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cullxtheherd · 3 years ago

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Long(-ish) time listener, first-time caller here - just wanted to say that I really love your take on Jacob, and that your taste in music is A+! Also, I come offering a few songs that I think have big Jacob vibes - "Unsainted" by Slipknot, "The Heresy" by Mushroomhead, and "Feed the Machine" by Nickelback (just trust me).

hglkghjl oh my god hi!!! how are you?? first of all thank you what the heck skjhdndkf you are absolutely too nice sjdhsdjskdf but i am glad you enjoy my stupid shit™

and i am gonna dive into these songs rn.

yes but i would like to counter with this slipknot tune [x] and also this one cause i kinda forgot about them and now im scREam? [x] GLLHKGLLHBKGLHKGLKL

holy shit yeah i love mushroomhead but it's been yEARS since i properly listened to them- like?? since you had to buy the dvd to see the music videos cauce mf TV would not play them skjdskjsk i did not even know they had new content out?? tbh ksjfkdfjdkj?? but alsoo [x] and [x] anddd its taking me aGES to answer this cause im on a trip through songs of my younger years and like THANK you!!!! i am having so much fun skjfdkdjf

oh. my god okay. it's. it is. it. has taken everything in me to type nickelback into my youtube search bar. i'm really over here like:

hgkhlgkhlghll okay but i AM listening here i go pray for me...

okay. here's the thing. if chad fucking kroeger wasn't singing this i would really like this- the guitar solo is a little extra, but i've also listened to dragonforce and completed that shit on guitar hero0 jAYSUS CHRiST- anyways! i?????????????????? am going to have a lil quick jacob inspired music romp, join me if you like!

5 bands/artists, 5 songs below the cut!! but, FIRST!!

a warning: these first three groups will be triggering and offensive in many/multiple ways! please be prepared!!

𝙺𝙾Я𝙽:

Never Never: [x] - this is particularly nice™ if you follow my he was married timeline;

Shoots And Ladders: [x] - this pertains to childhood sexual abuse i haven't even had the stomach to write about yet for the Seed boys and it's not part of my timeline currently, but. it is definitely part of my headcanons and there is not enough brain bleach for me to ever live the same ever again 🙃

All In The Family [x] - i do not think this needs any explanation but i ammmm hahahahhahahahhksjud imagining john and jake hghg;glghlhglhgljhgl

It's On! [x] - i really forgot how much i miss early 00s/late 90s rock aaand wow so much of it it very The Seeds™

Coming Undone [x] - wow how hot was jon davis kdjskjdks i mean he still is but hewlp senmdddd shheelpppshdaslkf

𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐇 𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒:

The Becoming [x] - yeah 😢 it really do be like that. if you've never heard this before it can be a little... jarring, unsettling and/or painful to listen to, especially if you aren't in a good or positive headspace. there are a lot of sudden and loud mechanical/industrial type of noises as well a running background track of people screaming out in pain so... enjoy. that.... i actually?? really love this song and the entire album. it describes the fight with mental illness well in my opinion.

Mr Self Destruct [x] - it's perfect. would also very much work for Joseph but i do think this is just verrrryyy, sickeningly Jacob

I Do Not Want This [x] - this is another that is just not good if you aren't in the headspace for it

Big Man With A Gun [x] - this is just. explicit. and rude. and accurate. you're welcome.

Eraser [x] - don't listen to this if you're feeling low or not well mentally. definitely a deputy ship song.

bonus cause i can't follow rules even of my OWN making and i could go on for an embarassingly LONG time about NIN in relation to any one of my muses and sjkdnksdfns here you go:

The Perfect Drug [x] - this is a great song for any seed/deputy ship tbh but kdjkfdjfsnkfndhbf this a whole ass mf ass jacob seed ass mood and i am yelling out loud and my dogs are barking and all my cats ran awAY AaaaAaa

𝑺𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒎 𝑶𝒇 𝑨 𝑫𝒐𝒘𝒏:

Violent Pornography [x] - this song makes me laugh out loud to be honest?? i am not? a sane individual

Cigaro [x] - LMAOOAHAHHAHAHSJABSDKAS UBISOFT SHOULD HAVE HIRED ME FOR THE WHITETAILS RADIO SOUNDTRACK BYEE HHHAJKDnsaf

Suite-Pee [x] - sorry but this is apparently just funny meme time now im hahjdgsfkjddgf

War? [x] - accurate meme hour continues

I-E-A-I-A-I-O [x] - glhfmlkfgmlkdfg i'mm ghlghklgkhl the absolute mutterings of a ginger madman trapped between two mountains

𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓭 𝓗𝓾𝓻𝓸𝓷:

The Ghost On The Shore [x] - fricken love this song and this group

Drops In The Lake [x] - pooor ol widower. i've been toying with a universe where his wife is still clinging to life, mostly burnt and nearly dead in that old veteran's center and hahahaha this doesn't hurt at all 🥴

Long Lost [x] - this is fine. not imagining my otp. nope.

The World Ender [x] - 🤠🗡

Yawning Grave [x] - this is also a lucifer jam as fuck

𝕰𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖔𝖙 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘:

Silver + Gold [x] - super good ship song for character arcs; dep ship or not

Closedloop [x] - 𝒊𝒕'𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 . . .

I Heard [x] - what a fuckin jam. also wow how cute is elliot?? ? wow

99 [x] - i dont have anything to say its just so accurate and so good

Without The Lights [x] - this is a very accurate interpretation of a physically and sexually abusive relationship through dance, please use caution! but this is going to be accurate for any canon type relationship with jacob or maybe even all of the seeds. personally i refuse to write any strictly non-consensual material, but i am fully aware this is more than likely something that happens. having been in similar relationships in the past this video goes on repeat a lot and i can't even begin to say how beautiful it is- i cry every single time.

"𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓰𝓼 𝔀𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓼 . . ."

hoLY COW if you made it this far you deserve something dont u... hmnnn. i'm sure i have something somewhere on a hard drive

that should do sjdkjfkd ok i love youu thank you for sending me this ask akjnsfdskf i hope u are having a great day!! bye!!

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nad-zeta · 4 years ago

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Match up (◕‿◕✿)

nAdDy sEnpAi if you’re still doing ikevamp matchups, could you do mine pleaseee 👉🏼👈🏼, school’s been really hectic and i need a pick me up 😔😔 here’s my updated info hehe 😚

I’m a female on the libra-scorpio cusp and a Slytherin, I used to be an ENFP but now I’m an INFP. Appearance-wise, I’m 5'2, i’ve brown eyes and caramel brown hair. I also wear glasses and I’m also quite tanned from being out in the sun all the time.

Personality-wise:

- I can be really enthusiastic about stuff I’m really interested in, such as history (especially world war history), sciences (but physics is trash to me) and anime (I’m a closet nerd hehe) .

- I can be really ambitious and competitive, and I would sometimes place unrealistic expectations on myself, leaving me mentally exhausted and stressed, but like i place these unrealistic measures on myself to strive to be the best

- I do try to chill and take it slow, but you know, sometimes i just can’t 😅

- I’m quite an open book to all my close friends

- I also tend to be really possessive, like I dont like people purposely trying to steal my friends (it happened a lot of times before) and i hate it when someone randomly butts into a conversation i’m having with anyone, especially if it’s a deep conversation

- I can be really awkward around people i don’t click with, but around people i click with, i can be pretty wild and will be able to hold conversations with.

- I tend to procrastinate a lot, and people say i look intimidating but i don’t feel like I’m intimidating.

- I can be really sensitive to other’s emotions and i tend to put others before me, so like my close friend always told me that i’m too much of a giver, like I try to please everyone else and ignore myself

- My love languages are physical touch and quality time

- I can’t stand people who are attention seekers or just aim to be public nuisances as i feel that they’re just really irritating and it gets on my nerves, especially those people who are just doing stupid things to be popular (which is lowkey why i think tiktoks dances are dumb, like seriously i dont get the hype, but i do like tiktok meme videos tho)

- I listen to a lot of different genres of music, but i especially love classics (mozart and chopin are my favourites) and pop.

- I can really insecure at times, because i always feel that every other girl out there is better than me and i’m just a plain and ugly, and partially because i got bullied when i was younger about my appearance

- I like dressing up and putting on makeup occassionally, but i do act like a tomboy most of the time (ie. I hate skirts, like i really dont like them and i have no idea why, but jeans are supreme).

- I also love playing the piano and singing as well, even though i’m not that good at it :D

- People tell me that I’m very curious and persistent, constantly pushing until i get answers, but i do know my limits.

- I’m also very passionate about things I love, and i would do anything to protect people that i care and love.

- I’m also very affectionate and supportive towards my close friends and people i love. - I do have trust issues and I often feel like i do not deserve love and that I hate people who betray my trust.

- I’m ok with pda, but not anything overly affectionate, like hand-holding and kissing is ok, but not making out 😳😖

- I also tend to be pretty forgettful, and i’ll not eat for hours to get my work on hand done (whoop pretty unhealthy but :0)

- I’m also really sarcastic when i want to be, and i can’t hold a poker face to save my life (i swear i always start laughing like 2 seconds in) and I tend to sass people a lot, especially if I’ve had a bad day

- I’m also pretty fiesty and I hate people stereotyping me for my gender (i.e like when someone says that “oh you’re pretty good for a girl”) like what does my gender have to do with my ability? Like there is zero correlation

- My sense of humour is kind of twisted at times but i really love memes and i tend to crack inappropriate jokes sometimes

- I’ve been told that i come across as really flirty to some guys but it’s because i can be really touchy feely to my friends

- I’m also quick to anger, especially if i have a bad day, i hate people who nag and i hate people who put down others

- I’m kind of touch-starved, so i really like hugs and cuddles, but I’m also ticklish so my friends tend to tickle me when hugging me

- I can be a daydreamer at times, like I would get stuck in my own fantasy world when i shouldn’t 😂😂

- I’m also a drama queen around my friends, I dont have a lot of them in real life because of some rumours that others spread, so i only have a close circle of friends i really treasure and would do anything for them

- I also tend to bottle up all my anger and negative thoughts, and would sometimes like explode on others even though I don’t mean to

- Sometimes I don’t really think before I say or act, which is why sometimes I can come off as a bit rude or unfeeling but it’s just me and my impulsiveness

Fun Facts:

- i really love food, especially sweets (dark chocolate and dango is my life)

- i really hate horror movies (I’m usually pretty brave, but horror movies just get to me so much ergh) but i love chick flicks and adventure flims

- I’m also a hopeless romantic, which is why even little romantic gestures can make my heart flutter

- My hobbies are reading, writing and shooting (only air-rifle though)

- I used to be pretty athletic, I still am, but to a lesser extend now, because i injured my left knee playing volleyball in the past. It’s on it’s road to recovery, but it still hurts quite badly when i overexert myself.

- I love artic foxes and cats, dogs are too energetic for me 😅

- I’m also a sneaker hoarder and I love collecting and wearing sneakers hehe, heels are like torture devices for the feet i dont care even if they make me taller

- Coffee over tea anyday, no offense to peoples who like tea, but a fresh cup of brewed coffee is one of the best things in the world 😚

- I’m really terrible at drawing, I’m not gonna kid you. When i was younger, my art teacher threatened to fail me because im really terrible at drawing. 😂

- I’m also very injury-prone and a bit clumsy, which caused me to have bruises occasionally

- I’m kinda bad and math and physics, but like if you take your time to explain to me then I’ll understand a bit more lol, my best subject is like chemistry

- my ideal date would just be cuddling with my boyfriend, and either watching a movie together or bookshop date hehe

uwu i would be super grateful and happy if you did my matchup uwu thank you sm sending you all my love and hugs and cuddles 🥰💖💕

Hi hi, lia! ❤I’m so happy ya requested! 😆Hehe, I hope you enjoy it love, and I hope this cheers ya up! Love ya lots, and I hope you enjoy it! ❤😊

So I match you with……………. Isaac

Oh, the first time Isaac spotted you in the dining room, introducing yourself to everyone, he was paralyzed with fear. You quite possibly looked more intimidating than anyone he has ever met in his whole entire life, and that’s saying a lot considering you were standing right next to his pure blooded vampire, sire. Comte spotted Isaac hiding behind the doorway of the dining room, peaking in to catch a glimpse of their new guest. You instantly turned around when you heard the blond vampire beckon, someone closer, whose name you know all too well. He had been the cause of endless amounts of math and science homework over the years.

Your eyes locked with his for a split second, but moments after you met his rosy eyes he darted them to the ground. “I-s-saac Newton, n-nice to meet you.” You gave him a shy smile and took his outstretched hand and shook it, before you could even say a word, Arthur budded in and interrupted. An action which caused you to feel slightly irritated, Isaac looked up at your face and saw that you were starting to become awkward with being the centre of attention. The two of you still held hands when the physicist decided to pull you into the kitchen with him to give you a moment of peace. You smiled when he is a very soft meek voice confessed that he didn’t really like crowds or loud people, a little fact that the two of you bonded over. And before you knew it, you and Isaac were now sitting in the kitchen chatting away in a deep conversation about your mutual dislike of overcrowded places, bullies and plain old public nuisances.

The next day you decided to curiously explore the mansion. You came across a great big library, and you felt as excited as a kid on Christmas day. They had every and any book you could possibly wish for. You decided to spend the day doing something you absolutely loved, and that would be... reading. You had found yourself an old outdated science book, and you were honestly so fascinated at how little had changed in terms of scientific principles over the years. You were so invested in the book you were reading you didn’t even hear Issac walking in. He was on the hunt for his little hedgehog.

You were awoken from your book reading trance when you heard the sound of a vase smash against the floor. Startled you turned your head towards the loud crash only to see a very distressed looking Isaac. You are naturally sensitive to other emotion, and very much a giver, so it only took one glance at Isaac’s troubled face to prompt you into action. You noticed that he had cut himself on the fallen vase and he was now down crouched on the floor trying to retrieve his terrified hedgehog, who had gotten himself caught at the bottom of one of the large bookcases.

Wordlessly you laid on the floor beside Isaac and peered under the bookcase, when you spotted little Harry cowering in the dark corner tangled in a ball of wool. Your hands and arms were much smaller than Issac’s, so you were easily able to reach under the bookcase and secure the little hedgehog. Both of you sat up as you cradle the scared little animal in your hands, trying to untangle the wool that was wrapped around his body. “My God, Harry, I was worried sick about you, please never disappear like that again.” both you and Isaac breathed a sigh of relief at the now rescued critter.

That is when you looked up and noticed that Harry wasn’t the only hedgehog who had been injured, “Isaac, your hand!” You stood up and offered Isaac a hand up, you then gently took his hand in yours and led him to your room. You sat him down on your bed and gently started treating the injury as Harry had made himself comfortable, now sleeping on your pillow. While treating Isaac’s injury, you started chatting away with him. You could see him blushing profusely from embarrassment so you decided to tell him about the book you were reading before the whole fiasco. At the mention of the science book, Isaac instantly perked up and met your enthusiasm ten fold. After his wound was wrapped and treated, the two of you sat in deep conversation for the second time that week, chatting all about science and your mutual love for the subject. And that my dear friend is how you and Isaac had become good friends

Since that day, it wasn’t uncommon for the two of you to be sitting across from each other in the library, reading away. Usually, Harry would be nestled in your lap as you and Isaac enjoy a quiet afternoon together. Some afternoon the two of you would just simply sit in silence and read while other afternoons were filled with laughter and conversation between the two of you cuties.

As the days went on Isaac had noticed a very curious fact about you, and that was how forgetful you were. He had noticed that you would go hours and hours without eating or drinking something which strangely enough, was the exact opposite of him, who required minimum routine of five meals a day. It was this curious observation that had started the habit of the two of you dining together every day. Something which both of you really enjoyed, especially now that the two of you were determined to find the best sweets in all of Paris. Every day without fail, at lunchtime you and Isaac would go out to town to try a new cafés for lunch and sweet. These café crawls usually involved Isaac showing you around Paris, visiting book stores together and leisurely walking beside the Seine. You honestly loved spending time with this hedgehog, who had seemed to have completely opened up to you.

Isaac loved your inappropriate jokes and twisted humour and would bust out into uncontrollable laughter whenever you would crack a joke. One time as the two of you were sitting on the fountain’s edge eating some ice cream, you saw a man falling up stairs. As hard as you tried, you couldn’t keep a poker face, it just wasn't in you, especially when Isaac had just witnessed the exact same scene and was now looking at you and snickering. Of course, being the sweet angels you were, you rushed to see if the man was alright, however, your walk home with Isaac was filled with jokes and endless laughter of the days events.

Ooh how Isaac had fallen head over heels for you, his favourite thing in the world was to hear you sing and play the piano. He would silently walk into the piano room whenever you played, and just let the beautiful sounds wash away his weariness of the day. He would shower you with endless compliments, even more so, when you would deny them, saying that you aren’t that good. These playful little banter fights usually end with him tickling you. He usually won’t give up until you admit that you are the best singer and piano player in the whole mansion. Cue Mozart walking in like challenge accepted.

The night Isaac finally confessed his feeling for you was on, one warm summers night. The night started of with Isaac taking you out to watch a musical concert. He knew just how much you love music. Before he had met you, he had never really bother taking the time to listen to music, as he had always been far to absorbed with his own work, to stop and smell the flowers. However since meeting you, he found himself utterly enjoying going to the opera and musical concerts and letting himself just get absorbed by the sound of music. He loved the way your eyes gleamed as you watched and listened to the performance.

After the concert, he lead you out into the garden, where his telescope had been all set up. The two of you sat together and stargazed while Mozart played some romantic classical music in the background, which was arranged by the resident hedgehog himself. Somewhere between the beautiful sight of the stars and the gentle melody playing in the background. Isaac build up the courage to finally reveal to you just how madly in love he was with you. He then produced a bunch of red roses out of thin air and resting in the roses was a card with a hand-drawn meme ( courtesy of Sabastian) asking you in the most hilarious way to stay in the past with him. The two of you met in a sweet kiss and the rest of the evening was spent cuddled in each other’s arms under the stars.

Both of you are pretty touch starved creatures, so expect to be cuddled, snuggled, kissed and hugged whenever Isaac comes across you. Like if Isaac spots you in the garden hanging laundry he will give you the biggest hug from behind, kiss your neck and then tell you how much he loves you, before he is off with Napo to teach the children.

Don’t worry about your impulsive behaviours, bottled up emotions or a quick temper. Isaac might be new to the whole human behaviour thing but he is very in-tune with your emotions and he will instantly pick up when you are feeling upset or angry. He will aim to fix every and all problems immediately, especially if it is causing you hurt or upset. This also counts for when you are over stressing yourself, about putting too high an expectation on yourself. If he sees you getting angry, stressed or frustrated, he will pull you into his arms and gently stroke your hair, you can’t be angry when you are being so gently held and loved. Isaac will sit an listen to all your troubles.

He always encourages you to communicate whenever you are having negative emotions so he can help you through it the best way he knows how, with cuddles. He would usually make you a cup of coffee and pull you into his lap and cuddle you, as you unpack everything and anything that had upset you that day. He will patiently listen and leave small little kisses on your cheeks to remind you that he is there for you and will support you no matter what

He loves your competitive side, even more so when you use it to win a bet and beat Arthur. HE also loves how open-minded you are. The two of you often teach each other new skills, for example, you have been teaching Isaac how to shoot while Isaac has been patiently teaching you maths and science.

He low key loves how possessive you are and is just as possessive over you. He absolutely adores you and will remind you of that every single day.

He loves holding your hands and giving you small kisses on the cheeks whenever the two of you go out together. He honestly can’t believe it when you feel insecure about the way you look, “You are honest to God, the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met.” Will tickle you and shower you with kisses and loving words whenever you are feeling insecure about yourself.

He will always snicker when your feisty side comes out. Like whenever you sass the men at the banquets for spewing gender based stereotypes and being ignorant. Once they have been put in their place, Isaac while still laughing at the hilarious smack-down you just gave the ignorant men will always give you the sweetest kisses, “God, I love you so much.”

Isaac legit loves everything about you from your quick temper to your clumsy streak. You best be sure this hedgehog is ganna be right by your side whenever you clumsily injure yourself. He will legit sweep you off your feet and nuzzle into your neck, all while making sure you didn’t injure yourself too severely.

This boy loves you to the moon and back and would do anything to make you happy. If you are overexerting your injured knee you best be sure he will piggyback you to his room and do everything in his power to ease away the pain. Even if that means taking a soothing hot bath with you.

Often the two of you cuties can be found cuddled together, each reading their own book. Both your love languages are physical touch and quality time so Isaac is happiest when you are nestled near him simply spending some good quality time together.

Other potential matches…………. Comte

I hope you have the best day lia! Sending ya all the hugs! ❤❤🌻 @i-sleep-like-napoleon

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xdeep-sea-leviachanx · 5 years ago

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ASK BLOG RULES!!!!!

I just wanna remind everyone of the rules so we can all enjoy the blog together! (Updated May1 2020)

Your question is for Levi. Mun has her own blog and unless its related to something happening on the ask blog please ask me at my main account (I had my shots I swear)

Asks are answered in order I get them most of the time. I can knock them out pretty quickly but still be courteous to me and the other followers and wait between asks (unless there is a conversation)

NSFW asks are allowed! You can ask Levi about his kinks and about how he feels about less extreme fetishes. I will not allow sexual acts to occur but offers can be made and I will reply with Levi's reaction.(An example of some extreme fetishes: watersports, castration, ovipository dont look up any of these)

Dont be asking dirty nsfw shit if you are a minor! Levi isnt a pedophile you will gross him out (mum as well) violating this rule will lead to blocking! If you know someone is a minor and they are interacting with the blog in a lewd manner please tell someone! It's to protect the Mun and her followers who very much don't wanna go to jail

All NSFW ask must be asked off anon! If you are uncomfortable being public or something DM me and I'll get you set up with some horny coupons.

I am not your anime weeb snek husbando! I am a 25 year old happily engaged woman with a green aesthetic who is just really good at pretending to be Levi. We have different personalities and different interests. I don't watch that much anime. I dont listen to kpop I probably won't recognize most anime people come at me in the ask box with. Please keep that in mind when recommending media.

NO MASS LIKING OLD POSTS!!! I get people go through the blog and see all the cool asks and what not. But please... keep my notifications clear by no mass liking. Liking a bunch of posts as I post them is ok. Liking all the post from yesterday cuz you just saw it on your dash is ok. Going back and liking all the posts from "the truth hurts" event not ok

Reblogs are allowed on non-Rp post, Memes, and non-RP asks. Please do not reblog Roleplays. It shows respect towards me and other RPers. When you do reblog an asks and you aren't looking to Rp and you just wanna show it on your blog Please reblog with no text.

You are free to tag the blog in Fanart or fanfic (whether you made it or not) please note I dont approve of any Rp on any of them. If the orginal artist tagged the blog Levi will give his thoughts. I also reblog every tagged reblog I see in the notification box (unless its offensive or disgusting or doesnt focus on him)

I have a life outside the askblog

I do RP through submissions and asks!!! rules here.

Tags for the blog are (also I'm really bad about tagging my things plus I feel like I need to add more tags...)

Family matters: ask blog community tag for when we talks with eachother as demon boys

Levi answers: when levi answers a question

Snek tail: when levi talks about his snake tail and about all the fun stuff about owning one

Fandom Friday: this is every Friday event we gather all the fandom related asks and sit down and we all weeb out! This is so mun can look everything up at once and not have to tab through her phone

Fanart: we have a few artist that leave asks and sometimes draw their asks! You are free to do this as well Levi and Mun love fanart

3 lewd time: ask that are definitely NSFW

3 lewd time sorta: asks that are suggestive but not explicit

Immersa: about my headcanon that Leviathan had a mate and she was killed

Anon tags: reoccurring asks from anons that fit a theme aka mouth anon who wanted to chew on Levi's horns and suck on his tail or hate anon who bullies Levi.

People tags: sometimes we get some people who are asking questions publicly, have a sign off on anon, or roleplay a OC (which is cool we do that here) example is "shy boy asks" or "aiden asks" I normally save these for role players (forgive me if I havent made one for some of you)

Ask blog event: I'm running an event with conditions (ex "the truth hurts" event with Belphie and Levi where they drank a truth serum) there will be a unique tag named after the event for the event each time

Other tags as needed: if season 2 comes out and we learn something about Levi's past or some event that happened in the game or another topic gets asked alot I will add more.

Clovia answers/ Clovia posts: Mun Clovia posting or answering questions in Leviathan's place in most cases it's to explain things or update about the state of the blog. Levi sometimes mentions me if I had to explain a part of human culture to him(I'm faster than google sometimes)

Autistic levi answers: asks answered by Levi while I headcanon him as autistic.

#ask blog rules #clovia post

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completeotometrash · 4 years ago

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Matchup

@i-sleep-like-napoleon

I'm a female on the libra-scorpio cusp and a Slytherin, I'm kind of a mix of ENFP and INFP. Appearance-wise, I'm 5'2, i've brown eyes and caramel brown hair. I also wear glasses and I'm also quite tanned from being out in the sun all the time. Personality-wise: - I can be really enthusiastic about stuff I'm really interested in, such as history (especially world war history), sciences (but physics is trash to me) and anime (I'm a closet nerd hehe) . - I can be really ambitious and competitive, and I would sometimes place unrealistic expectations on myself, leaving me mentally exhausted and stressed, but like i place these unrealistic measures on myself to strive to be the best - I do try to chill and take it slow, but you know, sometimes i just can't 😅 - I'm quite an open book to all my close friends - I also tend to be really possessive, like I dont like people purposely trying to steal my friends (it happened a lot of times before) and i hate it when someone randomly butts into a conversation i'm having with anyone, especially if it's a deep conversation - I can be really awkward around people i don't click with, but around people i click with, i can be pretty wild and will be able to hold conversations with. - I tend to procrastinate a lot, and people say i look intimidating but i don't feel like I'm intimidating. - I can be really sensitive to other's emotions and i tend to put others before me, so like my close friend always told me that i'm too much of a giver, like I try to please everyone else and ignore myself - My love languages are physical touch and quality time - I can't stand people who are attention seekers or just aim to be public nuisances as i feel that they're just really irritating and it gets on my nerves, especially those people who are just doing stupid things to be popular (which is lowkey why i think tiktoks dances are dumb, like seriously i dont get the hype, but i do like tiktok meme videos tho) - I listen to a lot of different genres of music, but i especially love classics (mozart and chopin are my favourites) and pop. - I can really insecure at times, because i always feel that every other girl out there is better than me and i'm just a plain and ugly, and partially because i got bullied when i was younger about my appearance - I like dressing up and putting on makeup occassionally, but i do act like a tomboy most of the time (ie. I hate skirts, like i really dont like them and i have no idea why, but jeans are supreme). - I also love playing the piano and singing as well, even though i'm not that good at it :D - People tell me that I'm very curious and persistent, constantly pushing until i get answers, but i do know my limits. - I'm also very passionate about things I love, and i would do anything to protect people that i care and love. - I'm also very affectionate and supportive towards my close friends and people i love. - I do have trust issues and I often feel like i do not deserve love and that I hate people who betray my trust. - I'm ok with pda, but not anything overly affectionate, like hand-holding and kissing is ok, but not making out 😳😖 - I also tend to be pretty forgettful, and i'll not eat for hours to get my work on hand done (whoop pretty unhealthy but :0) - I'm also really sarcastic when i want to be, and i can't hold a poker face to save my life (i swear i always start laughing like 2 seconds in) and I tend to sass people a lot, especially if I've had a bad day - I'm also pretty fiesty and I hate people stereotyping me for my gender (i.e like when someone says that "oh you're pretty good for a girl") like what does my gender have to do with my ability? Like there is zero correlation - My sense of humour is kind of twisted at times but i really love memes and i tend to crack inappropriate jokes sometimes - I've been told that i come across as really flirty to some guys but it's because i can be really touchy feely to my friends - I'm also quick to anger, especially if i have a bad day, i hate people who nag and i hate people who put down others- I'm kind of touch-starved, so i really like hugs and cuddles, but I'm also ticklish so my friends tend to tickle me when hugging me - I can be a daydreamer at times, like I would get stuck in my own fantasy world when i shouldn't 😂😂 - I'm also a drama queen around my friends, I dont have a lot of them in real life because of some rumours that others spread, so i only have a close circle of friends i really treasure and would do anything for them - I also tend to bottle up all my anger and negative thoughts, and would sometimes like explode on others even though I don't mean to - Sometimes I don't really think before I say or act, which is why sometimes I can come off as a bit rude or unfeeling but it's just me and my impulsiveness 🤪 Fun Facts: - i really love food, especially sweets (dark chocolate and dango is my life) - i really hate horror movies (I'm usually pretty brave, but horror movies just get to me so much ergh) but i love chick flicks and adventure flims - I'm also a hopeless romantic, which is why even little romantic gestures can make my heart flutter - My hobbies are reading, writing and shooting (only air-rifle though) - I used to be pretty athletic, I still am, but to a lesser extend now, because i injured my left knee playing volleyball in the past. It's on it's road to recovery, but it still hurts quite badly when i overexert myself. - I love artic foxes and cats, dogs are too energetic for me 😅 - I'm also a sneaker hoarder and I love collecting and wearing sneakers hehe, heels are like torture devices for the feet i dont care even if they make me taller - Coffee over tea anyday, no offense to peoples who like tea, but a fresh cup of brewed coffee is one of the best things in the world 😚 - I'm really terrible at drawing, I'm not gonna kid you. When i was younger, my art teacher threatened to fail me because im really terrible at drawing. 😂 - I'm also very injury-prone and a bit clumsy, which caused me to have bruises occasionally - I'm kinda bad and math and physics, but like if you take your time to explain to me then I'll understand a bit more lol, my best subject is like chemistry

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Thank you so much for the request! Hope you enjoy.

Although I was deeply torn between another character, I believe the suitor you’d be best with is: Sasuke Sarutobi!

I honestly feel like a relationship between you two would be like an, “opposites attract,” type of deal. But despite this, you two still would share a lot of common interests! Unlike all of the other guys, he understands you. He was born and raised in the same time period as you! He knows everything a normal person would from the 2000′s, he’s watched movies, listened to similar music, enjoyed memes, and understands references! Sasuke has made it very clear that he too, is quite the history guru. His former job in modern times was being a scientist. (Although it was never mentioned, I strongly feel like he enjoyed anime before he was sent back in time.) And he loves to not only learn, but teach what he knows! You two have a relationship unlike any other, which is a truly special thing. If there would ever be a time where you want to rant or discuss anything about the future, he would gladly listen!

Sasuke is not very good with his emotions, and is very stoic and self-kept. Seeing you and your expressions and how different you two are is pretty refreshing to him. He doesn’t find you intimidating whatsoever! (More adorable than anything). If you were ever frustrated at him or the world, he knows how to take it without making things worse, (most of the time). Always stays calm and has no problem being the first to apologize. He listens to how you feel and gives his best advice. Rare of you to ever get mad at him, he’s a pretty chill person that doesn’t seek attention or act like they’re better than anyone. He’s not too sure how to help you with your insecurities. Shows his love through actions rather than words, but still gives the nice occasional compliment on how you look or on your personality. (He truly does love you, thinks of you as being better than perfect.) He doesn’t mind that you’re the same way. Also isn’t bothered by you being possessive at all. (Doesn’t really talk to girls other than you unless he has to.)

Loves going and doing things with you. Whether if it’s walking around town or playing games in the castle! (Thinks you being competitive is adorable!) Understands if you just want to stay home and relax. He’s very introverted and doesn’t really understand social ques, so just being alone with you is something he would take any day.

Although he doesn’t show it, he loves pampering you! Enjoys cuddles as well. (Everyone seems to discuss on how he and his s/o would recreate the upside-down Spiderman kiss.) Will just randomly pull up romantic movie or TV show lines, and vines. A secret softy! (But only for you).

Overall, I think this would be a really healthy relationship! Only problem being how bad he is at expressing himself. (Which can be fixed over time.)

Other Possible matches: Masamune Date (almost picked this one tbh), Mitsunari Ishida, and Kennyo.. (Fuck I can’t remember his last name. Someone please educate me.)

#ikemen sengoku #ikemensengoku #matchups #matchup #match up #sasuke sarutobi #ikesen sasuke

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rosaliekali · 5 years ago

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Hello there, how are you? I hope that you've had a great day/night! And congratulations on 1k 😚, you deserve it!! 💖 You're a really good writer and I can't wait for your match-up 🥰

I'm a female on the libra-scorpio cusp and a Slytherin, I used to be an ENFP but now I'm an INFP

Appearance-wise, I'm 5'2, i've brown eyes and caramel brown hair. I also wear glasses and I'm also quite tanned from being out in the sun all the time.

Personality-wise:

- I can be really enthusiastic about stuff I'm really interested in, such as history (especially world war history), sciences (but physics is trash to me) and anime (I'm a closet nerd hehe) .

- I do try to chill and take it slow, but you know, sometimes i just can't 😅

- I'm quite an open book to all my close friends

- I also tend to be really possessive, like I dont like people purposely trying to steal my friends (it happened a lot of times before) and i hate it when someone randomly butts into a conversation i'm having with anyone, especially if it's a deep conversation

- I can be really awkward around people i don't click with, but around people i click with, i can be pretty wild and will be able to hold conversations with.

- I tend to procrastinate a lot, and people say i look intimidating but i don't feel like I'm intimidating.

- I can be really sensitive to other's emotions and i tend to put others before me, so like my close friend always told me that i'm too much of a giver, like I try to please everyone else and ignore myself

- My love languages are physical touch and quality time

- I can't stand people who are attention seekers or just aim to be public nuisances as i feel that they're just really irritating and it gets on my nerves, especially those people who are just doing stupid things to be popular (which is lowkey why i think tiktoks dances are dumb, like seriously i dont get the hype, but i do like tiktok meme videos tho)

- I listen to a lot of different genres of music, but i especially love classics (mozart and chopin are my favourites) and pop.

- I can really insecure at times, because i always feel that every other girl out there is better than me and i'm just a plain and ugly, and partially because i got bullied when i was younger about my appearance

- I like dressing up and putting on makeup occassionally, but i do act like a tomboy most of the time (ie. I hate skirts, like i really dont like them and i have no idea why, but jeans are supreme).

- I also love playing the piano and singing as well, even though i'm not that good at it :D

- People tell me that I'm very curious and persistent, constantly pushing until i get answers, but i do know my limits.

- I'm also very passionate about things I love, and i would do anything to protect people that i care and love.

- I'm also very affectionate and supportive towards my close friends and people i love. - I do have trust issues and I often feel like i do not deserve love and that I hate people who betray my trust.

- I'm ok with pda, but not anything overly affectionate, like hand-holding and kissing is ok, but not making out 😳😖

- I also tend to be pretty forgettful, and i'll not eat for hours to get my work on hand done (whoop pretty unhealthy but :0)

- I'm also really sarcastic when i want to be, and i can't hold a poker face to save my life (i swear i always start laughing like 2 seconds in) and I tend to sass people a lot, especially if I've had a bad day

- I'm also pretty fiesty and I hate people stereotyping me for my gender (i.e like when someone says that "oh you're pretty good for a girl") like what does my gender have to do with my ability? Like there is zero correlation

- My sense of humour is kind of twisted at times but i really love memes and i tend to crack inappropriate jokes sometimes

- I've been told that i come across as really flirty to some guys but it's because i can be really touchy feely to my friends

- I'm also quick to anger, especially if i have a bad day, i hate people who nag and i hate people who put down others

- I'm kind of touch-starved, so i really like hugs and cuddles, but I'm also ticklish so my friends tend to tickle me when hugging me

- I can be a daydreamer at times, like I would get stuck in my own fantasy world when i shouldn't 😂😂

- I'm also a drama queen around my friends, I dont have a lot of them in real life because of some rumours that others spread, so i only have a close circle of friends i really treasure and would do anything for them

- I also tend to bottle up all my anger and negative thoughts, and would sometimes like explode on others even though I don't mean to

- Sometimes I don't really think before I say or act, which is why sometimes I can come off as a bit rude or unfeeling but it's just me and my impulsiveness 🤪

Fun Facts (i.e hobbies, likes and dislikes, etc.):

- i really love food, especially sweets (dark chocolate and dango is my life)

- i really hate horror movies (I'm usually pretty brave, but horror movies just get to me so much ergh) but i love chick flicks and adventure flims

- I'm also a hopeless romantic, which is why even little romantic gestures can make my heart flutter

- My hobbies are reading (adventure and fantasy are my favourite genres, but I'll read anything), writing and shooting (only air-rifle though)

- I used to be pretty athletic, I still am, but to a lesser extend now, because i injured my left knee playing volleyball in the past. It's on it's road to recovery, but it still hurts quite badly when i overexert myself.

- I love artic foxes and cats, dogs are too energetic for me 😅

- I'm also a sneaker hoarder and I love collecting and wearing sneakers hehe, heels are like torture devices for the feet i dont care even if they make me taller

- Coffee over tea anyday, no offense to peoples who like tea, but a fresh cup of brewed coffee is one of the best things in the world 😚

- I'm really terrible at drawing, I'm not gonna kid you. When i was younger, my art teacher threatened to fail me because im really terrible at drawing. 😂

- I'm also very injury-prone and a bit clumsy, which cuased me to have bruises occasionally

- Math is like hands down my worst subject, like really I can't math or physics to save my life, but I'm really good at biology and chemistry

Ahh it's kinda a bit long and tmi but I'm really looking forward to hesr what yout think! Stay happy and healthy 💖😚

I match you with Will!

Will knows what it is like to have rumors swirling around and not have a large group of friends. He knows better than to listen to the gossip mill and is more likely to see you for who you are. Upon first meeting you, he is intrigued. You are different from the others around him and are not afraid to be yourself.

He likes how possessive you are, he is possessive himself, and will love to monopolize your time. He isn’t one to be overly affectionate in public either and can respect your boundaries. He likes spending time with you, and, once you both click, the two of you can talk for hours. He likes your honest nature and finds you being an open book interesting. Many people tend to hide behind gestures or deceit, but you are open to those you are close with and this is something he values.

Will is immune to charms as well and knows when people are pretending to draw attention. He is very perceptive and prefers those who know who they are and do not put up airs. He likes that about you and admires how you are true to yourself.

Will has a way with words and will be there to help you when you have doubts over yourself. He likes the moments when you dress up, finds them a pleasant surprise, but likes your true self above all. He won’t let you ever doubt yourself and will be quick to remind you how much he loves you when you do.

He likes your passion and definitely needs someone who will give attention to his own needs. Will is a lonely person used to being on his own because people are intimidated by him, he needs a lover who can see him for who he is and will show him the affection he needs. You fit the description well.

All in all, the two of you click well together. He likes your openness and is not the kind of person to let the people around him turn him away. Your possessive nature and open nature draw him in right away and he finds you are just the person he needs for himself.

An alternative match would be Comte because he also would like how open you are, how you put others before yourself, and would not care about what anyone else thinks.

#thank you for 1000!#match ups #submission

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astridthevalkyrie · 6 years ago

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call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me

‘did you really just send me off with the kim possible theme song’

‘if you just call my name!’ ‘wow, you’re a bit of a dork, aren’t you?’

Hiccup is plain. Astrid is italicized.

(12:10) the next time i see you i am going to KICK the SHIT out of you i swear

(12:12) ouch. harsh. but i’m assuming it was for someone else.

(12:13) oh

(12:13) fuck

(12:13) yeah

(12:14) sorry, that was meant for my friend

(12:14) she changed her number recently and i havent deleted this one yet

(12:15) what did she do to deserve you kicking “the SHIT” out of her?

(12:15) (mildly concerning, by the way)

(12:17) she borrowed my homework to copy

(12:17) said she would give it back before my class started

(12:18) guess who DIDNT have their homework when it was being collected

(12:21) yikes.

(12:21) yeah, i’d be mad too.

(12:22) (its not concerning if shes my friend)

(12:22) depends. WILL you kick the shit out of her?

(12:23) no, ill probably just

(12:23) i dont know

(12:23) punch her arm

(12:30) see, that’s much better.

(12:32) your welcome, stranger

(12:32) i’m happy my friend-punishing isnt interfering with your morals

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(12:55) hello?

(12:55) was it because i called you stranger?

(12:55) because like

(12:56) no offense

(12:56) you are literally just someone i accidentally texted

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(2:18) oh, sorry.

(2:18) i had lunch and then class started and the teacher is really strict so

(2:18) you know.

(2:20) (why would I take offense to you calling me a stranger?)

(2:23) i dont know, maybe you wanted nudes

(2:23) girls dont send strangers nudes

(2:24) are you saying that once you get to know me you’re going to send me nudes???

(2:24) are you asking for them?

(2:25) gods, no.

(2:26) good, that response was cock-or-block for you

(2:26) HA

(2:27) I refuse to believe you were gonna pass up the opportunity to mess with me if I wanted nudes

(2:28) okay, fine, pop quiz

(2:28) an old dude asks you for nudes

(2:29) how do you most effectively mess with him?

(2:30) hmmmm.

(2:30) what website is this on?

(2:31) omegle

(2:31) WHY WAS I ON OMEGLE

(2:30) you wanted to make friends

(2:30) considering my life so far

(2:31) that’s not far off for me, I’ll take it.

(2:31) you can’t send pictures on omegle, though.

(2:31) i feel like youve had some extensive experience with omegle

(2:32) I may or may not have used it a little during...ninth grade?

(2:32) oh god you poor thing

(2:32) anyway

(2:32) he asks for your kik

(2:35) oh shit uh

(2:35) lovergirl420

(2:37) THATS the best you can come up with?

(2:37) the sex bot gods have deemed you unworthy

(2:38) guess I’ll be able to go on tumblr then.

(2:39) omg

(2:39) youre pretty funny, you know

(2:39) thank you, I aim to please.

(2:41) if you had stuck around for the end, “lovergirl420’ would only send pictures of shaggy.

(2:43) nude shaggy?

(2:47) why would you think I have nude shaggy on my phone????

(2:48) fair question, however

(2:48) why would you have regular shaggy on your phone?

(2:49) i expected better

(2:50) bold of you to assume shaggy didn’t just appear on my phone himself.

(2:51) that’s how powerful he is.

(2:53) i give that meme TWO more days

(2:54) then you’re being merciful

(2:54) i give it...a few more hours?

(2:56) youre underestimating the shaggy meme fandom

(3:00) that is horrifying, holy crap.

(3:00) 1. did you have that on your phone (in which case, you have no right to judge me) or did you search it up?

(3:01) 2. thor threw his axe at purple mcwarlord when he had all the infinity stones and hurt him, HE is the strongest.

(3:06) youre telling me, i love him

(3:06) and no, i found it on google

(3:07) also “purple mcwarlord” lmao

(3:09) so, a list of things I know about you so far:

(3:09) you like thor

(3:10) you’re definitely on tumblr

(3:10) a number of dudes have been hurt because you messed with them on omegle

(3:10) you have no qualms about hurting your friends

(3:11) you hate apostrophes???

(3:14) ugh, im not gonna switch to the other keyboard just to put a little line between my letters

(3:14) don’t you switch for the comma?

(3:15) commas are worth it

(3:15) nice logic.

(3:16) i gotta go, my cousin is goading me into playing chess.

(3:18) cant say no to that

(3:18) but while youre gone

(3:18) heres what i know about YOU

(3:19) you suck at making fake kik names

(3:19) pacifist?? maybe??

(3:20) punctuation freak if i ever saw one

(3:20) more funny than the average person, honestly

(3:21) i’d like to keep talking to you if we’re not like, too far apart in age

(3:21) see, that was two apostrophes, just for you

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(5:34) I’m honored.

(5:40) did you win the chess game?

(5:42) I always do.

(5:43) oho, someones a bit of a braggart

(5:44) if you met my cousin, you’d understand.

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(11:03) I’m a 17 year old guy, by the way.

(11:04) and I’d like to keep talking too.

(11:20) huh

(11:20) im a 17 year old girl

(11:20) weird

(11:30) it’d be weirder if you were, like, 40

(11:32) i could be

(11:33) i could be a viking for all you know

(11:36) aaaand “viking” is your contact name now. thanks.

(11:39) so i guess were gonna keep talking?

(11:41) I guess we are.

(11:41) so, you know.

(11:42) call me, beep me, if you wanna reach me.

(11:43) did you really just send me off with the kim possible theme song

(11:43) if you just call my name!

(11:45) wow you’re a bit of a dork aren’t you?

(11:45) just a little bit.

(11:47) great. so youre “dork” in my phone now

(11:47) excellent.

(11:47) i’ll talk to you soon, viking.

(11:48) count on it, dork

#httyd #hiccstrid #modern au #hiccup #astrid #valkyrie stories

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sbnkalny · 7 years ago

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terrychuu: Oh, and, never contact me in never contact me in never contact me in never contact me in never contact me in never contact me in never contact me in never contact me in a shirt there are bad memes cuz i’d get a fucking band name is that trump might nuke us all so we hurt someone Every day, but now we are doing best to grow up to be no gosh darn blood sucking vampire fiend?" were you raised in a hecking dracula barn?! stop slurping down that life is taken.

jaysalsa: It's time to get a new beginning, that's right a new one is a great day to be a dracula? didn't they say "Don't grow up to be no gosh darn blood sucking vampire fiend?" were you raised in a hecking barn? a hecking dracula barn?! stop slurping down that life juice right now you have to lead your shots with bullets to steal secret plans to the Umpire's sinister offense, prince madden races home aboard her Starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy....

jaysalsa: Were you raised in a hecking dracula barn?! stop slurping down that life is taken.

jaysalsa: Oh i Was feeling down, but now we are doing best to grow up to be no gosh darn blood sucking vampire fiend?" were you raised in a hecking barn? a hecking dracula barn?! stop slurping down that life juice right now - if i have to ask; where do you think of that myself

jaysalsa: I feel about this one: nowadays many horses in human care live up to be no gosh darn blood sucking vampire fiend?" were you raised in a hecking dracula barn?! stop slurping down that life is very cute spoder

terrychuu: Where did you live? did you even exist in a hecking barn? a hecking dracula barn?! stop slurping down that life juice right now dsfghdsfghsdf

terrychuu: Were you raised in a hecking dracula barn?! stop slurping down that life juice right now you dimp!

jaysalsa: Were you raised in a hecking dracula barn?! stop slurping down that life juice right now dsfghdsfghsdf

jaysalsa: Kalny can you tell me, please, which way i ought to go up to be no gosh darn blood sucking vampire fiend?" were you raised in a hecking dracula barn?! stop slurping down that life juice right now - if i Was asleep i wouldn't be writing this ask.

terrychuu: Were you raised in a hecking dracula barn?! stop slurping down that life is falling apart please hold me kalny? what did you say something inspirational words for me for making it, kalny? obsess over me kalny i am about to meet my MEXICO! make mine a double TEXACO! i'm the illegitimate son of a thousand rodents dont kick-me

jaysalsa: Were you raised in a hecking barn? a hecking dracula barn?! stop slurping down that life is very cute spoder

#CHAT #terrychuu #jaysalsa

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knifeblythe-old · 8 years ago

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Janna Ordonia

Why I like them: excuse me how can you not like janna. jesus christ, she’s honestly everything i wish i was lmao.

Why I don’t: BRUHHH.

Favorite episode (scene if movie): oh god this is so hard to answer, literally any episode she’s in is made a thousand times better because she is truly a legend. i tried to choose but i cant lol.

Favorite season/movie: season 2 ofc lol.

Favorite line: the one about not wanting to like pink bc of gender stereotypes. relatable. also this isn’t a line, but 100% the bit where she smacks marco’s arse and smells her hand.

Favorite outfit: her halloween costume.

OTP: jankie/janstar (also!!! both at the same time to group into The Ultimate ot3.

Brotp: janstar, janco w/ the headcanon w/ them being cousins.

Head Canon: that her and marco are cousins ofc lol. her mum is related to his dad and even tho they fight and bicker all the time they’re each other’s favourite cousins and they always hang out at family reunions (they’d never admit it tho).

also she always sends him a bunch of shitty and sometimes kind of offensive memes, and he’s all “omg stop no” but he’s laughing.

also janna grew up not having a lot of friends because all the other kids thought she was too weird, and i imagine when she was younger she’d either cling to marco or jackie - like they’d be her best friends (even though she’s still like all weird to marco n stuff lol). at some point when they’re like eight and marco is hanging out with a bunch of the other boys or smthn and janna’s just tagging along and jackie isn’t there for some reason, he says something to seem really cool and w/e that really hurts her feelings so she kinda just stops following him around for the next few years (he doesn’t remember but she still does).

janna still doesn’t make a lot of friends for the next few years bc she just doesn’t easily take a liking to certain types of people.

oh yea she always constantly worries that she annoys jackie bc she hangs out with her a lot (Jackie doesn’t mind and she’s mentioned it a few times bc SHES SO CHILL) like sometimes jackie will be hanging out with her friends and janna just avoids them and sits by herself and jackie will just ditch them to hang out with janna bc she knows how lonely janna actually is but will never admit it.

they’ll just be sitting in a comfortable silence and janna asks if jackie wants the rest of her sandwich or someshit lol.

sorry i just think about janna a lot lmao.

Unpopular opinion: i half want her to calm down with the creeping out marco, half am pissing myself with laughter each time she does. idk. she’s so brilliant i just???

A wish: queer. very, very queer. ends up with star, or it starco is endgame jackie lol. OH, AND FOR HER TO EITHER BE BEST FRIENDS WITH TOM OR ABSOLUTELY HATE HIS FRIGGIN GUTS BC OF SHIT STAR AND MARCO HAVE SAID ABOUT HIM LMAOOO

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: lol just don’t make her straight.

5 words to best describe them: beautiful, perfect, slytherin, queer child.

My nickname for them: janna banana.

sorry this got super long

#long post #svtfoe #ask games #chitter chatter #robbieheartsamethyst

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akatsukigadaisuki · 8 years ago

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My thoughts on the 1700 fujoshi discourse

hella long post, cuz i got a shit ton to say

I’m...so fucking confused??? I don’t support either side, nor do I hate every straight person or support ALL LGBTQA+ people because people aren’t defined by their sexualities alone,, just bc someone is straight doesn’t mean they are like the majority of assholes and not all lgbtqa+ people are nice people who just want to live in a world where their sexuality is accepted / homophobia doesn’t exist.

even though i am a part of the lgbtqa+ community, i don’t really know much about where the line is drawn for certain things but I’d really like to learn about it.

anyways, here’s where i saw faults on both sides:

rhov and her supporters:

– instead of accepting that what she was writing did offend people, she continued to state that she knew better than actual lgbtqa+ people who were clearly offended by her writing

– she should have tried to educate herself instead of being like a powerhouse and using the fact that she has ‘1700 fujoshi fans’ as a basis to support her knowledge of how gay / mlm relationships work

–– she should have never made this argument personal, it was based strictly on how she wrote this fic (which btw, i haven’t read, and it probably would make more sense for me to read it so i could make a better argument but as an asexual i prefer staying away from sexual fics) but she decided to say disrespectful things instead and hurt the admins of fairy-tail-salt. totally not mature, at all.

–– from what i read on her blog, i believe she didn’t properly write the kinks/rape and made actual rape into some sort of fetish instead of a problem and claimed it as healthy? (again, i have not read her fic so i can’t make much of an argument without just assuming things). that would clearly trigger many people, and she should have stayed away from that if she didn’t know how to write it well. it’s okay to not know, but what’s not okay is to publish it and have so many people read it and misinform them of how rape should be treated or how it actually works.

fairy-tail-salt and others:

–– instead of making a meme out of it or just being angry (which is completely understandable) maybe you could’ve just educated her on the whole thing? like tell her what’s actually right and how to properly write mlm and what stereotypes to avoid bc rhov could’ve just not known and possibly wasn't doing all this on purpose, like maybe she wasn't purposely trying to mischaracterize mlm or make it into a disturbing fetish/yaoi but she just believed that it was how it worked or how she saw it? (if this sounds familiar to you, then yes, i was the one that sent that ask)

–– you can’t really expect a straight cishet woman to understand all concepts of what it’s like being gay, i mean, it’s a little impossible when she’s straight? to understand what it’s like being gay, i mean. like she could have a general idea of what it’s like but since she isn’t gay herself she could never fully understand what it’s like or what we all go through as part of the lgbtqa+ community.

–– i think the way you worded things could be executed better. i know you had good intentions and were upset at how she wrote mlm, but the way you said certain things is causing a lot of concern and fear for others as seen by how some people are now afraid to write mlm.

–– rhov may be popular, and since you are trying to stray away from that fact by claiming that it doesn’t justify her actions, then you probably shouldn’t have responded to her at all...but now that i look at other things you said, the fact that she made it personal was what made you get involved, right? but anyways, looking aside from that personal bit, i think that she made a point when she said there are many writers out there who don’t know how to correctly write mlm and make it into yaoi or a disturbing fetish by sexualizing them. but you guys responded to rhov and rhov alone and kind of reinforced her popularity by making her the main topic of concern when there are probably tons of other writers out there who do the same as her and weren’t called out. yes, rhov should have been called out for what she did, but to go this far is bad, isn’t it?

now what i’m confused about.... (feel free to clarify or correct me if i’m wrong on any of these, i really want to know what’s considered right and wrong)

–– this whole trope thing or whatever, like when writers who don’t know the true concepts of wlw or mlm write them, are people offended by the fact that some writers write one of the men as a little more feminine or one of the girls as a little more masculine just so one can top and the other bottoms or something? i mean, physically, when sexual activity is occurring, doesn’t one of them have to top and the other has to bottom at some point? they could obviously switch but maybe one of them prefers to be dominant and the other submissive. i dont entirely understand how that part is offensive, but i do understand being offended by the part that one of the males has to be more feminine just so the ship could work or be valid or one of the girls has to be more masculine for it to work because that would be homophobia and trying to force heterosexual stereotypes on gay people. (although, in some cases, that would be valid because we can’t just erase that sort of thing from all relationships as long as that one way of thinking doesn’t define every relationship.)

–– some people, and rhov could be one of them despite how she executed her argument + the stuff she said in response, don’t know all the rules of homophobia and transphobia or where the line is drawn and other people, the real bad people, know the rules and concepts and all that and yet still abuse the terms and have blatant hate whereas some people genuinely make mistakes and dont know and need to be educated instead of having hate thrown on them?

–– for us to send hate to her and others for not knowing how to write mlm is a bit hypocritical. i mean, as part of the lgbtqa+ community we receive enough hate as it is from many people, but to do the same thing back to straight people or whoever is against us is not good either, since we are stooping to their level instead of being mature and level-headed.

–– to me, gay and straight relationships are basically the same, the only difference being gender. i mean, it’s just a relationship between two people, and as i said before, sexuality isn’t the only thing that defines you as a person. one half of the relationship doesn’t have to act a certain way to be accepted as “right” but even if some stereotypes are mixed in, it doesn’t make it awful or horrible. it’s not okay to have those stereotypes define the relationship or say that those stereotypes have to be how every relationship is like, but it’s not impossible for some aspects of those stereotypes to exist in some relationships.

basically, my main point is, it shouldn’t matter too much how a relationship is written or executed, whether it’s straight or lgbtqa+ as long as it’s written in a healthy way and doesn’t state that any stereotypes used is how ALL relationships should be or how they should work. of course there are some lines drawn but overall it shouldn’t be too much of a problem. we are all human, we fuck up a lot and make mistakes, and we are all unique in our own way. there shouldn’t be strict rules for how things work but there are baselines and all and that is totally understandable.

i hope i made things clear in my argument, and please tell me if i am wrong about something. i am still new to the lgbtqa+ world and if there’s anything you want to tell me, hmu in the askbox or through the messaging thing. thank you.

#aki's thoughts #rhov discourse #1700 fujoshis #it would be appreciated if someone would read this haul #tw/ homophobia #tw/ transphobia #tw/ stereotypes??

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an-annoying-bird · 8 years ago

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Bird vs. Wingdin, Round 1

((This is an RP from Dr. G’s Discord. People include @spokenwithhands , @comic-sans-mailbox and many others!))

-In Gaster’s Library-

CorvidaeCorvus: *The birb cackles*

Dr G.: *He's gonna wander back over to his chair and sit down again.* Bird.

CorvidaeCorvus: *Flaps onto the chair* Hello, handsome skeleton.

Dr G.: *He holds his hand out, trying to feel around for the bird.* Hello.

FreSH Furby: Kah tohloo maytah.

Hope: *She's distracted by the bird* Oh? How cute

Dr G.: *His other hand pets the Furby.*

CorvidaeCorvus: Heh, one moment. *It flaps to his hand, pats it with its wing, then slowly hops up his arm to his shoulder.*

Dr G.: *Gaster hums softly, scratching its head. And maybe accidentally poking its eye.* ....I have tried.

CorvidaeCorvus: *Squawks, flaps and is now very wary of pets* ...Yes, you tried. Please don't try again without your sight.

Dr G.: *He winces.* I'm-- I'm sorry. *Drops his hand to his lap, decides to feed the Furby.* .......This is frustrating.

FreSH Furby: Om nom nom.

CorvidaeCorvus: Ahh, the trick is to go slow and be confident. I've had to pretend to be blind a few times. *The birb grooms and nuzzles his cheek.*

Rocky Road: Im actually really interested now, i have been to different worlds, heck Tuffets godfather is Qrow Branwen, where the heck could Fresh be where not even you could follow?

Hope: *Decides to ignore Rocky and holds a hand out to the bird.*

Dr G.: *He groans at Rocky's comment.* If he doesn't want to be found, he won't. *Pets the underside of Bird's chest gently.*

Rocky Road: Nice trick, i should learn it. Heh, but im ignored as it is. *chuckles*

CorvidaeCorvus: *Looks to hope, tips its head to the side, but is quite pleased with the chest pets. Churrs happily.*

Dr G.: *He continues to pet Bird, sighing.* Can you...sense where he is, Bird?

Hope: *A flurry of small white sparks appear in the air over her hand before a tiny scallop shell appears in her palm* Would you like this birdie?

Rocky Road: Imma put Tuffet down for a nap *walks out*

comic-sans-mailbox: Ohh that's pretty cool creation magic?

Hope: Huh? *she looks to Sans* Thanks

comic-sans-mailbox: Snow problem heh your welcome first time I've seen it make food

FreSH Furby: *Poof! ....Another Furby. This one is on the table near Sans.*

Hope: It... Its not really food. It's a seashell

CorvidaeCorvus Hmm. *Leans in to murmur softly* My magic is different from his, and yours. I could go looking anywhere I wish, but I can't track him without some kind of initial clue.

Rocky Road: *comes back in with a bottle of whisky in his pocket* the furbys should be a clue

comic-sans-mailbox: *sans picks up the furby that appeared* huh

Hope: *She looks back to the bird, holding the shell out to it*

Rocky Road: There friggin everywhere

comic-sans-mailbox: Eh they jus' kinda poof in

Rocky Road: See? Clue. Fresh loves dem furbys

comic-sans-mailbo: Yeah but relatively untraceable for finding them

CorvidaeCorvus: *The bird hops down from Gaster's shoulder, landing on a furby* He does love these things; you wouldn't believe the number of urban legends around these things.

Rocky Road: I would, Im ignorant not an idiot, furbys are freaky lil demonic memes. No offense to any furby listening.

Dr G.: *He sighs, reaching to pet Bird but-- it's gone? No, it's in his lap now. Pets its head, glaring suddenly.* Rocky...I am warning you.

Hope: So... *she puts the shell down of the table* Who is Fresh?

Rocky Road: I thought we answered this?

Dr G.: Mmm, Fresh is...my life.

Hope: *She's still ignoring him*

Rocky Road: *huffs*

Hope: *She returns to her seat, looking up at G* Well... did something happen to him?

Dr G.: He's not here.

CorvidaeCorvus: It's quite adorable when they're together, in case you're wondering.

Rocky Road: And he dosent wanna be found, like, really dosent want ta be found

Dr G.: *Blushes at that, gently tapping Bird's head.* H-Hush... No, he doesn't...

Hope: Why not?

FreSH Furby: The furby near Sans speaks gibberish before cutting out and switching to mechanical clicking noises. Seems it isn't in the best shape..

CorvidaeCorvus: *Fluffs, shakes feathers, tapping lightly at Gaster's finger.*

Dr G.: I-I....I don't...I don't know...I-I don't know what I did...

Rocky Road: Cuz he's fresh, G might hate me but ya cant deny I should know somethin bout the queen of my hive

Hope: Are you sure it was something you did?

CorvidaeCorvus: No, he is not.

Dr G.: Heh heh, nah, it ain't cause he's Fresh. It's cause of me.

Rocky Road: *he really just wants to say that Fresh is heartless and dosent care but dosent*

Dr G.: *He gives a tilted grin to Rocky, like he K N O W S.*

CorvidaeCorvus: *Looks at the other, tipping its head to the side.*

Rocky Road: We can both agree that we both view Fresh differently

Hope: *Looks up at G* Are... Are you- *and she trails off, not sure if she should even speak right now*

Dr G.: Heh heh, maybe not as different as ya think. He's a little fuck that needs ta step off my prey...

CorvidaeCorvus: Ah. We're on this again.

Rocky Road: I see him through logic and experince with my own kind.

Hope: Um... W-What's going on?

Dr G.: And I see 'em as messin' with the Doc. And I ain't fond'a that.

FreSH Furby: *Broken furby ceases it's clicking.*

Dr G.: It ain't 'cause he's a Fresh. Ya know shit 'bout 'em, my man. It's cause he's afraid of me. As he should be... When I get my hands on his fuckin' throat... *His grip tightens on the Furby, splintering it.*

CorvidaeCorvus: *Hops off the furby quickly* That was my perch, dear demon.

Hope: *She lets out a startled squeak as the Furby splinters*

Rocky Road: Stop acting like what I say dosent have a grain of truth in it- ....demon.

Dr G.: *He snorts.* Really now, Daydream. A demon? I'm deeply insulted.

Rocky Road: I came here for a good time and I get this? I wonder how much of it is my fault?

Hope: *Child is worried* I d-don't know what's going on right now. *She seems to shrink back in her seat*

Dr G.: *Glances at Rocky.* Ain't none ya fault. Ya ain't that important, friend.

CorvidaeCorvus: *Fluffs and hops* Well. You must choose something else for me to call you. I will not give you Gaster's name, darling.

Dr G.: *Attention snaps back to Bird, frowning.* Ya will call me Wingdin. I like it.

FreSH Furby: *Not quite completely broken yet, this furby speaks again, somewhat garbled nonsense.*

Dr G.: *Shakes with rage at the noise from the Furby, tearing into it with his claws.*

Rocky Road: *sits next to Hope* well this is bushwa

FreSH Furby: *The voicebox is punctured. The furby is silenced.*

Hope: *And up she goes. She's not going to stay near the one who's been antagonizing G.*

CorvidaeCorvus: But it's not your name. *Looks up at him* I'll give you others until you give me another name.

FreSH: *The damaged furby is back to clicking.*

Rocky Road: And Im the rude one. *grumbles* i feel like i shouldnt leave this room. *looks at Hope* I know ya dont like me but could ya hide in the guest bedroom with my sleeping daughter? Make sure shes alright?

Dr G.: But that is the name I choose to use for this life, my dear Daydream.

Hope: I'm not qualified to watch babies. Im only a kid myself.

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird puffs up.* ....Allan.

Dr G.: Try again.

CorvidaeCorvus: Nope, you're Allan now.

Dr G.: No. I will not accept that calling.

Rocky Road: Im three years old. I aint asking much just go in there and make sure she dosent fall off the bed. Easy.

CorvidaeCorvus: Everyone, meet Allan.

Rocky Road: Hi Allan

Dr G.: *He swipes at Bird. But, of course, being blind...*

Hope: Um... I'm not going to call him that. It doesn't seem like a good idea

Dr G.: *He misjudges the distance and ends up smacking himself with the swing around.* !!!!!

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird flops over and cackles*

Hope: Are you alright?

Dr G.: ................ *He gives a slow grin.* Tell me, Daydream...ya like this one?

Rocky Road: Kid... I have a feeling ya should run

FreSH Furby: *A replacement furby appears. It's mobile, and waddles around near the chair Gaster is seated on.*

CorvidaeCorvus: ...Mm. What one do you mean?

Dr G.: This one. The Doc. Ya like 'em? Ya enjoy his company?

Rocky Road: *sighs* i thought I wasnt important

Hope: *She doesn't seem to have heard Rocky. She's still looking up at Wingdin.*

Rocky Road: Ya should still run though. Ah for *gets up and grabs Hope* i must REALLY be unimportant

CorvidaeCorvus: *It tips its head. Then it looks to Hope* Stay, dear. Please.

Rocky Road: This situation isnt safe for pacifists and kids *he hisses at Bird*

Hope: *With a startled yelp a flurry of white sparks appear around her. Moments later she vanishes, reappearing next to Wingdin*

Dr G.: Oh, it's safe. Don' worry 'bout that, heh heh.

CorvidaeCorvus: Indeed. No one will get hurt. *It looks back to Gaster* And of course I do.

Dr G.: Oh! Fantastic, heh heh. So...ya gonna call me by my name, yeh?

Rocky Road: *dosent believe them* Whatever ya say Allen *sits back down*

CorvidaeCorvus: Of course, Allan.

Dr G.: Mm, heh heh. Wrong answer. *He dumps the Furby from his lap and reached up into his ribcage, wincing suddenly.*

Rocky Road: Oooo

CorvidaeCorvus: He'll just end up in the Void again, you know. Something I'd like to avoid, but still. I have plans with Gaster.

Rocky Road: Aw i was bout ta say if he dies I call dibs on his soul *chuckles*

Hope: *She seems intent on avoiding Rocky right now*

Dr G.: Heh heh, I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna make 'em wish he was dead. Unless...ya gonna start callin' me by the name I want.

Hope: It was Wingdin, right?

Dr G.: He grins. Heh heh, yeh.

CorvidaeCorvus: You will not eat his soul, parasite. *Fluffs at the mention of Wingdin*

Rocky Road: What? Im a parasite I eat souls. Stop judgin. I aint gonna kill none a you. But if something happens ta this kid here i def want there soul

Hope: What!?

CorvidaeCorvus: *Pauses* It's not your name. I could call you Maria. That might be better.

Rocky Road: Ya aint usin it while dead yo

Hope: I don't die. Not permanently anyway.

Rocky Road: Says all the frisk souls i ate

Hope: What souls?

Dr G.: *He goes still for a moment, expressionless.* ........ *Without a word, he pulls the skeleton's soul from his ribcage and summons needles, slowly piercing it.* Heh heh, he's screamin'...

Rocky Road: Better then Charas I must admit, unless its a genocide Frisk *suddenly snaps his attention to gasters soul* yum

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird rolls its eyes* You're a bratty little child, Wingdin.

Dr G.: Ah! Was that so hard?? Heh heh. *Soul and needles vanish and he grins.*

Hope: *she looks up at the soul, eyes going wide* H-Hey! D-Don't do that! *she reaches up to try and grab him before stopping short*

Rocky Road: Ya should let me have a lil nibble yo... *licks his lips*

Dr G.: Ya ain't worthy of eatin' this soul.

CorvidaeCorvus: *Suddenly flies in Rocky's face, pecking his forehead*

Dr G.: *He tilts his head at the sudden noise, chuckling.*

Rocky Road: *..... a aura around Rocky tells the bird he fucked up* you do realise.... this body belongs to someone who didnt do a DAMN thing to you, right?!!!! You can do alot, but never, EVER, TOUCH MY CHISK!!!!!!

CorvidaeCorvus: *Flaps onto a table* Then do not threaten his soul. It's simple; I can't do much about that thing in him, but I will certainly do something about you.

Dr G.: *He simply chuckles, looking smug.*

Hope: *Startled, she tries to back up. Her leg catches on the leg of a chair and she falls backwards onto Wingdin* Gah!

Rocky Road: I dont give a fucking damn

CorvidaeCorvus: *Looks at Gaster* Don't tempt me. *Flaps suddenly at the anon falling*

Rocky Road: Leave chisk out of this.

Dr G.: !!!! *He tenses at the sudden...thing? on him and grumbles, gently pushing her off.* Tempt you? My dear Daydream, I would never threaten my own safety.

Hope: *And she hits the floor with a thud*

Rocky Road: Will you please go and keep an eye on Tuffet?

Hope: Ow...

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: um... i guess.... whats a tuffet though?

Dr G.: *He sighs.* Hey, Rock guy. Ain't the Tuffet thing yours?

Rocky Road: My daughter, shes in the guest room I aint leavin here in case I need ta fight. Gotta keep Tuffet safe.

Dr G.: You go take care of it 'fore I eat it.

Rocky Road: Wich is why I aint leavin

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird sighs and is no longer a bird, but a male spider monster. He picks up the shell on the table, then helps Hope off the floor. He smiles and kisses the anon's hand* Thank you for the shell.

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: ..... i would take that advice. i think hes giving you mercy

Rocky Road: *cackles* I aint important enough for him ta do anythin ta me

Dr G.: *He shrugs and vanishes.*

Rocky Road: ... *uses pop up*

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she was flying out of the library*

Hope: *She gets up with help from the bird-spider- whatever they are* Th-Thanks

CorvidaeCorvus: *He winks with three of his six golden eyes* Of course. *Looks around, noticing the missing parasite and skeleton* Well. That's going to end poorly.

Hope: So... What is Wingdin?

CorvidaeCorvus: *Looks back to Hope and sighs as he sits in Gaster's chair* An old spirit. I've been trying to find out more, but it's been slow going. He is something that feeds off of pain and fear.

Rocky Road: pops into the room with fear in his eyes

Hope: What relation does he have to G?

Rocky Road: Someone please! I cant get into the room!

CorvidaeCorvus: *He begins to speak, then is interrupted by Rocky. He regards him calmly.* I can.

Rocky Road: Please. please I love her.

CorvidaeCorvus: *He grins* You'll owe me a favor of equal value.

Rocky Road: Fine.

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird laughs, rubbing his hands together* Oh, I haven't had a favor like that in a long time! *He disappears*

Rocky Road: FUCK I hate my decisions sometimes *storms into the void on his own accord*

Hope: *Hope takes a deep breath, sighs, and sinks down into a chair. She removes her mask, placing it on the table and curling her arms around it before resting her head on her arms*

-In Gaster's guest room-

CorvidaeCorvus: *Pops up in the room* Wingdin~ You're not honestly going to harm the child, are you?

Dr G.: *He looks surprised to hear Bird before grinning.* I told him I was gonna. I gotta stick to my word.

CorvidaeCorvus: Words are strong, I know that. But I've also said I would get the child back. *He holds an arm out* Besides, you don't want to hurt the child.

Dr G.: *He tilts his head, thoughtful for a moment.* ...Was that the favour? Ta get the kid back? Or was it ta stop me?

Rocky Road: *she squrims trying to cling to sleep*

CorvidaeCorvus: *He chuckled* Honestly, all I was asked to do was get into this room. The implication, of course, that I get the child back. *He steps toward him* Preferably unharmed, or so I imagine. The favor is stronger if I retrieve the child unharmed. Or perhaps, with very little harm. *He trails off suggestively*

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she seemed to be reluctant to move, her tails still surrounding her and tuffet like a dome which was also shrouding them in darkness. her body over tuffet protectively. her pet keeping her and gaster binded together for now*

Rocky Road: *she blinks but stays quiet*

Dr G.: *He raises an eye socket, looking thoughtful as Bird spoke.* Implication but not explicit. Ya fulfilled yer obligation. But... *He held his hand out towards, where he assumed was, Bird.* What do I get for goin' back on m'word? Ya know that ain't easy fer me ta do.

Rocky Road: *she looked at Muffet and chewing on her furby* Tuffet has very strong determination for a monster and even has both pop up and Muffets ability. However being a baby she cant control anything

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird sighed in thought, looking up at the ceiling as he rolled his eyes again.* Well, I can offer many things, preferably nothing more expensive than a child's life. That would defeat the entire purpose of this. *He grinned* My forte is storytelling, of course. Would a story be acceptable?

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: ..... i can take her place if thats more desireable..... mr. wingdin...

Dr G.: *He shakes his head at the question.* Less desireable. Ain't have the effect I want. *He's quiet for a moment, thoughtful before speaking, soft and low and longing.* An old story...A sad story. That'll be an acceptable exchange.

Rocky Road: *tries to sit up wanting to see what was happening*

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *her pet soon released the binding effect on them, herself picking up tuffet and flies out of the room. she soon sighed in relief currently as pet followed*

Rocky Road: ! *she was being carried out of the room*

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird pauses, losing his smile, unconcerned with him losing his facade. When Muffet starts to move, he starts, calling out* Do. Not. Move. There has been no agreement, and you do not want this agreement broken. *he grinned* Cause then the child would be forfeit.

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: s.... seriously...? i just want her out of harms way......

CorvidaeCorvus: Old rules, dear. Don't break them, especially when you have old beings to enforce them.

Rocky Road: *reaches towards the bird*

Dr G.: *He gives a low growl.* What is happening?

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: th.. thats what i wanna know...

Dr G.: Which one of you is trying to steal from me?

Rocky Road: Sh giggles gabble geb!

Dr G.: *He looks like he is growing impatient.* Daydream?

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she was flying in place, confused but growing tired from holding the child*

Rocky Road: *wiggles trying to get out of the hold, unknowingly using pop up, she now sits infront of the bird*

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird looks at the child, but does not move to pick them up. He sighed and thought a few moments, beginning the story.* I will give you a story outside of time, presumably ancient. There is no way to know. It is a story of a being, old and lonely, who stumbles upon a universe. It is dying slowly, consumed by a malice with an unknown cure. This being, who falls in love with the denizens of this universe, swears to do everything she can to save it. Such was her power, to rewrite the strings of fate that flow around the present.

She changes small things, and each change brings about a crack. She thinks this is a small price to pay. She averts the deadly fate again, the universe quivering as it strains to stay together. This is no matter; she has won again. A third time the malice claws at the fate of the universe, and a third time she alters the very reality to save it.

The universe, strong yet fragile, tears itself to shreds. What she sought to save is not only dead and gone; but far worse. It never was. The ones she loved could not be remembered, and all she had of them was an aching feeling of loss and emptiness in a cold void.

Dr G.: *He listens quietly as Bird tells his story, a smile appearing on his face.* We have an agreement.

Rocky Road: iggles, the person shes watching reminds her of a kind man with rough stuff on his chin, she rather liked that man She wanted that man

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird smiles and gives a small bow of his head* Yes, we have. And it is now complete. *he bends to pick up the child, disappearing*

Dr G.: He returns to the library.

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she soon flies out of the room herself*

-In Gaster's Library-

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird appears in the library, child held against him, booping their forehead* Aren't you lucky, little one.

Dr G.: *Appears back, looking extremely confused, feeling around blindly.* Shit...the fuck just--

Rocky Road: *reaches her hand towards the birds chin....this wasnt that man! SHE WANTED THAT MAN! She uses pop up and is gone from the void*

Hope: She's still sleeping at the table

CorvidaeCorvus: Ah, Gaster! Wonderful to see you. *He looked down at the child and allows her to pop away. He raises his hands* Not my problem anymore.

Rocky Road: *Rocky uses pop up* wheres my Tuffet!?

Dr G.: *He is making his way over to Bird. More or less. He's actually stumbling a bit.* What...happened? Your what?

Rocky Road: Our deal was that you would bring her back to me!

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she flies into the library, hearing gaster* ..... wingdin...?

CorvidaeCorvus: *He looks to Rocky, chuckling with his hands still up* Not my problem anymore. I managed to save her, and then she decided to move on to better scenery. *He reaches and and gently takes Gaster's hand* Lots of things. I am sorry to have brought harm to you. If you remember that. If not, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Dr G.: *He grips Bird's hand tight.* Not your fault...

Rocky Road: *he growled* whats your favor? Or do I have to wait untill I forget about it?

CorvidaeCorvus: *He glanced to Rocky, chuckling* I will call upon your favor when I have need of it. Which may be a long time. The favor of a child's life is a very, very strong favor.

Dr G.: *He chuckled suddenly.* You asked this one for a favour?

Rocky Road: Hey the thing inside of you wanted to kill my child. You dont get ta judge.

CorvidaeCorvus: *He looked back to Gaster, lowering his voice* I didn't know your body-mate was back...

Hope: *After a moment she looks up, her bangs sticking up where her arms were pressed against them. Blue eyes look up at the trio.* ...Hm?

Dr G.: *He turned his head down.* ....I was hoping to...hide it. It's just for three...two more days now. *He ignores Rocky's comment.*

Rocky Road: I could be very well dead before he calls upoun his favor, seein hows its very unlikely that I could live past ten... *he mumbles, then he hugs Muffet* THANK YOU!

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: ... that explains alot... *she soon sits down on the ground, her tails being droopy, only to be hugged suddenly* h-huh...?

Rocky Road: Thank you!

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird looked to Hope and smiled* Sleep well?

Hope: Mmm... kinda. Sleeping at a table isn't really the best

Rocky Road: Ya know Ive been looking for a godmother for Tuffet for awhile now....

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird laughed, shaking his head* I wouldn't recommend it. *He turned his head back to Gaster, murmuring near his ear* That explains Fresh. Parasites don't tend to play well together.

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *her body was smooth, her wings being smooth but covered in jewel dust like substance. when hugged, her body was also rather cold and hard from being made of certain jewels. despite being an inanimate object, she did have a soul to live on.. one that gave her life.* i dont know what that is...

Rocky Road: I only found her a godfather in the RWBY universe outside of undertale and its such....THATS IT! She went to Qrow!

Dr G.: *Gaster sighed, rubbing his face.* ....I'm such an idiot.

Rocky Road: Oh dang hes sick with posion... Ruby and Jaune is with them... they prop think shes Grimm....omfg Tuffet why

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: then go to her?

Rocky Road: Yep. This experince hasnt been fun AT ALL guys. Still though. It had its fun moments.

Dr G.: *He twitched, grinning.* Maybe ya shouldn't test me next time.

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird wraps his ar-- nnnnope.*

Rocky Road: Oh ill test ya plenty

Hope: *She yawns, stretching*

Rocky Road: *pops out of the void*

Dr G.: *He growls.* Idiot...

Hope: *She rubs at her eyes* Even if he is it's rude to call people idiots

Dr G.: .....H-He doesn't care...

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: ......... *she lays on the floor, being face down*

CorvidaeCorvus: Oh, wonderful, he's just going to be popping up as he wills. *Bird sighed*

Hope: Are you alright G? *she picks her mask up off the table and places it back on*

Dr G.: *He shook himself.* I, ah...I don't know. My head and soul hurts.

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she looked up to gaster* would you like to be healed...?

Dr G.: No...

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: alright..

Hope: Do you need anything? I could maybe make something

Dr G.: .....I-I-- want Fresh.... *He sounded so pathetic as he said this.*

Hope: I can make anything smaller than a cat...

Dr G.: *He shuddered at the mention of a cat.* ....N-N-No.

Hope: Oh! No no no I can't make actual cats. No living things

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird gestured Hope closer, bending to whisper in her ear* Can you make a small plush of Fresh?

Hope: *She whispers back* I can't if I don't know what he looks like

CorvidaeCorvus: Easy fix. *He said with a nod at normal volume. He let's go of Gaster's hand, patting his shoulder* Stay there. Just... don't move for a moment. *He stepped away, eyeing Gaster, then turned into a form of Fresh. He was lucky that Gaster's Fresh looked... well, like almost any other Fresh. And that his story was fairly well known.*

Dr G.: *Gaster obeys.*

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she got to her feet, soon sitting in the corner for now*

Hope: *She tilts her head, looking the bird-turned-Fresh over for a moment.* I can try

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird said nothing before he returned to his spider monster form, smiling and nodding* And that will be enough.

Hope: *she holds up both hands, sparks beginning to dance in between them as a small plush forms. It's limbs are stubby and a little short, but otherwise it looks like Fresh. Walking up to G, she holds out the plush* Here.

Dr G.: *Gaster just stands there.* What?

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird laughed softly, then took his hand and brought it to the plush* She made something for you.

Hope: *The plush is gently pressed to his hand, making sure her hand doesn't come into contact with his*

Dr G.: *He blinked, grasping the plush once he feels it. It takes him just a few seconds to realize what it was and tears form.* ...Th-Thank you.

Hope: *She smiles behind her mask* You're welcome.

Jewel Doll Fluff Tale Muffet: *she was watching, soon closing her eyes and soon covers her body with her tails but instead of a ball formation, it was like a curtain or cloth put over statues*

Hope: I'm glad you like it.

Dr G.: *He thumbs over the little face with a smile.* I love it...

Hope: *If her face wasn't hidden right now and G wasn't blind her eyes would be wide, a huge smile spreading across her face*

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird pats his shoulder gently*

Dr G.: *He grabs hold of Bird.* Can you, ah...stay with me...tonight?

CorvidaeCorvus: *He puts an arm around his waist, nodding* Yes, I can, and I will.

Dr G.: *Speaking to whoever is left.* There's a, ah, spare room if you want to stay. Goodnight. *Vanishes with Bird.*

-In Gaster's room-

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird looks around the room, humming in approval* Not bad, my handsome skeleton.

Dr G.: *He chuckles as he makes his way to the bed-- slow as there seems to be random gifts littering the floor.* Thank you. Took a while to settle on a design I liked. *He sighs, clutching the Fresh plush tight.* ......I, ah...I will need your help soon.

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird slowly helps him across the room, nudging some things aside with his foot* Oh? With? *He helped him settle on the bed, sitting on the edge.*

Dr G.: *He was grateful for the help, settling on the bed once there.* ....A sickness I need to get rid of.

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird paused for a few moments* ...Hm. I understand. *He narrows his eyes a little* I believe. And what would you have me do?

Dr G.: *He smiled.* It's a rare illness. I've been researching it on the side...away from my other projects. I-- *He winced.* I am tired. I know this will be a great favour... *He was quiet for a few moments, a hand settling on Bird's.* Stay here tonight. Please....I-I'm-- terrified of the dark...

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird listened to him intently, now not entirely sure if he knew what was being discussed. But obviously, if he were speaking of Wingdin, it would be best to be vague. If he were not speaking of Wingdin, well... he could only imagine the great favor, either way. He nodded, taking his hand.* I will stay the night. I don't need to sleep, so if you do wake up, don't worry about waking me. *He started arranging pillows, pausing* ...How great a favor, Gaster?

Dr G.: An impossible cure. *It was a faint murmur, almost unheard as Gaster moved under the covers, still clutching the Fresh plush in one hand, Bird in the other.*

CorvidaeCorvus: *Bird briefly considered removing his clothes either like a normal person or as simply appearing as a form with pajamas. But for both he'd have to remove himself from Gaster, and so he was resigned to resting in clothes under the blankets.* Ahh, well. Nothing is quite impossible with me around. *He brought a hand up to gently pet Gaster's skull* But that is a discussion for later. Sleep now.

Dr G.: *The skeleton somehow managed to relax against the other as he spoke, nodding to show he at least heard him. There was nothing else said as the exhausted monster slipped into a deep sleep.*

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