#this is really old art lmao

[icarus-my-muse]

WANTED

If you guys see this mushroom call the cops immediately she is a highly dangerous criminal who stole a lot of my potion Ingredients.

[parisoonic]

please sir, could you spare a wee bit of sniperscout for a little boy who is very Not Normal about Those Old(ehhh) Men

Sniper is the only one who gives Scout's baseball monologues the time of day.

[bamsara]

was anyone going to tell me there are fanlore pages about me and my works or did i have to find that out by myself when i tried searching for one of my tumblr posts in a google search bar

edit: i just read through the solar lunacy one and some of the details on there are just kind of....wrong. lmao

edit: there's one for my iz fics??

[kinokoshoujoart]

Marrying Carter in Harvest Moon DS Cute! (North American version)

oh… sorry no not the archaeologist, i mean Pastor Carter from Mineral Town!

(or is it Pastor Curdy….?)

teeechnically his descendant, and it causes a game over… but this is the only time we’ve been able to marry him right?

so in the girl version of HMDS, there’s two “secret” Mineral Town bachelors that you can marry by talking to them enough times on the phone. one is Mason, the guy who runs May’s Tailoring… but the second, Pastor Carter, is a bit more obscure…

i couldn’t find them uploaded anywhere so here are his 2nd* thru 10th conversations+his proposal+proposal rejection in english! if you want to see it on youtube instead here you go

*i failed to record the first conversation when it happened, and there’s no way in hell i’m resetting my whole game again (…yet), so…just know the first one was like “oh you want to talk? what should we talk about…….. …… ….. …. i can’t think of anything. well see ya………” extremely riveting stuff

he’s so obscure that i didn’t even realize that he was a bachelor until i found out about the mechanic from this japanese wiki!! (here’s an archive link to the page on him in case the page doesn’t work) all i did was test whether it worked in english since i couldn’t find any english info at all mentioning it. i’m sure others have found him… right……..

in case the links above don’t work, a small guide to holy matrimony below the cut since i can’t find one in english

it works essentially the same as the Mason marriage (so it’s just a game over, sadly…), and the steps are pretty tedious and counterintuitive, so you’re unlikely to just stumble across it… but you too can get a priest to break his vow of celibacy for you or whatever!

you will need:

at least 2,050,000 G

20 cursed tools/accessories

if you really don’t want to dig up 20 cursed things you can substitute 100x “remove a cursed tool/accessory” for blessing a cursed tool…

but, including all the cursed tools and accessories, there’s only 16… which means you will need to go dig up 4 duplicate cursed accessories using this method! yay!!! extremely pointless since you can’t sell blessed accessories until after marriage in DS for girl (at which point you can’t trigger pastor carter’s proposal)

you unlock a conversation with cardi when you spend at least 205,000 G. which means the quickest thing to do is to order removal of a cursed item five times, then bless 2 cursed items.

**be careful when blessing accessories to only equip one at a time!!! if you equip a stack of duplicate accessories, blessing that stack destroys the duplicates!!!! :( so just take 1 out of the stack and equip it!!!**

you also can’t unlock more conversations until you’ve seen the one you unlocked, so like even if you spend a million G you’ll just unlock one conversation, and you’ll need to finish that conversation and then spend 205,000 G to unlock the next one…yeah….

on the tenth conversation he abruptly reveals that he’s fallen in love with you and asks you to marry him! it ends your game, but….! on the bright side, it ends your game!!! you’re finally free from Hell Simulator!!!!

[froggtogs]

rockin’ out!!

[cosmikirby]

evil and fucked up Liam I love you (inspired by desolation from fnf the golden one)

excuse the messiness and cheesiness but I want them to fight so bad

[starry-stormy-knight]

whatup i was my dad's dream son until he switched career paths :)

[ladsofsorrow24]

7 years... still the same thing lol (also the old art is from this post)

[vvinterfoxx]

au where graystripe and darkstripe are actually brothers

[starwhipnspin]

you know what fuck it *turns zane into a tamagotchi*

[juney-blues]

hey look at this nsfw art of my sona

[ryoko-san]

[Fem! Angel]

only the real ones remember the old version of this meme—-

Old ver.

[galacticsabc]

The Temporal Pokemon Dialga, and Spacial Pokemon Palkia!

[cillyscribbles]

pls draw Old Deuteronomy Saying "You're as beautiful as the day i lost you" to Grizabella when theyre reuniting nuff said

what a beautiful request.... got me right in the meow meow 😭 unfortunately i have straight up zero lettering ideas for this one ... feel free to add some if you'd like! the idea is still there i hope :)) thanks for the request!!

[lucilleblogs]

Finals week is here and artblock as well as burnout is approaching 🔥 so have this pose and color practice from like a month ago lmao

[mdverse]

that heatstroke twt art trend that i wasn't even gonna do but. i blinked and my hand must've slipped oops