#fuck soup

[icarus-my-muse]

Someone walked up to me one day and went WIZARDPOST RIGHT NOW! And then I cast knee to the dick on him.

[icarus-my-muse]

if those goobers make soup there will be hellfire raining upon them

mmm soob

[pidgydraws]

💙 comfort 💙

i haven't had time to finish anything lately~ but i can't stop making new sketches lol

[thebibliosphere]

Gods forbid you tell anyone about a pretty good deal on spices from an ethical company, lest you get called a “capitalist” lmao.

[magicalcreeks]

I literally woke up for an hour thinking of Kon watching Tim eat cup of noodles for a few days straight… he doesn’t say anything at first… he’s silently observes. Eventually he goes to Ma and asks her to teach him how to make her bangin’ chicken noodle soup recipe. After some trial and error Kon finally makes the perfect soup.

The next time he sees Tim he doesn’t say anything. He just takes Tim’s noodles out of his hands, chucks it across the room and puts down a thermos prob covered in knockoff Superman stickers.

Tim and his discarded cup of noodles are like ???? and Kon goes :))) and floats away.

[icarus-my-muse]

someone just asked me (irl) if id still love them if they were soup. No, no i would not. i would never again love you if you turned into soup.

[waitineedaname]

miso soup should count as a real world healing item

[icarus-my-muse]

i would rather have a bomb in my mailbox

Sending all my beautiful followers broccoli cheese soup in the mail

[blondeaxolotl]

Doodling the tweels and also messing with their designs more like usual, decided to start adding more yellow to them cause I like it </3

fish bullying his brother someone stop him

[hotvintagepoll]

Hello! Do you have a favorite winter recipe? I'm looking to expand my repertoire, because I've only lived in a climate that snows for a couple years, and I don't have enough cozy, bone warming foods!

PS - I keep having to feed my cat pumpkin puree because he has some tummy troubles but he will only eat it if I gently hand feed him with a spoon. Just thought you might enjoy that.

YES HERE IS JOYOUS SOUP

(i have never actually called it joyous soup but it's what i feel everytime i make it and i feel like everyone should make it)

This soup does not have a proper recipe because uhh, my mom is bad with recipes but ALSO this soup truly adapts to whatever you have in your fridge, as long as you have 1) some kind of oil or butter to sautee things with and 2) potatoes. this is the sam gamgee make-it-on-the-side-of-a-mountain-winter soup.

Step 1. Take your potatoes—6 is the ideal but 4 works—and chop them up rough. "What kind of potatoes?" Whatever they have on the side of the mountain, Sam. You now have a bunch of 1" potato chunks or discs (I like discs). I assumed you washed them first but if you forgot you can wash them now.

Step 2. Get your oil or butter sizzling. I use about two tablespoons of butter to start and add more as I go if the potatoes don't look fully covered. I am probably cooking the butter on medium.

Step 3. You're putting the potatoes in the butter. You're pretending to fry them. Watch them get all buttery and golden and a little brown and crispy. You're thinking, man, I could eat these as they are right now. You could do that. Don't. Add garlic and onions if you have them. Add lots.

Step 4. Just as you're like oh MAN these potatoes and garlic and onions look really good fried just like this, you're going to swamp them in water. You're going to stare at what you've done and thought you made a mistake. You have not. The water should just be covering the potatoes and now you've turned the water up to high, staring at your weird sad soup pot, that smells deliciously of butter garlic onions and potatoes.

Step 5. In another saucepan, you are melting more butter (or oil, or what have you) and figuring out what else you have in your cupboard. Carrots? Those can go in. Parsnips could too. Spinach works nicely. Any onions or garlic you forgot can be added again now. Mushrooms are fucking fabulous. Leeks? Sublime. The only veg you should be avoiding are the ones that are secretly fruits (no watery tomatoes or squishy cucumbers) or the ones that you think are insipid (celery).

Step 6. You're chopping all of that up as much as you like and browning it up in the butter. You're also adding whatever spices strike your fancy. I love salt, so that's always going in, but I usually add black pepper and cayenne, and then I get fruity with it and start adding in paprikas and cumins and turmerics or corianders and thymes and basils and parsleys. It all depends on what smells right to you combined with the steams you're making, and how much spice you want kicking you later.

Step 7. How are your boiled potatoes looking? Are they soft yet? Good. Can you stick a fork in them yet, and has the water boiled down to almost nothing? Excellent. How are all your buttery brown vegetables looking? If you want to give up the whole experiment and eat them right out of the pan, it's time to make another mistake and add all your gorgeous browned vegetables to your disastrous wet potato pot.

Step 8. You now have a lot of delicious stuff looking wet and sad in your potato pot. Pour in a bit more water (or veg broth, or stock if you have it) and stir that all up. Let it stew together a bit and combine flavors. Turn it back down to medium so you don’t scorch any of your nice wet veg things. If you're fancy like my mom, you get out an immersion blender here. If you're broke and possess your grandmother's food processor, like me, you're pouring that all into the food processor with the biggest blade you have and turning it into a smoothie. If your concoction seems oddly chunky you need to add more water.

Step 9. Wet sad potato smoothie is not much to look at but now you're adding CREAM. and CHEESE. and MORE SPICES TO YOUR TASTE. If you don't have cream MILK WORKS FINE. If you don't have cheese THAT IS OKAY. If you like your soup with chunks LEAVE OUT SOME OF YOUR VEG NEXT TIME and ADD IT IN HERE. At this point, you have a gorgeous creamy soup that's soft and luscious (that's the potatoes), includes all your favorite veg (that's everything you got out of the fridge), and can go in any number of taste directions depending on what spices you put in (I've made this with Indian spices, English herb garden spices, Mexican spices, Hungarian spices—every time it's delicious and works a different way).

Step 10. I hope you have a lot of bread because you're going to be dipping it in your soup saying :) man this is a nice soup :) and knowing you can make it whenever you have weird leftovers, as long as you have potatoes and butter. and what else does a person need in life than potatoes and butter?

enjoy your joyous soup <3 i may have forgotten several steps but as long as you follow -brown some veg -add water -add spice -blend the shit out of it, you can never really go wrong <3

[icarus-my-muse]

soup would and should go to hell

i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container

[deadlysoupy]

gonna just go out and say it: i will always advocate for "starscream's relationships should be considered from both sides of the coin, and not centre around starscream himself a hundred percent of the time". like, yes, obviously star's character is crucial in any relationship you put him in, but i feel like people forget that there is. another bot in there too. like. star isn't the only one allowed to have problems yknow?

i like doomed skystar bc they don't see eye to eye in the end. skyfire/jetfire (i like calling him skyfire but whatever) saw the horror that is decepticons in almost any timeline/continuity and decided "this isn't for me, this is wrong, this is immoral", and starscream just gets so angry he almost kills the guy. like ultimately it's about skyfire choosing a different life and standing up for what's right, and it's NOT ABOUT starscream as a whole, it's just that star is part of the problem (and maybe had starscream been a different person they would have worked out, maybe if the war didn't happen they would be happy but he isn't and it did, so we have what we have)

starbee as a whole is very "i can fix him" x "i can make him worse" relationship, BUT where it differs from skystar is they actually have time to develop and they don't go to extremes immediately (mostly bc they can't, by circumstances, kill one another physically). and the main point is that they're BOTH extremely sad and extremely messed up, BOTH OF THEMMMM. like i can't even stress this enough, as we discuss more and more of bee's "infantilisation" people keep screaming "he's not a child! he has a dick and smokes cigarettes" but fail to bring any actual depth to him (this is another conversation entirely but stay with me please), and that's where relationships he has with others can ACTUALLY HELP, because, guess what, starbee is a two-way street! yes starscream causes most of the problems just by being himself, but bumblebee just doesn't EXPRESS problems because HE KEEPS THEM TO HIMSELF ON PURPOSE. and most people just fall for it! like they see bee and go "haha therapbee he's starscream's guy to yell at and talk to" BUT LIKE. it's a defence mechanism. bee doesn't talk about himself because he can't. the crux of their relationship is that they're BOTH pretentious and they NEED to talk out THEIR problems, not JUST starscream's

got a little pissed off at the end there sorry but i don't know it's just something that started killing me recently. it's not just about starscream. he's VERY easy to give problems, yes, but let's think about WHY for a second. as i write my second starbee slow burn i just think like wow its as if bumblebee is a set piece for starscream's growth and not a cog that sets in motion both of their development. wow

[cozylittleartblog]

8th annual nick valentine post! fallout 4 npcs Love sitting. they'll see a chair and ask "is anyone gonna sit here" and not wait for an answer. its like nick is on a personal quest to sit in every chair in the commonwealth. if he sees a chair its on sight

its because his joints are bad, obviously. he's like 140

[icarus-my-muse]

I unfortunately don’t want to get my cloak wet but thank you for the offer

opinions on soup (asking for a friend) and second question do you know where someone could find a large quantity of soup in one place (still asking for a friend)

I dunno tumblr user soup-slayer…….. you seem stressed though. why don’t you get into this nice hot bath I drew for you. don’t mind the chopped celery, carrots, onions and chicken carcass

[icarus-my-muse]

would you still slay soup on your death bed?

i will continue to slay soup until i draw my last breath

[squid-ice]

i played disco elysium (definitely not vibrating with thoughts and emotions)

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