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inniave · 7 months ago

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going to a new dealer like "i'm not being weird cause i'm a cop i'm just autistic and severely mentally ill" lmao

#one time my usual guy was out of town and so i went to one of his friends & i gave the lil disclosure yk and he was like #“yeah ik x said u weird don't worry about it”#like hello ��😭😭#i used to keep my mouth shut about it but then once i ended up in uhhhhhh Sticky situation so i figure #this is probably best #even if it's awkward lmao

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liquidstar · 1 year ago

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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symphonyofsilence · 2 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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platoapproved · 5 months ago

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louis + cruelty

#iwtvedit #iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #grace du pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #claudia #armand #daniel molloy #I WANT TO BE CLEAR THAT THIS GIFSET IS COMING FROM A PLACE OF DEEP LOVE. i love that louis has a little vicious streak.#that sometimes he goes for the lowest possible blow. it's an excellent character detail.#especially since he usually works so hard not to do harm and to be the best person he can. it makes him so much more realistic.#when he's backed into a corner he goes for the throat and i think that's an incredible facet to him.#i support his wrongs etc etc.#if i see people using this as a jumping off point to hate on louis i will probably just start blocking people tbh.#this is not an invitation to reduce him as a character to JUST this #i simply like it when he lets loose.

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sillystringpony · 3 months ago

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the one where cheerilee knows

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hinamie · 14 days ago

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inflict

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #yuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #fushiguro megumi #itafushikugi #inside me are two wolves one is dead on the floor bc this took ages and the other one is screaming from the rooftops bc i am so PLEASED #im so . im so happy w this im in love w flat markers and chisel brushes im sorry fr ever being frustrated with the harsh angles #opacity down square chisel....layers upon layers of polygons...#i love u so much the effect is a treat to play with #hard shapes thin lines my beloved i think ive struck a good balance between sharp n smooth vs textured render #idec that these kids took probably 12 hours each #worth every minute worth every second #nobara's hair here alone is some of my best work idec #god i love. making things tht make me happy i know how to draw i love when i make smth tht makes me say wow im good @ my hobby

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if-i-look-straight-look-again · 21 days ago

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Daniel Molloy, 70 year old baby vampire: you know what would piss off both Louis and Armand and be very funny simultaneously?

Lestat de Lioncourt, queen of drama and biggest bitch in any room he walks into: what?

Daniel: if you and I fucked.

Lestat:

Lestat: tell me more.

#probably not where they’re going with the interview but it would be soo funny #lmao Armand would be fuming that his fledgling hooked up with Lestat before he did #and Louis would hate that Lestat hooked up with his best friend/situationship before he did #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #devil's minion

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spoopdeedoop · 7 months ago

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WYD WHEN MY GANG PULL UP !!!

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kipkiphoorayy · 10 months ago

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‼️ hazbin s1 finale spoilers ‼️

some text posts for the finale, what a ride!

#i’ll probably make more general ones later #couldn’t fit all of them on here haha #hazbin hotel #text posts #hazbin hotel text post #alastor #charlie morningstar #vaggie #husk #angel dust #lucifer morningstar #sir pentious #cherry bomb #niffty #vox #huskerdust #hazbin hotel spoilers #best of kip (apparently)

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superectojazzmage · 4 months ago

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Deadpool and Wolverine is the single best portrayal of Wolverine in live action so far because it's the only one that really understands how best to depict him; a grouchy trainwreck of an extremely divorced dad who loves his dysfunctional shitshow of a family but also can't fucking stand them and is THIS close to driving the station wagon off a cliff during the drive to Sunday church with everyone inside in a fit of alcohol-fueled manic depression.

#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #deadpool 3 #wolverine #wade wilson #james howlett #logan howlett #x men #x men 97 #x men comics #marvel #marvel comics #marvel universe #comic books #film #comics #xmen #uncanny xmen #unironically guys it's a great movie and probably one of the best written portrayals of logan ever

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lopsaii · 10 days ago

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#ive been missing farcille #i miss them a lot #mmmfmfmf farcille #they think they're about to get the best kiss ever #and honestly they probably will #theyre too infatuated with eachother to think otherwise #farcille #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #marcille donato #YURI #lopsaii art

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gabichanwrites · 3 months ago

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Just realized that if only Poseidon went straight to Ithaca and asked for Odysseus, Penelope could do the biggest gamble of them all and get one of the suitors in SUCH DEEP SHIT.

Poseidon: "Odysseus of Ithaca! Tell me this instant where is this mortal who dared to hurt my son and try to lie about his name!

Penelope: ...

Suitors: ....

Penelope: *stops weaving*

Penelope: *pointing right at Antonius* There he is! This one is Odysseus, my husband and king of Ithaca! Please don't sink us, almighty god of the sea!

Antonius: What? I'm not Odysseus, I--

Penelope: Of course he would say that! He's a liar!

Poseidon: *has no reason to not believe her, wipes him out effortlessly*

Then Odysseus comes back like "It's me, Penelope! Your husband!"

Penelope: "No, you're not. From now on your name is Agamemnon the Greater and the new lover I marry to make king."

Odysseus: *grumbling* why after Agamemnon though...

AND HOW WOULD POSEIDON EVER KNOW?!

#epic the musical #odysseus #penelope #Poseidon #antonius #this plan probably has a few holes and could be overturned #but the image of Penelope making the best she can out of the situation #slay queen #Odysseus would probablo go along with it #he is his wife's biggest fan after all #just me being silly #that's what happens when i haven't slept enough and I have two hours where i need to kill some time

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whosherefor-thechaos · 8 months ago

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