#this is not a skulduggery pleasant quote

[winter2468]

Skulduggery: We agreed we'd meet unarmed. Are you unarmed? Solomon Wreath: Yes. Are you unarmed? Skulduggery, pulling out a gun: No. I lied. Wreath, pulling out a gun: So did I. Skulduggery, pulling out a second gun: But I lied twice. Wreath: Oh, you're good...

[textsfromthetva]

Incorrect Loki Quotes [216/?]

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lockwood: There. Told you I could do it.

Lucy: You sound surprised.

Lockwood: Actually, I'm astonished.

[silversynaesthesia]

Shoto: But I'm treated well.

Aizawa: You're treated like an adult. That's not being treated well. The fact is, no matter how much you act otherwise, you are a child and you should be treated like a child.

Shoto: You don't treat me like a child.

Aizawa: Of course I do, but you seem to have this ridiculous notion that being treated like a child means to be treated with less respect than an adult.

(side eyeing Endeavor)

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Skulduggery nailed your sister.

-Tanith to Bliss

[punschrullen]

It's been a fucking day, hasn't it?

[afandomroom]

Fletcher: So... what’s goin’ on? Valkyrie: You want the long version or the short version? Fletcher, hesitantly: The short one, I guess? Valkyrie: Shit’s fucked. Fletcher: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

[emmikay]

Ling: I mean, you can beat him, right?

Ed: Well, I can certainly try. And trying is half the battle.

Mustang: What's the other half?

Ed: Hitting him more times than he hits me.

[leaf-sam]

SP incorrect quotes part 3<3

Someone at China's Libary: "Mrs Sorrows, we have a slight problem..."

China: "Can it be solved with money?"

Someone: "Yes,but-"

China: "Then it's not a problem. It's just a slight expense."

[galaxysplove]

Valkyrie aged 12: oh boy I hope I have fun adventures in the magic world.

Valkyrie aged 15: time to bring down the fucking government I guess.

[magerightsyeah]

Skulduggery: Look on the bright side, nobody got hurt

Valkyrie: People died

Skulduggery: I’m saying, I think they died quickly. So I don’t think they got hurt.

[winter2468]

Skulduggery Pleasant: Magic can kill. Guns can kill. Even small children launched at great speed could kill.

[pizzaboat]

Sokka: How about we run off shouting, and they follow?

Sokka: Then, just when they think they've caught us, they fall into our trap

Zuko: Okay... and the trap would be?'

Aang: A big hole that we'd dug earlier and covered with branches.

Zuko, unimpressed: I thought you were meant to be smart.

Aang: Who told you that?

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and . . . I don't know . . . .possibly littering.

Commander Maro, to the Listener, probably

[george-the-pumpkin]

Lucy: How do I deactivate the trap?

Skull: It's easy. George will show you.

Lucy: George? Not you?

Skull: Unfortunately I will not be attending. But I am sending George and Lockwood and Holly and believe me, they will have detailed instructions on what to do. I would go myself, but I haven't had a chance to test the trap yet, so I don't know if it will work, and I don't want to be killed if it doesn't. Any more questions? No? Wonderful. I have a good feeling about tonight. This is a good plan. Nothing can possibly, possibly go wrong. At all.

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

Temper: Valkyrie's missing. Can you find her?

China: What, you think I have her microchipped?

Temper: Well, do you?

China: ...yes.