#this is so freaking gr8

[finagled]

im so happy i could cry tears of joy. i got a food stamps card in the mail the other day and now i can buy my chocolate belvita biscuits and have something easy to shove in my mouth with coffee in the morning

if i can get our local walmart to carry great value brand large curd cottage cheese i am going to be so set

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

on one hand and as a biologist, i love sharing the planet with so many fascinating creachers, everybody's just little guys doing Our Best and i think that's Neat!

on the other hand and as someone who both is jumpy AND gets itchy VERY easily: i would love to stop finding large little guys flying around the house i live in, most especially after midnight thanks

[agayconcept]

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[formula-red]

finding out that carlos sainz holds his pen the same way i do is so validating

[espresso1patronum]

Megumi Fushiguro x Reader- THEY SET US UP

Smau

Group chat fic

Synopsis- You're a college student. You're best friends with Nobara, Maki and Panda (roomies with Nobara and Maki). Your friend group has a close relationship with another group that includes Megumi, Yuji, Toge and Yuta. Gojo is your head coach at the college(lol) and is good friends with you guys. (Everybody's aged up)

CW- slight swearing, nothing else ig (this is a jjk smau)

Your pov

THE GIRLS(CRAZY BISHES)

You, Maki, Nobara, Panda

Nobara(gf)-

guys it's Saturday tmrw. let's go out?

Panduh💖🐼-

Aaah yes, let's do a girl's night out!!

You-

Yeah, sounds cool.

Maki(MOMMY)-

(replied to Panduh💖🐼)

Why tf are you in this gc?

Nobara(gf)-

idk either, yn?

You-

Girls come on, Panda's our bbg. We agreed to keep him in this gc

Panduh💖🐼-

That's why you're my fave, girl<3

You-

<33333

Maki (MOMMY)-

Anyways.. so girls night out tmrw?

Panduh💖🐼-

YAAAASSSSSSS

Nobara(gf)-

Yess bishes

You-

Umm guys maybe we could yk..

Nobara(gf)-

Whatt

Maki(MOMMY)-

What?

Panduh💖🐼-

??

You-

Maybe we could call the guys as well?

Panduh💖🐼-

Well if you say so...🙄

Nobara(gf)-

Ohh, I get it😏🤭

Maki(MOMMY)-

Oh yes haha💀

You-

What?

Nobara(gf)-

M

E

G

U

M

I

Panduh💖🐼-

✨💕😘

You-

Wtf is wrong with you guys.

I just wanna hang out with Yuji and toge.

(They're more fun)

Maki(MOMMY)-

Girl's in denial. yn you're *down bad* for him.

You-

Shut tf up

I hate you guys

Nobara(gf)-

We love you too yn😘

ok so I'll message Yuji to tell the guys..

Panduh💖🐼-

Gr8

You-

Okie

Maki(MOMMY)-

Imma message yuta

Panduh💖🐼-

(replied to Maki(MOMMY))

😏*coughs*

Nobara(gf)-

(replied to Maki(MOMMY)-

😏ahem

You-

(replied to Maki(MOMMY)

😏💀hehe

Maki(MOMMY)-

Shut tf up morons.

MEGUMI'S POV

HOMIESS👾😈🤬

You, Gojo, Toge, Yuji, Yuta

Itadork-

GUYSSSSSSSSSS LISTENNNNN

Yuta🙂-

Yuji, what happened? Don't tell me you ate the leftover spoilt ramen again

Itadork-

(replied to Yuta🙂)

No, it's not that. And it was ONCE alr? And it TASTED GOOD.

Yuta🙂-

Ok fine whatever

Togay-

(replied to Itadork)

Wtf happened Yu? It's 3 in the morning fr

You-

(replied to Itadork)

Wht happened?

(replied to Togay)

It's freaking 5pm rn.

Gojo(idiot)-

Guyss chillllll.... Yuji what's up??

Togay-

(replied to you)

M in america ho!

You-

(replied to Togay)

Sure, just stfu

Yuta🙂-

Guys pls calm down

Gojo(idiot)-

*Enjoying the drama and eats popcorn

You-

(replied to Gojo(idiot))

??

Itadork-

Anywayss the girls are inviting us to hang out tmrw.. guys gonna come rightt?

Yuta🙂-

Yes, Maki will be there too sooo

Togay-

Yeah let's hang out. Imma come

You-

Cool I'll come as well

Togay-

(replied to you)

Wear smthg good. yn's gonna be there too. Don't wear your emo ass clothes

You-

(replied to Togay)

Did I ask? And shut tf up alr?

Togay-

Justt helpingg you out🙂🦎

Don't want her screaming and running away from you, do ya?

You-

(replied to Togay)

The only thing she's gonna be screaming at (infact everybody) is your face, after seeing it.

Gojo(idiot)-

Guyssss chillll downn ❄️❄️

Itadork-

SENSEIII YOU COMINGG????

Gojo(idiot)-

YUSSS

Itadork-

AYOOOOO YESS

＼⁠(⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)⁠／

NO ONE'S POV

New gc

OPERATION:MAKE 'EM CONFESS🗣️❣️

Created by Panda on 12/10

Gojo, Maki, Nobara, Panda, Toge, Yuji, Yuta

Panda-

GUYSS WASSUP?

Yuji-

HELLO WHAT IS THIS GRP?

Maki-

Read the room?

Yuji-

What?

Gojo-

OHHH I GET ITT

Nobara-

(replied to gojo)

Do you?

Gojo-

No

Maki-

Who tf added @Gojothestrongestalive?

Panda-

Me?

Maki-

Wtf why?

Yuta-

Anyways guys let's get to it... we need to make yn and fushiguro confess

Yuji-

＼⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠／ whatt? Did they commit a crime or smthg?

Nobara-

Who tf let this idiot in the grp?

Panda-

(replied to Yuji)

Noo we want them to confess to eachother

Yuji-

Oh ok GOT IT

Toge-

What's the plannn guyss?

Yuta-

We go to the movies together, ghost both of them, leaving em alone w eachother

Toge-

Alonee😏😏 fushiguro's a freak btw soo smthg could happen

Nobara-

(replied to Toge)

How tf do you know😭

Toge-

I jus do🤭🙄

Yuji-

SUS

Maki-

Guys I think the plans alr

Lets go w it

Gojo-

YESS GUYSS I CANT WAIT TO SEE MY LOVELY CUTE STUDENTS TOGETHER! THEY GROW UP SO FAST. TT✨

Nobara-

(replied to Gojo)

*Man-child crying

Gojo-

I'm just emotional that's all

Yuji-

So we meet up at 7 tmrw?

Maki-

Yeah

Toge-

Yes

Yuta-

👍

Nobara-

Okk

Gojo-

Greatt

Panda-

Great job guys, we're gonna succeed! 💪🏻

NEXT DAY

You're getting ready in room with Maki and Nobara, all dressed in cozy, stylish clothes, gearing up for a fun movie hangout together.

"Where do we wait?" you ask Maki as the three of you arrive at the movie theatre.

"Oh right," Maki said, glancing at Nobara. "We'll meet up with the guys. You wait here, okay?" She motioned for Nobara to follow her as they walked off.

You wondered where Panda was as you had not seen him the entire day.

Suddenly, a notification popped up on your phone, and you saw a message from Megumi. You felt a bit flustered and tapped to open it.

emo(gumi)🦇

Him-

Hey

You-

Yo wassup

Him-

Maki and Nobara told me that you've bought all the popcorn for us and said you need help.

You-

No, I didn't buy popcorn. They said they were going to meet up with you guys

Him-

Wth. They did come.

You-

Where are they rn?

Him-

Disappeared.

You-

Thank you sm

Him-

?

What do we do now?

You-

Get actuall popcorn, and go see the movie?

Him-

Togeher?

You-

Yeah, fuck them

Him-

Whatever you say, idiot.

You-

Shut up.

Him-

Meet me by the lobby.

You-

Okie.

You felt flustered, your cheeks warming as you made your way down to the lobby, to meet Megumi.

Midway through the movie, you couldn't shake the feeling that someone was watching. Glancing over your shoulder, you saw the other guys spying on you and Megumi from a little farther back.

"They set us up," you murmured as you set a glance at Megumi.

He smiled, not missing a beat. "I'm glad they did".

The rest of the group watched you both with satisfied grins, clearly pleased with their little scheme. Gojo and Panda looked like they were about to tear up from excitement, while Maki and Toge exchanged smirks. Meanwhile, Yuji and Nobara were bickering over the popcorn and Yuta, ever the calm one, took a picture of you two with a soft smile on his face.

The end?

(hope y'all liked it)

[tgcg]

umm hey, i just found your blog at like 11pm and, went though your whole, blog, and youre freaking awesome. just wanted to say.

my friend who got me into homestuck kept whispering in my ear when i was on ACT 1 that i was gonna "looove davekat teehee" and i was like "pshaw. it cannot be so unfathomably good." it was, lol.

sorry i kinda just, told an irrelevant story, haha, but youre awesome and your art is awesome and youre a huge inspiration to me and i just wanted to! say that!

and also yes, parroting other askers and stuff, you definitely have davekat down to a science. id go so far as to say you must be mixing illegal chemicals and all that to get them down so well. :3

aw man thank you so much...

wana say 1st of all ur story isnt irrelevant and is actually rly intresting 2 me. i wonder what its like 2 be an archive reader that can kno 4 a fact davekat is going 2 be canon, i spent yrs kinda assuming it never woulge, not to the extent it got 2 be. vry weird to think about...

im rly honored 2 hear this, thank u for going out of ur way 2 first of all look @ my whole blog (wtf) & then talk to me about it. it rly means so much 2 me. i kno i responded a lil slow here so i hope ur feb has been goin well and u have a gr8 weekend.🧡

im breakin. bad.

[itcouldbeac]

drinkmaxxing

dude i love drinks so much in comparison to food i love havin a little sip of a tasty freaking beverage i love sodr and watr and lemnade and juis so much

not a big tea or coffee fan but those can go hard too

if any specialists in the chat can tell me why my brain prefers liquid consumption to solid consumption thatd b gr8

[nudibranchpropaganda]

❤🔥 chapter 5 of my wbiy commentary is up!

[ne0nlightzz]

I'm l8.....BUT HAPPY PRIDE TO ALL THE QUEERS AND LOVELIES IN MY ELECTRONICAL DEVICE!!!

Plz remember that you are loved, you are valid, you are worth so so much and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Weather you're out, in the closet, that awkward inbetween or anything. You. Are. Freaking. VALID. Be urself, be who the hell ya want, love who the helk ya want, dress how ya want, and keep bein that amazing freaking person ya are.

Ya are doin gr8 luv n I'm so so proud of u 2! Remember to take mental health breaks, to take care of yourself, and to stay hydrated!!

Also if anyone is going to a pride event, plz remember to stay safe and hydrated!!

-Luv Lee/Neon, (that guy who writes those crappy stories with those transmasc characters but never updates)<333

[safyresky]

Hullo bestie, it me. So sorry for the late(ish) ask but since the weather's been warming up I have a question about CS. Specifically about how a Beach Episode would go lol.

Cause Away with the Fae is kinda almost like that considering that they go to a beach at one point. But I wanna get inside your head and wanna know how a true to form Beach Episode of Crystal Springs would go.

Considering that the Frost Fam aren't exactly beach people (I wouldn't think) this has gotten me curious as to how this would play out. Would there be snowball fights at the beach? Would the twins try and make glass by super heating the sand? Would they make it such a mess for every other beach goer? Idk, just a fun thought that I thought you could answer 😌

ANDIE GET OUT OF MY HEAD! I HAVE BEEN THINKING OF A BEACH EPISODE OF CS ALL WEEK! (probably bc of the post I saw earlier this week that mentioned how gr8 filler episodes are tbh)

And this isn't the FIRST TIME I have thought of the Frosts at the beach >:). this shit's been BREWING!

First off, surprisingly, the Frosts are beach people! 5/6 are, of course. Three are Summer Sprites and enjoy the day spent on the sunny shores of the Southern Province; and for the other two, the summer sprite blood gives them a penchant for occasional tropics, and this includes beach days :)

The only Frost that ISN'T a beach person is Winter, but she goes anyway because she does enjoy her beach ritual. BUT I AM GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF, OF COURSE! FIRST THING'S FIRST.

WHAT. DO. THEY. WEAR.

I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FOR SO FREAKING LONG, BEHOLD!

I cannot decide for sure if both Blaise and Jack wear that old timey stripey shorts tank top one piece swimsuit, or if it's funnier if only Jack does and Blaise goes for the swim trunks and open Aloha shirts, or vice versa, or they BOTH go for the funky shirt and swim trunks combo!

The mental image of the pair of them in this number absolutely sends me tho, tbh:

Though when I picture beach episode they are both in the funky shirt and swim trunks :)

but GOD if the old timey trunks aren't funny as FUCK

Winter covers tf UP. She wears a HUGE sunhat, absolutely GINORMOUS, and just as big black shades, probably like Gucci or Prada or something, to shield her eyes. She burns SO easily (being made of snow and ice and love would do that to a gal, she supposes) so she covers tf UP

Something victorian-esque for her as well, like this:

but with longer pants and a longer skirt, if not a full on bathing gown from way earlier like the lady behind the first one there, lmao

Jacqueline is ALSO in big sunhat mode, but not as big as Winter's. She does not burn as easy as Winter does, but does burn--usually the tops of her shoulders, her cheeks, and her nose! Her aviators are PLANTED on her face, they do NOT come off

She and the Twins are more modern in terms of swimwear. She wears a one piece, with your typical asymmetrical long beach sarong

The Twins are pretty versatile! I think usually they BOTH wear swim shorts and tops, though Fiera will switch out for a swim skirt every so often! she deffs prefers the shorts, though, since they are always running around on the beach and in the water like the wild hellions they are

SO LET'S GET INTO BEACH DAY ITSELF! AGAIN! SINCE I IMPLODED THIS ASK LAST NIGHT IN MY EXCITEMENT AND LOST THIS PART COMPLETELY!!!!!

AND UNDER THE CUT SINCE I WENT AHEAD AND UH, GOT EXCITED ABOUT ✨✨FASHION✨✨ AND THIS WILL BE V LONG

but in point form because I'm not that much of a monster!! ANYWAY, BEACH DAY

Winter's beach day ritual is as follows:

bundled up as breezy as can be when you burn as bad as she does, she finds a nice, shady corner, preferably up against a rock side or cliff face

sets up her umbrella, which Blaise has enchanted to keep her out of the sun at all times (like moving solar panels but opposite)

lays her blanket down beneath the umbrella, sits down with a good book in one hand and sunscreen ready to attack all four kids with it if necessary

She stays put in her shady corner ALL DAY.

Blaise, meanwhile, goes to the bar, gets himself a drink, plants his reclining beach chair with attached umbrella that is never deployed down right beside his wife, sits down with drink #1 (tells the bartenders to keep them coming when they see it empty) and does not move at ALL.

he sinks into the chair, kicks his feet out into the sand, and BEACH BUMS. He melts into the ground. he becomes one with the beach. he is in MAXY RELAXY mode and the ONLY THING that could move him is if Winter, in a moment of cloudy weather, asks to go for a walk or swim with him

he'll be out of that chair SO FAST

But that's IT

Some say he COINED the term beach bum; he INVENTED it! He is the OG beach bum

He will also on occasion substitute the sand for the water, and his chair for a beach floaty

these leads to a fun game Jacqueline, Fino, and Fiera enjoy called TIP DAD INTO THE WATER! They never win. Unless Jack plays. Jack always wins

(Both of these Blaise scenarios work best picturing him in the trunks and funky shirt >:)

If Summer finds out that her sister is at the beach, she will put everything aside to go hang out with Winter! The pair will spend the ENTIRE day chatting up a storm (literally on one occasion. the resulting tsunami was surfed by Jack and averted by Summer being the literal season and the one with the fastest reflexes) and lounging about together for the day while Blaise melts beside them

I never thought about the twins trying to make glass out of sand, but I am thinking about it now! Summer shows them how. They have yet to master it, but they're getting close!

(Summer fears the day that they learn she can do much the same but with diamonds, as they both will want to learn it immediately!)

The Twins are the most active people you'll ever see on a beach! They spend a LOT of time swimming, mostly splashing the crap out of each other (and the cold front if they join, but Jacqueline is really good at splashing them BIG TIME)

They make HUGE sand structures and run amok, with NO concept of beach spot boundary etiquette which means a lot of people have to deal with, you know, messy blankets, sand flying up as the pair rush by, sparks threatening to set fire to their dry beach towels, and so on and so on. The lucky ones only have to deal with a sand structure potentially cropping up beside them!

Aside from that, most people actually don't mind too terribly when the Frosts hit up the beach! Which is gr8, bc they be in situations a LOT, and Blaise deals with the dumbest people sometimes, so they're more than happy to see them chillin'

A lot of magibeans are quite happy when the twins are in the water! It warms up NICELY. Not that it's FREEZING. I mean, the South is HOT so the Arctic Sea can be refreshing, and Summer pulls some strings to take the edge of that portion of the CS shoreline--it's just nice to have warm water knowing it is because of magic children gifted with fire manipulation and not, you know, PEE

Though Fiera sometimes snickers when people say that, which gives Fino cause to be SUS

Fiera gets buried in the sand at some point by Fino and hangs out there, watching her twin wading in the shallows, trying to catch some minnows with a little net

Like. The Twins try to do ALL the beach things at once!

ALL OF THEM

And if they make rivals via sand castles or any other beach sport, it's an EXPERIENCE

Since Blinter is checked out, Jack usually takes up the "parent" part, but in the most big brother way you could imagine: very irresponsibly, encouraging the rivalries and participating until all four kiddos end up defeating said rivals

This has happened more than once. Jacqueline has lost count.

SPEAKING OF THE FROSTY BASTARD HIMSELF, He camps at the bar! He gets ALL the local gossip on beach days. ALL OF IT

Later he shares with Blinter and when Blaise gets into work the next day, my GOD do people get OWNED and does shit get DONE.

Everyone's like wow Blaise! Relaxing looks good on you!

And Blaise chuckles like thanks, but inside he's just a gossipy old man and so is his son >:)

BUT ANYWAY Jack deffs wades into the surf, ankle deep, sipping his drink and freezing the water as people drift by. He gets a kick out of it; it's very amusing, even more so when they can't tell why it's happening, AND DOUBLY SO when he does it to the Twins

who THEN proceed to warm it up again, only for him to freeze it again, and it goes on and on and Jacqueline watches from her chair like "Fino and Fiera are two halves of a whole idiot"

Jacqueline would be the person roped into a volleyball game and kicking ass with her new magibean pals

She also will go for swims too! And beach walks! And she'll hang out in the shores with Jack to shoot the sleet as he antagonizes the swimmers

That's how Jack gets his Legate gossip >:)

Joke's on him, bc that's how Jacqueline gets the latest goss on the Legends

>:) >:) >:)

SOMETIMES DITE APPEARS! And when this happens, it's bc she heard there was a beach day and jumped at the opportunity to stare at her beautiful curvy lil girlfriend in one of her fave locations

Jacqueline LOVES when this happens bc then she can spend the entire time staring at her strong gf bc Dite goes full bikini and Jacqueline is positively ENTHRALLED with her all day

And vice versa with Dite @ Jacqueline 😂😂

On these occasions, Winter scoots closer to Blaise's chair, rousing him from his zen mode to try and once again figure out where on earth Jacqueline gets her curves from

"You're curvy," says Blaise. "Well yes, but also, not quite; I have some unfortunate lankiness here and there. Perhaps she gets it from your mother?" To which Blaise SCOFFS and says "That woman was ballroom gown shaped, I am convinced. She may not have even HAD legs." And Winter giggles and says "Well, it shall remain a mystery, I suppose."

the things parents discuss about their kids! (my parents have this discussion about my nose quite often. I think wedding photos finally put that debate to rest tho)

Jacqueline, funnily enough, actually gets the curves from her maternal grandmother, the Snow Queen.

She was a very curvy woman, so much so that the Winter Warlock called her "Bodacious Bianca", and, well, Bianca simply didn't have the heart to tell him that "bodacious" doesn't quite mean what he thinks it means.

(had she, he would've replied like so: "Ah, yes, but you see, that's the beauty of words! They can mean whatEVER you want them to! And that's why I'm one of the best Warlocks there has been >:)" and she would laugh in kind at her silly little warlock)

(Queen Frost probably HATED him, given that she considered herSELF the best Warlock and did NOT appreciate this man in dress pyjamas and bunny slippers and pointy hats bouncing around claiming to be better than her)

(it was a very one sided rivalry, for certain)

(Unless Winter Senior knew she hated him and hammed it up just to piss her off more, which, goofiness aside, is highly probable)

BUT YEAH

BEACH DAY

I think that about cover all my musings! Honestly, a CS beach episode would go SO well. The Frosts would just have a very good time, probably at the expense of a couple of disgruntled magibeans but hey, can't win them all, Blaise always says.

but yeah! It'd go VERY well! An enjoyable day for them all! I think in an actual beach episode, Jack would be gossiping, Jacqueline would be chilling, the Twins would have a BEACH DAY BUCKET LIST and try to do it all, upsetting a few people on the way. By the end of the day, they have a small angry mob and Fino and Fiera look at each other like >:) because guess what the last thing on their list was?

When it's time to head home the Twins are soaked (crowd tossed them into the sea and they love every second of it), Jack is burnt af bc he BURNS BAD, Winter is chipper, Blaise is seven shades darker and so relaxed he's actually slouching, and Jacqueline has a first place volleyball trophy in her hands, a group of magibeans waving bye to her, one of them miming CALL ME.

They return later once the beach is clear to collect abandoned/forgotten sand toys, bc I used to do that with my cousins and our grandfather and I can see Blaise walking on the beach in the sunset, twins skipping ahead and collecting loose toys, tossing them into their big red bucket!

When they get home, the Twins pass out bc long, energetic day, and Blinter enjoy a quiet evening with Jack, who they chat with all evening while Jacqueline sleeps on the couch!

[sauntering-down]

i was fuckin Tired last night thanks to spending like six hours at the dentist so i had some weirdass dreams... the first wasn't THAT exciting but for some reason i was reading RPF about two players on the Edmonton Oilers. i don't watch hockey but everyone else here does so i have to assume i absorbed the knowledge by osmosis because the television is right outside my bedroom.

second dream was the most detailed - attending high school, but minus almost all the usual School Dream staples. for some reason, this place was big on gangs, but not the serious kind. basically just groups of friends or students with shared interests, i guess? apparently the school originally had a sort of house system but it was ended for provoking way too much competition, and as a result the kids formed gangs (which the faculty was desperately trying to rebrand as 'clans' lol). i was in the 'Rippers', which had nothing to do with violence - we were, iirc, a bunch of glass artists - and i think we just took our name from the leader, who was ofc called Jack. he was a rather aggressive type, really neurotic, and at one point freaked out and escaped the school via jumping down the shelves in this three-story library. wild. anyway, there was also the 'Headhunters', who were pretty well known as bullies at one point but had mostly left that reputation behind now. every gang had a meeting place - the Headhunters were in a storage closet (where i sent one of our younger members to play chess with one of their freshmen lol), the Rippers were in the glassblowing facility (jealous of this school), there were the Leafcutters in the greenhouse, the Eagles in the 'Tower' which was actually just the room atop the building for roof access... i don't remember much happening, but there was a lot of worldbuilding haha.

third and final dream was just. weird. i was performing in a musical, one of the leading roles alongside a guy named David i used to know. he was two years older than me, in my brother's grade from elementary through high school. our characters were in love and i guess we'd kinda fallen for one another over the course of rehearsals and whatnot, but hadn't done anything about it until this first performance. afterwards i offered to drive him home, we went to his house (which may have been some kind of group or foster home as there were so many random children there), up to his room... and i think there was like. a fade-to-black sex scene but all i can remember of it is being curled up in bed with him afterwards and going to sleep. this is Weird for two reasons - one, i am a sex-repulsed ace, so no. and two, David was gay and i was still a woman in this dream, so... no? despite this, the next morning i woke up and went outside and he was sitting by the road with a couple of siblings; i went over and snuggled up in his lap and woke up right about then.

it's not anything i would want irl, but i won't lie... it was nice to not be desperately alone for a change.

(also, previous dream pulled from discord: "had a dream last night about a restaurant (sort of a fast food place maybe) called 'Knockoff' which sold, as stated, knockoff versions of other places' foods... but only like, the international offerings that were never available in the US. so you could get all the cool Japanese McDonald's stuff and whatnot. it was gr8.")

[girderednerve]

bone-hurting juice

trying not to freak out & panic & become ridiculously miserable about it but my partner has not gotten any job offers (yet!!!) & i can't really focus on an area to apply for jobs in until we know where we're going, & it's gotten really bad here in some important ways, & my partner has been working on packing up our stuff & i am just like. panicky & useless, i really hate packing & i don't want to do it until we have some plan of where we're going or when we'll leave but it would definitely be worse to do it all in a desperate sprint.

anyway freaked out at some maintenance guys who just wanted to check our fire extinguisher yesterday & burst into tears today because i am Just Like My Father. so it's going gr8. anyway. a list

visited my old job yesterday so i could see my friend. it was nice to see her & i like having friends. tomorrow i am going to a coffee shop with a friend. hurrah. occasionally it feels plausible that i am a positive influence in other people's lives

currently wearing train shirt that i got at train museum. love trains & also it's a nice reminder of the fun trip i took to see my friend! & also be on a train! & also visit the west virginia mine wars museum! so you know lots of good things there

can't bake lately (too stupid) but have been making overnight oats & i candied some orange peel to put on top so now i have candied orange peel & also navel orange syrup

i have hatched schemes & plans at work, & while in many ways i wish i cared less about work this part is fun. current scheme is that i want to make a tabletop wind tunnel & run a paper airplane prototyping program. i think it'd be cool. fingers crossed that my manager agrees to this or i will be bullying my brother into building one with me, i am very excited about Wind Tunnel Idea

my mom retired! i'm so proud of her & so happy for her. she's hanging out with a friend in new york & texting me pictures of places we've been together <3 i told her to make a peevish comment about labor practices in the met fashion exhibit for me haha

stone fruit season my beloved. ripe apricots

have had 'take me home country roads' stuck in my head for like a week. usually this wouldn't be so good maybe but it's fun for me, i am just thinking about superman. the west virginia tourism board. the american rural imaginary, &c. plus it's catchy :)

i can kind of read again lately! read a romance novel, anyway, i love those, & i'm chipping away at 'digging our own graves'

anyway we will probably be fine even if our situation isn't what we hoped for. i love my partner & my friends. i love many things about my life. change is difficult and also i hope ron desantis gets eaten by an alligator on live tv

love & solidarity & i hope you have good things in your life too. good luck out there

[benry-coinings]

THE BENRY WELCOMES U >;3c

Requests are: OPEN!~

Yo. They call me Benr(e)y because that's my name,,

It/Xe/[REDACTED]/chats/BBBBs/benry/🫧s/🔵s/wins/techs

The Benr(e)y, The creature, The catboy, The catreature, your cringeness, The Online one, The Virtual thing, The Malware, The rat

Im the host of of an ever growing DID system because my autistic ass can't stop splitting fictives. I've got a couple special interests and gender is 1 of them, genders make me happy and i love gender. I also have BPD and i cry a lot oops. I have a girlfriend who's my FP and a bird and i love so much<3. I feel a good and im am like everything ,,.

Request Rules

What the benrey can do

Genders, Gender systems, Objectum Sexualities, Name suggestions, Pronoun suggestions, Name/Pronoun/Identity affirmation

Favorite topics 2 coin on: Software, Tech, Webcore, Oldweb, Gaming, obscure communities no1 rlly cares abt except me, alterhumanity, Weirdcore, Gore, Deretypes, cozycore, joke/meme/funnygenders

Terms related to neurodivergencies we have, those being: Autism, BPD, DID, General Anxiety, Social Anxiety, Depression, Agoraphobia

What the benrey cant do

identities involving groups the creature isn't part of (ex. the host is white and there4 wont be coining any POC specific identities)

Non Objectum Sexualities

Terms rel8d 2 fandoms im not in/dont know anything about

BYF

Even if you are on my DNI or uncomfortable/don't agree with my BYF, my terms are not restricted 2 any1. I can't stop you from rel8ing 2 or using my terms. I also can't stop you from interacting with my posts but i can block you if i catch you so be warned.

I have pretty bad social anxiety which bleeds in2 online posting, so i might not respond right away and i might just. randomly leave 4 a bit sometimes lol

I have a bit of a typing quirk (replacing words that sound like numbers with the actual number. (ex. Before=b4, great=gr8, too/to=2)) though i won't be providing translation bc i feel it's fairly easy 2 read

Please use tone indic8rs w/ me!!

I support all good faith identities and "contradictory labels"

I reclaim the term "yandere" and i use it 2 describe myself a lot! I also use gender systems like -stalker, -freak, and -cannibal, so if that makes you uncomfortable id suggest you stay away(but i can't stop you)!

Tags

#🫀I like everything ||Benrys term hoard hehehe

#🫧 that's the black mesa. Sweet voice ||my coinings!! request answers

#❔whuh ||anon asks

#🦷BBBBBB ||benry rambles, probably non gender stuff

If any of my alters chose to post, their name and sign off will be a tag as well (ex. #🔪Postal Dude, #🥀Vincentius, #🌈Travis, etc.)

[pesterloglog]

Vriska Serket, Equius Zahhak

Act 5, page 2222

arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT]

AG: Equiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuus.

CT: D --> What

AG: Hey! I'm a8out to meddle with so many losers right now.

CT: D --> How many

AG: So many! All the losers. All of them.

CT: D --> Good

CT: D --> Use your cunning and venom to make them envy our nobility

AG: Oh man, was that sarcasm? That sounded like sarcasm!

CT: D --> No

CT: D --> Humorous insincerity is for pedantic wigglers

AG: Pshhhhhhhh, I know! I know you never make jokes. I was the one 8eing sarcastic, you stooge!

AG: I was 8eing sarcastic a8out you 8eing sarcastic. Duh.

CT: D --> That's because you're a little worse than me

AG: The fuck I am! Anyway. Hey!

AG: Did you finish Aradia's present yet? I'm a8out to fuss with her and I want to know if I can keep my promise or if you're gonna make a liar out of me.

CT: D --> It's finished

CT: D --> I'll deliver it shortly

AG: Great! Thanks, 8uddy. I'll 8e w8ting here for you.

CT: D --> I'm happy to help

CT: D --> But I don't understand why you're intent on gratifying that worthless peasant

AG: 8ecause I promised I would and it's none of your damn 8usiness! Man.

AG: Quit your prying! Always fidgeting and poking and prying.

CT: D --> Fine

CT: D --> Then let's proceed with the plan in a curt and professional manner

AG: Agreeeeeeeed.

AG: So just to review!

AG: We will let Aradia perpetr8 her cute little ploy on Sollux and usurp his power.

CT: D --> Yes

AG: Isn't it funny when these chumps try to get all tactical and underhanded? It's really adora8le!

CT: D --> I guess it is pretty quaint

AG: Anyway. She makes her little powergra8, and that's when we 8oth step in and usurp her as co-leaders.

AG: Right????????

CT: D --> That's the plan

AG: Ok, good. Then the 8est team will 8e led 8y the two highest 8loods, the way it should 8e!

AG: Or at least, the highest 8loods who aren't shitty clown worshippers or under water freaks. Sound good?

CT: D --> Yes, we're in absolute agreement

AG: Yes.

CT: D --> Yes

AG: Yes.

CT: D --> Yes

AG: Yeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!

CT: D --> Stop

AG: Gr8! What a gr8 team we are.

AG: Heeeeeeeey........

AG: You wouldn't 8e planning anything sneaky, would you????????

CT: D --> No, don't be absurd

CT: D --> Are you

AG: What! How could you suggest such a thing! Man, so insulting.

CT: D --> Ok

AG: Perfect. We have the perfect plan, and no one is plotting any sort of dou8lecrossings or 8acksta88ery or anything like that.

CT: D --> There are no %%ings up my sleeve

CT: D --> Also, I don't have sleeves

CT: D --> I am as transparent as can be, and my word is my bond

AG: I know! Don't worry, dude. I trust you completely.

CT: D --> You know

CT: D --> I can feel you trying to read my mind

AG: 8ullshit!

AG: Pro8a8ly just another one of your many daily rage aneurysms.

AG: Why don't you cool your jets and have a glass of gross muscle8east milk????????

CT: D --> Get out of my head, it's making me angry

CT: D --> Try to remember who built your arm for you

AG: Oh g8d!

AG: D8n't you d8re!!!!!!!!

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Rwby V9C2. This time i decided to put all my thoughts down as i watched the episode (i know most folks do this as a massive series of reblogs. No thanks lol)

You know its gonna be a gr8 episode when the very first line is a disingenuous trope aware quip. No wonder at the new world, no anxiety about how to get home. Nope! Just... bland disinterest. Did Joss Whedon join crwby?

I hate Little so goddamn much. Idk if yall read that one teaboot post where they talk about their hatred of Olaf from Frozen but I am reaching that level of irrational fury

As much as I like the uses of sweat drops and pop animation and frustration speech bubbles because they're delightful anime visual tropes... it's wayyy to late to be introducing those now. This would be like adding farting unicorns to The Walking Dead after half the cast was eaten. Again. Once more, I am asking what the fuck the tone is supposed to be here

Why is it called the Ever After? Wonderland rolls off the tongue way better and makes more sense for the name of a new world/dimension/whatever

So glad to be getting the exposition on the girl who fell through the world now instead of any organic weaving into dialogue prior. I love getting my information shoved down my throat all at once

I do actually like them discussing the tale. Different takeaways from the same story are always fun. Wish it could've lasted longer, I really want more conversations between these guys that aren't always directly about the plot

Okay, Weiss's doubts are good to hear. Sound like a lot of the stuff we've been saying, which may or may not be on purpose. Strange she doesn't mention her family at all, though, just the downfall of Atlas. Would've been really interesting to hear her thoughts on her parents and brother

Little needs to die. Now.

Weiss going back and forth between freaking out about the impracticality of their situation and taking charge when impracticality occurs is jarring. Maybe it's the smaller nonsense she can handle and not the big, abstract stuff? Guess we'll see

"I've always wanted to be long, but I'm still small." That's the funniest thing crwby has written in the last 5 seasons and it goes to the worst character. Typical rwby lol

Yang is absolutely intolerable in this auction bit. Knowing she's in a strange and illogical world, her first instinct is to be a cop? I've seen children act less petulant than her. Also, any item bought is probably more easily stolen from the buyer than the racoon, so why isn't that even on the table right now?

Did these idiot townsfolk really not know the gimmick? He's been at this long enough to be immortalized in a fairy tale, and I highly doubt there's enough space in Wonderland for him to never visit the same place twice. Unless everyone's memories get reset after a certain point, they should damn well know the coon is a con

Also that sword looks like it should be in Halo. Guess old habits die hard

Not this fucking Scooby Doo shit again. Can these characters stop interacting with the loop de loop sections before I throw my computer into the sun?

Wait that's Penny's sword? It's ugly as shit why you gotta do Penny dirty like that again

I find Ruby's expression of depression to be highly unbelievable. The excuse for so long has been that she's been hiding her emotions for the sake of everyone else, which is a fair enough point, but now there's not even a token effort. No obviously painful smiles, no jokes she breaks partway through, no overcompensating by hyping up too much. Ruby might as well be the goth girl at the top of the skyscraper from the All Star Superman comic for all the characteristically realistic depiction of depression she has

It worked well enough when she was alone and didn't have to fake for anyone - which is why everyone was so excited for Ruby to finally be free to break - but that was nipped right in the bud, and nothing has grown in its place. It's just... disappointing

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*vibrating @ a frequency high enough 2 shatter glass* agh ik this kiiiiiiinda became ‘ram’s weird gender dumping ground’ in addition 2 th weird program thought zone BUT its abt 2b June im gonna go to Pride w two of my BEST FRIENDS EVER!!!!!!!! *and* my hometown is doing its OWN smaller pride which is SO EXCITING bc ik some of the ppl running it n they r GR8 have i mentioned how much i love being gay completely n wholeheartedly i love men i love everything ABT men and i love being a freak 4 men soooooo much like omu. it’s so fucking easy 2 be horrified n heartbroken n completely mentally fucked by everything going on but also like i just love men n i love being trans n genderfucked n if i hear a bad cishet take in June i will start biting unprompted 💞💗