#mr. bliss

[incorrect-niche-quotes]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Skulduggery nailed your sister.

-Tanith to Bliss

[innumerable-stars]

Mr. Bliss Promo Post

(written by @grundyscribbling)

Summary A children's tale following the adventures of Mr. Bliss, a man who likes tall hats and keeps a girabbit. The story is set in a time when purchasing a car for 5s 6d seemed reasonable (to children, at least.) J.R.R. Tolkien did all the illustrations for this tale himself.

Why should I check out this canon? Because you like Tolkien's illustrations. Because you are fascinated by the concept of the girabbit (half giraffe, half rabbit). Because you wish that you, too, could purchase a functional automobile for £13.95. Because Mr. Bliss's highway hijinks may or may not have been inspired by JRRT's own driving. ("Charge 'em and they scatter!") Because you enjoy English village life that is somewhat less hazardous than Midsomer Murders. Because you like Bears.

Where can I get this? At the bookseller* or public library of your choice. If your local public library does not have it, copies are available to borrow from the Internet Archive.

*may be a special order

What fanworks already exist? There are currently 10 Mr. Bliss fanworks on AO3.

[incorrectspquotes]

Bliss: Never spark a conflict until you have a complete understanding of your odds. Tanith: More of a punch first, maybe ask some questions, and then punch again kinda girl. Bliss: Yes, I've noticed.

[z-h-i-e]

The Majestic and Fearless Girabbit (and also Feanor)

If the Girabbit were to encounter Feanor, you know they'd get along fantastically. They are the most chaotic character in each of their own fandoms.

[nicstylus]

Here's some Skulduggery Pleasant doodles I promise I'm not dead D:

[ivyithink]

posting this little thing, while I’m neck-deep in iwtv wips…

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Love that stupid hairbrushing scene where Padme pretends to brush her curly hair. It's so doll-like, but the doll she's playing with is herself. Putting on a performance for her husband, but really acting out a fantasy for herself.

[mr-laveau]

real shit, some people thought TMZ was entertaining, however that did not make them a net positive for society and I feel like the same thing can be said for the activity that's been going on with the audio/asmr rp confession blogs going around rn.

You can be entertained by this shit, that however does not mean it's good for anyone. Like, I promise yall, giving people anonymity and a space to say shit no one asked to hear is not in fact healthy for anyone. You have simply invited ignorance and abhorrent behaviour and I fully believe that this is going to blow up in someone's face.

"some people have grievances and need to air things out without backlash" I think you meant some people don't say shit with their chest and would not say shit if they couldn't hide behind a wall and that's fair, HOWEVER that is a them issue. It really is I fear.

"this gives people a space to say things the fandom would go after them for" that's called consequences, fairly common thing that happens. You say shit and people have shit to say about that, this is how online posting does work, it's why you have a comment section and why we have brains that tell us that maybe we should keep a thought as just a thought or write it down somewhere. Going to a confession blog to air out how much you don't like a specific thing about x, y and z is not therapeutic, that's what incels on 4chan do.

Am I saying that you're a bad person for engaging with these kinds of blogs? No. Be so for real. Do what you want. I am however saying that we should all have the understanding that those kinds of blogs are not healthy nor important to the ecosystem of fandom and pretending they are is wild. Eat junk food, but don't call that shit a balanced diet.

[doortotomorrow]

memori - on their honeymoon

[defiledtomb]

rook be upon ye

[take-the-hidden-paths]

Hidden Paths 2025 - Prompts (Set 1)

Thematic Prompt: Journeys

Character Based Prompt: Guides

Setting Based Prompt: The Borders of the Numinous

Text Prompt: “If I give you a hint and tell you it's a hint, it will be information.”― Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

Visual Prompt:

[Image ID: Oil painting of bare trees and broken tree stumps, covered with snow, under a dark night sky. /.End ID]

Audio Prompt: ‘39, by Queen

Wildcard Prompt: I suppose this is arguably kind of an audio prompt, but there is a visual component too, so…here it is, as a wildcard.  Tolkien interviewed by the BBC in 1962. 

[monstermonsterman]

i love the way china sorrows and mr bliss's names compliment each others imo that's a much more fun way to show characters are related than giving them the same chosen last name sorry darklys and it adds to the mystery and we know how much derek loves a relative twist

anyway i love a naming scheme

[beneathashadytree]

Did I just see… a poll with over 40K comments on TikTok… of fictional characters you would realistically marry… where the most voted anime character was Gojo? ARE WE IN THE TRENCHES??? BAR’S IN HELL NOW????? STAND UPPPPPP‼️

Sorry but I do NAWT trust you if you don’t like Nanami Kento an abnormal amount and believe he’s the most husband-like character in JJK😔🙏🏽 He was LITERALLY made for delusional fanfiction, like Gege and the animators KNEW what they were doing with him. And I applaud them for knowing what the audience needs.

[nicstylus]

It's hard to make Skulduggery look small when he's ~6'4" but Bliss is one of the few that makes it look easy

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

ive been listening to only soul coughing for the past like 3 hours anyways heres these freaks. again.

[princess-serah]

I saw a fancast poll going around, so here's my Skulduggery Pleasant Book One fancast

Frankie Corio as Valkyrie Cain

Domnhall Gleeson as Skulduggery Pleasant

Katie McGrath as China Sorrows

Jamie Dornan as Ghastly Bespoke

Daisy Ridley as Tanith Low

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