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[daikougou]

Let me put it to you this way, Thunderblast.

If Ravage ever decides to kill you for what you did, I will provide her with a recipe.

There is nothing wrong with my chest, and no, I do not have nozzles!

I do not have any sparklings! And if I did, I'd feed them like a normal person!

Not that Esmeral has any business criticising how other people get their nutrition. I distinctly remember hearing her complain that the innermost energon of one of her enemies was too disgusting to drink, which begs the question of exactly how many people's innermost energon she has consumed in order to have an opinion on this!

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Do sparklings in these universes not have dentae? Line feeding is not that hard. They instinctively know how to bite.

Or is this a mod people get because they don't have the discipline not to do drugs while they're line-feeding and need the filtration?

Is that what's wrong with Thunderslut's thorax?

So. There's universes out there where bots have 'energon refineries' under their chestplates equipped with 'nozzles' for ...eugh... feeding?

If you ever need energon that badly, please just tell him so he can kill you immediately.

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Esmeral slows for just a moment in order to boop his nose with the tip of her tail before increasing to maximum speed for a bit.

You can chase me. If you catch me we both win.

[daikougou]

Esmeral leads him a merry chase--he's a bigger and more powerful flyer, but she's smaller and a little more aerodynamic. This enables her to do a few fancy moves while keeping just ahead of him. It's more exciting that way!

You can chase me. If you catch me we both win.

[daikougou]

"Wings," Esmeral says impishly, and takes off out the open window.

You can chase me. If you catch me we both win.

[daikougou]

You can chase me. If you catch me we both win.

Now he's in the mood to chase something.

[daikougou]

"From a friend, I am fine with my name, unless we are in Court and I am acting as Empress, and I don't think you will have cause to address me in that situation. I would like to introduce you to a fair number of our people."

Leozack

" Uhhhh. That dude is a seeker right? Kinda turquoise color?" Rodimus taps his chin," I like the wings on a seeker. He's got a fairly attractive build. Like I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating rust sticks." He shrugs," 4/10 cause I don't know him and I don't think he knows me."

[daikougou]

I said he's vain and proud, not bigoted. I don't know Starscream very well, and I didn't know he called you that. How rude! Two of my sisters are racers, the other two are rotaries. I only know that people compare them a lot.

You should get Ravage to bring you out to the Warworlds sometime.

Leozack

" Uhhhh. That dude is a seeker right? Kinda turquoise color?" Rodimus taps his chin," I like the wings on a seeker. He's got a fairly attractive build. Like I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating rust sticks." He shrugs," 4/10 cause I don't know him and I don't think he knows me."

[daikougou]

Perfect answer, my love!

You should date Thunderblast

.... Who?

[daikougou]

I didn't send this but I know him very well, and you would be very pretty together.

He is a Seeker like his father, but his mother was a Cougaraider named Pounce.

You both have fiery tempers though. Either you'd get along very well or whole systems would try to get out of your way when you had arguments. He's a lot like Starscream, but possibly vainer.

Leozack

" Uhhhh. That dude is a seeker right? Kinda turquoise color?" Rodimus taps his chin," I like the wings on a seeker. He's got a fairly attractive build. Like I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating rust sticks." He shrugs," 4/10 cause I don't know him and I don't think he knows me."

[daikougou]

I wish I could forget about Star Saber.

He has a nice frame, but he is so obsessed with my husband, and Dezza never even liked him. Dezza used to tease him when they were younger.

If you actually clanged him, dear, you would never, ever, EVER get rid of him.

And he also probably won't do it unless you're conjunct.

You know I keep forgetting about Star Saber, he has such a nice frame, it's too bad his helm looks like that and he has the ability to speak.

[daikougou]

*riotous laughter*

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👀

Also, he would like everyone to know Deathsaurus doesn't always leave people on read. Sometimes he calls out of the blue, drunk and talking about ghosts, and then shows his nipples.

[daikougou]

Esmeral kisses his snout. She cannot resist that look.

"Darling, they're always talking about us. But they need not to find us. Now that everyone's gone to wherever they've gone, it's up to us to find the stragglers without attracting too much attention."

Deathsaurus sneezes and startles himself into leaping backward.

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Yes, I see you waving, you big orange cat with wings!

You are a Decepticon.

I am an Autobot, and thanks to the fact that Tarn went and Shadowplayed my brother, who is now a Decepticon and also Kaon's lap fox, I am now Lord Ambus. I am married to Thunderclash.

Why are you following me? Now I can follow you back, and I don't actually make the kinds of public posts that you do.

Even Ravage wouldn't do that, and besides, everyone on our side with a brain figured out last vorn that she's actually spreading disinformation and not being stupid at all, except for the shitposts and those are supposed to be stupid.

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"Dezza-love, what are you doing? We're supposed to be on social media blackout on all hostile-accessible sites channels."

Deathsaurus sneezes and startles himself into leaping backward.

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"Dezza," says Esmeral in a voice full of love and respect and gratitude, "I love you with everything that is in me, but the idea is to avoid the insane, bloodthirsty religious fanatic who believes you're a demonic harbinger of some ridiculous apocalypse. Especially while we are at the peace conference. If he does turn up, by all means defend us both if you need to...but let's not go looking for trouble. And Prowl sounds very unpleasant."

"I would not like it if you did," Esmeral says firmly, and kisses his snout. "And I know what you think of Starscream. I will say he's stopped making a fool of himself on the Big Conversation. I imagine he doesn't have time for it, anymore."

"Soundwave is Sai Kytherion, and Ravicha is Vox Destron, and we are not--but they don't want subservience from anyone."

The honorific she's given Soundwave is the same one she'd use for a professor at a university; he doesn't like to be called Prime and he refuses all priestly titles. She's still amused. The idea of a Destron Prime makes Esmeral giggle more than it should.

"Aside from Ravage and Soundwave, I really don't know any of these old, old people from before the war, except through video transmissions and recordings. I'm told the person we should worry about is someone called Prowl, who is angry that Ravicha is trying to get all the Destron colonies and worlds onto the Council. He thinks she and Starscream are trying to take it over, despite the fact that most of the 'lost colonies' came in very firmly on the Autobot side. I'm a lot more concerned that we don't know where that lunatic Star Saber is. He's obsessed with you. As if Soundwave isn't a much greater threat to his view of the world."