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"Miu?"
"Hmn?"
"I understand the pacifist thing. I really do. But I also know you're trained. So then...why?"
"You should never go out of your way to start a fight. That's what I was taught. And it's something I try and teach. Lives are precious things. Taking them or harming them should never be an action done lightly."
"Spoken like a true warrior."
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Mean...?
If I thought someone would be mean to Ravage, I would not kiss her on the top of her head and send her out to meet them with instructions to have a good time and call home if she's going to be late.
(If I were unsure of someone, they would have to visit her in our home, under my supervision, shields down, until I was comfortable letting her go. We have had veto power over one another ever since we worked out what went wrong with some truly unfortunate choices we made during the war.)
But some people like mean for fun, and that's what they get.
And then there are those who deserve mean. Redstrike is far more tolerant than I of certain personality traits, and of the personalities who possess them. Being a telepath makes it hard to tolerate some kinds of minds.
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"They are going to Arby's without me I can't believe it, absolutely 0/10 betrayal."
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I don't know, kid, is something wrong with your teeth?
why cant I just bite people when they piss me off like what's the fucking issue here
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do you know what a maid even is?
A maid is a servant.
...why would I ever dress like a servant?
And Mirage certainly wouldn't. That bot had maids from the day he was forged.
You're supposed to dress for the job you want, which, in my case, is Imperial Consort.
Not the damn maid.
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not sure what's worse: a bottomless hole, or a holeless bottom?
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REMINDER:
Redhead supremacy, that is all.
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Deeply Anthony Lockwood coded
#anthony lockwood#lockwood & co#lockwood and co#jonathan stroud#my boy is like I'll duel you with grace and speed and dashing banter#or detonate a thermite bomb in your face i dunno depends on what i feel like and how in danger lucy is at the time#absolute gremlin#love him
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"FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T DRINK COFFEE. At least Valo- no, Volo knows who I wanna pet"
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When a person is repressing everything under mountains of work that other people have failed to do (and only occasionally unleashing his raw, cold fury upon other hapless people), much of the work that normally only he would do falls upon his backup, the second-in-command of his unit, because she is the only other person who knows how to do it.
So that would be...yes. Actually.
Have you considered purchasing a space station and starting a free love anarchocommunist collective for a few thousand of your closest friends? It worked a treat for us.
A great talk of violence, now.
Has any one of you tried repressing everything under mountains of work and only occasionally unleashing your raw, cold fury upon other hapless people?
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He is here. Please approach him with caution.
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"Here I was thinking our house was beyond dysfunctional, and it is, I'm surrounded by a bunch of fools here, but at least they aren't like those fools."
"Mabashi."
"Uh, urm, I didn't know you were around-- y-yeah, Kariya?"
"Speak a little louder, will you? When one of them marches over here and skins you, I want to sit back and watch."
"W-What?!-- "
#jin: dash com & banter#jin vc: i spend too much time disciplining this man. i should start outsourcing the punishment 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
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FLYGON IS NOT A DRAGON
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE SAY IT IS A DRAGON IT LITERALLY EVOLVES FROM A BUG, IT LOOKS LIKE A BUG, IT IS A BUG. NOT A DRAGON. I CAN SAY THIS, I LITERALLY HAVE ONE.
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"It's unusual?" Ravage suggests. "I don't know many people who are mostly orange. There's you, and Roddy, and I haven't seen him in ages, but Stripes. And Sundor, of course. Cheetor is a little bit orange but mostly yellow or brown, depending on where he is. I don't even think any Seekers are orange. Sunstorm is more orange than Nova Storm, but really they're both yellow. But everyone I know who is orange is pretty!" She offers Rung the bag of Copper Curlz. "These are nothing like what you or Soundwave could make but they're still pretty good---"
“—Why is my coloration such a point of fascination anyways?”
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am i the only one who sensed some jilted lover vibes from jensen?
#burcon#cockles#thoughts#at the start of the panel and through a few particular interactions he seemed very standoffish#he was giving a little bitter and hurt and perhaps even resentful - maybe he only learned of misha's gf#at this con too! maybe it was news to him. on top of not seeing misha for months i can understand#if he was feeling a bit neglected and out of the loop. there's also the matter of misha's gf not being#in a poly thing with jensen and dee like vicki was ie. what she has with misha is seperate so i'm sure#that's another difficult thing to deal with knowing their time together is strictly separate#i've no doubt he wants misha to have a partner and be happy but there's an adjustment period#letting new people into your life and whoever misha's partner is now or in the future is going to#affect jensen on a personal level and moreover his relationship with misha. it's all very intriguing#and while i like what little i've seen and heard about this woman for misha i just think no matter who#she is it's going to take a toll on jensen's relationship w misha. i thought it was plain to see on jensen's face#during their panel: numerous moments where he was giving a poker face that wasn't covering a laugh#but instead like he was trying to smooth out his bitterness. or so my eyes and brain and heart tell me.#just various moments where things looked uncomfortable and jensen making off-colour jokes that didn't land#and which furthermore were barbed and snarky - not in their usual banter way but like he was lashing out#and using the excuse of chaotic panel convo to explain away his comedic pitfalls. but again maybe i'm#looking to much into it? idk. there are some lovely moments! fun and caring moments - but they#mainly came from misha's direction ngl. it seemed like misha was trying hard to keep the peace#while jensen was just running his mouth on comments and jokes that kept not landing - for me#everyone on my dash is loving their dynamic this panel - and i want to feel that love! it is possible that#learning misha has a gf has skewed my perception a little like i'm putting context onto moments#i otherwise wouldn't. but i also think i would've laughed and generally felt better watching their panel#if that was the case. idk. whatever the reason i do think something was OFF between them on stage#and it was coming from jensen from the start. misha picked up on it partway though but things felt#a little strained throughout. like jensen wasn't looking at misha as much as usual or reaching out for him#misha tried to salvage and not react to things. but both their answers to the last Q were passive aggressive af#and when they left the stage together they weren't close or touching or chatting like they usually are...
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Oya, who was it that tore apart his gucci bedsheets? Do you know how expensive they are to get? He said watch your back, boo.
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