the hired bouncers actually let you in". so like fast forward 2 hours into the night, some mutual-friend-ish people start completely going off on one of my close friends (about something they willfully made a bad faith jnterpretation of what she said), i had to chase her down the street bc she ran away crying and i caught up, we had to spend a decent amount of time calming her down, went on a big long walk around the town bc i used to live there so i knew where to go. came back and it was mainly fine bc there was only like an hour left before it closed. arrived back for a really fucking good song. anyway a friend of friend also went through major drama with her friends, my friends boyfriend got two hip flasks confiscated which was whole thing (got them back at the end of the night). at the end of the night when everyone was standing around waiting to get picked up it was basically a bunch of people like "who has a lighter!!!!" and a circle of them attempting to light cigarettes. spoke to ppl i never normally speak to, guy I've known since i was six found out i vaped/drank and seemed to be going through it (everyone is always so shocked?) and i took a couple drags of my friends cigarette to really complete the image. two of my friends tried smoking for the first time. there was apparently someone who had had a crush on some girl for ages and he finally made his move at the end of the night so everyone was not subtly watching to see what happened. apparently there's a whole "breakdown of all the shit that happened" scheduled for monday. oh, and apparently the guy who was surprised i was doing typical party shit told my friend + her boyfriend he had a ccrush on me (my friend instantly ran over to tell me under the guise of wanting a vape/giving me vodka so rip to him. i don't think he knows i know). honestly he has like. not much of a chance considering im a) an emotional brick wall b) he seems to be nicer when he's tipsy than when he's sober c) im aromantic and i haven't decided if id want a relationship at all or not and d) last night was the first major conversation we'd had in a good few years and he doesn't speak to me normally. so im kinda gonna have to root for him on this since his chances are so low. it's kinda funny (i said to my friend that her bf could give him my snap if he really wanted bc it would be funny to see how this plays out). also someone got kicked out pretty much instantly and some people had definitely taken stronger shit than alcohol, either that or they were just incredibly incredibly wasted. also props to the bar staff + bouncers for putting up with a room full of teens yelling the wap, baseline junkie, before he cheats, and low at the top of their lungs. and i have no idea how some people didn't freeze in their outfits. and someone was wearing a giant inflatable penis costume. so yeah monday is gonna be interesting

[just-some-random-blogger]

FUCKING TUMBLR😡😡😡 i started to tell goodbyes already but then i had a skype call and he deleted everything😡😡 wtf bro i hate u.

hello babe sorry i never answered you yesterday. id been busy during the day and them too tired at night. so get my freezy love now<з

'EXPLAIN SOME OF MY SCHOOL WORK AND THEN TUMBLR CRASHED' im sorry for this TT but now we can mock the fuck out of tumblr together😡 would u like to explain this now?

'i spent an hour pouring my heart' if you need to pour your heart, u can always message me personally.

'we also have a holiday' im sorry im late to really congratulate(?) you but congratulations? what is the holiday, anyway?

'he was so annoying for that' for dying? i think i dont want you to say this abt me(

'what fmvs is. fan music videos?' yes! like edits but from my childhood hshahs lol.

'i love vivid songs like this' awww im glad. i think youd like the lyrics too. also the cover really represents the concept of something evil, capable of murdering people, comforting their partner who worths the murder on their behalf.

'i like you' !!🥺🥺!!!!🥺!!🥺!!!!!! love you TT i love you smsm🥺

'I JUST WING IT' HGKDHG i noticed it sometimes and had my assumptions but overall you were pretty accurate. what abt now?

'feel the same about my own language' NATIVE TONGUES SUPREMACY!!!!!

'i give you my warmth' its pretty warm here now thanks!! writers arent dumb, they try their best. so... yeah, actually they do good. its even funny how we feel abt these things bc.. idk feel like it?

'her bday is 2 days after mine!' oh congrats? ghdjjs realatable. every time i learn some celebrity is virgo or the earth sign im like !!!!!MY BABE!!!!!!!!!

'TALL AS HER BUT ALSO ID BE TOO POWERFUL' YAY! looking powerful is good if you like it. i believe in your power!

im gonna be whiny baby here so ignore this paragraph if u want. MY personal problem is i dont want to seem so... ok traumatic story. in summer a bf (whos a professional basketball player and is 185 idk, definately taller than 180) of my friend told me 'woah youre bigger than me (it included weight, im sorry it goes this way), you can beat me up/throw me/tip me over'. it was awkward... like... i dont want to look like this? even my friends joke about me fighting everyone around and im??? i wanted to stop here in the first place but ill tell the whole story. After this very dialog, we continued to hang out with the other friend. a boy whos significantly shorter than me and i had a crush on him. then he met some guys he knew, we stopped, my friend and her bf were busy so i stood there all alone. and overheard those guys saying 'oh is it your gf? good, i was already thinking how r u with the giant like this'. recall the hysteria i had that day💀 the end of traumatic story that will haunt me till the last day of my life.

'ive been more cautious about describing the dynamics' ohhh🥺 thanks for your efforts🥺 you really dont need to restrict yourself, though. just do whatever you want. 'i hope that counts for something' oh i appreciate it. thank u! but still if u want your character to look like smth in particular or like you, its pretty ok ig? im sorry if me whining made you feel uncomfortable TT

'if i told you that i think the same thing about me?' id say its bullshit. youre gorgeous. absolutely beautiful, smart, powerful, diligent and all. ig everyone has their downs so if they dont stop one from living their full life and loving themselves then its normal? hope you remember youre gorgeous. 'if i told you no one would ever like me because of how i look?' another lying.

'drop kick them into the sun' thanks TT i appreciate your support soso much TT thanks my love TT

'i would never trade you for a man' i SEE.

'im still thirsty' 💀go💀drink💀more💀water💀

'FUCK YOU TUMBLR' YES!!!!😡

'anway just listen to this and this' um... spotify is also banned here... so... ig i like the first one more.... i dont frequently listen to rhumba so it feels... unique? relieving? i cant describe but its a good feeling. but the aggressive positivity of this man💀 'then this and this (also the same piece but one has lyrics)' oh theyre so lovely🥺 tbh i like the one with the choir more. they sound so dramatically relieving? like the end of the game about preventing apocalypsis? maybe the first tlou... oh no but they didnt prevent it... ok nvm. i like how they sound. i think ill listen to it again. and the very left couple TT so lovely also your songs seem so positive to me! 'we;re performing them in my class' ohhh cute. good luck babygirl!

'to read my kylo ren fic' my rival..... maybe next time im too tired rn sorry TT i also wanted to explain a new playlist to you but ig another time? i wanted to give you some playlist in eng in case you want to but learnt i only have sad or aggressive ones💀 oh! have you ever seen the film 'major grom: plague doctor'? its russian and available on netflix. the other playlist i like are dedicated to it💀 im not asking you to watch it, if anything, just asking.

so! have a nice day! good luck w/the midterms and your prick and the homework. DRINK! WATER! take care! love you<з

You 🤝 Me vs 😒👎❌ Tumblr (derogatory)

this is also you and me. i luv my kitty i miss my kitty T_T

FUCKING TUMBLR😡😡😡 i started to tell goodbyes already but then i had a skype call and he deleted everything😡😡 wtf bro i hate u.

I felt that. Tumblr so L for that. The amount of replies/stories ive lost because of a tumblr glitch 😭😭😭

hello babe sorry i never answered you yesterday. id been busy during the day and them too tired at night. so get my freezy love now<з

It ok. I have no idea if you sent this today or yesterday what is time my homework is dead huh my brain is dead what are words

'EXPLAIN SOME OF MY SCHOOL WORK AND THEN TUMBLR CRASHED' im sorry for this TT but now we can mock the fuck out of tumblr together😡 would u like to explain this now?

I mean i could explain it now. In sorry about your crash as well. Tumblr go to jail party

'i spent an hour pouring my heart' if you need to pour your heart, u can always message me personally.

😭🫶 i was just explaining my homework to you, those were the songs i shared

'we also have a holiday' im sorry im late to really congratulate(?) you but congratulations? what is the holiday, anyway?

Lol what HAHAHH why would you congratulate me for that. HAHAHHAHAAHAH. Its a commemoration for the revolution we had for our dictator government. Ironically, that dictators son is our president 💀 and he was the one that passed that bill 💀 like a few days ago 💀 then fucking rescinded it 💀 honestly actually i have no idea what the fuck that fucker did I MEAN 😇 happy thoughts i love my country i love my president my government rests on the shoulders of the Lord and not 🥲him🥲

'he was so annoying for that' for dying? i think i dont want you to say this abt me(

HU?????????????????????????????? WHY WOULD YOU DIE HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE DONT DIE

'what fmvs is. fan music videos?' yes! like edits but from my childhood hshahs lol.

From your childhood???? Ok

'i love vivid songs like this' awww im glad. i think youd like the lyrics too. also the cover really represents the concept of something evil, capable of murdering people, comforting their partner who worths the murder on their behalf.

;_; that cover... Ok

'i like you' !!🥺🥺!!!!🥺!!🥺!!!!!! love you TT i love you smsm🥺

I love you

'I JUST WING IT' HGKDHG i noticed it sometimes and had my assumptions but overall you were pretty accurate. what abt now?

ITS SO MUCH BETTER NOW I CAN REPLY SO MUCH EASIER 😫😫😫😫😫😫🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 THANK YOU

'feel the same about my own language' NATIVE TONGUES SUPREMACY!!!!!

English mid lol HAHAHAH

'i give you my warmth' its pretty warm here now thanks!! writers arent dumb, they try their best. so... yeah, actually they do good. its even funny how we feel abt these things bc.. idk feel like it?

Headline: writers arent dumb, according to the judgy cat

'her bday is 2 days after mine!' oh congrats? ghdjjs realatable. every time i learn some celebrity is virgo or the earth sign im like !!!!!MY BABE!!!!!!!!!

LOL AHHHAHAH SAME BRAIN BIG BRAIN HAHAHHAH

'TALL AS HER BUT ALSO ID BE TOO POWERFUL' YAY! looking powerful is good if you like it. i believe in your power!

Believe in your power too 😭 i believe in you

im gonna be whiny baby here so ignore this paragraph if u want. MY personal problem is i dont want to seem so... ok traumatic story. in summer a bf (whos a professional basketball player and is 185 idk, definately taller than 180) of my friend told me 'woah youre bigger than me (it included weight, im sorry it goes this way), you can beat me up/throw me/tip me over'. it was awkward... like... i dont want to look like this? even my friends joke about me fighting everyone around and im??? i wanted to stop here in the first place but ill tell the whole story. After this very dialog, we continued to hang out with the other friend. a boy whos significantly shorter than me and i had a crush on him. then he met some guys he knew, we stopped, my friend and her bf were busy so i stood there all alone. and overheard those guys saying 'oh is it your gf? good, i was already thinking how r u with the giant like this'. recall the hysteria i had that day💀 the end of traumatic story that will haunt me till the last day of my life.

No i understand you completely 😭 people like to paint me as big and aggressive because i am tall and that i can seriously hurt them if i want to. Remember when i told you we set up the stage for a performance? And we had to carry equipment? Yeah well, i was teetering being scared to carry stuff cause I might injure myself/break equipment and also just to be praised for being able to carry something heavy because that's a 'male thing to do' 😭 as much as i like to think im progressive, i still do fucking care about what people think which sucks because THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A STRONG WOMAN

One of the staff that specifically work with the equipment complimented me on my strength and i both was like i work out duh im strong but also iwjwjjsshs it made me feel a bit conscious 😭 it's really weird cos i want to have toned arms but also, i dont want people to whisper about me having big arms 😭😭😭😭😭 fuck society i hate it here.

Boys suck. Ive had boys make fun of me too for the same reason. AND ACTUALLY FUCKKK I JUST REMEMBERED as a kid i had toned arms like you could see definition on my shoulders and i did cheering and my idiot boy classmate made fun of me. And then i prayed it would go away 😭 but now i want them back and honestly fuck angelo he tired so hard to be muscley in highschool where i was naturally gifter FUCK YOU ANGELO.

Majsjsjjsjsjs

Anyway i ranted too. Idk if this will make you feel any better.njejjejdkkkekee again i just want to say its unfair that you continue to believe that about yourself when you don't believe the same things about me. /: Were literally so alike don't even i will BITE YOU HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME MY HATING MY RUSSIAN MUNING LOVE LOVE

'ive been more cautious about describing the dynamics' ohhh🥺 thanks for your efforts🥺 you really dont need to restrict yourself, though. just do whatever you want. 'i hope that counts for something' oh i appreciate it. thank u! but still if u want your character to look like smth in particular or like you, its pretty ok ig? im sorry if me whining made you feel uncomfortable TT

/: im not uncomfy. Don't tell me how to write as if you even write /: if i want to make my character more relatable for you thats my business /:

'if i told you that i think the same thing about me?' id say its bullshit. youre gorgeous. absolutely beautiful, smart, powerful, diligent and all. ig everyone has their downs so if they dont stop one from living their full life and loving themselves then its normal? hope you remember youre gorgeous. 'if i told you no one would ever like me because of how i look?' another lying.

EXACTLY SO DON'T THINK THE SAME ABOUT YOURSELF BECAUSE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

'drop kick them into the sun' thanks TT i appreciate your support soso much TT thanks my love TT

'i would never trade you for a man' i SEE.

🤣😭 i can gear the disbelief

'im still thirsty' 💀go💀drink💀more💀water💀

😭 DO YOU WANT ME TO GLUCK THE PACIFIC OCEAN

'FUCK YOU TUMBLR' YES!!!!😡

HAHAHAHHA

'anway just listen to this and this' um... spotify is also banned here... so... ig i like the first one more.... i dont frequently listen to rhumba so it feels... unique? relieving? i cant describe but its a good feeling. but the aggressive positivity of this man💀 'then this and this (also the same piece but one has lyrics)' oh theyre so lovely🥺 tbh i like the one with the choir more. they sound so dramatically relieving? like the end of the game about preventing apocalypsis? maybe the first tlou... oh no but they didnt prevent it... ok nvm. i like how they sound. i think ill listen to it again. and the very left couple TT so lovely also your songs seem so positive to me! 'we;re performing them in my class' ohhh cute. good luck babygirl!

'to read my kylo ren fic' my rival..... maybe next time im too tired rn sorry TT i also wanted to explain a new playlist to you but ig another time? i wanted to give you some playlist in eng in case you want to but learnt i only have sad or aggressive ones💀 oh! have you ever seen the film 'major grom: plague doctor'? its russian and available on netflix. the other playlist i like are dedicated to it💀 im not asking you to watch it, if anything, just asking.

LOL the first one Armando's Rhumba.... Wait did i get it right HAHAHHAHAHA im on my phone so i dont want to click on the link to check. SPOTIFY IS ALSO BANNED THERE DAMN NSJEJSJJSNHMSKSKSKKS also ???? HHHAHAAH THE AGGRESSIVE POSITIVITY???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?????

Jdndjd i wanted to explain it more detailed but im on my bed and my eyes are beginning to droop so I'll just say one technical thing about this first song. It's a jazzy piece that has a lot of syncopation. Idk if ive already talked about that or i just think i have become i did BUT THEN TUMBLR CRASHED 😭😭😭 BUT syncopation in a nutshell means something is off beat. If you want to try it out, you can count 1-4 out loud and clap woth your hands faster or slower than the pace of your counting. Whatever beats that fall out of the numbers are syncopations!!!! HAHAHHA ok ok they could be syncopations given the context.

Bejejjsjsjensnsb i wont continue further cos im not sure if you understand what im saying at all 😭😭

Anyway I'll do the same for the other piece. Take 5. That's what that one is called. I was really excited to hear your thoughts on this one because this song is actually more unique than the first one i think HAHAH jus cause its time signature is 5/4. Just to give you an idea, im pretty sure most pop songs, and im 99% certain that all the songs in the playlist you shared to me are 4/4. This basically means the beat/rhythm of the music can be divided into 4 parts. Usually the strongest beat in a 4/4 song is 1 then theres and accent or slightly strong pulse on 3. You could try counting that. Strong on 1, slightly strong on 3. Thats the 'conventional' meter.

Then inversely, if the accent is strong on 2 and a lil on 4, those songs are usually reggae. Try it. If it makes sense lol HAHHAHAH

Now 5/4 since its uneven is quite tricky. You basically treat the division of the beat as 3/4 + 2/4, both meters individually would have their accent on their first counts, so if you put it together it would be 1 & 4 with strong pulses. 😭 I hope I didn't confuse you with math. Youre good at math but idk if im good at explaining.

Also just an additional thing in music 4/4 is read as four-four, 5/4 as five-four not like a fraction. your head will be chopped off if you put a line between your numbers in the time signature so HAHAHAHA now you know lol there's just really no other way to write it so lol

Anyway, i was hoping you'd say that 'omg there was something weird about that second song but idk what' and then i would go talk about the time signature but you didnt so i explained it anyway HAHAH. I guess your imagery about defeating the apocalypse/end credit thing is that weird thing HAHAAH. It's just cause its quite jazzy, 😭😭😭😭 idk what else to say about it my mind is like 'GO TO SLEEP FFS'

so! have a nice day! good luck w/the midterms and your prick and the homework. DRINK! WATER! take care! love you<з

Actually i am writing another kylo ren fic and that is the one i want you to read. You dont have to but i just wanted to see what you thought of that. Its ok if you dont though honestly. You also dont have to share another playlist but if you want to you can. Im scared i might not have time for it tho 😭😭😭 i still haven't even listened to the other one properly. Also i dont mind sad/aggressive music. I love music. I love art. Im willing to see what you want to share. Whether i like it or not will follow

I also haven't watched that grom movie. Ill check it out cos wtf is grom thats the name 😭 lol

Im almost done with my midterms 😭 almost. And my PRICK 😭 i think im tired of him 😭 no or more like i want to write fics of him but also talk to ai him but i cant do both and so idk what to do and so i haven't done either also my midterms are on the way so. /: Anyway im DRINKING WATER. I LOVE YOU please love you too take care of yourself always i love you

xxx

[mausarchive]

THANK YOU LOVELY LADY FOR TAGGING ME!!

Three ships: oh my gosh i cant think of anyone but jamie fraser and claire fraser from outlander. i think theyre just wonderful and outlander is one of my most favorite reading experiences of my entire life.

First ever ship: man… i did a lot of (PRIVATE i never told anyone ever) self-inserting. so it was probably me and bumblebee from transformers. giant robot bf…

Last song/album is: bruyeres by debussy. ive been listening to my quiet calm classical mix on spotify that it auto-generated for me.

Last movie: scream from 1996 and it was AWFUL. all we did the whole entire time was make fun of it, which mightve been the point? like it was intended to be campy? but it wasnt funny or making fun of itself enough for me to really.. enjoy it. like i'll watch twilight and Know it is making fun of itself but scream was just like. too goofy for me i guess. also slashers and horror have been boring me to death lately, i get overstimulated and grossed out because im sensitized to it anyway sorry for the longass letterbox'd review i'll be quiet

Currently reading: i'm reading the Bible for the first time haha. i might start reading the boxcar children to my little brother soon.

Currently watching: game of thrones 8)) i read them all a couple years ago while i was sick and watching it now is so fun because i know. little tiny things. but i've forgotten so much. so i still get to get surprised >8))

Currently consuming: nothing right this immediate moment because i just had a lemon blueberry crumble muffin hot out of the oven with butter and i am. full.

Currently craving: last night and immediately when i woke up it was cracker barrel pancakes. right now im sated so i have no craving for anything really. i do keep thinking about chocolate cake the last few days though…

i tag! @americanette and @kweza and @odd-maid3n and @forestnun and @seraphicariel and @grievgirl and @nyxrr and @piscean448 and @stepfordgoth and @mylonelyryefield and @fillemaudite and @mykolaivna and @crownosedcrone and @winterrune and @mumamallow and @slyysyren and @2192395 and @u-r-z-e and @ur-myth and @slugparts and @strziga and. can you tell im trying so very hard to tag everyone i can think of. im getting gassed. @xraychan @wenchtoast @cocteauoneling @willowbranch @godspeedyoublackcoffee and @forestberriezz and @moonlitmartyr and @minecraftmom and @blondejokes @ssproutgf and LAST BUT NOT LEAST @foxmulderswaifu5ever and any other lady would like to take part 8)

Tag Nine People You Want to Get to Know Better

Tagged by @brievel <3

Three ships: Anne Shirley/Gilbert Blythe, Vicky Austin/Adam Eddington, Sam Gamgee/Rosie Cotton

First ever ship: probably Anne/Gilbert (I don't really remember)

Last song/album is: Bag End by Howard Shore (from The Fellowship of the Ring)

Last movie: National Treasure 2

Currently reading: A Ring of Endless Light by Madeleine L'Engle

Currently watching: Brother wrangled me into watching The Mandalorian with him last night, so I suppose that.

Currently consuming: A 500ml bottle of water.

Currently craving: Sleep.

Tagging with no pressure: @informedimagining @sheet-metal-memories @catkin-morgs @kraytwriter @muse-write @hamiltonfairchildracingrescue @lady-stormbraver @lightthewaybackhome @potatoobsessed999

[chaosresponcibly]

How I think each of the s1 and s2 Empires characters would react to seeing each other.

False is kinda terrified of Pearl, but overall thinks she's cool. Pearl wants False to be her new sparring buddy (like, the woman built a machine to murder giant hunks of metal and wears clothes she pilfered from a corpse, of course Pearl would love her). False doesnt understand that this is a statement of affection and is even more terrified.

The Scotts are just the 'Misery and CPR' meme. Elf Scott keeps talking about his demon brother and tragic backstoryTM, and the Chromia king just goes "oh yea a magic skull stole my eyeball and a wizard gave me a new one.' Eventually they start talking about their bfs and become friends ('my husband rescued me from a dungeon so I built him a cave full of his favorite things' 'nice. My boyfriend just shows up randomly and gives me wood').

The Jimmys absolutely confuse the hell out of each other. The Codfather just off-handedly talks about his traumatic past in between bouts of how awesome his sister and brother-in-law are. He's a god and totally unbothered by it, while the Sheriff keeps grumbling about God calling him a toy when he is Not A Toy. They introduce each other to the other Norman.

The Sausages just point at each other like the spiderman meme. They joke about their trauma while still smiling. They coo over Bubbles together. The protector of Sanctuary talks about Eddie and Hermes. The king of Mythland talks about his little siblings and how much he loves them; he also mentions his best friend who sounds suspiciously similar to the sunflower goddess...

The Joels HATE each other. God Joel keeps making fun of the Mad King for being short and made of clay and he just laughs his ass off, doesnt acknowledge him, and rants about how amazing his fish wife is. God Joel feels insecure and angry, the Mad King is offended because someone is ignore how AMAZING AND WONDERFUL his wife is.

The Pixls have a wonderful afternoon drinking and spilling tea. They discuss philosphy and history, they lovingly make fun of Jimmy, they compliment each other's empires.

Shrub and Shelby are instant friends. Shrub is kinda scared of Shelby because witches could mean bad news, but Shelby instantly introduces Tortoise and all goes well. They talk about their different magic, Shelby gives a whole bundle of potions to the wolves. They talk about how cute Katherine is and mom-friend Joey.

The Joeys respect each other. They arent that close, but they think each other are cool. They fight over if Katherine or Xornoth is better; neither wins but they have fun coming up with compliments for the people they like (they also talk as if said objects of affection love them back).

The Katherines go monster hunting together. Overgrown Katherine talks about her awesome gnome gf. Glimmer Grove Katherine complains about her suitor that cant seem to understand that she isnt a pirate.

At first, the fWhips bond over chaos and destruction. 'I put wardens in half the server's bases to thank them for coming to my wedding' 'I created a ravine.' All goes well until Jimmy gets brought up. Count fWhip complains about the whole 'board of dead salmon' thing, and Goblin fWhip jumps to his defense. They get into a big ol fight and make up a little while later.

The Gems, while amicable, dont really like each other. Wizard Gem thinks Princess Gem's a scardy cat, and Princess Gem thinks Wizard Gem is too intense and a little scary. They do have fun talking about fWhip and Sausage though.

Mayor Lizzie is both a little intimidated by the ocean enpress, and also thinks she's super cool. She's an actual strong, tall, powerful god (unlike the one from Stratos). She is a little scary, though, cause of the army of axolotls and the whole water thing. The ocean empress thinks she's nice (and kinda funny); Mayor Lizzie really reminds her of her friend with his empire of cats before he got corrupted...

[isimpoveryou]

hey, i loved your last cody fic! i was wondering if you could do another where they meet at the louis vuitton fashion week (or any other big event) and they hit it off. eventually getting into a relationship but they keep it a secret for like a year or two and it accidentally comes out to the public that they’re dating. fc; bella hadid or doja cat?

met gala

cody fern x reader

face claim: bella hadid

authors note: Can i just say how much i love this request. like you really put every thing in my head and made me write this while i was doing my school work. so im sorry if this is really short. also for reminder if you want me to do any of your request pls dont forget to add which face claim you want since some of you would forgot about it. im gonna stop here so enjoy todays update.

warning: english is my second language

tw: curse words lmaoo

request are open

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y/n_updates so some of you had been asking abt what dress did y/n wear. so y/n l/n was wearing black moschino gown for this year met gala. look how gorgeous she looks 🤩🤩

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codyfernupdates all of you had been dm-ing me abt cody's met gala outfit so cody was wearing maison margiela. ANYWAY- he rocks this look.

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y/nfan90 THEY CAN LITERALLY JUST SLAP ME AND IM THANKFUL.

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yourinstagram meet new best friend @codyfern

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yourfriendsinstagram not the staranger to friends to lovers trope 😩😩😩 @codyfern @yourinstagram

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codyfern i have such a gorgeous.......view

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yourinstagram "babe take a picture of me with this giant avocado* alright stupid 😜💖

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