#this is so bad im embarrassed

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[opikiquu]

my life a movie (PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR)

[vampirehayfever]

oisin being flustered so badly by adaine that he can't make a shot after them talking is literally so fucking CUTE! also love ivy being his little shit stirring bestie im obsessed already

[artemis-pendragon]

The thing about Stede Bonnet and Ed Teach is that they're both so terminally cringefail that they work together. Compatible cringefail alignments. Insufferable silly cringefail x insane feral cringefail supremacy

[ssaseaprince]

Season 1 Will truly holds my whole heart. I know he's struggling, I know he's still got that darkness in him. But something about the way he struggles just hits my soul. Something about him just makes you fall in love. He wears the cologne he always gets for Christmas, he doesn't hesitate to rescue a stray dog. He goes out in the snow just so he can look at his house light up in the dark. He wears glasses he doesn't need and keeps people at arms length. He sleeps on a mattress on the floor so all his dogs can curl up around him. He makes his dogs food from scratch, he ties his own flies. He'll go out into the cold to look for a wounded animal. He forgets to eat, and he connects with those who are suffering, and he just wants to be good, even if it's purely for selfish reasons. He wears flannel and gives his dogs baths on the porch and may or may not play the piano. He is beautiful.

[fishbloc]

death stranding au because ds2 trailer made me shameless and forced me to draw this idea i had in my head for months. sorry this won't make sense unless you've played the game...

[asterronomical]

listen to me . hits you with a beam that makes you think about lucifer and mammon

[bigbluehorse]

milf dyke cowboys back at it again!

(I want to draw some little profiles for them with facts about them in this AU but that is taking some time because these bitches are dungeons and dragons elves originally)

[hilsons3rdchild]

Hello my fellow hatecrimes md fans i have a gift

[skunkes]

something silly and badly formatted

[90ekz]

Hiii I loved ur bakugo where like hes at the gym and stuff and was wondering if you could do something like that but his s/o goes with him 🫢🫢

this is so funny bc this was actually in my drafts alr 😁

her possession ☆ b. katsuki. | pt 1.

katsuki loves when you tag along with him to the gym.

that sweet smile you give him when he spots you, cooking lunch with you after, its all so relaxing for the both of you.

not to mention your tight lil gym shorts but he’s supposed to stay focused.

this particular day though, you seemed a bit.. tight lipped, and he didn’t know why.

“you good?”

his question floated in the air between you before you just mumbled a soft “yea”, much to katsuki’s dismay.

suspicious, but whatever.

when you moved to lower body exercises, katsuki couldn’t help but notice your noises of annoyance the whole time. he’d look over and you’d be scoffing or smacking your teeth, was he doing something wrong?

“the hell’s up with you?”

“what’s up with me? what’s up with her?”

katsuki’s attention was directed towards the front desk lady. they made eye contact briefly before she tore her eyes away like she’d been caught doing something embarrassing.

he looked back at your annoyed face before making a confused one of his own.

“seriously? you really don’t get it?”

another shrug.

“she’s been drooling all over you since we got here. no way you don’t see that shit.”

katsuki couldn’t help but let a smirk curl onto his lips. you were so easily jealous, it humored him.

“you jealous or sumn?”

you feigned confusion, making katsuki laugh. you knew he was attractive, everyone knew that, but he was yours.

and you were gonna prove it.

“im getting some wipes. come with me.” katsuki was already confused by that request, not to mention that you went to the ones farthest away from your station, but… whatever.

he grabbed some wipes while you made sure the desk girl was watching you.

“babe. ‘s something on your neck.”

before he could respond, you were tonguing the sensitive spot on his neck, causing him to groan a bit too loud for a public gym.

you almost laughed when the desk woman gasped at the display, and katsuki tried to hide his various obvious (and very ‘angry’) blush.

“got it.”

[daily-hanamura]

[thunderblazz]

Get a load of these two

[cubbihue]

dedicating all of today into furthering the Timmy Dev Hazel plot becuase. becuase ive put it off for long enough to do all the other asks and chimmy plots

i'm collecting all the asks about it to figure out proper ordering and

we're gonna b bullying peri HARD in the upcoming updates

[hexaes]

... Yeah, I think I do.

no one gets me like akechi gets me . also i have an akeshu twitter now @goroiiker

[spghtrbry]

okay you asked for this

also a redraw of That Picture but with saul instead of jesse bc they would make an awful throuple and i love it