#this is one of the fucking funniest lines

[everyryuujisuguro]

[laurrelise]

picture this: it’s your second week at the commission. your boss is a fucking fish. your coworkers are way too friendly. your higher-ups’ biggest concern is a random ex-employee who you’ve never met, her next being her fashion game. and her daughter is just running around wreaking absolute havoc.

and then one day the meanest 13-year old you’ve ever seen in your life walks in, finishes his case in 10 minutes, and immediately after gets recognized as the best worker in the room full of adults.

im quitting on the spot wbu

[keferon]

May I ask what were the best transformers media you ever saw/read?

Well Transformers Prime, Transformers 1986 and IDW comics are having the first place that’s for sure

And then the second place is kind of shared by Fall of Cybertron, Exodus, Prime wars trilogy, Robots in disguise(2001) and Transformers One.

The third place goes to G1, Animated, Earthspark, Armada, War for Cybertron Netflix series, Aligned Robots in disguise, Bumblebee, Rise of the Beasts and Cyberverse because I only liked some little parts of them.

And then I also saw some of the Bay movies, Victory and Headmasters and didn’t like them at all.

Separate first place for J-Decker. It is not exactly Transformers but it is a show about giant robots and I loved it

[essektheylyss]

while we're airing grievances for fun and profit, it remains fucking wild to me that "read theory challenge" was used as a bizarre gotcha for so much of the campaign by people who almost certainly could not have won that challenge if they'd been called on it.

like yeah, you're suuuuch a superior intellectual decolonialist scholar. tell me more about how your only reading suggestions are a vague "foucault", the communist manifesto, and ursula le guin's wikiquote page.

[boy-oneder]

"LoOk WhAt YoUr BrOtHeR diD tO tHe DoOr!!"

[averycutesalamander]

so after boots, what other hsr characters do you like?

hm. well. hmmmm. ahhh.. uhhhhhhhhhhh

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

You know what i get it…i too hate the establishment and blame most stuff on the monarch

[foldingfittedsheets]

I know "ask ffs" stands for "ask Folding Fitted Sheets" but I keep reading it as "ask for fuck's sake"

It's not a bad thing though, I just read it as if you were going "well ask for fuck's sake! I don't bite, come on, don't be shy and ask me stuff" 😂

I’ve gotten a couple asks along this vein recently and I’m gonna post this one as a heads up- in my FAQ this is the top ask I get, and both readings of FFS are valid.

But also I do bite, so like. Watch out.

[sp-growingpains]

"Hey dude! Wanna leave your Pokémon with me for a little while? I'll take good care of 'em! Just come back to check on 'em soon!"

The Pokémon AU has taken over my thoughts! I have very many ideas in my head and no time for doodling, so I'm just gonna info dump about Jean! (The others will get their own post!)

🧡 So she's the one who runs the daycare in my little AU

🧡 She tried to be a Pokémon trainer along with the Main 4, but she really didn't like listening to her Pokémon get hurt

🧡 Her Litten is named Captain, and it got poisoned one time by a Weedle, and Jean rolled up on it

You ever punch a bug and also get poisoned?

🧡 She got a few gyms in before she decided battling just wasn't for her. So she turned that big old house with all that land her parents gave her in their will into a daycare!

🧡 She's a little clumsy with it at first so she hires some people to help her! Heidi and David work with her!

🧡 Along the way, she ends up adopting a Grookey someone left behind. It lashed out at her a lot, often leaving a lot of marks from its stick! Eventually, they came to terms, and now he's a big ol' Rillaboom named Vinny! He and Captain are best friends and they have matching patch jackets

🧡 Oh! Captain does eventually evolve into Incineroar! Because I started an Ultra Sun playthrough and her starter was a shiny, I'm carrying that over. That's why Jean dresses in a lot of reds and whites

🧡 He is just as goofy as her. Say something that neither of them understands, and they'll both give you the same confused head tilt. Like - ❓️❓️❓️

🧡 I kept that she still grows up close to Stan so of course, those assholes have to have at least one similar Pokémon! They have Toxtricitys - Jean just has the Amped form while he has the Low Key form. (Their friendship makes me so happy. Sue me.) Her name is Viv!

🧡 Jean also raises a Houndour puppy into Houndoom! It's a little temperamental, and she loves her baby to death. She'll scoop it up and hug it, treating it like it's still her baby.

He secretly loves the affection, but he has a reputation to uphold. He will bite the top of her head, and it won't even faze her. She'll just sit there with a goofy smile.

🧡 His name is Brann, and he takes his job as the protector of the daycare very seriously. If there are any intruders, he's the first to deal with them. He also tends to the baby Pokémon with Jean, making sure they behave and are safe.

🧡 Captain will do something similar, but he's usually the fun one while Brann is the strict one. Captain also tends to the eggs more. He'll hold them and keep them warm. He'll fall asleep sometimes on his back and the other Pokémon will fall asleep around him for warmth.

🧡 This next one was a little hard because I couldn't decide between all the different snake Pokémon! I liked the idea of her having a Syviper, but she'd honestly have an Onix. Big rock baby. He tries to help, but he's a little clumsy. He's also very excitable, so sometimes he'll tear through the field. His name is Rolin. Rolin is the one who wakes Jean up by sticking his head in through her windows. He adores it when other Pokémon climbs on him and will trot around with them proudly!

🧡 Her last Pokémon is an Obstagoon she found digging through her trash as a Zigzagoon. When they first meet, he runs away from her a few times. She wins him over by playing music for him. The little Pokémon goes to run like it always does but stops when he hears her strum on her guitar. He ends up coming closer, and they sit together for a little while. He doesn't become her partner until he's already a Linoone! His name is also Jean. She giggles every time she tells people this.

🧡 She doesn't grow any of the berries herself. Instead, she supports the farmers around her and buys them! She keeps plenty of different types of food for the Pokémon left in her care. Luckily, Heidi is around to help. Jean (the person) and Captain are banned from the kitchen after a particular incident where she tried to cook with his fire.

🧡 David is the one who writes up the schedules and makes sure people stick to it. He's also the one who does inventory! He sends Jean out to retrieve it.

🧡 A lot of people think he's the one in charge of the daycare. Which he thinks is absolutely hilarious. Because you'll have this very mature, polite young man taking your Bonsley from you, and then there's this woman charging head first into a Taurus, playfully wrestling with it in the background.

"That's very sweet of you, but uh, no that's the owner."

- Honestly, there's so much more I could go on about, but I'm gonna stop for now! Maybe when I learn to draw Pokémon I'll doodle the shinangens, but for now, I wanna work on the others! Thanks for reading if ya did. Your meat is huge and I adore you.

[riacte]

so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it

[ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity]

So while reading this 10/10 post, I got caught up on one of the tags saying that Alfred will still dump bodies in the nearby lake when someone annoys him enough, which is funny as fuck, but it made me think about the possibility of Alfred having his own persona that none of the Bats know about. Idk what it would be called, obviously not Agent A or Penny-One, but his MO is basically “this guy sucks, so I shot him and now he’s disappeared. You’re welcome”

Anyway, he does his absolute best to stay under the radar, but he has at least a few contacts in the city, so when Jason comes back, they cross paths. Idk where I’m going with this, but the two of them in their “fuck you, die” personae working together on something without realizing who the other one is? Impeccable. If they’re both like “haha, you remind me of someone I used to know”? Even better. Maybe it’s revealed at the end of whatever more serious case they end up working together on, or maybe after Red Hood is revealed to be Jason Alfred accidentally slips and references something only the two of them know, but whatever the case it definitely causes that Spider-Man pointing meme to occur.

[ospreyenjoyer]

Why does everyone think the dog in the new tf2 comic release is Medics? I am distressed. It’s pyros guys!

[discjude]

Happy tenth birthday to book 2, and specifically, this Aric line:

because. No he didn't

[ectonurites]

SUPER DARK TIMES (2017) DIR. KEVIN PHILLIPS

also, honorable mention to the original script for this scene:

[pickaropoprocks]

Day 47!! Chiikawa!!

[easypeasylindyvesey]

JIM GOT 7:55

BEDSY AM I A JOKE???? IS HE A JOKE TO YOU?????