#this is off the top of my head

[emloafs]

wait this just came to mind and I think it’s funny. based off the iwib deleted scene, how do you think everyone would describe who Demetri is, to Tory? Like I can imagine everyone either has like a very specific description of him or very vague description of him.

OKAY WAIT THIS

robby would describe demetri as the lanky kid who whines a lot

miguel would describe demetri as the tall white boy that always stares longingly at hawk

sam would describe demetri as the sarcastic nerdy guy who always makes references that no one gets

eli would blush and try and fail to describe demetri in any other way than "light of my life"

[tartheanmaid]

List three unpopular asofai take go rn do it!!!! /lh

1. can i say jonsa endgame? if not i gotta go with pol!jon bc that’s such a sweet tooth of mine

2. brienne and jaime isn’t a love story it’s a middle aged man having a midlife crisis and becoming obsessed with a woman he sees as his manic pixie dream girl (17/35)

3. this is a f&b take but the problem with rhaenyra taking the IT was was that she intended to name a bastard as her heir. i have no problem with rhaenyra herself on the IT (without like her own reckless and ill-suited behaviors being added to the mix), but trouble arises when she named jace her heir instead of one of her kids with daemon.

[aniseandspearmint]

This is actually a thing that people are working on! California I think?– is legislating that canned food sold in the state has to have more accurate best by/sell by dates, because TONS of food goes to waste now bc people aren't sure if its still good, and throw it away just in case (bc bad food is scary af) iirc its supposed to go into effect in 2025 or 2026.

If its gonna be sold in one state, it's very likely to just ALL be marked like that, with more accurate numbers, just bc it would be more expensive for the companies to just change the ones bound for one state.

[captainbee66]

I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.

[max-nicoxfandom]

Me looking at fanart of characters being friends who are also friends in canon: *practically in tears clenching my first over my chest* ouhgg they're so friends

[yiddishfisting]

i'll reblog resources and info on how trump's fucking us over of course but it really is so telling that a lot of these people weren't posting the same things when biden was president. instead we were getting all these long posts about how he was great and progressive and Doing His Best. like we all conveniently forgot he was the one who stopped hospitals from honestly reporting COVID death numbers and let dozens of transphobic bills pass and let roe v wade get shredded and pursued oil pipelines and endorsed cop city and deported more people than trump and let boeing get away with openly assassinating a guy and enthusiastically funded palestinian genocide and

[forged-in-kaoss]

gomu gomu of your eye

[haxo-wolfie]

i fucking love makign these images

[philsmeatylegss]

If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.

[darealsaltysam]

some of my favorite lines of dialogue i've overheard in marvel rivals so far

(keep in mind these are all paraphrased im going off of memory cuz i never have the reflex to screenshot these as they happen oops)

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"I never had kids, but I did have the Avengers. Same thing." - Iron Man spawning in

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"One for me, one for Steven, one for Jake." - Moon Knight after getting a triple kill

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"Can you teach me some of your magic-?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"I think you've had enough chaos already." - Loki & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"You have made your father proud, Wanda, my dear." - Magneto when assisting a Scarlet Witch with a kill

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"No one breaks a bargain with me twice."

"So I can do it once?" - Hela & Loki interaction

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"When I said "No More Mutants" you were who I meant, Logan." - Scarlet Witch after killing a Wolverine

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"How did you learn magic?"

"A place called Kamar-Taj."

"Oh so you weren't bitten by, like, a radioactive sorcerer?"

"[Extremely exasperated] Peter, please..." - Doctor Strange & Spiderman interaction

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"Leave real magic to the grown-ups, Ilyana." - Scarlet Witch killing a Magik

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"Nerd win!" - Bruce Banner if he gets a kill in his non-Hulk form

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"Are you fast enough to stop a bullet, if I shot you?"

"Well, you won't be able to. I already dismantled the inner-mechanisms of all of your guns."

"Wh- What?!"

"Now if you behave yourself I might fix them." - Punisher & Magneto interaction

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"So you can talk to rodents?"

"Tippy-Toe seems to think so!"

"Can you try and convince Rocket to clean his bunk?"

"There are some things even I can't do, I'm afraid." - Star-Lord and Squirrel Girl interaction

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"We sense great darkness and chaos within you, woman."

"You're one to talk, Venom."

"No, we... Find it strangely... Attractive."

"...Somehow, that made me want to save this universe less." - Venom & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"It's good to be fighting side by side again, like in the old days."

"Back when you used children as soldiers for your cause?"

"When you put it like that, you make me sound like a terrible father."

"For once, we agree on something." - Magneto & Scarlet Witch interaction

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"[in the sassiest tone you can imagine] Your GOD is SUFFERING!!!" - Loki taking damage

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[i also dont remember the exact dialogue but there IS one with rocket asking to buy bucky's arm. so yes we won there]

[estellaestella]

was so busy spotting CALL ME BY YOUR NAME parallels that i missed the inspiration taken from ATONEMENT 🙀 There's another guest who never gets caught!

ALISON OLIVER as VENETIA CATTON in SALTBURN

[cardentist]

another thing that I think would fix 50% of queer infighting overnight: if people understood what "invisibility" actually Means.

people see "this oppressed group has a problem with invisibility" and assume it just means "nobody knows what this oppressed group is," and Then assume "so nobody targets this oppressed group for Being an oppressed group."

when what "invisibility" Actually means is that when this oppressed group faces violence, that violence is swept under the rug (either by being misreported, or not reported at all).

the point of fighting back against invisibility is about allowing people to speak up about the oppression they Already Face and actually be Heard. which can then be used to help people get the support that they need.

so when someone says "this group doesn't experience violence Because all they face is invisibility" they are Actively participating in that invisibility, which then perpetuates that violence by allowing it to continue unseen.

which, of course, gets even Worse when people use this misunderstanding as an excuse to be actively violent towards other community members. to Actively try to suppress other people's voices because of this perception that they must Have It Better because the violence they face is, well, Invisible.

[mrmanbat]

So I’m a sucker for the maladaptive hyper independent characters.

Not only is it just a fun read but it’s actually so funny.

Characters like Tim get so used to lying and leaving out information that they eventually just give up on keeping track of the lies.

Like yeah he essentially embezzled a Batmobile but what’s Bruce gonna do now? It’s been years. Statute of limitations and all that.

Sure he maybe hired an acter to pretend to be his estranged uncle and fabricated government papers. In his defense he really didn’t what to be adopted.

“Reminds me of the that one time Tam and I accidentally got engaged.” - Tim

“You what now?” - Bruce

The random lore drops he gives are so funny.

[dudedidujust]

Au where Damian comes to Gotham with the goal of infiltrating and eventually overthrowing Batman instead of inheriting the mantle. Not much changes from canon except for the fact that he views everything that batman owns as his. That's his future cave and his future batmobile. This also includes his robins. After all everyone knows Batman wouldn't really be Batman without them.

Cue a very bewildered Tim being lectured on his eating habits by a righteous Damian who won't let one of his people take shortcuts with their health.

[hollow-keys]

I saw a tiktok of some guy making a joke about if Scooby Doo ever went to Mexico to solve a case he'd get killed by cartels or something and BOOO! WRONG! Real Scoobyheads know that he's already BEEN to Mexico in the classic 2003 direct to video movie Scooby Doo and the Monster of Mexico where a white American businessman tries to scam Mexicans out of their ancestral land because they refused to sell to him.