#dash banter

[aworldadrifft]

"Miu?"

"Hmn?"

"I understand the pacifist thing. I really do. But I also know you're trained. So then...why?"

"You should never go out of your way to start a fight. That's what I was taught. And it's something I try and teach. Lives are precious things. Taking them or harming them should never be an action done lightly."

"Spoken like a true warrior."

[kytherion]

Mean...?

If I thought someone would be mean to Ravage, I would not kiss her on the top of her head and send her out to meet them with instructions to have a good time and call home if she's going to be late.

(If I were unsure of someone, they would have to visit her in our home, under my supervision, shields down, until I was comfortable letting her go. We have had veto power over one another ever since we worked out what went wrong with some truly unfortunate choices we made during the war.)

But some people like mean for fun, and that's what they get.

And then there are those who deserve mean. Redstrike is far more tolerant than I of certain personality traits, and of the personalities who possess them. Being a telepath makes it hard to tolerate some kinds of minds.

[orreanintrepidness]

"They are going to Arby's without me I can't believe it, absolutely 0/10 betrayal."

[dontpetmeibite]

I don't know, kid, is something wrong with your teeth?

why cant I just bite people when they piss me off like what's the fucking issue here

[raging-thundercunt]

do you know what a maid even is?

A maid is a servant.

...why would I ever dress like a servant?

And Mirage certainly wouldn't. That bot had maids from the day he was forged.

You're supposed to dress for the job you want, which, in my case, is Imperial Consort.

Not the damn maid.

[dontpetmeibite]

not sure what's worse: a bottomless hole, or a holeless bottom?

[orreanintrepidness]

REMINDER:

Redhead supremacy, that is all.

[indelen]

Deeply Anthony Lockwood coded

[orreanintrepidness]

"FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T DRINK COFFEE. At least Valo- no, Volo knows who I wanna pet"

[nvrcmplt]

So many brats... so many hearts to eat. Where does he start?~

[dontpetmeibite]

When a person is repressing everything under mountains of work that other people have failed to do (and only occasionally unleashing his raw, cold fury upon other hapless people), much of the work that normally only he would do falls upon his backup, the second-in-command of his unit, because she is the only other person who knows how to do it.

So that would be...yes. Actually.

Have you considered purchasing a space station and starting a free love anarchocommunist collective for a few thousand of your closest friends? It worked a treat for us.

A great talk of violence, now.

Has any one of you tried repressing everything under mountains of work and only occasionally unleashing your raw, cold fury upon other hapless people?

[plugnuts]

I need pokespe mutuals

[orreanintrepidness]

FLYGON IS NOT A DRAGON

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE SAY IT IS A DRAGON IT LITERALLY EVOLVES FROM A BUG, IT LOOKS LIKE A BUG, IT IS A BUG. NOT A DRAGON. I CAN SAY THIS, I LITERALLY HAVE ONE.

[dontpetmeibite]

"It's unusual?" Ravage suggests. "I don't know many people who are mostly orange. There's you, and Roddy, and I haven't seen him in ages, but Stripes. And Sundor, of course. Cheetor is a little bit orange but mostly yellow or brown, depending on where he is. I don't even think any Seekers are orange. Sunstorm is more orange than Nova Storm, but really they're both yellow. But everyone I know who is orange is pretty!" She offers Rung the bag of Copper Curlz. "These are nothing like what you or Soundwave could make but they're still pretty good---"

“—Why is my coloration such a point of fascination anyways?”

[ofevildoctor]

He is here. Please approach him with caution.

[doomxdriven]

"Here I was thinking our house was beyond dysfunctional, and it is, I'm surrounded by a bunch of fools here, but at least they aren't like those fools."

"Mabashi."

"Uh, urm, I didn't know you were around-- y-yeah, Kariya?"

"Speak a little louder, will you? When one of them marches over here and skins you, I want to sit back and watch."

"W-What?!-- "