#this is officially a simp acc

[angstylittleb1tch]

Hmm? What were ya'll saying? Sorry I couldn't hear anything over all this H O T N E S S.

He is premium boyfriend material and I won't hear none of ya'll out. I stake absolute claim over this man.

And yes, I am indeed blatently ignoring any and every red flag if this man walks up to me and grabs me by the waist.

Credits: Dreaming freedom by 2L

[chaostudee]

my woman part two, lando norris

summary : y/n spends the summer break with her two favourite people but summer always has to come to an end. warnings : none a/n : tysm for all the love on part one, here is the highly requested part two xx

y/nusername summer with my love

liked by landonorris, alexsaintmleux, georgerussell and 4,118,910 others.

user119 omg the bump im sobbing 😭

f1fan my fav family

alexsaintmleux literally glowing

y/nusername 💋

landonorris i don't want this summer to end

carmenmundt can't wait to see you <3

y/nusername literally can't wait to see you again eeek

y/nmyfave i can't believe that they are acc going to be parents soon, literally felt like yesterday when they announced their engagement 🫠

y/nusername

》 landonorris god you are so beautiful

》 y/nusername such a simp 🤭 》 landonorris only for you

》 user11 dress from where???

》 f1fan i think its zara but i'm not sure

》 carmenmundt is that my cardigan i see 👀

》 y/nusername my fashion icon

landonorris the summer break of dreams.

liked by y/nusername, oscarpiastri, charlesleclerc and 5,910,901 others.

y/nusername yes he did ask me to play mermaids with him

landonorris yk u wanted to ;)

f1fan normally summer break is hell but my parents being active makes up for it

user9201 he's so cutsie like look at that smile

y/nlover y/n one chance plssss

charlesleclerc inside he's still a child

oscarpiastri i can confirm this ☝️

carmenmundt reunited with bestie @y/nusername

liked by georgerussell, landonorris and y/nusername and 230,001 others.

y/nusername my fav person

landonorris um excuse me tffff

georgerussell ❤️

f1fan underrated duo imo !

user102 imagine being friends with them 😩

landonorris back to the track 🏎

》 user929 stop no more y/n and lando content kill me now

》 f1fan he looks miserable

y/nusername

landonorris good result, good food, good weekend.

liked by maxverstappen, charlesleclerc and oscarpiastri and 6,334,906 others.

f1lover his smileeee im blushing

user929 the curls are curling

oscarpiastri he did in fact try to fit all those waffles in his mouth all at once

charlesleclerc 💀

f1wagupdates bros majestic

carmenmundt

liked by landonorris, georgerussell, oscarpiastri and 590,820 others.

landonorris george's face is such a jumpscare

charlesleclerc fr

f1_619 queen of the paddock

user929 stop i miss y/n so bad

f1lover BEST WAG AND BEST COUPLE ARGUE WITH THE WALL

georgerussell i love you

landonorris had to dnf on the last lap, but oscar on the podium so great job team 💪 hopefully next week is better.

liked by mclaren, oscarpiastri and charlesleclerc and 4,220,790 others.

f1fan it's okay pookie we still love you

oscarpiastri sorry mate but if u want we can co own my trophy

landonorris um yesss

f1lover mclaren screwed him over again

user528 girl what-

y/nusername baby girl is here (evelyn norris) and we couldn't be happier. we both love you so much already and can't wait for the rest of our lives with you.

liked by landonorris, georgerussell, carmenmundt and 8,910,517 others.

landonorris our baby girl 🫶

carmenmundt my bsf is officially a mommy

georgerussell congrats you guys !!

user7282 yes i sobbed when i saw this post and what about it?

oscarpiastri real

lewishamilton big congratulations to you both ❤️

f1wagupdates sobbing

fernandoalonso wow i feel old

f1lover im calling it first she will be the star of the paddock

taglist ⭑.ᐟ

@lottalove4evelyn

@sweetestgirlintown111

@hadidsworld

@mxryxmfooty

[chateaaa]

☆ Hype Boy - Blue lock various

synopsis: Blue lock characters with a s/o who is a kpop idol

pairing: Bachira Meguru, Rin Itoshi, Reo Mikage x fem! reader

warnings: fluff!! swearing(?)

Bachira Meguru

- OH. MY. FUCKING. GOSH.

- HE WOULD LITERALLY BE SIMPING SOOO MUCH

- He be like 'how did i bag this girl 😍'

- He would always support your concerts and fan events, and you would support him in his soccer events

- He would grin and be sooo happy when he sees you watching his game, he would also dedicate his passes and goals to you, when bachira scores a goal he IMMEDIETLY looks for you in the crowd, grinning like a love sick idiot

- If bachira's fame rises up, there might be some rumours about you both and he cleared those rumours up by posting on his ig acc pictures of you on his pov and captioning how lucky he is to have THE L/N Y/N AS HIS GIRLFRIEND!

- He would have self doubts when he sees comments about you being shipped with other idols but he forgot about them when you gave him headpats :3

Rin Itoshi

- NOW THIS GUY

- He would literally be a lowkey fan, BUT WOULD BE THE TYPE TO BE PART OF THE TOP 0.05 LISTENERS ON SPOTIFY, this man is streaming on all of his devices when a new album gets released

- would also attend your concerts BUT THE TWIST?? yeah, he attends your concert BUT HE STAYS AT THE BACKSTAGE

- your manager and groupmates absolutely adore rin!! he would literally get vip tickets and not use them because he wants to stay backstage where he watches you shine like a star the guards already know who he is so he just goes inside lol

- Rin would be the type who's very friendly with your groupmates!! he's kinda like the second manager of your group (lol)

- Rin as a boyfriend would be the type to have your official photocard which he prayed to the gods to pull on the back of his phone

- Rin would get super defensive when his teammates ask why does rin have a kpop girl on the back of his phone?? bachira thinks rin doesn't listen to music

- Rin would blush soooo red when he sees you, watching his games AS THE L/N Y/N, without any disguise or whatsoever, he would literally get mad at his teammates when bringing up how HE BAGGED YOU

Reo Mikage

- He would literally be your fashion designer !!

- would buy at least 20 albums when merch gets released AND WOULD GET SO MAD WHEN HE DID NOT PULL YOUR PHOTOCARD

- Reo would be the type to flex you to his teammates kinda like "yeah, the Y/N is MY girlfriend"

- Nagi would get soo tired to Reo's rambles about how lucky he is to be yours

- Reo would SPOIL YOU

- designer bag? you name it. Oh a new lippie product? what brand, he got you.

- Would suprise you with flower knows!! (i really want their makeup BAHAHA I HAD TO INCLUDE THIS)

- HE'S DOWNBAD FOR YOU. NO JOKE

- he would get so mad when he sees you getting shipped with idols, he would be very jealous, He would be so proud to be yours, but just like bachira he would be very insecure but he would be good to go when you give him some kisses <3

a/n: inspired by newjeans! stan minji guys! this is kinda a extension of my series called super shy, go check that out at this link

I hope you all like this! i might make part two, or i might upload chapter 1 here at tumblr!! credits for the divider i used!!!

[kozumesphone]

✮⋆˙ LO$ER=LO♡ER

⤷ haikyū!! boys (multiple) x fem!reader

masterlist

♡ fandom | haikyū!!

♡ includes | rintaro suna x f!reader. atsumu miya x f!reader. kotaro bokuto x f!reader. keiji akaashi x f!reader. (separate pairings/drabbles)

♡ warnings | swearing (in suna’s and akaashi’s), loser boyfriend behaviour (in bokuto’s), nicknames (‘babe’, ‘my girl’, etc. in suna’s and akaashi’s), i-love-you’s, very very very short but effective as fuck (it’s literally all 100-200 words each but I loved the endings help), not proofread as always, lmk if I made any mistakes anywhere.

♡ a/n | my favourite inarizaki and fukurōdani boys!!!!! also I kinda projected onto y/n’s personality so i’m acc sorry if it doesn’t cater to your exact personality 😭 and they’re drabbles for a reason but still: they’re so short help 💀 anyway, suna and akaashi’s were inspired by this post (more parts coming soon!)

♡ wc | 1k

(りんたろう 。。。RINTARŌ SUNA !

“delete that!” I shrieked, launching myself at my boyfriend’s body.

he held his phone out of reach and said, “but babe, I like the picture—”

“rin! that picture is so bad—at least let me get pretty, and then we can go out. then you take some pictures and look at them forever, or whatever.” I grumbled, folding my hands over my chest and flopping down onto the couch.

“but you always look pretty,” he looked down at me, before tumbling onto my lap.

“shut up.”

“but you do! even when you think you don’t look pretty, you do! especially when you’re napping or doing stupid shit without me or bullying ‘tsumu into buying you ramen at 2 in the night, and it makes me fall flat on my face, everyday, knowing I get to wake up to such a beautiful person by my side,” he said, fondly, and grinned. rintarō suna grinned at me! wait. i’m his girlfriend. why am I simping over that?

words failed me, so I just resorted to turning bright red and grumbling. “yeah. whatever. shut up—”

he pecked my cheek and sat back.

unable to conceal my red cheeks and wide eyes, I stood up, smacking his head, and walked to the kitchen.

“oi! don’t ‘whatever’ me! I love you!” he yelled, and stood up, continuing to follow me as I giggled to myself.

宮 みや 侑 あつむ 。。。ATSUMU MIYA !

“y/n, I swear to god, stop diving–” osamu started.

“IT’S LITERALLY MY JOB, SHUT UP–”

“YOU GOT ENOUGH PRACTICE, YOU’LL HURT YOUR TINY SELF–”

“oi oi oiii, don’t call my girl tiny,” atsumu, my personal favourite miya twin, said, walking onto the court with three bentōs and water bottles. he pecked my check.

“huh? she started it!” osamu pointed an accusatory finger at me.

I blew a raspberry in his face, sticking my tongue out.

“oho, I see the team is here, eh? spiker, setter, and libero, mm?” kita’s voice rang out, his smug tone not going unnoticed.

I groaned. “don’t you dare let akagi-senpai hear that. I will kill myself if he hears it. I don’t need a skilled, official libero flaming behind me.”

“after akagi-san graduates, we’ll probably die trying to find a proper libero, ehh,” osamu said.

“what if we disguise n/n as a guy?” atsumu suggested. I slapped his arm, catching onto his idea.

“dude! yes!” I screamed.

“bro! I love you so much!” ‘tsumu shrieked, grinning.

“ahh, to be young, to dream, and to be in love,” kita sighed behind us.

ぼくと こうたろう 。。。KŌTARŌ BOKUTO !

“i’m not fixing him, i’m making him worse,” I smiled.

“are you talking about bokuto or your toys?” akaashi raised his brow. “you’re supposed to say, ‘I can fix him’, not ‘i’m not fixing him’.” he groaned. “god knows he needs it!”

“excuse me?!” bokuto screeched, walking into the living room with two bowls of popcorn, feigning shock.

“kashi! don’t say that to my baby,” I frowned. “you’re an absolute angel, c’mere, baby.” I made grabby motions at bokuto. he grinned at me, turned around to stick his tongue out at akaashi, and handed him a bowl of popcorn. akaashi pretended to gag, but accepted the bowl and started scarfing down the popcorn without hesitation.

“he’s just jealous he doesn’t have a y/n,” bokuto grumbled after sitting down beside me, and hiding his face in my neck.

“I see her everyday anyway, and I don’t need another, honestly. she’s chaotic as it is,” he said, halfway through finishing his bowl. I flashed him a toothy grin and stole some popcorn from bokuto’s bowl.

he handed the entire bowl over to me, and mumbled, looking anywhere but at me, “itwasforyouinthefirstplace.” I still saw his red ears and giggled.

“bro, you’ve been with her for two years,” akaashi pointed out. “you still get nervous talking to her, just like the first time, eh–”

“shhh, kashi! let me enjoy one of japan’s top aces getting flustered over popcorn–it’s cute.”

“youreluckyIloveyou!”

“what was that? i’m sorry, I didn’t quite hear you–”

after that, bokuto whined and akaashi teased him, and I could only look at them and smile, till the movie ended.

akaashi moved to his bedroom while I walked up the stairs and flopped down onto bokuto’s soft mattress, melting into it.

he was already sound asleep beside me, passing out as soon as his body had hit the bed around an hour ago. I rolled closer to him, and threw both my legs over his blanket-covered ones, lying in an odd diagonal position across the bed.

I opened tumblr on my phone to scroll through my dash before sleeping. I chuckled at the first post that showed up, reblogged it, and fell asleep.

あかあし 。。。KEIJI AKAASHI !

keiji came over around an hour ago to my dorm after his volleyball practice with the boys ended late. after he took a shower and came out half-naked, we fell onto the couch in the living room together, wrapped in a blanket together with the air conditioning at its lowest temperature.

he was lying to the inner side of the couch on his side and I layed down right in front of him, on my side too.

“I can feel you staring. it’s creepy as fuck,” I said, turning around to look at him in the dim light of the room illuminated solely by the television playing some show.

“i’m not even allowed to look at my girl now? geez,” he rolled his eyes, continuing to gaze lazily at my face. my breathing quickened at the short distance, and I was sure he could tell.

“don’t look at me with those eyes,” I whispered.

“what eyes?” he smirked, leaning in.

kozumesphone © 2024 | don’t repost my works onto other platforms, or edit and post them even on tumblr, without asking me first • don’t steal my works, steal my heart instead • reblogs and comments are more than appreciated !

[drvirgus]

Others

Dispatch. The biggest Gossip side for K-pop idols and everything about Korea‘s celebrities

The Newjeans fan acc that always talks about the news about newjeans. Always simping over the members and is always supportive

The official Newjeans X (Twitter) Acc

Yonsei University. 1/3 of the hardest Universities in South Korea. Gets used by some students so that x acc turned into a gossip, informations and rumor side

[mincyberr]

welcm to cy's hot takes, where my takes might fire back at me 😭

sorry in advance! 😭

- this hot take is about NEWT!!!! (The BEST BOY) 💛😔 I sound like a simp because I am for this man and Minho ok? BUT THE GIF >>>> man take me BITCH PLEASE!!

Anyways I'm gonna talk about him and some updates I wanna do to my account! So this is gonna be a different hot take , a half half as you will.

BEFORE WE START! The first part is the hot take and the second part is acc updates! But for the updates, tell me if you want it here or on @twiuzii

HOT TAKE:

Newt is my top two in the TMR trilogy, book wise he's good but I haven't read much of the book so I can't remember how he is. But I'm on TDC on chp 15 and he's SASSY LIKE 🤭

Movies, he's seen as the caring glue, like that one person in the friend group who holds the group but Newt HOLDS THE GLADE MAN! 🤭🤭 TAKE ME NEWT 🥰🤩 anyways he is SO FINE like step on me!!! Other then that, he's a good character and 10/10 would love to hug from he's trauma

ACC UPDATES:

so I wanna start posting my digital art on ether here or on @twiuzii , but I'm unsure so PLEASE HELP ME 🙏😭 pls I wanna share my pretty art 😔🤭 likeeee

(I use bases and draw over the base just to say before I get bashed)

Anyways thanks for reading my children, don't worry @zer0brainc3lls IM GONNA MAKE THE SHIPPING HOT TAKE

(update: @twiuzii is officially my art acc)

♡ cy/cyber (stan minho)

[luyo-mi]

there's this one acc on tumblr ik that does proxy servicr group orders for the scents

but also will day, the shipping is expensive bc it contains something similar to ethanol and if you're not living in japan... it's like a ~100$ shipping fee (200,000 yen i think)

but anyways, i looked up what Leona smells like and the translations say: Rosemary, Warm neroli(a sort of citrus-y scent that's also a bit bitter?), Musk(doesn't clarify what kind of musk), and Sandalwood (doesn't clarify what kind of Sandalwood either)

^got this from the official aniplex jp website

do with this info as you will :3

- Leona simp anon 🦁

This isn’t fair I wanna smell Leona’s musky scent

[slimesam]

The Nun and her familiar Devil ( Gun x Y/N)

 Pairing: Gun x reader

Setting: Fantasy AU

Summary: Your third year student who is now summoning your own familiar and somehow you have summon a literary hot as hell demon as your familiar. Your familiar, He is sadistic man that love to see you struggles when you're fighting monster, he loves to see you squirm as he goes near you and specially when he mentions your "meat" is his favorite part.

He wonder when will your give in to him

A/N: Hello fan of Lookism and Simp of Gun, Welcome to my fan fiction!

This is supposed to be a one shot that was made in a wimp from an ask I sent to Cat but somehow I turned it into a small series instead of one-shot.

Btw I insert some lookism fans acc in this fictions like Miss Ihester, there will be others also but its like an easter egg Lol, but I may also make other series that connected to this one.

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"Ha Gun ha what the ha.. heck is this spore mushroom ha, why does it ha.. make me like this ha.." The nun in black pants as she trembles from the heats in her wet core as she holds her claymore tightly while trying not to collapse to the ground.

 The demon with a scar between his pitch-black eyes with white irises name Gun looks at the Gigantic scarlet Mushroom that sprouts its spores like it's snowing. 

 Gun rub his nape as he stares blankly at the mushroom 'So that's what would happen when the aphrodisiacs mushroom being cultivate in the human realm, How should I fix this mess I made.'

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Let's go back to the beginning before this incident.

 Y/n is a complicated nun that curses their Goddess/God but also praises them. She is a third year student in priesthood academy her lecture is now permitted to summon their official familiar that will be their companion for the rest of their life.

 The Priesthood academy is a place for future nuns and priests to study they are also semi-mages that support every adventurer's team and they are also healers and revivers of the dead adventurers note this to revive a person they must have preserved the body part or a bone of the person also it cost 500 gold for one revive unless you have insurance guild you can say that priest and healer basically a loan shark and greedy bunch when money is involved.

 "Next Miss L/N, Please go to the middle and burn the sigil." The instructor said to the student as he didn't bother to look up from his booklet as he scribble his observations.

 Y/n happily skipped to the summoning circle as she was excited to have her familiar. Every classmate of her have an interesting familiar ranging from dire wolf to unicorn to elemental spirits, what y/n want is a Pegasus as she can basically be an air force or make a company that serves as an air carrier which can earn a lot of gold coins due to being rare occupation as it is a fast delivery and she can just ditch being a healer and cleric to some noob adventures.

 She prays to the gods and goddesses for her wish to come true as she lights the sigil. When the sigil burned all out there is nothing happened no smoke bomb, no blinding light, and no magic circle popping out nowhere to reveal the familiar like in every manga or anime we reader see.

 Y/n is getting all the stares that make her mind go on many scenarios as she is the only student that doesn't have any familiar as the sigil burnout and tension of awkwardness being directed to her made her anxious.

 Then suddenly the light flickers like in a horror movie, and many students look confused as to why there is fog slowly showing up. The instructor looks pale as he thinks this is not what a regular summoning should be like as he furiously flips the book to look for any description of what type of summon ms. L/N done.

 "Mm? Interesting a human summoned me." Deep Voice echoes the chamber as the summoning circle turns a liquid black puddle like it's some sort of portal.

  Tap

 Tap

 Tap

 Tap

 A leather shoe taps sound can be heard in the portal and a man with a horn emerged out of the portal.

 "Curious, curious a human wants to be a master of this demon? It has been ..mmm centuries since I made a deal " The man with the horn smirks as he climbs the stair of the portal fully revealing the devil, He wears a puffy V shirt that reveals his glorious abs, black pants, and a high-class leather shoes.

 'Kyaaaah!! Is he a summon!?! He so Hot!' All the females internally scream as they see that asset of the devil

 The demon notices his summoner and approaches the Newly confused master and observing her up and down.

 He smirks ‘She has a lot of potential and her body has consistency “meat” in her’

 (Even I an author of this ff dunno what he referring on the “meat”)

 The lights of the chamber brighten as it becomes stable, everyone stares at the summon of y/n its a demon not sure which type until the instructor is able to identify it, but that familiar has the alpha and a fit guy that can last for many hours aura made many nuns blushes at the demon as they all thought 'His soo 10/10, just look at his biceps and his revealing abs even his face is too cool.'

 "Are you sure this is familiar ?!? That's an Arch demon!" One of the students that is obsessed to demons biography was startled from the summon of Y/n as he recognized what type of demon did she summon

 Many student murmurs

 "Does that means y/n has a high score?"

 "Wait can a demon be a familiar??"

 "My God why does a demon have to be too hot, should I be a cult member just to summon this type of hot guy" 

 "Does that mean y/n is a cultist??"

 "SILENCES!!"

 All students shut their mouths as they heard the familiar strict voice.

 "Isn't prof. Nabe at herba-"

 Whip

 Yawouch!

 "Silences! You little cattle! Have you all little shits forgotten your last semester on Monster and familiars subject about the familiar summon!?! The summoning sigil reflects the soul of your or the reflection of your mana size!” Professor with a riding whip name Nabe shouts at the student

 “But Sir wouldn’t Y/n be a member of- Yawouch!” The student protest got whipped by the riding corp of Professor Nabe.

“No Objection! You little shits have forgotten that those time of witch hunting and demon execution era have already passed and all the being ranging from witches, Elf and dwarfs to demons are being accepted as long as they are sentient being that has moral and does not cross the line of the Creator degree with its condition of all being are equal as long as they don’t cross the line in the list.” Nabe snaps at the students who objected to y/n being a cultist.

Professor Nabe is a demihuman dire wolf that settles in the Human capital, he is one of the professors that teach beast/monster taming, History, and potions-making subjects also he is one of the best teachers who doesn't dally his presentation/report without mentioning any unrelated subject.

Silences ensured

"Well, then since Noone is protesting anymore everyone except Miss Y/n will need to write a 2-page report on Demon biography and the history of the creator degree! The deadline will be the next session on history subject which is in two days" Professor Nabe announced and this made chaos in the summoning hall

"SIR?!? (WAIT TWO DAYS only?!?)" The student now protested as they heard that they will have a report to do on his subject.

Whip!

Eek!

Nabe whipped and pointed his crop whip to the student which made all the students soften their voices as they feared to be whipped "SILENCE! Since everyone showed that they have forgotten their last semester's lessons, you youngsters need to be refreshed by doing the 2 pages of the report that now consists of 5 pages with details as you protested!" 

All the students made faces that showed their unamused ness and tired face from having another stack of assignments on their list to finish.

"Uuuuuh, Miss L/N you will need to meet the head priest of light to help you register your demon to the Taejun's foreign affair as summoning a demon is actually an  illegal crossing between dimensions." The pitiful summoner's instructor intrudes on the new master and the demon staring contest and epps as he sees familiar glares at him when he finishes talking.

Y/n merely nods as she is still too dazed about what's going on and she bows to the instructor to excuse her.

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Y/n closed the door of the summoning class and sighed as she felt all peer pressures had been lifted but now she can feel the stares of her new familiar.

His stare is intense, it's like he is assessing her if she is worthy of being his master, y/n can't take the stares anymore she wants to turn her head to have word with him and what she first sees is her familiar's chest.

Seeing his toned chest y/n tries not to drool on those muscles as she forced herself to look up at her familiar face trying not to look back down again as it can be rude.

Her familiar's pitch-black eyes and glowing white irises stare at her while she is sweating nervously at how intense it is. Y/n wants to break the silence but can't.

In all y/n honesty, her familiar body type is basically her type but she can't fall for that as she doesn't even know his personality additionally they are masters and familiars relationship now...

But there is some record that some master actually bedded their intellect summon like a dragon, orcs of another world, or even king spirit in the record of Taejun, and if she remembers there is an underclass that accidentally got into a familiar contract with a nine tail fox.

'Goo and Ihes it? I should ask them how to manage an intellectual summon. Now that I think about it the way my summons dresses it looks like the future expenses will make my wallet cry.'

Y/n’s familiar made a move as he sees his master get distracted, he touch her chin to force y/n to look at him. "Is my summoner thinking something? "

He moves closer to her face, y/n can feel their lips almost touching as her face is getting red like a boiled tomato and she can feel her cheek heating up.

"Master Y/n, you can call me Gun as everyone called me" her familiar named Gun backs out and smirks as he sees Y/n face getting flustered on his teases.

"A-anyway, G-gun follow me instructor (random name) said that we should go to the Head priest DG office to register your summon file in Teajun foreign affair so that you won't be detained by the underworld's security of foreign affairs." Y/n was flustered as she turned in the direction of the office and walked away.

Gun follows her like a good bodyguard.

Who knows what their future relationship will be in their partnership.

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A/N: Hope you guys enjoy this!

[overwatchfics]

Reqs ACTUALLY open

Hey I know its been a minute since y'all heard anything from this acc but ive just been on a thirsty baldur's gate 3 binge and writing personal smut with karlach in my google doc hoping that my girlfriend NEVER finds lmfaoooo. anyways requests are open but here are some characters I will take priority requests over.

Junkerqueen! (I AM OFFICIALLY A HARDCORE JQ SIMP NOW AND IT'S NOT OK LIKE IM SO DOWN BADDDD)

Illari (There's not enough content for her out there pls request her.

Sojourn (same as illari there's not shit out there for her)

Tracer (also more content for her)

Pharah (listen-)

Moira (I want to write her not as an asshole for funsies)

SOMBRA FRRRR

WHOLESOME REINHARDT REQUESTS PLS

I want to write more platonic stuff too so keep in mind I don't just write smut/angst!

-Mage!

[dojae-huh]

Doyoung buttering up to sm. isn’t he actually making connection with people in sm and outside of it? He’s trying too hard. Why is it wrong for ppl working hard. Why is doyoung working hard is considered as trying too hard and buttering ppl up when jaehyun who have been doing the same is said to be self-made. Why do ppl say doyoung is undeserving because he is ugly? Can’t ugly ppl be successful? Can’t they be celebrities? (just let’s say it’s true he is ugly) Why only pretty people deserve to be successful? They say jaehyun is treated unfairly in sm. no bts, no support in sm. only because that damn nctsmtown account is inconsistent with the posting (i’m suspecting their managers are the one who are in charge of it. Cus why would it be so inconsistent? They got diff managers for individual schedules). Did sm not support jaehyun in other resources? Did jaehyun pay for the expenses himself? Sm supports both, so I don’t understand why doyoung is getting the heat. Just cus he’s nerdy, trying too hard, not cool, not suave, not chill (in their eyes). Just because he doesn’t fit in the cool guy stereotypes. Just because he’s not viral materials. What’s important is he still returns the investment to sm. So what if he is not as popular as jaehyun. The thing is he still gives big impact even tho lesser jaehyun. Like is 10M ppl a small number? Is it just 10 ppl? It’s million fgs. Even if the whole 1.6b ppl followed they would still say he is undeserving. Like jaehyun would not lose his source of income even if doyoung got 100 more jobs than him. He got his own fans doyoung got his own. Just mind your own business. I don’t understand. They’re so proud of jaehyun but would keep track on doyoung just to insult him. So what if he’s nugu. Just let him be. You don’t go harass thousands of other idols who are less popular. Just treat him like a nugu. A nobody to you whom u’re supposed to ignore not tweeting like crazy everytime he does sth. Just be a non- fan not a hater u ndDrBhGhkij

Anti-fans come from different countries, so the cultural mechanisms behind their behaviour differ somewhat, there is no one answer. I've already written enough posts with possible reasons for antis.

I do see plenty of trolls though. If an acc' posts consist of 90% replies to fans and shippers, then evidently the fun for the acc's owner lies in provoking others and not in simping after and praising the chosen bias.

Jaehyun also has his haters who say he has no talents and is pushed by SM too much. You just don't see those twits due to the way twitter forms infobubbles.

The reality of Jaehyun being all over Doyoung hurts Jaehyun's obsessed stans. Let them simper in their spit.

Fans of all neos (and other SM groups) complain that the news about their biases are not reported by SM accounts. Right now NCT centre evidently doesn't have a copywriter to take care of the official socmed accounts. A staff member who is already busy with responsibilities hustles on the side. Thus emojis and reposts instead of proper twits. SMTown twitter posts news with text in two languages.

[eaeaeasaggresively]

ITS BEEN DONE MY ACC IS OFFICIALLY YOOSUNG SIMP THEMED

[obsessedwithbooksandmusic]

With both Ty and Alastair, after seeing their flower cards and Alastair’s official COT art with Thomas, I now understand why their romantic interests (acc huge simps for these two) wax poetry about their every movement and feature.

[bkdkbrainrotnotes]

[FREE USE]

bkdk socmed au :3

Imagine a social media au fic where izuku just politely fights any kacchan anti he sees on social media. [on his alt acc ofc]

I HC Izu as someone who scrolls through social media in his free time cuz; 1. He wants to be updated on any All Might news like merch and whatnot, 2. Other Hero News and then 3. So he could find more hot pics of Hero Dynamight cuz ofc.

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Cue one dynamight Anti tweet:

Anti: "D1n4might is some pussy ass hero, can't even beat the villain right but he even had the audacity to curse at him like he had something to offer lmao, all bark no bite bitch, heard he bullied hero Deku back in middle school too."

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Deku[on his alt]: "I have looked into your account and it just seems like you're full of hate towards Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight, by all means I think you need more sunshine and fresh air, and some grass is good for the soul too you know, also by any means Dynamight isn't as you claim him to be! He has already done more for the world than any of you could ever hope to achieve behind your screens, he has shown great development over the years, it just seems like you're very hung up on the past, learn to let go. ( ꈍᴗꈍ) I do hope you have a nice day though! Plus Ultra to you~😁"

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Anti: "Stfu d13nam1ght simp pathetic loser."

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Deku: "Oh I'm sorry was what I said triggering for you? I merely suggested some outside time as you seem really stressed out. 😁"

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Deku Online: 😇

Irl: 🤬🤬🤬 (on the verge of breaking his phone cuz of the speed of his tapping)

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And it would just go on with deku replying with his kind advices/rebuttals that hide a passive aggressive message lmao

It would be funny if at one point he'll forget to switch to his alt and just replies in his official hero account 💀.

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//if u can tell, I got inspired from the tweet where Kotaro Uchikoshi just roasted some bigot with extremely polite rebuttals and just thought that maybe Izuku defending kacchan in a polite way would fit lmao kfjskddn.

[cursedsunoo]

hii can i req in enhypen, whos most likely to open a fan acc for their idol crush? (hope u hv a nice day :)❤️)

🌐 ENHYPEN MTL LIKELY TO OPEN A FAN ACCOUNT FOR THEIR IDOL!CRUSH

♡ includes — enhypen

♡ warnings — n/a

♡ pronouns — they/them

♡ au’s — non-idol!au

♡ a/n — i hope you also have a nice day :)

#MOST

sunoo

niki

jake

jungwon

jay

sunghoon

heeseung

#LEAST

SUNOO is the type of fan account owner to edit photos of you to make them aesthetically pleasing — that plus icons, headers, and layouts in general, sunoo probably has quite a large following on it as well

now NIKI is the type to just repost photos of you that either your official page posts, or that somehow appear on the internet — he loves his feed to be very organized and of the same general theme (aesthetic instagram feed type beat)

my boy JAKE would run a borderline crack fan account and a borderline thirst account (respectfully of course) — he seems like the type to hyper fix on things easily, so when he finds your group he needs a place to organize all of his thoughts

JUNGWON doesn’t run a flat out fan account for you, but his feed does feature a large quantity of your lyrics, screenshots of his playlist (that consists of a majority of your music), and a few reposted photos of yours just to show his love for you

like jungwon, JAY doesn’t seem like the type to run an actual fan page dedicated solely to you, but he’s posted a few photos of himself with your lyrics written in the caption (that ands he’s copied a few of your poses here and there)

i can’t see SUNGHOON having a fan account at all — he seems like a really private guy and would rather keep his crush/love for you between him and his close friends (he totally follows hundreds of fan accounts dedicated to you though)

HEESEUNG hates the idea of someone he knows seeing him simp for you so the idea of a fan account is high key stressful to him — that paired with the fact that he’d feel guilty in some odd way (he’d feel like it was an invasion of privacy somewhat)

[22-11-93]

Reunited 😌

[akira-cr]

SK8 APRIL FOOLS'

Sk8 official Twitter acc where? Nowhere,

it's CHERRY BLOSSOM SIMPING ACC NOW

Bio:

"Not a minor / Cherry Blossom-sama stan / Fan since 2 years ago / Looking for fellow pilgrim / If I could be reborn, I want to be C [Carla?]"

"Today's Cherry blossom-sama is also beauty at best... Thanks for being born to this world 😭"

"4/5(Sat) For those who want to accompany me to the underground mine [S], please DM~

I have a Car SIM. New people are very welcomed!"

Speaking of which, the last race between 愛(a) 抱(da) 夢(mu) = ADAM-san and the red-haired kid named Reki was amazing!!!

I saw Cherry blossom laughing like that for the first time! ♡♡

Some correction 👆and updates 👇

"Recently he's called as the 'Japanese Ninja' at S 😲"

"Wha... Just saw the news and the Congress member Shindo [ADAM] was wearing an Aloha-shirt! Since I only see him from the TV, I always had the image of him in suits. This is new!"

I want to be C [Carla]......

"During lunch, there was this Italian restaurant that I've been interested in. And who would've thought, J's [Joe] the owner! It's very delicious! Not bad 😏"

Matsumoto Yasunori (Joe's VA): "Welcome😁"

"Caught a glimpse of a long-haired guy and thought it was Cherry Blossom-sama, my heart thumped. I wonder if I can run into him someday..."

"I want to join the race someday so I was considering to buy a long board and went to a skateboard shop. Turns out, Snow and Reki were there! Although still incomparable to Cherry Blossom-sama, Snow is handsome! His lashes are long!"

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