#this is not a skulduggery pleasant quote

[winter-wise]

The Venn Diagram of Truth

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [216/?]

[silversynaesthesia]

Shoto: But I'm treated well.

Aizawa: You're treated like an adult. That's not being treated well. The fact is, no matter how much you act otherwise, you are a child and you should be treated like a child.

Shoto: You don't treat me like a child.

Aizawa: Of course I do, but you seem to have this ridiculous notion that being treated like a child means to be treated with less respect than an adult.

(side eyeing Endeavor)

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Skulduggery nailed your sister.

-Tanith to Bliss

[afandomroom]

Fletcher: So... what’s goin’ on? Valkyrie: You want the long version or the short version? Fletcher, hesitantly: The short one, I guess? Valkyrie: Shit’s fucked. Fletcher: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

[punschrullen]

It's been a fucking day, hasn't it?

[emmikay]

Ling: I mean, you can beat him, right?

Ed: Well, I can certainly try. And trying is half the battle.

Mustang: What's the other half?

Ed: Hitting him more times than he hits me.

[george-the-pumpkin]

*Lockwood jumps out a window with Kipps*

Lucy: What was wrong with the door? You could have just come down the stairs and walked out the door. Why did you have to jump out the window?

Lockwood: You know why.

Kipps[crying]: Why did he do that? Why?

Lucy: Because doors are for people with no imagination.

[leaf-sam]

SP incorrect quotes part 3<3

Someone at China's Libary: "Mrs Sorrows, we have a slight problem..."

China: "Can it be solved with money?"

Someone: "Yes,but-"

China: "Then it's not a problem. It's just a slight expense."

[n1xxi3]

Valkyrie aged 12: oh boy I hope I have fun adventures in the magic world.

Valkyrie aged 15: time to bring down the fucking government I guess.

[winter-wise]

Skulduggery: We agreed we'd meet unarmed. Are you unarmed? Solomon Wreath: Yes. Are you unarmed? Skulduggery, pulling out a gun: No. I lied. Wreath, pulling out a gun: So did I. Skulduggery, pulling out a second gun: But I lied twice. Wreath: Oh, you're good...

[themoldysausage]

I love peeking over at the headcannons of other Fandom and realizing everyone just secretly wishes they had the Dead Men in their Fandom.

Like seriously, every Fandom's made up wholesome/quippy dynamics between characters is just things the Dead Men do in canon

I see with Batman Fandom, wanting the robins to be the dead men, I see it in the Harry Potter Fandom wanting the Marauders to be the Dead Men, I see it in the PJO Fandom wanting the Heroes of Olympus to be the Dead Men (this one only half counts since those characters are pretty Dead Men-ish in canon, but still).

I can't think of any other Fandom that do this right but seriously, any Fandom that has an ensemble cast is just /begging/ for those characters to be like the Dead Men, and they don't even know it.

[magerightsyeah]

Skulduggery: Look on the bright side, nobody got hurt

Valkyrie: People died

Skulduggery: I’m saying, I think they died quickly. So I don’t think they got hurt.

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

Temper: Valkyrie's missing. Can you find her?

China: What, you think I have her microchipped?

Temper: Well, do you?

China: ...yes.

[pizzaboat]

Sokka: How about we run off shouting, and they follow?

Sokka: Then, just when they think they've caught us, they fall into our trap

Zuko: Okay... and the trap would be?'

Aang: A big hole that we'd dug earlier and covered with branches.

Zuko, unimpressed: I thought you were meant to be smart.

Aang: Who told you that?

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and . . . I don't know . . . .possibly littering.

Commander Maro, to the Listener, probably