#this is not me shitting on oscar
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They knew who they were going to give that race to going into it lmao.
Lando just spontaneously has car issues that need fixed right before lights out? Yeaaaah, sure.
And then they didn't have any special hats or celebratory merchandise around for Lando's, a driver who has been part of their team in a reserve driver or active driver role since 2018, maiden win, but they just so happened to have enough OP1 hats just randomly laying around the paddock for all the team members to wear?
Not to mention the slowing Lando down throughout the ENTIRE race with these absurd claims his tyres were going off. And when he finally caught on that it was bullshit when they were begging him to just let Piastri by, suddenly he's the fastest driver on track by a long shot. Funny how that works.
He wasn't going to win that race going into it. He never had a chance. Andrea Stella made sure of that, and if Lando has any braincells and actually wants a WDC in his career, he'd be trying to find a way out of that contract.
They knew who they were going to give that race to going into it lmao.
Yep. Exactly.
I started getting this really icky feeling during the first part of the race. I could go all the way into it and I probably will later but for now I’ll just say that if anyone wants to look at Lando’s onboard, it is blatantly clear that they had Will hold Lando back for majority of that race.
There is no way Lando suddenly pulled that pace out of his ass. They never planned to give him a chance to actually fight for that win after lap 1 and it was depressing to watch. And I agree that he caught on. And I’m glad he made a point.
Part of me wishes he would have just taken the win and the other part knows he did the right thing on protecting himself after the team gave him the message loud and clear that they would make him regret it.
It was probably an absolute scene, me getting ready for church and jumping up and down yelling at Lando to “be a cunt!!! Don’t you dare give up your position!!!” Lol.
I really hoped this team would reciprocate his loyalty and dedication, pushing away the little red flags that have been popping up for me since some choices they made during races in 2023. But Andrea and McLaren really scooby doo villained themselves today and tore the masks off. It’s very disappointing.
#thx nonny<3#ask#lando norris#and to add#this is not me shitting on oscar#i am very pissed at the team#they did a disservice to both drivers with their choices and this race win will never sit right with me
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my god are we in fucking kindergarten 💀
#shit kills me#oscar i support your rights and wrongs and most importantly whatever goes against the ‘papaya rules’#oscar piastri#italian gp 2024
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Partners in Crime
LandOscar Spy/Assassin AU!
#f1#mclaren#papaya army#lando norris#f1 fanart#oscar piastri fanfic#landoscar spy au#spy au#assassin au#hitmen#landoscar fanart#landoscar fanfic#oscar piastri fanart#lando norris fanart#ln4 fanart#op81#they fuck shit up fr#hot as hell ngl#they could murder me any day#the landoscar brain rot is all consuming#formula one fanart#formula one#f1blr#f1 rpf
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some of my favorite things about Anora in no particular order (SPOILERS BELOW):
the goons, wow what all timer movie goons. concussed guy for goon of the year
when anora beats the shit out of those goons for a fifteen minute stretch and they get increasingly more afraid of her. comedy gold, just pitch perfect comedy treading the line between should-i-be-worried-for-her and the disarming buffoonery of the goons
ivan's mom stomping on the last step of the private jet stairs. her incredible houndstooth suit. every second of her on screen.
all of them throwing the pens at the annulment woman
ivan's dad dying laughing during the annulment as anora throws all of the moms shit on the ground
every parking in new york joke from the ticket in front of the courthouse to getting towed down on brighton beach
how the entire time, nobody pulls out a weapon, not once. and yet, the threat of violence and danger still lingers in the periphery because of the deftly constructed tension of the roving camera and contextually what we don't know about this family and the broader scope of ivan's world and the looming threat of the parents. how far can she push the goons until they get violent, and yet they never really do, but baker never lets you exhale that breath.
when they walked into tatianas..... like sean does his RESEARCH
also the t.A.T.u needle drop like i screamed
also the fight over driving or walking for five minutes in the cold. the new york specificity in this movie is pinpoint accurate, down to the mundane
the ending, her having a breakdown release of everything that had happened to her and how humiliated she was, but also how she thought she had gotten out and made a fairytale of her life. how using her body was the only power she has ever had, and how that was what she defaulted to with Igor in that last scene, but it was when he wanted to kiss her that the facade of power broke down and so did she. how she had to face her own humanity, and in that moment ask herself if she wanted to kiss him, because he was giving her perhaps her first real choice in a long time, and that opened a pathway to maybe questioning whether she truly wanted any of what had happened to her. maybe in that moment she realized that her body is not as powerful as she perhaps convinced herself it was. she was far more powerless than all her bravado and will probably always be powerless in the socioeconomic systems of the world that are built up around her. how disposable she was made to feel maybe for the first time, and how she thought she had built up that bravado and detached arrogance around herself so that she would never feel that way, but the feeling still seeped through nonetheless. all of that delivered wordlessly, in silence, buried under the falling white snow that will throw a white, pristine blanket over everything as if nothing significant had happened at all.
but also like igor, i too would fall in love with her almost instantly and tbh i did. rip to Ivan, anora i am hopelessly in love with you, and i would die for you.
#anora#anora 2024#anora movie#anora spoilers#its rare a movie makes me come on here and write shit like this. last time i did this was nope i think#sean baker never lets me down man#once again we WILL get you that oscar
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you should be out there maxie
#i can't believe they robbed me of the chance to see my three favorite boys at the top#fuck this shit#max verstappen#mv33#mv1#charles leclerc#cl16#oscar piastri#op81#lestappen#f1#formula 1#baku gp 2024#baku 2024
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i present to you, the pinnacle of motorsport 😭 [not mine!!]
#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#lewis hamilton#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#maxiel#oscar piastri#kimi raikkonen#esteban ocon#carlos sainz#I PRESENT TO U THR PINNACLE OF ME HATING THE TAGSBEBZHJW#viralpost#shitpost#lando norris#pierre gasly#logan sargeant#alex albon#mercedes#ferrari#redbull racing#mclaren#yuki tsunoda#funny shit
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to put it simply.
#edit by jamiietartt on twitter#oscar pls. mercy. one time.#i Need him So unbelievably bad.#oscar isaac#why does he want me dead.#i Will die.#talkin shit
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I do not accept Oscar being evil.
@somerandomdudelmao He can't be. He just got new brain cells
#somerandomdudelmao#marble sky#marble sky comic#Oscar#eclipse#He just realized so shit#he total had a mini breakdown in the spam of a second#he a man with a plan#Also I think I made him look like Casey...#Tapa inspired me#marble sky fanart#I know the quality suck...#animatic#and its a rough animation#I forgot to add the last 2 tags
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helmut marko becoming a shooter for oscar as soon as he becomes oscar piastri leclerc… you can’t convince me that the very first “oscar is lestappen’s adopted son and this is my favorite family” post wasn’t from helmut’s burner account
#I say that as if Helmut wouldn’t say that w his whole chest live on national television#how do we know he hasn’t already whispered it to a journalist?#lestappen#oscar piastri#how does one even tag their shit posting about rbr being in love with Charles Leclerc so intensely#…#charles leclerc#that’s how I guess lmfao#Helmut marko#we are ignoring the timeline to justify me saying ‘as soon as’#I know it was weeks and many races ago. I don’t care
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🎥: McLaren (Instagram)
#f1#mclaren#op81#Oscar piastri#lando norris#ln4#814#twinklaren#Landoscar#‘PR’ or not I WILL eat this shit up#McLaren do better.#thank you admin#your honour just look at them#your honour they’re besties#the heart eyes are back#they never left ngl#landoscar gifs#my gifs#~#~~#~~~#just to be clear#let me clarify#IM not saying they’re PR#I mean it as reference to the people who DO call everything ‘PR’#PR my ass fr
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redraw of this limochi post from 2020!! 🍭
#the cat witchs guild#the misc adventures of mochi and lime#tcwg#tmaomal#mochi#lime#limochi#art#ocs#original#redraw#someone in my asks suggested a redraw and ive been thinking baout it so..here !!#when i first started redrawing i was like ``oh no i didnt improve as much as i wanted`` but now that its all colored and shit....#nice to see the improvement..#not me toggling back and forth between the old and new pics just to watch lime get handsome#peep from the last one too...lollipop matches the mochi#foreshadowing#while drawing this i was thinking about the wessport maritime museum and aquarium#if oscar worked there giving them the tour and just saying wrong shit#with lime in his head like (pretty sure thats not a true fact) and mochi in her head like (thats not how that history went...)
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the amount of people saying lando was robbed or that he deserved this win instead under oscar’s winning post is just infuriating
oscar DOES deserve this win ESPECIALLY after mclaren has consistently fucked him over for lando’s sake, which has often not even led to lando winning
what happened today was even more of an example of mclaren prioritizing lando and pitting him first despite oscar literally leading the race
so lando fangirls stfu
#i’m sorry but i will never not defend my man#and shit on lando because he pisses me off sometimes#anyways#OSCAR FIRST WIN!!!!!#oscar piastri#formula 1#f1#✩°。⋆⸜ 🏎️ f1 talks#ace talks
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me for the next 97 days without f1
#f1#oscar piastri#depressing shit#give me something to do#i might not make it to march#OSCARS GONNA HIBERNATE OML
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"Of course I would have loved to have been one spot up." | Australian Grand Prix 2024
#im going to bear my heart 2 you all rn. im really shit at coloring Oscar so this is me working on that#oscar piastri#81s.gif#australian gp 2024
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fell in love with the fire long ago
#if you saw me post this before no you didnt#image quality shit its pants#click for higher quality#probably#anyway they make me crazy#blind faith#arthur lester#oscar malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#malevolent#my art
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he is too beautiful...
#oscar isaac#pls...#will dempsey#pls#life itself#him#hes so gorgeous#i want to kiss#his face#.#his eyes his eyebrows his eyelashes his lips his nose his ears his freckles his stubble his curls his skin his face his voice his talent his#everything#talkin shit#this clip is also a little funny to me tbh
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