#this is so freaking gr8

[finagled]

im so happy i could cry tears of joy. i got a food stamps card in the mail the other day and now i can buy my chocolate belvita biscuits and have something easy to shove in my mouth with coffee in the morning

if i can get our local walmart to carry great value brand large curd cottage cheese i am going to be so set

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

on one hand and as a biologist, i love sharing the planet with so many fascinating creachers, everybody's just little guys doing Our Best and i think that's Neat!

on the other hand and as someone who both is jumpy AND gets itchy VERY easily: i would love to stop finding large little guys flying around the house i live in, most especially after midnight thanks

[agayconcept]

.

[formula-red]

finding out that carlos sainz holds his pen the same way i do is so validating

[espresso1patronum]

Megumi Fushiguro x Reader- THEY SET US UP

Smau

Group chat fic

Synopsis- You're a college student. You're best friends with Nobara, Maki and Panda (roomies with Nobara and Maki). Your friend group has a close relationship with another group that includes Megumi, Yuji, Toge and Yuta. Gojo is your head coach at the college(lol) and is good friends with you guys. (Everybody's aged up)

CW- slight swearing, nothing else ig (this is a jjk smau)

Your pov

THE GIRLS(CRAZY BISHES)

You, Maki, Nobara, Panda

Nobara(gf)-

guys it's Saturday tmrw. let's go out?

Panduh💖🐼-

Aaah yes, let's do a girl's night out!!

You-

Yeah, sounds cool.

Maki(MOMMY)-

(replied to Panduh💖🐼)

Why tf are you in this gc?

Nobara(gf)-

idk either, yn?

You-

Girls come on, Panda's our bbg. We agreed to keep him in this gc

Panduh💖🐼-

That's why you're my fave, girl<3

You-

<33333

Maki (MOMMY)-

Anyways.. so girls night out tmrw?

Panduh💖🐼-

YAAAASSSSSSS

Nobara(gf)-

Yess bishes

You-

Umm guys maybe we could yk..

Nobara(gf)-

Whatt

Maki(MOMMY)-

What?

Panduh💖🐼-

??

You-

Maybe we could call the guys as well?

Panduh💖🐼-

Well if you say so...🙄

Nobara(gf)-

Ohh, I get it😏🤭

Maki(MOMMY)-

Oh yes haha💀

You-

What?

Nobara(gf)-

M

E

G

U

M

I

Panduh💖🐼-

✨💕😘

You-

Wtf is wrong with you guys.

I just wanna hang out with Yuji and toge.

(They're more fun)

Maki(MOMMY)-

Girl's in denial. yn you're *down bad* for him.

You-

Shut tf up

I hate you guys

Nobara(gf)-

We love you too yn😘

ok so I'll message Yuji to tell the guys..

Panduh💖🐼-

Gr8

You-

Okie

Maki(MOMMY)-

Imma message yuta

Panduh💖🐼-

(replied to Maki(MOMMY))

😏*coughs*

Nobara(gf)-

(replied to Maki(MOMMY)-

😏ahem

You-

(replied to Maki(MOMMY)

😏💀hehe

Maki(MOMMY)-

Shut tf up morons.

MEGUMI'S POV

HOMIESS👾😈🤬

You, Gojo, Toge, Yuji, Yuta

Itadork-

GUYSSSSSSSSSS LISTENNNNN

Yuta🙂-

Yuji, what happened? Don't tell me you ate the leftover spoilt ramen again

Itadork-

(replied to Yuta🙂)

No, it's not that. And it was ONCE alr? And it TASTED GOOD.

Yuta🙂-

Ok fine whatever

Togay-

(replied to Itadork)

Wtf happened Yu? It's 3 in the morning fr

You-

(replied to Itadork)

Wht happened?

(replied to Togay)

It's freaking 5pm rn.

Gojo(idiot)-

Guyss chillllll.... Yuji what's up??

Togay-

(replied to you)

M in america ho!

You-

(replied to Togay)

Sure, just stfu

Yuta🙂-

Guys pls calm down

Gojo(idiot)-

*Enjoying the drama and eats popcorn

You-

(replied to Gojo(idiot))

??

Itadork-

Anywayss the girls are inviting us to hang out tmrw.. guys gonna come rightt?

Yuta🙂-

Yes, Maki will be there too sooo

Togay-

Yeah let's hang out. Imma come

You-

Cool I'll come as well

Togay-

(replied to you)

Wear smthg good. yn's gonna be there too. Don't wear your emo ass clothes

You-

(replied to Togay)

Did I ask? And shut tf up alr?

Togay-

Justt helpingg you out🙂🦎

Don't want her screaming and running away from you, do ya?

You-

(replied to Togay)

The only thing she's gonna be screaming at (infact everybody) is your face, after seeing it.

Gojo(idiot)-

Guyssss chillll downn ❄️❄️

Itadork-

SENSEIII YOU COMINGG????

Gojo(idiot)-

YUSSS

Itadork-

AYOOOOO YESS

＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

NO ONE'S POV

New gc

OPERATION:MAKE 'EM CONFESS🗣️❣️

Created by Panda on 12/10

Gojo, Maki, Nobara, Panda, Toge, Yuji, Yuta

Panda-

GUYSS WASSUP?

Yuji-

HELLO WHAT IS THIS GRP?

Maki-

Read the room?

Yuji-

What?

Gojo-

OHHH I GET ITT

Nobara-

(replied to gojo)

Do you?

Gojo-

No

Maki-

Who tf added @Gojothestrongestalive?

Panda-

Me?

Maki-

Wtf why?

Yuta-

Anyways guys let's get to it... we need to make yn and fushiguro confess

Yuji-

＼⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠／ whatt? Did they commit a crime or smthg?

Nobara-

Who tf let this idiot in the grp?

Panda-

(replied to Yuji)

Noo we want them to confess to eachother

Yuji-

Oh ok GOT IT

Toge-

What's the plannn guyss?

Yuta-

We go to the movies together, ghost both of them, leaving em alone w eachother

Toge-

Alonee😏😏 fushiguro's a freak btw soo smthg could happen

Nobara-

(replied to Toge)

How tf do you know😭

Toge-

I jus do🤭🙄

Yuji-

SUS

Maki-

Guys I think the plans alr

Lets go w it

Gojo-

YESS GUYSS I CANT WAIT TO SEE MY LOVELY CUTE STUDENTS TOGETHER! THEY GROW UP SO FAST. TT✨

Nobara-

(replied to Gojo)

*Man-child crying

Gojo-

I'm just emotional that's all

Yuji-

So we meet up at 7 tmrw?

Maki-

Yeah

Toge-

Yes

Yuta-

👍

Nobara-

Okk

Gojo-

Greatt

Panda-

Great job guys, we're gonna succeed! 💪🏻

NEXT DAY

You're getting ready in room with Maki and Nobara, all dressed in cozy, stylish clothes, gearing up for a fun movie hangout together.

"Where do we wait?" you ask Maki as the three of you arrive at the movie theatre.

"Oh right," Maki said, glancing at Nobara. "We'll meet up with the guys. You wait here, okay?" She motioned for Nobara to follow her as they walked off.

You wondered where Panda was as you had not seen him the entire day.

Suddenly, a notification popped up on your phone, and you saw a message from Megumi. You felt a bit flustered and tapped to open it.

emo(gumi)🦇

Him-

Hey

You-

Yo wassup

Him-

Maki and Nobara told me that you've bought all the popcorn for us and said you need help.

You-

No, I didn't buy popcorn. They said they were going to meet up with you guys

Him-

Wth. They did come.

You-

Where are they rn?

Him-

Disappeared.

You-

Thank you sm

Him-

?

What do we do now?

You-

Get actuall popcorn, and go see the movie?

Him-

Togeher?

You-

Yeah, fuck them

Him-

Whatever you say, idiot.

You-

Shut up.

Him-

Meet me by the lobby.

You-

Okie.

You felt flustered, your cheeks warming as you made your way down to the lobby, to meet Megumi.

Midway through the movie, you couldn't shake the feeling that someone was watching. Glancing over your shoulder, you saw the other guys spying on you and Megumi from a little farther back.

"They set us up," you murmured as you set a glance at Megumi.

He smiled, not missing a beat. "I'm glad they did".

The rest of the group watched you both with satisfied grins, clearly pleased with their little scheme. Gojo and Panda looked like they were about to tear up from excitement, while Maki and Toge exchanged smirks. Meanwhile, Yuji and Nobara were bickering over the popcorn and Yuta, ever the calm one, took a picture of you two with a soft smile on his face.

The end?

(hope y'all liked it)

[tgcg]

umm hey, i just found your blog at like 11pm and, went though your whole, blog, and youre freaking awesome. just wanted to say.

my friend who got me into homestuck kept whispering in my ear when i was on ACT 1 that i was gonna "looove davekat teehee" and i was like "pshaw. it cannot be so unfathomably good." it was, lol.

sorry i kinda just, told an irrelevant story, haha, but youre awesome and your art is awesome and youre a huge inspiration to me and i just wanted to! say that!

and also yes, parroting other askers and stuff, you definitely have davekat down to a science. id go so far as to say you must be mixing illegal chemicals and all that to get them down so well. :3

aw man thank you so much...

wana say 1st of all ur story isnt irrelevant and is actually rly intresting 2 me. i wonder what its like 2 be an archive reader that can kno 4 a fact davekat is going 2 be canon, i spent yrs kinda assuming it never woulge, not to the extent it got 2 be. vry weird to think about...

im rly honored 2 hear this, thank u for going out of ur way 2 first of all look @ my whole blog (wtf) & then talk to me about it. it rly means so much 2 me. i kno i responded a lil slow here so i hope ur feb has been goin well and u have a gr8 weekend.🧡

im breakin. bad.

[itcouldbeac]

drinkmaxxing

dude i love drinks so much in comparison to food i love havin a little sip of a tasty freaking beverage i love sodr and watr and lemnade and juis so much

not a big tea or coffee fan but those can go hard too

if any specialists in the chat can tell me why my brain prefers liquid consumption to solid consumption thatd b gr8

[nudibranchpropaganda]

❤🔥 chapter 5 of my wbiy commentary is up!

[ne0nlightzz]

I'm l8.....BUT HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL THE QUEERS AND LOVELIES IN MY ELECTRONICAL DEVICE!!!

Plz remember that you are loved, you are valid, you are worth so so much and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Weather you're out, in the closet, that awkward inbetween or anything. You. Are. Freaking. VALID. Be urself, be who the hell ya want, love who the helk ya want, dress how ya want, and keep bein that amazing freaking person ya are.

Ya are doin gr8 luv n I'm so so proud of u 2! Remember to take mental health breaks, to take care of yourself, and to stay hydrated!!

Also if anyone is going to a pride event, plz remember to stay safe and hydrated!!

-Luv Lee/Neon, (that guy who writes those crappy stories with those transmasc characters but never updates)<333

[sauntering-down]

i was fuckin Tired last night thanks to spending like six hours at the dentist so i had some weirdass dreams... the first wasn't THAT exciting but for some reason i was reading RPF about two players on the Edmonton Oilers. i don't watch hockey but everyone else here does so i have to assume i absorbed the knowledge by osmosis because the television is right outside my bedroom.

second dream was the most detailed - attending high school, but minus almost all the usual School Dream staples. for some reason, this place was big on gangs, but not the serious kind. basically just groups of friends or students with shared interests, i guess? apparently the school originally had a sort of house system but it was ended for provoking way too much competition, and as a result the kids formed gangs (which the faculty was desperately trying to rebrand as 'clans' lol). i was in the 'Rippers', which had nothing to do with violence - we were, iirc, a bunch of glass artists - and i think we just took our name from the leader, who was ofc called Jack. he was a rather aggressive type, really neurotic, and at one point freaked out and escaped the school via jumping down the shelves in this three-story library. wild. anyway, there was also the 'Headhunters', who were pretty well known as bullies at one point but had mostly left that reputation behind now. every gang had a meeting place - the Headhunters were in a storage closet (where i sent one of our younger members to play chess with one of their freshmen lol), the Rippers were in the glassblowing facility (jealous of this school), there were the Leafcutters in the greenhouse, the Eagles in the 'Tower' which was actually just the room atop the building for roof access... i don't remember much happening, but there was a lot of worldbuilding haha.

third and final dream was just. weird. i was performing in a musical, one of the leading roles alongside a guy named David i used to know. he was two years older than me, in my brother's grade from elementary through high school. our characters were in love and i guess we'd kinda fallen for one another over the course of rehearsals and whatnot, but hadn't done anything about it until this first performance. afterwards i offered to drive him home, we went to his house (which may have been some kind of group or foster home as there were so many random children there), up to his room... and i think there was like. a fade-to-black sex scene but all i can remember of it is being curled up in bed with him afterwards and going to sleep. this is Weird for two reasons - one, i am a sex-repulsed ace, so no. and two, David was gay and i was still a woman in this dream, so... no? despite this, the next morning i woke up and went outside and he was sitting by the road with a couple of siblings; i went over and snuggled up in his lap and woke up right about then.

it's not anything i would want irl, but i won't lie... it was nice to not be desperately alone for a change.

(also, previous dream pulled from discord: "had a dream last night about a restaurant (sort of a fast food place maybe) called 'Knockoff' which sold, as stated, knockoff versions of other places' foods... but only like, the international offerings that were never available in the US. so you could get all the cool Japanese McDonald's stuff and whatnot. it was gr8.")

[benry-coinings]

THE BENRY WELCOMES U >;3c

Requests are: OPEN!~

Yo. They call me Benr(e)y because that's my name,,

It/Xe/[REDACTED]/chats/BBBBs/benry/🫧s/🔵s/wins/techs

The Benr(e)y, The creature, The catboy, The catreature, your cringeness, The Online one, The Virtual thing, The Malware, The rat

Im the host of of an ever growing DID system because my autistic ass can't stop splitting fictives. I've got a couple special interests and gender is 1 of them, genders make me happy and i love gender. I also have BPD and i cry a lot oops. I have a girlfriend who's my FP and a bird and i love so much<3. I feel a good and im am like everything ,,.

Request Rules

What the benrey can do

Genders, Gender systems, Objectum Sexualities, Name suggestions, Pronoun suggestions, Name/Pronoun/Identity affirmation

Favorite topics 2 coin on: Software, Tech, Webcore, Oldweb, Gaming, obscure communities no1 rlly cares abt except me, alterhumanity, Weirdcore, Gore, Deretypes, cozycore, joke/meme/funnygenders

Terms related to neurodivergencies we have, those being: Autism, BPD, DID, General Anxiety, Social Anxiety, Depression, Agoraphobia

What the benrey cant do

identities involving groups the creature isn't part of (ex. the host is white and there4 wont be coining any POC specific identities)

Non Objectum Sexualities

Terms rel8d 2 fandoms im not in/dont know anything about

BYF

Even if you are on my DNI or uncomfortable/don't agree with my BYF, my terms are not restricted 2 any1. I can't stop you from rel8ing 2 or using my terms. I also can't stop you from interacting with my posts but i can block you if i catch you so be warned.

I have pretty bad social anxiety which bleeds in2 online posting, so i might not respond right away and i might just. randomly leave 4 a bit sometimes lol

I have a bit of a typing quirk (replacing words that sound like numbers with the actual number. (ex. Before=b4, great=gr8, too/to=2)) though i won't be providing translation bc i feel it's fairly easy 2 read

Please use tone indic8rs w/ me!!

I support all good faith identities and "contradictory labels"

I reclaim the term "yandere" and i use it 2 describe myself a lot! I also use gender systems like -stalker, -freak, and -cannibal, so if that makes you uncomfortable id suggest you stay away(but i can't stop you)!

Tags

#🫀I like everything ||Benrys term hoard hehehe

#🫧 that's the black mesa. Sweet voice ||my coinings!! request answers

#❔whuh ||anon asks

#🦷BBBBBB ||benry rambles, probably non gender stuff

If any of my alters chose to post, their name and sign off will be a tag as well (ex. #🔪Postal Dude, #🥀Vincentius, #🌈Travis, etc.)

[pesterloglog]

Vriska Serket, Equius Zahhak

Act 5, page 2222

arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT]

AG: Equiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuus.

CT: D --> What

AG: Hey! I'm a8out to meddle with so many losers right now.

CT: D --> How many

AG: So many! All the losers. All of them.

CT: D --> Good

CT: D --> Use your cunning and venom to make them envy our nobility

AG: Oh man, was that sarcasm? That sounded like sarcasm!

CT: D --> No

CT: D --> Humorous insincerity is for pedantic wigglers

AG: Pshhhhhhhh, I know! I know you never make jokes. I was the one 8eing sarcastic, you stooge!

AG: I was 8eing sarcastic a8out you 8eing sarcastic. Duh.

CT: D --> That's because you're a little worse than me

AG: The fuck I am! Anyway. Hey!

AG: Did you finish Aradia's present yet? I'm a8out to fuss with her and I want to know if I can keep my promise or if you're gonna make a liar out of me.

CT: D --> It's finished

CT: D --> I'll deliver it shortly

AG: Great! Thanks, 8uddy. I'll 8e w8ting here for you.

CT: D --> I'm happy to help

CT: D --> But I don't understand why you're intent on gratifying that worthless peasant

AG: 8ecause I promised I would and it's none of your damn 8usiness! Man.

AG: Quit your prying! Always fidgeting and poking and prying.

CT: D --> Fine

CT: D --> Then let's proceed with the plan in a curt and professional manner

AG: Agreeeeeeeed.

AG: So just to review!

AG: We will let Aradia perpetr8 her cute little ploy on Sollux and usurp his power.

CT: D --> Yes

AG: Isn't it funny when these chumps try to get all tactical and underhanded? It's really adora8le!

CT: D --> I guess it is pretty quaint

AG: Anyway. She makes her little powergra8, and that's when we 8oth step in and usurp her as co-leaders.

AG: Right????????

CT: D --> That's the plan

AG: Ok, good. Then the 8est team will 8e led 8y the two highest 8loods, the way it should 8e!

AG: Or at least, the highest 8loods who aren't shitty clown worshippers or under water freaks. Sound good?

CT: D --> Yes, we're in absolute agreement

AG: Yes.

CT: D --> Yes

AG: Yes.

CT: D --> Yes

AG: Yeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!

CT: D --> Stop

AG: Gr8! What a gr8 team we are.

AG: Heeeeeeeey........

AG: You wouldn't 8e planning anything sneaky, would you????????

CT: D --> No, don't be absurd

CT: D --> Are you

AG: What! How could you suggest such a thing! Man, so insulting.

CT: D --> Ok

AG: Perfect. We have the perfect plan, and no one is plotting any sort of dou8lecrossings or 8acksta88ery or anything like that.

CT: D --> There are no %%ings up my sleeve

CT: D --> Also, I don't have sleeves

CT: D --> I am as transparent as can be, and my word is my bond

AG: I know! Don't worry, dude. I trust you completely.

CT: D --> You know

CT: D --> I can feel you trying to read my mind

AG: 8ullshit!

AG: Pro8a8ly just another one of your many daily rage aneurysms.

AG: Why don't you cool your jets and have a glass of gross muscle8east milk????????

CT: D --> Get out of my head, it's making me angry

CT: D --> Try to remember who built your arm for you

AG: Oh g8d!

AG: D8n't you d8re!!!!!!!!

[constantvariations]

Rwby V9C2. This time i decided to put all my thoughts down as i watched the episode (i know most folks do this as a massive series of reblogs. No thanks lol)

You know its gonna be a gr8 episode when the very first line is a disingenuous trope aware quip. No wonder at the new world, no anxiety about how to get home. Nope! Just... bland disinterest. Did Joss Whedon join crwby?

I hate Little so goddamn much. Idk if yall read that one teaboot post where they talk about their hatred of Olaf from Frozen but I am reaching that level of irrational fury

As much as I like the uses of sweat drops and pop animation and frustration speech bubbles because they're delightful anime visual tropes... it's wayyy to late to be introducing those now. This would be like adding farting unicorns to The Walking Dead after half the cast was eaten. Again. Once more, I am asking what the fuck the tone is supposed to be here

Why is it called the Ever After? Wonderland rolls off the tongue way better and makes more sense for the name of a new world/dimension/whatever

So glad to be getting the exposition on the girl who fell through the world now instead of any organic weaving into dialogue prior. I love getting my information shoved down my throat all at once

I do actually like them discussing the tale. Different takeaways from the same story are always fun. Wish it could've lasted longer, I really want more conversations between these guys that aren't always directly about the plot

Okay, Weiss's doubts are good to hear. Sound like a lot of the stuff we've been saying, which may or may not be on purpose. Strange she doesn't mention her family at all, though, just the downfall of Atlas. Would've been really interesting to hear her thoughts on her parents and brother

Little needs to die. Now.

Weiss going back and forth between freaking out about the impracticality of their situation and taking charge when impracticality occurs is jarring. Maybe it's the smaller nonsense she can handle and not the big, abstract stuff? Guess we'll see

"I've always wanted to be long, but I'm still small." That's the funniest thing crwby has written in the last 5 seasons and it goes to the worst character. Typical rwby lol

Yang is absolutely intolerable in this auction bit. Knowing she's in a strange and illogical world, her first instinct is to be a cop? I've seen children act less petulant than her. Also, any item bought is probably more easily stolen from the buyer than the racoon, so why isn't that even on the table right now?

Did these idiot townsfolk really not know the gimmick? He's been at this long enough to be immortalized in a fairy tale, and I highly doubt there's enough space in Wonderland for him to never visit the same place twice. Unless everyone's memories get reset after a certain point, they should damn well know the coon is a con

Also that sword looks like it should be in Halo. Guess old habits die hard

Not this fucking Scooby Doo shit again. Can these characters stop interacting with the loop de loop sections before I throw my computer into the sun?

Wait that's Penny's sword? It's ugly as shit why you gotta do Penny dirty like that again

I find Ruby's expression of depression to be highly unbelievable. The excuse for so long has been that she's been hiding her emotions for the sake of everyone else, which is a fair enough point, but now there's not even a token effort. No obviously painful smiles, no jokes she breaks partway through, no overcompensating by hyping up too much. Ruby might as well be the goth girl at the top of the skyscraper from the All Star Superman comic for all the characteristically realistic depiction of depression she has

It worked well enough when she was alone and didn't have to fake for anyone - which is why everyone was so excited for Ruby to finally be free to break - but that was nipped right in the bud, and nothing has grown in its place. It's just... disappointing

[codeform]

*vibrating @ a frequency high enough 2 shatter glass* agh ik this kiiiiiiinda became ‘ram’s weird gender dumping ground’ in addition 2 th weird program thought zone BUT its abt 2b June im gonna go to Pride w two of my BEST FRIENDS EVER!!!!!!!! *and* my hometown is doing its OWN smaller pride which is SO EXCITING bc ik some of the ppl running it n they r GR8 have i mentioned how much i love being gay completely n wholeheartedly i love men i love everything ABT men and i love being a freak 4 men soooooo much like omu. it’s so fucking easy 2 be horrified n heartbroken n completely mentally fucked by everything going on but also like i just love men n i love being trans n genderfucked n if i hear a bad cishet take in June i will start biting unprompted 💞💗

[dilly-dallys-scene]

EEK gr8 newz suprstrz ☆彡

da fur an cliperz i ordrd arrivd!!!!

soooo xited guna make earz 4 D1LLY-D4LLY

4 an upcomin Con!!!

Iz guna B soooo cute!!! but iz my 1st time makin em so im a lil nervs 4 it

ill do updatz az i wrk

xxx- ur fav freak

[gr8ntaire]

hi !!!! i just wanted to drop by to say how iconic ur url is. i read your f1 post before realising it was written by a grantaire connoisseur... immediate serotonin hit. had to follow right away. hope you're having a great day 🙂‍↕️

omg hi! aaah this is so nice thank you haha. I’m always so pleased when people get my url — I’ve had it on various social media for some time & definitely a lot of people don’t get the reference (nor that it’s a relatively stupid joke - gr8 + grantaire = I think he’s great) so it’s nice these days that i seem to be finding my people ☺️. That freaking post has been going absolutely bonkers, I guess the people love prosenna I’ve gotta respect it 🫡. Again always happy if it finds me the right people.

& thank you! I hope you’re having a lovely day as well!