#i want him to rail me

[zillygoose]

he's so pookie

[rocketqueen1989x]

This is what I call a fucking

DILF :3

[stat1cstarz]

NSFW ALPHABET *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

ARGYLE *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ

Warnings:Smut,exhibitionism mentioned,oral,p in v.

Format:NSFW Alphabet,Head canons

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Sometimes he gets to lazy to shower after sex, but he doesn’t mind baths. Your typical aftercare routines tends to contain a bubble bath,a snack if you guys are hungry, and weed after. Maybe a movie if you don’t fall asleep right after.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body parts of his are his arms, or his hands to be more specific. Mainly cause it’s how he earns money. He wouldn’t be able to make pizza or make money, or finger you if he didn’t have them. His favorite body part on you is your ass, he doesn’t spank you, but he doesn’t mind biting it, kissing it, or making it jiggle.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He tends to wear condoms, but he wouldn’t cum in you even if he didn’t have them. If he was completely bare, he’d cum on your breast in missionary, or on your ass in doggy. Sometimes he may aim for your face or stomach, but it depends on the position of if you want him to.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes jerking off for you, as well as watching you jerk off. He doesn’t mind being submissive, and listening you while he pleasures himself. He also gets insanely hard watching you finger yourself/play with yourself. Especially when it takes longer for you to get off without him, gives him a boost of confidence.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He knows what he likes, but he’s a virgin. He’s been in a few relationships, but they’ve never gotten to the point of sex. He’s good with fingering though and oral, so if you’re into that, you’re good. But when it comes to penetration, you’d have to help with that.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary.

He mainly goes for it if he feels loving, or wants to share a blunt with you, and it’s what you guys go for almost all the time. He also doesn’t mind reverse cowgirl or doggy though

He loves watching you bounce on him while your ass jiggles against him, or being above you and pulling your hair.

In conclusion: it depends on his mod, if he feels loving, it’ll be missionary. If he feels more rough than it’ll be reverse cowgirl.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He’s pretty goofy, especially during high sex. He likes making you laugh no matter what the situation is. But if you don’t like it he’ll stop, but if he’s high as shit he probably won’t be able to control it.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He tends to keep it trimmed most of the time, but he’s not bare. But if you prefer him to be bare, or if you find it irritating he doesn’t mind shaving.

His hair, like the hair on his head is thick,black,and straight. Theirs a few light strands in there though, from when he tried to dye them last summer.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He prefers to be as intimate as possible, he may not know what to do at first, but he’ll try. He’ll try and ask your friends or family to see what you like for dates, or relationships, and go off that. What he likes doing for Valentine’s Day, and sometimes your birthday, is scattering a mix of roses and your favorite flowers on the bed with him naked in the middle.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He does it frequently, whether it’s because you’re not with him, or if it’s for your pleasure. He prefers when you jerk him off though, he likes how soft and small your hands are compared to his, and he finds himself getting off quicker from how they feel. Especially when you focus on the tip.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Body worship + Praise + Lactation

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

His van, sometimes at work if he’s horny enough or willing to be risky, or at either of y’all’s houses,maybe at school to. Some will take convincing, like where and when. But if one of y’all are that horny, he won’t mind doing it in public.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Weed, or when you beg him to fuck you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Degradation, or Daddy/Mommy kinks. Maybe when he’s older, but he’s still young so it wouldn’t fit well. He also finds it weird to be called Daddy when you’re the same age as him, same for Mommy.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He doesn’t mind getting blowjobs, but he prefers to use his mouth on you. His favorite form of oral though for him, is he when he jerks himself off and use your mouth on him at the same time. Like on his balls,tip,etc..

He loves getting you off though, he’ll spend days in between your thighs if he could. But sadly for him, overstimulation and taking care of yourself exists, so he can’t. But half the time he won’t even worry about being inside you, he can get off just by getting you off

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s rarely ever rough on you, only when you tell him to be, he’s a service dom, when he is dominant. But in almost all cases, he is pretty slow. Mainly cause he’s usually stoned, or doesn’t wanna hurt you.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’s ok with them, especially during school,before school, or before work or during work. He’ll do anything, and he’ll go with anything you want, just as long as it doesn’t take to long.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s not very traditional in my opinion, so he’d be ok with anything. Just as long as it doesn’t include someone getting hurt he’s ok with it. He doesn’t like threesomes though, he sees it as awkward, especially with one of his friends. And he’s insecure, and doesn’t wanna share you, or think that his friend is better.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s got good stamina sober, about 2 or 3 rounds before someones overstimulated or tired.

When high, about 1, maybe 2 if he’s on the bottom.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t understand them, and he’d rather get you off himself. If you warm him up to them though, he might use them on you or himself. If he does have a favorite toy though, it would probably be a vibrator. He’d use it on him, you,and on any body part.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s not a tease himself, but he’s not against being teased though, just not while at work, or school. He doesn’t want people to see him being grinded on, just say when you want him. But if it’s at home or something, than tease him all you want.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s loud, as shit. Your neighbors could hear him, and he typically groans, but if he’s bottom, he’ll moan. It depends on the situation and his position.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Loves using that ass(or chest) to roll blunts. Y’all could just be cuddling and he’d want to do it. But if he’s taking you from behind, he’ll almost always do it, or in missionary. He’ll use your stomach, breast,collar bone, anything.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Due to his height and body type, he’s pretty blessed. He’s about 7-8 inches normal, and 9 or 10 when erect, and he’s got big balls to. He’s thicker at the tip though, and it’s more dark brown, but pink-brown though. He’s also got a few veins.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

When sober, he’s bad. But when he’s high, oh lord, it’s unbearable. He’d hump your leg, if he was desperate enough.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He tries to fall asleep first, after aftercare though of course. But when he’s stoned, he can’t really help it. But when he’s high, he at least wants to fall asleep with you.

[angstylittleb1tch]

Hmm? What were ya'll saying? Sorry I couldn't hear anything over all this H O T N E S S.

He is premium boyfriend material and I won't hear none of ya'll out. I stake absolute claim over this man.

And yes, I am indeed blatently ignoring any and every red flag if this man walks up to me and grabs me by the waist.

Credits: Dreaming freedom by 2L

[e1izaaxkles]

Can we talk about how cute Will is in this video?

[bobfloydsbabe]

Drinking red wine and thinking thots about Mob Boss Bob

[loki-valeska]

Ghirahim Pfp for my DeviantArt

Probably my favorite Zelda character overall, which is a hard bar to clear

[rebidemp-ebil]

Played the first 40 min and um

[pastelpinkbimbo]

gonna tell my crush i like him tomorrow, he already assumed i didn’t like him and didn’t tell me why. so i’m just gonna be really blunt and be like “hello. i’ve fantasized about u destroying tf out of me like every night for the last month. please let me be ur sub i think ur hot”

[eydilily]

(look at what i have to offer) — this is the spider's nest.

[catorumeowjo]

@anna12200

Once again, MY MAN

[yuzuuu4]

(post 2.1 quest) unexpected

[rissaito]

a little dove fell in the garden 🕊️

[bladeswhore]

He can use that tongue for something down HERE.

Imagine calling Alucard by his name for the first time

Author's note: this has been in the depths of my drafts folder for almost a year... I think, I was drunk when I wrote it. I want it gone, so I dusted it off and here you go.

You: *on your period and tossing and turning in bed too hot to sleep*

Vlad: *rolls over and cups your breasts in his freezing hands* darling are you alright?

You: it's so hot Alucard

Vlad: is it now *begins to grope your chest*

You: *whines and arcs your back at feeling*

Vlad: *grinds into you and purs* does this feel good, my queen?

You: *whines* mmm Vlad!

Vlad: *freezes for a minute before smirking viciously and starting to buck his hips into you and pinching your nipples between his fingers* Little bird let me hear you moan

You: *moans* oh Vlad!

[illiaccrest]

Aventurine's backstory got me curious to learn more about the Romani people so I did some light research and found out that Flamenco dancing is Romani in origin, which is really neat and really obvious once you know tbh!

[springheatedwine]

please draw ratio being kissed on the forehead

//wait there's was another person also requested this but like anyway hopefully nobody saw that mistake ................