#dhmis unemployed brendon

[chamom1le-t3a]

Brendon kinkshames Briefcase and Coffin

i think hed shame them whenever coughin and his brother even glance at each other for a second ngl

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[roughsketch2010]

I absolutely LOVE unemployed Brendon. The scene where he punched a wall was really funny to me for no reason.

[doinadigitaldnazing]

fuck outa way if u see me, im runnin w/ the aelheebeetee

[numbersandcodes]

unemployed brendon is a transmasc boyfailure

[psmiam]

Sigh... I wish gay people were real...

(WIP, haven't posted in a bit sorry)

REBLOGS>>>

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Romantic Academia Unemployed Brendon x Laptop Aesthetic For @biggiejgal

x x x 📔 x x x

[uhohsstuff]

buy me a whopper 😠😠😠

just buy him a WHOPPERR

[cagneyblooms]

Drew Lav (@jack-spooker-paste) and Unemployed Brendon! These two r so cute I can't help but love them.

[jack-spooksie-art]

Lav and Brendon doodles mainly :] also me if I was a teacher

[satttanderna]

lol im posting so much today. Sudenly i hate draw so, until i want to draw again, im gonna post some thingys abt my dhmis hc bc yeah.

( teachers ) Hc sexuality yeaaah

Paige: pansexual Genderfluid. Any pronouns

Tony: Bisexual, he/him

Shrignold: gay trans man w out surgerys and testosterone ( we, trans person w out those things, need more representation please ) he/him

Colin: gay non binary. He/she

( Steak ) Steve: gay. He/him

( Frigde ) Frank: bisexual. He/him

Larry: Aroace non binary. Any pronouns ( but preference in he/him)

(Briefcase) brett: polyamoruous bigender pansexual. He/she

Brendom: straight. He/him

(Coffin) Mortimer: bisexual. He/him

( lily and todney are out bc they're childrens, they don't think about those things, but todney is a trans child )

Warren: gay. He/him

( Thomas the train is out too for this reason:"huuh? Sexuality? Pronouns? That isnt exist in war " )

Electracey-tracey: trans girl Lesbian. She/her

Send me questions abt them, please, im bored

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(woah I forgot I had this blog.)

Ok so DHMIS COMMUNITY!!! I have a question for ya gays…

HOW DO YOU GAYS FEEL ABOUT ELECTRACEY X UNEMPLOYED BRENDON???

Ok it’s a weird rare pair BUT HEAR ME OUT

Brendon appeared in episode JOBS (which basically was the first episode in the tv series) and Electracey appeared in episode ELECTRICITY (which was the last episode in the tv series)

It’s also funny cuz they are VOICED BY THE SAME PERSON (Rebecca Sloan!!! Or Becky Sloan!!!)

Come on give me some slack I really love tall girlfriend x short boyfriend plus JUST UGHSGS YOU WONT UNDERSTAND UNTIL YOU SEE THE VISION

also like come on man like RAGSGHSTHEY WOULD LOOK SO FRICKING CUTE AND SHIZ LIKE ATSGHSHS

sorry for that but stillkuhhhh JUST LIKE IDK I THOUGHT OF IT AND IM INSANELY ATTACHED TO IT ARSGGSGSGS JUST SEE MY VISION

DHMIS community pls accept me. ( ；∀；)

Also if ur still reading this HEAD CANONS CUZ WHY NOT!! ヽ(^o^)丿

ELECTRACEY X UNEMPLOYED BRENDON HCS!!!

Basically tall sensitive cheery gf/bf x short easily pushed over brat-ish bf (tehehhe no one can stop me from shipping this) ψ(｀∇´)ψ

Maybe some teethrotting stuff so BEWARE!!!

Little warning: these have N$FW headcanons as well!!!

SFW HEADCANONS:

whenever Brendon feels a little more moody than usual, Electracey will literally SHOWER HIM with kisses (they always stop his bad days from becoming the WORST days)

Whenever Electracey has a bad day, Brendon always checks their batteries out and makes sure that they are replaced and safe ORRR if it isn’t the batteries that are the problem, he offers a blanket, snacks, a book, some silly straws for the drink, and gives them enough hugs and kisses while listening to why they’re having a bad day

Electracey is USUALLY the one giving the most presents while Brendon always feel bad for not being able to give that many presents to them (as he doesn’t have a job and usually asks for cash from his younger brother) so it’s basically kinda like this :

Electracey: “I got you a present honey!!!”

Brendon: “ah, what did you get me now…?”

Electracey: “so I got you the pants you always wanted, a brand new IPhone, a new car, a new laptop for your writings, a new PC set so we could play together, and a new tv, oh and I got you a a giant teddy bear! So… did you get me any gifts?”

*Brendon just looking down in shame as he just holds up a tiny bag*

*Electracey opens it and it’s a fricking small bear that he got from dollar tree*

Electracey: “. . .OMGGG!!! BABYYY I LOVE IT THANKKK YOUU AHHHHHH”

Sometimes Brendon gets scared that one day, Briefcases ‘charms’ and ‘looks’ will attract Electracey and make them leave him for his younger brother, but whenever that happens, Electracey will shake Brendon and kiss him EVERYWHERE until he gets convinced for the day that it won’t happen

When calling each other nicknames, Electracey calls Brendon “baby, honey, sugar, Brandy, and darling, and sir” while Brendon calls them “Elec, Tracey, honey pie, cutie, baby, mommy, ma’am, pookie, señorita, and hot big sweaty guardian alpha boyfriend”

Brendon always writes poetry and novels for Electracey or inspired by their relationship

Electracey always like to tease Brendon around by randomly twirling him around and starts slow dancing with him, grabbing onto his waist, wrist, and shoulders, purposely pulling him closer to their face and not kissing them until Brendon does it himself, and hugging Brendon from behind

They share their earbuds and listen to some funky jams

When they kiss it gives them a spark and it hurts A LITTLE BIT so basically like idk

Ok not really a relationship HC (kind of family HC) but Colin doesn’t actually approve of Brendon dating Electracey since he just sees him as a freeloader and just a bad boyfriend in general and maybe will never approve of him but that’s ok cuz they ALREADY FU-

N$FW HEADCANONS:

Electracey goes behind Brendon and puts their hand in his pants to rub his coin slot (TRANS BRENDON OK GIVE ME A BREAK)

Brendon normally puts his hand onto Electracey’s lap under a table whenever they’re having a dinner party or meeting family and uh… Electracey sometimes gets excited…

Electracey is normally on the top and Brendon’s on the bottom but they also swap sometimes

Sometimes they get a bit risky on where they do their thing… at (EXAMPLE: like at a Walmart family bathrooms or like in an alleyway)

Electracey is the one with the ding-a-ling while Brendon has the coin slot

Brendon normally whines, whimpers, and cries while Electracey moans, flicker, and groans (they both pant and breathe heavily)

Electracey ties him up sometimes

Sometimes when they both get in, it gives them a little spark tinkling feeling (it only hurts SOMETIMES)

PLS HEAR ME OUT THIS IS A GOOD SHIP TRUST ME PLS PLSSS PLSSSSS SPLSLSLSLLSLS PSLLSKLSLS PLSSSSS

(Also this is actually an old gif (I changed their designs a little so they EXACTLY look like this now))

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jobs!

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I'm drawing unemployed brendon gijinka..

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