#this is only the first half

[thedivinelights]

co-writers: @vincentholdsapen, @vixx-ari

Ebenezer Scrooge captured the Phantasim of Sloth two years ago, and the title of Chainbreaker has only brought the weight of more burdens to be rested upon him.

Now more experienced and knowledgeable in the ways of the afterlife. Scrooge must learn to navigate his own heart and the hearts of others to bring forth the equality that has been sorely lacking... all while dealing with his own search for answers he yearned for so, so long ago.

But will he like what he sees? None can say...

[SNIPPET UNDER THE CUT]

"Well… that was certainly a sight."

"Goodness, I don't think I've ever seen his face turn so red!"

You would think that the spiritual embodiments of Christmas would have some sense of decorum. Perhaps entertaining in the mannerisms befitting their stature in the upper echelons of society. They were mentors, after all. Guides, teachers, redeemers. Blessed with the ability to traverse through time and space, to witness cultures and empires rise and fall throughout centuries, encompassing all of humanity's capacity for kindness.

And yet here Past and Present were… having just been kicked out of the counting house by a red-faced Scrooge who had just about had it up to here with their childish bickering and immature meddling. It appeared he could only take so many accidents regarding ink and wine and flames before he reached his limit.

"I should have known better than to expect an ounce of professionalism out of you two!" If looks could kill, Scrooge would most definitely be considered a murderer at this point as he gripped the door of the counting house with such force that he could break the hinges off of it. A portion of his suit had been set aflame, and his hair was dishevelled and covered in ink, staining the silver and teal strands into a murky black. "Listen here, and listen well: I expect the both of you to go out and get… whatever it is you have to get out of your systems! I don't care if it involves chasing a greasy hog, roller skating, or any other ridiculous activity you come up with, but you are not to step foot into this office until you have regained some manner of rectitude!"

Past couldn't help but whine, their form shifting into that of a young boy as they stamped their foot. "But what about Future?!"

"Future at the very least knows how to conduct themselves in a manner befitting their stature as an Entis." His voice was stern, glaring daggers at Past and forcing them to shift back into their original form. "Now... off with you! Go! And I don't want to see you back here until you behave like the Christmas Ghosts you are meant to be!"

The door slammed shut. The Enti stood there frozen in a spot for a second. Then, the door opened again, revealing a still very much red faced Scrooge accompanied by his most loyal companion, Prudence, who stumbled out the door, eager and slightly confused. 

“Take Prudence with you while you're at it, she needs a breather. Do not get her into any of your preposterously dangerous shenanigans. I mean it!”

tagged: @pinkytoothlesso1 @rom-e-o @m0nsterwife @quill-pen @crimson-phantom-designs

[evadingreallife]

(By trope-specific i mean for example all the slash fics hosting websites, or the nsfw-only ones, etc)

[frobby]

Oh ha thats some funny fanar- ITAGAKI PARU????

[socvincjpeg]

Some concepts for a comic I’m planning from an AU of mine called metal to flesh!

[remxedmoon]

save me bonnie isat… bonnie isat… save me…

woah what!!! isat fanart with color??? preposterous. greyscaled versions under the cut!! (and also the last doodle without the crusty old drawing next to it!! incase you want to use it for anything)

anyways. uh. scampers away like a little rat

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 113

“I seem to have been taken hostage.” Batman’s words almost had Superman panic if not for the wry tone, a tone which the others didn’t know if their freaking out was to go by. Clark sighed through the comms, tired after battle and honestly wanting to go to bed now.

“I’ll be right over, what child has latched onto you now?” He asked while switching to a more private channel. 

“I can already hear you making fun of me…” Wha- Oh. Clark bit his lip to keep himself from laughing as he took to the air. “They appear to be a pair of twins with…” 

“You gotta’ say it Bruce, you gotta’,” Clark couldn’t stop the chuckle when he saw his friend on the top of a building, cape curled around his form in a way usually reserved for the robins. 

“... with dark hair… and blue eyes…” That was it. Clark absolutely lost it in laughter. 

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]

[heybaetae]

maknae line + gestures of love 🫰🏼💋🫶🏼🌹🤟🏼 happy birthday @jkvjimin! ♡

[spaltedrat]

mornings

[bbb-bbbbbbb]

im lost im lost

im lost im lost

without you

[reunitedinterlude]

homeowning homosexuals (x)

[markantonys]

[maverices]

Do you think Mav thought of Ice when he and Bradley marched through the snow-covered forest after being shot down? Do you think he thought of Ice as he felt the cold seep into his bones and the snow kiss his hair and the wind flush his face? Do you think he found the F-14, fully fueled and in near perfect condition, and thought of all the times Ice had gotten him out of a tight spot and back into the air? Do you think he flew the F-14 out to the open sea, hoping against hope there would be a familiar voice over comms, a second shadow on the glistening, deadly waves beneath him? Do you think he stood on deck of the aircraft carrier amidst a chaos of triumph and relief, and couldn't help but look for one particular face in the crowd?

[artemispanthar]

Crimes against short people

[tobeseenthrough]

“We’re quite codependent.”

[halflifebutawesome]

i knew this was gonna happen.