#this is not a mark of comm btw

[ask-the-pioneer]

do you remember your father?? i mean, if you remember having one as a pup

"My other parent...?"

"I don't remember them... him... at all. I'm sorry." She says as if apologizing to herself. "Mom would never talk about him, and I was too young to even understand you need a mate to have pups, or that slugcats form colonies."

Marbles is lost in her thoughts again. You keep asking questions, and it unearths some of her long forgotten memories.

"There was this one time... me, my sibling, and mom, we got to observe a big noodlefly nest. I saw their delicious eggs hanging from the ceiling for the first time. When I asked mom about it, she explained that when two noots pair up, they lay their eggs in safe places so they could hatch. Little baby noodles attach to the parent's tail for safety. «Like slugcats!», she said. So, of course my tiny child mind pressed on. «Do slugpups hatch from eggs? Can I lay an egg? Can I eat egg? Was I a good egg?». Mom put up with my nonsense, I think she found it funny... until my brilliant child brain connected the dots, and asked «if I'm an egg, then who did she make me with». She hesitated, and the brief silence mixed with the look on her face is what seared that moment into my mind. «...With your father, of course. But, he's gone. Let's go get something to eat now. You want a blue fruit? I think we can get some of them down the pipe over there...», Mom blurted out as she took my hand in hers. I followed with «Why?», but she pretended not to hear it. In the end, my mind was quickly distracted from asking any more awkward questions by the promise of a tasty meal. I can't remember any other time my second parent was brought up again..."

[captainseamech]

             “... Huh. Never knew ye played Subnautica too.”

[imaginesinthewind]

Dating Regulus Black would include

From anonymous: Hi love 🩷✨I was just wondering if you can write dating regulus black headcanons? Like the Sirius one (that I’m absolutely obsessed with btw).

A/N: Dear anon, I hope you will like this one. I'm sorry about the time it took, I just simply forgot to check my inbox 🫠. Gif above is not mine. Also, I'm trying more and more to write things in gender neutral. Feel free to comment if I missed something. 💛

- He has that poetic elegance that follows him like a shadow. He is beautiful, like a Dead Poets Society character, or like Dorian Gray.

- Shy boy at first. Let's not lie, Sirius takes so much space that our Regulus has to be the quiet, introverted one.

- You probably would have to make the first step.

- Lonely boy. Not because he doesn't like people, but because like every child who had abusive parents, he's just so anxious, scared of taking too much space. And just like his brother, he keeps his emotions to himself, and stays alone when he has a problem.

- Stolen glances and smiles across the classroom at first.

- He falls for you not because you are so beautiful, but because you are smart and insightful.

- He takes you on dates under the stars, to the library, sharing about his favourite poems or novels.

- When he doesn't dare to share about his feelings, he talks to you in French.

- "Tu sais que tu es jolie comme un cœur?"

- At some point, when he refuses to give you the translation, you ask Sirius, who is tempted to translate bullshit to you just to mess with his little brother. He doesn't, though. Because he knows how smitten he is with you.

- A.proper.gentleman

- Offers you his arm, kisses your hand, gives you his jacket if you are cold, opens doors

- Writes you beautiful letters with perfume on it

- Is the perfect dance partner

- You admire the way he speaks and writes so elegantly

- He plays the violin and piano, by education obligation. But when he notices how much you love it, he slowly grows to like it himself.

- He introduces you to his favourite cousin, Andromeda

- Shy kisses, passionate kisses, soft kisses

- So many kisses

- When Sirius leaves the family house/gets kicked out, things become heated.

- He keeps repeating how much he hates him for abandoning him. Deep down, you know that he still loves his brother

- Depressive episodes of feeling like he's not enough

- Tears and comforting hugs in the dormitories

- He tries desperately to fix things between his parents (understand by that Walburga), rather than step out for his beliefs

- A lot of pressure

- You give him shoulder massages and run your fingers through his black curls

- When he is given the Black family ring, after some time, he gives it to you because of the protection spells on it. He just wants to keep you safe.

- His patronus is originally Padfoot. After a while, it shifts into the same as yours, because no one makes him more happy than you

- He avoids the matter of the mark. But in the summer of his 16th birthday, when he suddenly stops answering your letters, you have a bad feeling

- That reveals to be true when you go back to Hogwarts

- You encourage him, again and again, to talk to his brother

- In the end, i like to believe that he proposed, and fought for his beliefs because he wanted to build a safe world for you and his future family

(a girl is allowed to dream)

[wolfertinger]

I hope people realize, that I leaked the dms only because their current partner is a fucking weirdo. Salem is only an accomplice and refuses to ever take accountability. As well as his current partner. He continues to blame his issues on his alters. And yes the dms are real. I hate that I ever got close with any of them. I really did believe he got better and got the help he needed. But obviously not if he’s enabling someone who fucking consumes feral and claims it to be a ploy account despite venting and taking comms on it. Like I am a victim in this and I got insanely sick of my exes acting like this was totally normal behavior. The fact they’re trying to paint me as abusive when I have bpd is beyond insane considering that his current partner has bpd too. Sorry that my display in behavior is outwards. Didn’t know that splitting on MY ex for a topic as serious as being sexual with a minor was not okay. Super cool.

apologize for nothing. im deeply sorry people are demonizing you for being nd and victimblaming at the same time... it makes me sick people are so eager to pretend like their fav artist couldnt possibly do anything wrong. isnt it weird that this exact protective behavior followed over from both his puppychan and wolftinger accs? people are almost too eager to stick their heads in the dirt and make up excuses for actually horrible human beings.

thank you for speaking out about everything. i hope people learn to leave you alone.

btw. i did also notice someone puppy associates with is interacting with several minors on an account they explicitly marked as 18+. just in case anyone else wants to try and defend puppy for his continued enabling.

why is it so hard to not interact with minors if you are a clearly marked nsfw account? i had to stop collecting examples bc there were so many.

[zevinky]

recent comebacks i can’t shut up about

SEVENTEEN - 17 is right here title track: MAESTRO. release date: 29 avril Si vous saviez la folie que cet album a causé dans Caratland quand il a été annoncé … Je me demande si Woozi en a pas marre d’être le meilleur producer ever en fait. QUE DES BANGERS.

ZEROBASEONE - You had me at HELLO title track: Feel the POP. release date: 13 mai “Simjangi teojil deusi POP POP POP POP going crazy” 😝 en boucle dans ma tête... Un album qui va être stream tout l’été ça je vous l’assure ! c’est tellement THAT girl.

AESPA - Armageddon title track: Armageddon. release date: 27 mai Elles ont dit “Imma get it done” et elles ont pas menti ! Un 1st album de qualité. Aespa ne rigole PAS avec les vocals et les looks comme toujours on est bien servis. Ça va stream tous les jooouuurrs.

ATEEZ - Golden Hour Pt.1 title track: Work. release date: 31 mai Un album cunty comme j'aime. “Got a fur coat, so I make it purr” 💋 J'AURAIS LITERALLY PAS DIT MIEUX. Vive Ateez.

WAYV - Give Me That title track: Give Me That. release date: 3 juin Pitié le comeback délicieux je peux littéralement en pleurer. WayV n’est pas mon unit de NCT n°1 pour rien les gars ! Un album avec ZERO SKIPS. (rendez-nous Winwin btw.)

MENTIONS SPÉCIALES Mark - 200 Stray Kids - Lose My Breath (Stray Kids ver.) Riize (is 7) - Impossible RM - RPWP

[kmp78]

“And btw: an apology costs NOTHING.”

So this is the thing that sticks in my craw. I understand that SL had issues, and that unforeseen issues happen (lost baggage 🙄). Whenever there’s a Mars mistake there’s radio silence.

I thought we were family, not fans/marks!

It seems like Lordy only loves us and misses us and loves our food is when he’s trying to open up our wallets.

💸💸💸

I think JL runs Mars the same way he runs his own life and more importantly his relationships.

I bet if we ever got the chance to ask VK about how JL handled all those years of him fucking around with other modelitas while seemingly being her boyfriend, that "I don't owe you any explanations" mantra would have been blurted out by Loverboy quite a few times... 🫣

Broken hearts, wasted money, comme ci comme ça. 🤷🏼‍♀️

What does he care anyway. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[eggbagelz]

What's your favourite Logurt headcannon?

This is a movieverse hc bc. I have a soft spot for movieverse logurt even tho its HIGHLY improbable anyway so yknow how logan was originally meant to sketch a lot in x1???? Yeah i. Really like the idea that hes fascinated w kurt's scars and finds himself sketching them a lot

OR, to quote my friend,

[anushbanush]

This has got to be my most favorite commission to do hahaha!! I just can’t help but love @owltrees‘ kismet and ashol!! They’re so adorable and their design is so gorgeous!! 

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[jigsaw173]

I just realized this was collecting dust in drafts

planes/cars headcanons I have (u can see how biased I am)

okay so these are just what I like to think so don’t piss on me pls if u disagree or sm 😭 ))

I will add onto this list from time to time!

also will sort it eventually

- dusty and skipper occasionally visit the flysenhower and bring goodies, much to the enjoyment of the sea locked crew

Adding on:

Skipper tells them war stories and teaches them about history

Dusty races them

- the piston peak air attack team probably have snoring problems (idk what it is with firefighters but they always snore so bad)

- dipper once choked on oil because dusty once said “yeah I know I know!” to blade while he was warning him while they were rushing out to a thing

- vehicles are able to modify themselves all the time but it’s seen kinda like coloring ur hair or getting tattoos

also mod car guys are a thing and so are those car shows where everyone gets in a parking lot and pops their hoods

- redbull is on the same bs as usual

- Jackson storm does the thing where low cars gotta drive diagonally over speed bumps and when the older cars first see him do it they’re all like “wtf?” and think it’s a quirky thing until they see others

- the reason rhe crowds are all generic aircraft and cars bc the un-ordinary ones are all busy constantly working

also it’s kind of rare to see them out and about bc of that

especially rarer to see boats and planes in the middle of a city or sm because they aren’t as mobile as cars and forklifts

(car visits propwash, sees Corsair for the first time in person like HOLY)

(Wait would aviation museums still be a thing? Like an old hangar full of artifacts and war vets who live there that you can talk to)

Already mentioned by someone a while ago:

- boats sometimes accidentally swallow water if they’re talking in rough seas and they have to spit it back out cause they aren’t meant to consume seawater (they drink fuel(?)and fuel+water is a big no-no) so sometimes boats with big drafts don’t talk much if the weather is bad

- all the navy characters heavily smell of fuel oil (if I had to describe it it’s what you’d imagine what sweaty asbestos smells like)(ok but real asbestos doesn’t have a smell btw)(unless I’m nose blind)

- nautical and aviation radio comms is a taught class like English is for students in the USA

- sparky is a plane spotter

- they say dinocar instead of dinosaur (I think this is funny even though proven wrong in cars 2)

- Mack and gray eat lunch together and hang out every time their racers are on the track

- strip weathers fin/intake look became an iconic trend at some point when he became a legend

- all the iowa class battleships like to make mickey of eachother and have a sibling-ish relationship, with missouri being like the spoiled child, all fawned over and popular, and New Jersey being like the oldest child with the hard work and is jealous of the Missouri’s attention. the others are like the middle children. wisky is called “anger issues” for ONE particular incident despite not being very angry

- when small(er) planes like dusty aren’t flying and push their engines enough to smoke its an intimidation tactic (also not seen often even while flying in non-racers bc it takes a lot of effort)

so when military jets use afterburner and stuff casually on takeoff or something others are terrified or think somethings wrong (the military aircraft use afterburners and push themselves to the limit so often they don’t really think about it compared to civilians who almost never have to full send it)

- road markings aren’t really paid attention to in smaller towns/communities

“It’s just a guide”

- the other ships in the flysenhowers strike group very much respect him because he’s pretty chill every time they interact

- in spirit of the movie-bravo and echo and the crew have DEFINITELY watched top gun together in the hangar

To add on: bravo was annoying everyone by pointing out the inconsistencies and inaccuracies and echo cried bc of *cough spoilers cough* goose

Highway to the danger zone was banned after tango kept singing it over comms

and delta kinda liked singing it too but refuses to admit it

- planes argue over the use of the word “tarmac”

- the bigger u are the harder it is to move around/express (less mobile/stiff) so that’s why some ships need tugs and some planes (like the airliners) needed the tows

(Again, just what I follow)

siblings/family can mean a lot of things from someone u were built with to someone u were just raised closely with

also the vehicles drink oil but also need to fill up with gas by pump bc they’re meant for diffeeent things

Vehicles can survive on oil without gas but can’t vice versa because the oil is what moves their organic parts while the gas is just meant for the MOVE part and that’s why lightning could still move slightly while out of gas

It’s also why they have bathrooms (for the oil) and gas just burns out instead of passing through

- the admiral likes to watch the horizon for ships or anything interesting and also has incredible vision despite having radars

ships can also somewhat see even with their eyes closed bc of them and so there have been a few blind operational ships

- bigger vehicles don’t need to sleep as often but the world runs on the small vehicle schedule

- cabbie and skipper bond over service stories after dusty introduced them after the airshow

cabbie also introduced skipper to radio scanning

- dipper is distantly related to a navy Martin Mars

- the carriers are publicly seen as nonverbal because they gotta keep up appearances while arriving/leaving port and for advantages during active service but can actually become quite talkative once relaxed/safe

bonus: cars that didn’t know carriers could speak and navy sailors that constantly try to get them to smile/laugh even on duty like the queens guards

- skipper knows how to navigate by stars despite not needing to

- ask sparky anything about warbirds and he will excitedly go into depth about them

- radiator springs used to have an ambulance and a firefighter forklift who worked closely with red before they all moved, leaving him alone

- many vehicles often use their builds/titles/companies as their name while simultaneously having a normal name and while it’s used more professionally it’s also commonly casual (ex: mack, skipper, sheriff, doc, sarge, etc)

- kittyhawk likes to sing sea shanties

he is also a very comforting presence to his crew

- jammer annually thanks the PPAA team as well as rake and Pulaski with a party at the lodge

cabbie gets sad (if he can’t fit) so they’ll bring the party to him and have it outdoors (following safety guidelines to not start a fire of course )

- rake and Pulaski met in training and have been best friends since

- the secretary looks like a deer on PURPOSE

- lots of carriers names are shortened by the crew if theirs is too long or to make them seem more alive

USS Constellation - Connie (thinks it’s clever)

USS Dwight D. Flysenhower - Flysenhower (yeah it’s just the same)

USS Carl Vinson - Carl (doesn’t mind the first name(?)(is it their names??) basis)

USS Saratoga - Sara(h) (kinda likes the nickname)

USS Kittyhawk - Kitty (keeps saying everyone should him ‘hawk’ instead purely because it sounds cooler)

USS John F. Kennedy - JFK (its not the shortest way to say it (john is) but everyone uses it cause they think it’s cooler and it won’t get confused for the john c stennis)(jfk doesn’t care)(rip kittyhawk tho)

USS Nimitz - Nimitz (its short enough already)(doesn’t care about the short name but doesn’t get to brag about what nickname the crew gave them ‘this week’)

And Etc…

- the boats actually kinda like being thought about from time to time and will talk about their crew with other ships

[jedipoodoo]

Hi, I just found your page and the first thing I read was Get This Right (Hunter X Pregnant! Reader) and I absolutely loved it, I was wondering if there will be a part three? Like where the reader has the baby and they talk about names and things. If you don't want to do that its ok I was just curious. Love your writing btw :)

Literally everyone: I hate pregnancy fics, whenever pregnancy shows up in a fic I close out, lol. Who wants to read that cringe?

Me with baby fever, where literally half the requests I've gotten are for my pregnancy fic: ehehehehehehe

NOTES: Anon, thank you so much for the sweet message! Also sorry, this is not what you requested but the baby doesn't actually come in this part. I still really, really wanted to focus on the reader and Hunter with some hurt/comfort, because that's important with pregnancy, but I will definitely write a fourth part where the baby gets born and they have to figure out what they're gonna call the little nugget.

Warnings: Reader gets rlly depressed, also Crosshair is mean for like one (1) line. But he doesn't mean it.

Part One | Part Two | PART THREE | Part Four | Part Five

Get This Right (Hunter x Pregnant!Reader) Part Three

"Are you okay?" Hunter asked, trying to pull you closer.

You nudged his arm away, pulling the blankets closer in the absence of his warmth.

"Cyare?" He asked, worry evident in his voice. His fingertips brushed your shoulder, but quickly pulled away.

"Is everything alright?" He whispered.

You bit your lip to keep it from spilling out. Just a few moments. You just had to convince him to go look after the others, and then you could break down on your own.

"I'm fine-" curse the crack in your voice.

"I-I'm just tired."

If anything, that only made him more worried.

"Do you want me to stay with you?" He asked.

"No." yes. Yes, yes, yes.

"Do you need me to get you anything? Water? Crackers?"

"Hunter, just leave me alone!" You snapped. The blanket flew his face as you sat up to glare at him. You regretted it immediately as his eyes went wide.

"Oh. Alright."

Without another word, he climbed over the side of the bunk and left the barracks. The moment the door closed behind him you buried your face in your pillow, flooding it with your tears.

Why was everything so hard?

You looked down at your bump. Your sleep shirt had hiked up during the night, leaving your stomach bare as you traced the stretch marks.

Add that to the list. Nausea, back pain, swollen feet, hyperactive hormones, and the body odor. You just felt gross all over

"Are you gonna be worth it?" You whispered. You knew it was, instinctively. But here, right now, where even being close to anyone, much less Hunter, was agony, you couldn't help but second-guess your choice to become a parent.

"Cyare?"

How long had you been laying there? Hunter was knocking on the door, but he didn't open it.

"Tech says we've reached the drop zone. We're gonna head out. Comms should be on if you need us."

You grunted an affirmative, though you weren't sure he heard it. A few moments later, the ship was silent, leaving you alone with your tears.

It was a routine by now. You were four months along at this point, and as much as you wanted to be out in the action at Hunter's side, you had a responsibility for the baby. however, it was getting harder to stay back. You just felt so useless, sitting on the Marauder doing nothing but eat and sleep.

Today's assignment from Cid was a standard smash-and-grab. They'd done it a million times. So why was your mind racing with all the things that could go wrong? What if Omega got hurt? What if they never made it back to you? What if they lost Hunter?

The baby kicked and you gasped. Your hand froze in place, waiting for any other sign of movement. They kicked once more, and you almost laughed. While surprising, the sensation grounded you, pulling you out of your own mind to think about the life growing inside of you.

Cid was determined to use the boys as much as she could before you "up and left her on her lonesome". But the Trandoshan wasn't that slick, you knew she was sneaking extra credits into each case of payment with each mission the Bad Batch completed. You were grateful, so you'd never point it out.

By now, you all had enough money for a down payment on the farm. Omega was excited, and she would spend hours doodling pictures of fathiers and tookas on spare sheets of flimsi while she brainstormed animal names with Wrecker.

And they weren't the only one. Tech's holonet search history was filled with tips and tricks for getting started with your own farm, and Crosshair borderline interrogated every fruit stall owner about their produce and the pros and cons of growing that particular variety themselves. Echo was storing spare parts that Cid couldn't be bothered with, even when the Marauder didn't need them. Whenever you asked him what in the galaxy he was going to use it for, he would shrug with a wistful smile and mumble something like "the farm."

Hunter was the most eager of them all. You had to pull him away from several clothing stores before he could buy out their infant section, promising that you'd get all baby supplies you could ever need once you were all safely settled on Idaflor.

You laughed to yourself thinking about the tooka eyes he gave you, and the baby kicked again, laughing along with you. Hunter was going to be the best father, you told him every day. He was so excited.

His voice rang out, calling your name as he knocked on the hull of the ship. Had you really been laying in bed all morning? You hopped up, glancing at the chronometer to realize that by now it was the afternoon. Fearing an attack, you leaped from the bed and hit the airlock, releasing the ramp. You relaxed when you couldn't hear blasterfire, and Hunter hurried up the stairs alone. His helmet clattered to the floor of the ship as he swept you up into his arms, baby bump and all.

"Mission go well?" You asked, trying to look for the others. Hunter cupped your cheek, pulling you back for a kiss.

The tension in your back melted as he massaged the knot of muscle at the base of your spine.

"Very well," He whispered, grinning at you. "How're you two?"

"We're fine. Just a little anxious." You said as he kissed your forehead. He smoothed his hand over the bump.

"They feel like they're about ready to break through."

"Kriff, I hope not," you winced. Hunter chuckled, kissing your forehead again. It was as if your outburst that morning had never happened.

"Hello!" Omega scrambled up the ramp and snatched up Hunter's helmet before he could pick it up, balancing it on top of her head.

"Hello there," You smiled as she threw her arms around your legs.

"You shoulda seen it! I blew up a destroyer droid!" she squealed.

She quickly noticed the position of Hunter's hand on your tummy, and shoved his arm away to get a good feel. After a moment of inactivity, her face fell.

"They never kick when I try to feel it!" Omega pouted.

You chuckled and ran a hand over her hair. "Just wait until they're born, then you'll really feel their kicking,"

The others meandered into the ship, exhausted but victorious. Even Hunter seemed tired, the way his shoulders slumped. Only Omega kept her youthful energy as she danced about the cockpit, regaling you with the tale of their adventure while you all strapped in. Tech began the takeoff cycle while Echo reported a mission success to Cid.

"Hunter?" You leaned against his shoulder, feeling his arm snake around between your waist and the back of your seat.

"Hmm?" He asked, kissing your hair. You were suddenly painfully aware of how greasy

"Hunter, am...am I gross?"

Hunter looked down at you aghast.

"What...where is this coming from?" He asked.

"You could use a shower." Crosshair drawled. You winced. You'd hoped your question was quiet enough that the others wouldn't hear.

"Shut up!" you heard Echo hiss. The world blurred, and tears burned your eyes. wordlessly, Hunter pulled you to your feet and brought you back to your bed in the barracks. You were used to dismissing Crosshair's blunt comments with a wave of your hand and a witty comeback, but pregnancy messed with your brain and all you wanted was to cry.

You did for a while. Hunter just sat there, holding you close while you cred against his chestplate.

"I-I, I just-" You could hardly talk.

"I know, I know, it's hard." He whispered. His hands carded through your hair, pulling it back from your face. He began to braid your hair as you cried, his rhythmic movements soothing as your sobs began to calm down.

"I just feel so karking useless all the time," you whispered.

Hunter nodded.

"And I feel so disgusting too. Like, I showered yesterday and I'm already grubby, and I'm bloated and I can hardly keep anything down and everything just hurts!" You sobbed.

Hunter finished braiding your hair in silence. You kept your face pressed up against his chest while he gently rubbed your back, thinking over what you had said

"Thank you for telling me all of this." He said at last. "Is there anything I can do to help?"

"I dunno," You shook your head.

"What do you want me to do?" He asked.

You shrugged. "I don't know...Talk to me? Tell me it'll all get better?" You sighed. All your tears were spent by now.

Encouraged by this, Hunter gently took your chin in his hand, holding you up to look at him.

"Cyare, you are growing a child, our child." Hunter whispered, cradling your face in his hands so that you had to look up at him.

"Pregnant or not, you are under no obligation to be perfect all the time." He kissed your forehead and both cheeks, brushing away your tears with his affection.

"Besides, I think you and your baby bump look pretty kriffin' amazing."

You burst out laughing at the smoulder in his voice and threw your arms around him. He chuckled as you both fell back onto the bed, his arms wrapping around you to hold you on top of him. Hunter always knew exactly what to say. He was going to be the best at comforting his future child.

"I'm sorry we have to keep leaving," He whispered to your ear as you began to calm down.

"It's fine," you said, tracing circles on the muscles of his bicep.

"Still, I should be there for you. You shouldn't have to be going through all of this alone." He tucked a couple stray bangs behind your ear, staring deep into your eyes. Suddenly, the honeyed glow that you dreams of seeing in your future children lit up in his eyes.

"What are you thinking?" You asked your husband.

Hunter smirked, and leaned up to place a kiss on your lips.

"I think it's time we gave Cid our two week's notice."

[steadfastpetrel]

a pet portrait commission i made a while back! comms are always open btw, message me for my rates!

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A digital portrait of a tuxedo cat with a diamond shaped marking on her nose and a white splotch on her muzzle. She is surrounded by Virginia Bluebells and blades of grass. She is sitting under an oak tree against a blue sky, warm light dappling across the tree and on her fur.]

[stareyeddistinguishment]

oh can we see michael interacting with a cat? or maybe adam trying to teach him to climb a tree? love your stuff btw!

Hi Anon, thank you for the prompt! You get a one-shot from the Midam Superhero AU. Please enjoy!

Submit your prompt! (See: Prompt-drive post)

It had been nine months since the start of the events at the Veridian Medical Complex. It had been six months since Mi Ki-El’s undercover assignment posing as Michael de Angelos had caused him to meet Dr. Adam Milligan. And it had been four months and three weeks since Mi Ki-El had broken the League of Free Will’s Statute of Secrecy, revealing himself to Adam as the Protector, the leader of the cybernetic superhero team the Archangels. Since that reveal, Adam had started dating the Celestial. Today, marked their six-month anniversary.

This was why Mi Ki-El flew through the air, on his way to Adam’s apartment. Mi Ki-El appeared in his guise as the Protector – his cybernetic wings held wide, his metallic cowl covering his face, and his cybernetic implants worn on the outside of his skin. Clasped firmly within each of Mi Ki-El’s metallic-coated hands, he clutched a folded paper bag stamped with the words “Giovanni’s Italian Cuisine.” Adam really liked Italian food, and Michael was going to surprise his boyfriend with takeout from the best Italian restaurant in the city. (Raphiella assured Mi Ki-El that Giovanni’s was the best Italian food in Techtropolis. Raphiella, a “trendsetter,” was always up to date on the latest “foodie blogs.”)

From Giovanni's, Mi Ki-El had ordered eggplant parmesan, Adam’s favorite Italian dish, with side salads and tiramisu for dessert. One paper bag held the hot food while the other held the cold food. Adam would be so surprised! Mi Ki-El was very excited to share the evening with his boyfriend.

“Protector, I see you’re in the air above 6th and Market Street.” Bobby Singer’s voice suddenly filled Mi Ki-El’s cybernetic comm. Bobby, codename Operator, acted as the Archangel’s handler. He provided intelligence and monitored the Archangel’s communication lines. As well, Bobby provided an interface to the League of Free Will.

“Yes. Operator, I am at these coordinates,” Mi Ki-El confirmed.

“There’s an apartment fire six blocks from you on 7th and Rio. It’s a 20-story tower, and you’re the only super in the area.”

Mi Ki-El sighed. “I will proceed.”

“Sorry to do this to you on this day of all days,” Bobby added apologetically.

“I will be quick.”

Locating a six-story parking garage on the ground below him, Mi Ki-El landed on the sixth floor. He left the takeout bags in the shade of a small enclosure. Here, the anniversary dinner would be protected from the elements. Then, the Protector flew to the rescue.

The 20-story apartment fire was poorly contained when Mi Ki-El arrived on the scene. Immediately, Mi Ki-El flew from floor to floor, rescuing trapped residents and flying them safely onto the ground. Then, he aided the fire department in containing the blaze. In totality, this took almost two hours.

Now tired and smelling of smoke, Mi Ki-El hastily returned to the sixth floor of the parking garage, retrieved the two bags of his stowed anniversary dinner (the eggplant parmesan now likely cold and the tiramisu now likely warm), and then made for Adam’s apartment building.

He landed on Adam’s balcony (making sure to engage his reflective shielding to avoid obvious detection by persons on the ground) and then knocked on Adam’s patio door.

“Mi Ki-El!” The patio door was hastily retracted as Adam stepped outside. Adam flung his arms wide as if to embrace Mi Ki-El before aborting at the last moment when he noticed the twin folded paper bags clutched in the Celestial’s metallic-covered hands. “Hi! What’s going on? I wasn’t expecting you.” Adam paused and then frowned. “Also, why do you smell like smoke?”

“Hello, Adam,” Mi Ki-El returned happily. “This day marks our six-month anniversary. I am engendering to make this a surprise for you.”

“Oh, hey! That’s really sweet.” Adam’s smile was as present in his voice as it was on his face. “Although, I thought next month was our six-month anniversary?”

“No. Adam, next month marks our six-month first-date anniversary. This day marks our six-month first kiss anniversary.”

“Huh.” Adam’s grin widened. “Well, I’m all for celebrating that.”

“Indeed.” Mi Ki-El readily agreed. Then, the Celestial paused to cock his head, aggrieved. “However, I was called to duty while retrieving your surprise.” When Adam bit his lip, Mi Ki-El added, “There was a large apartment fire.”

Adam nodded in understanding. “Hence the reason you smell like smoke. Well, feel free to use the shower if you want,” he offered, ushering Mi Ki-El inside.

“Thank you.” Mi Ki-El retracted his helmet and cybernetic implants as he stepped across the threshold into Adam’s apartment. The patio opened onto the kitchen. “However, we should first partake in your surprise.” Mi Ki-El sighed. “Before it is ruined anymore than it already is.”

“Ruined?”

Mi Ki-El set the twin paper bags onto the kitchen table. “These were fresh, two hours prior.”

Sliding the patio door closed, Adam followed Mi Ki-El to the kitchen table. The human shrugged. “I'm sure it’s still a great surprise,” Adam reassured. He peered curiously at the folded paper bags. “Giovanni’s, huh?” he read the stamping on the bags.

“Raphiella cites this as the best Italian takeout among ‘those in the know.’” Mi Ki-El offered by way of explanation.

“And Raphiella is always in the know,” Adam finished the line of thought.

“Yes.”

“Yeah, Raphiella really is.”

Eagerly, Adam dug into the first folded paper bag. He pulled out the containers of salad and tiramisu. The tiramisu was melted.

Mi Ki-El deflated.

“I bet it still tastes amazing,” Adam asserted confidently.

“Perhaps.”

“And what’s in the other bag, I wonder?” Adam folded open the second paper bag. He started to peer inside. “Mmm, it smells like eggplant parm-”

Adam’s voice stalled. His eyes widened.

“-a kitten,” he finished flatly.

“Eggplant parma-kitten?” Mi Ki-El repeated.

“Yeah. Eggplant parma-kitten.”

Adam was staring inside of the paper bag with the most bemused expression.

Mi Ki-El cocked his head in confusion.

In response, Adam motioned Mi Ki-El over. The Celestial peered into the bag.

There were two containers of eggplant parmesan, both opened. Both ransacked. By the tiny gray kitten currently covered in tomato sauce, passed out atop one of the opened containers, and sleeping soundly nestled against slices of still-warm eggplant. Feeling the sudden draft from the unfolded paper bag, the kitten stirred. It opened its eyes to stare upwards at Adam and mewled plaintively.

The dinner was ruined – melted tiramisu, half-eaten eggplant parmesan, and a feral kitten? This was a terrible six-month anniversary surprise. In his humiliation, Mi Ki-El could not even meet Adam’s eyes.

“Did Raphiella mention if Giovanni’s gives side orders of kittens to go?” Adam wondered bemusedly.

“No. No, Giovanni's does not,” Mi Ki-El assured quickly. "That would be quite unsanitary. This kitten must have crept into the paper bag while I was indisposed attending to the apartment fire. I left the takeout unsupervised in a parking garage for two hours." Mi Ki-El stared at the ground. "Adam, I apologize for such a terrible six-month anniversary surprise.”

But then, Adam’s hand was squeezing Mi Ki-El’s.

“Terrible surprise?” Adam repeated. Adam’s tone was so incredulous that Mi Ki-El immediately met his boyfriend’s gaze. Adam was grinning widely. “Mi Ki-El, this surprise is for both of us. This little guy just adopted us. This is the best six-month anniversary present ever.”

“Truly?” Mi Ki-El verified.

“Yeah. You, me, and Eggplant Parmesan, here, are gonna have the best time together.”

“Eggplant Parmesan?”

“Okay, maybe we’ll call him the Tomato Sauce Bandit?”

“The Tomato Sauce Bandit?”

“Cat Burglar? The Great Cat Surprise?”

"No."

And that’s how Mi Ki-El and Adam adopted a little gray kitten named Giovanni.

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[stealingpotatoes]

Trying to Explain the Desmond (sorta) Lives AU: Part 2

(part one)

(hi I’m back and I was bothered to write more explanation. bla bla sorry for the mess also this bit was acccidentally lengthy and 2.5k words, whoops)

> > > >

Shaun and Rebecca more-or-less knew they were going to find Desmond. They more-or-less knew they were going to see him. They more-or-less knew that he was going to be all glowing like he was in the footage. This being said, they weren’t really prepared for um… any of that to actually happen. 

Desmond is standing here, he is talking. He is moving.  Alive. Shaun and Becs are across from him, silent and dumbfounded at the sight of their long-dead friend. 

(I need you, my darling reader, to think of the most confused and shocked you’ve ever been in your life, and then bap, you’ve more or less got what’s going on in this room tbh.)

“Desmond?” Shaun finally asks in shock. 

“...yeah?” Desmond answers, obviously very confused at Shaun’s tone. 

“Holy shit,” whispers Rebecca. 

“What happened? We were in the Temple and- and then suddenly I’m here and I’ve got… these?” He gestures vaguely to himself-- the Isu markings.

What he said is enough to sort-of snap the duo out of their shock enough. “What?”

“Yeah, what?” Des agrees.  

“No, no. The temple-- 2012… that was six years ago. And you...” Rebecca says (still looking at Des with an expression that can only be described as ‘what in the genuine fuck’). 

Shaun and Rebecca wouldn’t have even noticed Galina coming up behind them if it hadn’t been for Desmond’s slight shift into near ready-to-fight, tho he relaxes after a second (his eagle vision’s still there and says she’s an ally). 

Shaun and Becs manage to take their eyes off Desmond for long enough to glance back at Galina, who’s come to find them. 

“You were not replying on your comms--” Galina stops and takes a proper look at the man behind them. “Oh. He does not look dead.” Then back at Shaun & Becs; “We all need to go.”  

Desmond is somehow even more confused than he was earlier. “Why would I look dead? And-- who are you?” 

Shaun has manners, even in very confusing situations; “This is Galina. She’s an Assassin. And Galina, meet… Desmond Miles.” (audible question marks) 

Shaun and Rebecca share an awkward glance. “We’ll explain everything when we get to safety?” Becs says, though she’s really not sure how they are going to explain, or what they’re even going to explain.  

The two random assassins who don’t have names also came out of the fight fairly unhurt and meet up with the rest of them. They’re pretty weirded out to see a person with glowy lines on his face, and have heard of Desmond Miles’ death. However they’re obviously not as weirded out to see him alive because they just didn’t know him. They’re probably doing the best here lol. 

Galina’s pretty confused but she’s become very good at compartmentalising over the years, so isn’t dwelling on things right now. 

Shaun and Rebecca are-- okay, to say Shaun and Becs are “dealing” with this is definitely the wrong word. They’re moving forward like Assassins should, while trying to comprehend that Desmond is right there… and also trying not to look at him too wide-eyed and shocked.  To them, everything feels like it’s going way too fast and way too slow all at once.

The trio and Galina all get into a van and head out of there, not planning on waiting for more Abstergos. 

//

They reach an old Assassin safehouse outside of the city after a very Odd drive. The two unnamed Assassins stayed in the city to keep investigating and keep up their work before, so now it’s just Shaun, Becs & Desmond in the safehouse with Galina on watch outside. 

They get in, make sure they’re safe -- protocol stuff. But Des really needs some answers. Like right now.

“What happened?” Desmond asks. This time it’s very serious, and you can almost feel the hundreds of years of killers’ lives he’s lived behind his voice. 

Shaun and Becs share yet another look. The disbelief hasn’t worn off at all, but they’re, as I said, moving forward. “What’s the last thing you remember?” Shaun asks. 

It quickly comes to light that Desmond has no memory of what happened after touching the Eye-orb-thing in the Temple. It’s just “a helluva lot of pain” in December 2012 and then boom, waking up in the middle of a city (shut, i know i still haven’t thought where), in October 2018. He also can’t recall bursting out of that Abstergo facility either -- his memory seems to start from where the weird glowing-eyes-and-apple-light thing he had going on stopped. 

“But the Temple was six years ago?” Desmond quietly half-asks, half-states. 

“Yeah...” says Rebecca. 

“Then where have I been for that time.” 

“You died.”

“What?!”

Shaun takes over; “Or at least, we thought you died. In 2012, we got clear from the Temple as you told us to. But then Abstergo, they--” (how on earth do you say this) “They got there before we could. They took your body and...” 

“But obviously you didn’t die because you’re here.” Becs gestures at Des. 

“Right,” Shaun agrees unsurely.

Des nods slowly, trying to take this all in. “But that doesn’t explain… all this.” he gestures to the Isu markings on his face. “Or what I can do.” 

“Do you know what you can do?” Becs asks. She and Shaun don’t really know what was happening w Des’ whole abilities thing at ALL because they only saw a small bit recorded.

Des shrugs, but then unzips the definitely-stolen-hoodie a bit and pulls the opening to the side so his bare collarbone is on show. “I got shot when I… when I woke up.” Rebecca makes yet another confused expression. “There’s nothing there?” She’s right; there’s no wound, no blood there. Not even a scar.

“Exactly.” 

“Oh.” 

“I heal faster, I know that. And--”

“What’s that?” Shaun numbly gestures to his own chest where a scar starts on Desmond’s. It’s not like either of them have seen Des shirtless much at all before, but that wasn’t there in 2012, they’re pretty sure. 

Des looks down then unzips the hoodie a bit more and oh. 

Shaun and Becs didn’t notice that on the security footage. Tbh Desmond barely noticed it, too busy looking at the glowiness. But that’s an autopsy scar. Des has an autopsy scar. That’s...

Desmond zips his hoodie back up, but everyone in the room is Very Confused. 

This is even more question-mark-inducing and raises about a billion questions; Did they do an autopsy on an alive person (for the sake of taunting the assassins)? Shaun and Becs wouldn’t put it past Abstergo; the Templars are messed up like that. 

Or… did Desmond genuinely die? And did Abstergo… bring him back somehow? 

Either way, Shaun’s mentally decided the “weird Isu clone of Desmond” idea is probably wrong because why would they autopsy a clone of a dead man?? makes no sense.  

There’s more long pauses of bewilderment before Rebecca makes the very good suggestion that they all have something to eat. So yeah, they eat, they’re chatting. It’s mostly basic stuff. They should definitely have all had medical checkups first, but they’re all very much too confused and in shock to do like… anything. 

It’s a bit awkward at one point (more awkward than the ENTIRE ordeal of seeing your dead friend again has been) because Shaun catches himself before telling Des a part of a story that involves secret Assassin crap and stops awkwardly. 

Desmond seems to catch on, and he’s like “I get it. Abstergo might have done something to me.” Made him a mole or a sleeper agent like Daniel Cross. 

Shaun and Becs feel really bad, but Desmond’s got this weird air of resignation about him. He understands. He knows he might be all messed up and controlled by Abstergo. That being said, the general resignation might just be pure shock at everything. A Lot Has Happened to him in a Very Short Span of Time (to him). 

They continue on chatting, mostly inane shit. Desmond asks if his parents are… still around. Shaun and Becs assure them they’re fine, though still fighting. Say a little about how William took Des’ death really hard, (no duh), and dropped out of the fight for a year. Only came back after finding out what Abstergo did to Des’ corpse (or… alive body???) -- tho the duo try to avoid saying what Abstergo did for now. 

However there’s another pause when Rebecca is, in very vague terms, explaining what happened in London in 2015. Rebecca starts telling Des what the Shroud is when she pauses and looks like she’s just solved some complicated code.

“I thought you were skipping the secret details?” Des asks.

“This isn’t that-- the Shroud heals people. Like, really fast,” Rebecca says.

Shaun gets where she’s going. “Ah... so say if someone got shot, it would heal almost immediately. And there would be no scar or visible wound afterwards.” 

Desmond takes a moment, and then he’s like “...you think I have the Shroud’s powers?” 

Now this doesn’t really solve any questions, and if anything creates more… but it adds something? Heck, this is all so confusing for everyone involved.

Anyways at some point they decide to actually all go to sleep. Galina’s still here btw, she also goes to sleep lol. Though before they do go to their own beds, Shaun and Becs have a quick chat about how weird this all is. Very Weird. 

Uh yeah so shrugging noises, Galina at some point the next day is assured the trio will be fine on their own and heads back to the city to investigate with unnamed Assassins. 

At some point they do actually do medical checkups lol, and comes up as, overall, Good. Desmond is pretty spritely for a dead guy. 

However they run into an issue: the DNA thingie just Isn’t Cooperating. It won’t sequence it. Probably definitely because they don’t have any tech that can get his wacked-up now-a-lot-more-isu DNA. But it also means they can’t check to see if he’s got the same DNA as he did. So yeah. 

For Rebecca and Shaun, it’s weird how quickly everything starts to feel like old times. As if they might be back in Monteriggioni, or the Temple, hiding out from the Abstergo and the Templars, as if the six year gap never happened. I mean- it’s not quite the same, obviously. Desmond glows now, and there’s always Something to remind them that they thought he was dead, that he was gone -- that something might be Wrong with him. 

Desmond’s, on the other hand, in this very awkward place. Aside from the fact he now has superpowers (which he doesn’t yet know the extent of), he’s also dealing with the fact he was supposedly dead for 6 years. That the world moved on without him and his friends haven’t seen him for six years. 2012 feels like days ago to him, not years. Shaun and Becs are very happy to have him back -- but Desmond didn’t know he was ever gone . So where they’re nostalgic for old times, he can’t help but only notice the differences? 

They need to find out what the heck happened in the 6 years they thought Des was dead. Seeing as the Abstergo facility that Desmond escaped from is -- funnily enough -- crawling with Abstergo agents that would very much like to get the three of them, (and that the trio has been told to lay low and try to go as dark as they can for now, while they all try to figure out what’s happening w Desmond) going back there to find crap out isn’t an option right now. So what Rebecca and Shaun are doing -- with a bit of help from Desmond, though he isn’t a tech guy or necessarily allowed to go into the Assassin database stuff yet -- is trying to scrounge up anything they can on Des and the missing six years.

They’re also slightly trying to work out some of Des’ powers, but they’re wary of him using them too much as Abstergo might pick up on whatever power traces he’s giving off. Shaun thinks Desmond definitely has a second PoE-based ability, and thinks it may be the Apple. 

One of the first nights, Desmond asks Shaun and Rebecca what they are going to do if Des turns out to be a sleeper or something. They can’t actually come up with an answer. 

Tbh, the search for info isn’t going brilliantly, even with two of the Assassin’s best searchers on the case. There are other assassins and PLENTY of Initiates looking for info across the world too -- Desmond just… coming back is a very big thing, and moreso is how he came back (ie all Isu-y). They haven’t heard any word from their mentor, Mr Miles senior, though. 

But then Rebecca has an idea! If Desmond’s conscious memory doesn’t know what happened, maybe his genetic memory does? Small issue: they don’t have an animus with them. So they ask for one ig lol. 

Anyways, they’re all chilling, researching, and trying to get to grips with the INSANE idea of EVERYTHING, ya know? Friendship hours. Catching up -- tho Des doesn’t have much to tell. There’s also emotional times!!! Shaun and Becs getting to say what they never had the chance to say while Des was alive, hugs, talking a little bit about the fact that his death (or “death”, perhaps) hit them Hard (though it’s difficult to talk about for all three). 

The first piece of the puzzle that they get isn’t from somewhere they expect. 

About a week after Desmond showed up (so after about 4-5 days of them being at the safehouse), Layla Hassan gets out of Atlantis. She’s just done the Trials via Kassandra and got the staff of Hermes Trismegistus (...in doing so, losing one teammate and gaining some anger issues. oops). Layla’s not that important yet. What is important right now is when she opened Atlantis.

Layla doesn’t have an exact time as to her opening the gates, but guess what happened very soon after the rough time she opened it? One Desmond Miles burst out of an Abstergo facility, glowing like your overly-dramatic neighbour’s Christmas lights display. 

So then this all just adds more mystery to the uh... Mystery™. Did opening Atlantis resurrect him? Did it give him these powers for some reason? If so, why?? The gang also find out/ the Assassins overall realise that opening Atlantis caused some weird powersurge in every PoE -- but if that caused some kind of surge in Desmond too, does that mean he’s a Piece of Eden now? He has the powers of at least one, PoE now, they know, so…? There are too many questions and nowhere near enough answers. 

The trio is itching to get out there and start investigating themselves -- but they’re told that there’s another assassin coming to join the three of them soon (it’s protocol to not say Who), before they start doing anything, and that they should wait for them. Also said Assassin is bringing one of them mini-animuses (animi? whatever; the one Layla has in ACOd) so they can do the genetic memory thing like Becs suggested. 

So I guess it’s time for more waiting, for whomever the assassin may be...

[clonewarslover55]

hi! i was wondering if you could do a relationship hc’s for commander neyo please? my boi doesn’t get enough content. i love all your works btw! <3

Yessss!!!! I did Bacara here, now it’s time to do my other psycho hubby 

Commander Neyo relationship headcanons //SFW and NSFW//

SFW

If you even get Neyo to talk to you then you deserve a medal 

Neyo hardly ever talks, and if you piss him off he’ll probably spit in your face 

So be careful of what you say around this Commander. He isn’t the nicest 

If you do happen to get him to talk he won’t say much 

You learn he’s very interested in other species, so you talk about that with him

He doesn’t enjoy talking, so he’ll nod and other things to express himself 

When Neyo talks it’s mostly cuss words anyways 

When Neyo begins to like you, everyone knows immediately

Neyo will talk to you?? And you’re not a clone or his general?? Crazy.  

It’s still not a lot of words but it’s some 

It’s a lot of work to get into a relationship with Neyo, but it’s worth it 

You quickly pick up on his habits because he trusts you enough to allow you to follow him around

Neyo is pretty similar to Bacara, he works out a lot. But not in the same way 

Neyo runs instead of lifting a lot. 

He doesn’t go out for drinks or anything when he’s on leave 

So he runs. A lot. 

If you bug him enough about it he’ll eventually mess up his schedule and come to your home 

He’s obviously very OCD so it takes a lot of bugging to get him to come over

Neyo is fucking awkward at first. He just stands in the center of your living room looking around

You have to shove him to the couch and distract him by a holomovie or whatever 

He relaxes after a few minutes and eventually leans into your touch

Neyo is very awkward on the whole touching thing. He also doesn’t know anything about relationships either 

So it takes a while for him to be fully comfortable around you 

Neyo never came to your place unless you asked him to, but as your relationship progressed that changed 

After one particularly stressful mission he showed up at your house in full armor 

He basically moved in with you at this time. So you bought him comfy sleeping clothes 

Neyo will not admit that he loves the fuzzy socks or comfortable sweatpants 

It’s obvious though 

Neyo doesn’t flirt, but he shows off some. 

When he runs and you watch he makes sure to run extra fast, just simple things like that

When he basically moved in with you he’d wear the sweatpants and nothing else

The sweats were a little too tight they showed off his goods and very muscular legs

The asshole knows this and loves it when you stare at him. 

When he’s that comfortable around you he still hardly talks, he just doesn’t want to 

Neyo never takes you out anywhere unless it’s on a walk at nighttime. 

He always brings you to his favorite rooftop on the upper levels of Coruscant and watch the ships 

He’ll go to restaurants if you want him to, but he’ll be awkward and very very tense 

He hates being in public without his armor 

If he does go out in public with you he will always be touching you. He is very possessive 

This means he gets jealous easily. If someone looks at you or tries to touch you Neyo sees red 

Neyo will kill people over you and not bat an eye. 

Luckily for those pervs, you can relax your angry psycho boyfriend  

That’s why most of your dates are you two just relaxing on your couch 

You’ll have to climb onto him for him to cuddle you at first

He’s so touch starved that he doesn’t really know how to cuddle or anything 

You have to teach him how to relax and such when you lay on him

He ends up loving it 

Sometimes he’ll just pick you up and plop down so he can hold you 

Neyo seems like a hard ass but if you pout and give him puppy eyes he breaks 

It’s his weakness. 

Since he doesn’t talk much you learn his body language easily

It’s harder than it sounds 

Neyo really misses you when he’s away on missions, so he may comm you sometimes 

He’ll come back and just want cuddles because he missed you. 

It’s really sweet. If you say it’s sweet he will scowl at you. 

Neyo’s hair is a little longer than most clones, so he slicks it back 

It keeps it out of his face when he’s wearing his helmet 

He doesn’t slick it back when he’s on leave 

Neyo lets you play with his curly mess of black hair and he loves it 

He has more tattoos then the one on his face 

You made him stand naked in your bedroom while you examined his many scars and tattoos 

He had two sleeves that connect along his chest and back, all with some odd patterns 

The patterns somehow reminded you of death, in a weird way 

The pattern moves down his spine and splits down his lean hips, stopping at his V line

When you asked if the linked tattoos were pointing to his dick he just shrugged and smirked 

Neyo has an odd personality, much like Bacara’s

He can do something absolutely hilarious and keep a straight face 

Neyo doesn’t show too many facial expressions anyways, he’s very good at keeping a mask

If you make him smile it makes your day 

The asshole will mess with you. He loves teasing you in his own way 

You’ll ask him a serious question and shrug, his dark seemly soulless eyes shining 

Neyo doesn’t sleep well and doesn’t seem to like sleeping 

He has terrible nightmares, mostly plagued by his own thoughts 

Neyo really enjoys killing, he enjoys the control.

 He would never hurt you but he still worries. 

He sleeps better with you in his arms, or with his head on your chest 

He’ll still wake up in a cold sweat some nights and will flinch at your touch 

It takes a minute to get him to relax but eventually he’ll calm down 

He just curls up against you, shaking slightly, while you whisper sweet nothings to him

Neyo never thought he could ever show so much weakness, but he loves you 

He’ll probably say it first, like right out of the blue 

When his gruff voice says the three words your heart nearly stops with joy 

Neyo may seem soulless to many, but to you he’s your cuddly lover

NSFW

Help him. He is so awkward 

You have to show him and teach him the first few times 

Once he relaxes and memorizes your body(Very quickly) He doesn’t need anymore teaching 

Once he’s more confident he’ll fuck your brains out 

Neyo is into rough sex, like very into it 

You learn he’d rather fuck you hard that you can’t move than to run. It’s his new favorite exercise

Neyo seemed very dominant at first, he was so primal about it 

You quickly learned that if you tried hard enough you could flip the positions 

He loves wrestling with you for the dominant role, it becomes foreplay for you two 

You two rarely have those slow and soft intimate nights, unless he’s feeling tired or needy 

If you ask though, giving him the pouty face and eyes, he’ll do whatever you want

No matter how hard you two fuck, he’s still making you cum as much as he can 

He loves watching you as you cum, he especially enjoys the noises 

Neyo isn’t the biggest fan of quickies, but he’ll do them

Neyo will totally do public sex. He wants everyone to know how much pleasure he gives you 

Neyo will tease the fuck out of you in so many differnet ways 

He loves the noises you make so he’ll tease for as long as he pleases 

His self control is fucking nuts 

You didn’t know Neyo was kinky until the night you came home and he was sitting on your bed, naked, and holding a few lengths of soft fabric 

He loves to tie you up. 

Neyo also loves choking and spanking, you learned that the hard way

You also learned that Neyo is very into anal, as a surprise of course 

He won’t ever bring up his kinks but he’ll do whatever you want 

Neyo will fill out your deepest darkest desires. He whispered this to you once and it nearly killed you 

Neyo doesn’t dirty talk but he growls deeply, he’s very vocal with his groans and growls 

It’s really hot actually 

If he ever mumbles your name or some words, his voice is extra gruff from not being used often. The tone is hot as fuck. 

If he says a word to you during sex you’ll probsbly cum immediately 

Neyo will mark the fuck out of you. He bites and nips, he wants everyone to know that he controls your pleasure 

He’ll make you go to work sometimes with your thighs still covered in his cum 

Neyo is Very very possessive.

If he ever draws blood with his bites he’ll lick it off. He has a big blood kink 

I mentioned how he shows off with the too tight sweatpants? Well….

He’ll sit in a man spread and pat his thigh. He loves watching you ride his muscular thigh 

Neyo has very muscular and powerful legs. If you trace his leg muscles he tenses and shivers as lighting bolts of pleasure shoot straight to his cock

If you trace his tattoos or scars he melts, he loves it. 

Worship his body then dom him, he loves it. He’ll moan louder than ever if he’s being ridden or pegged/dick downed.

If you mention your sex life to anyone else you don’t even know what he’d do

It’s strictly between the two of you(Unless y'all sometimes have a friend or two over if that’s your thing)

Neyo always surprises you with what he’ll do 

He woke you up one time by giving you oral 

His mouth is incredibly talented, he made you forget your name with just his tongue 

If you give him oral prepare for him to fuck your face 

He’ll use you as his personal fuck toy unless he’s tied down 

He secretly loves being teased till he nearly begs. He never begs by the way, you’ll get a snarl 

You begging on the other hand? He fucking loves it 

If you say his name, call him commander, or call him sir then you better be ready to be fucked extra hard 

Neyo is a little weird about aftercare

He wants you covered in his sweat and cum as you fall asleep in his arms 

He wants you marked for as long as possible 

You can talk him into a shower with you though, he really enjoys those 

No matter what, you’re falling asleep in the embrace of you big “Mean” cuddly commanders arms 

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Chapter Sixteen liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2!  Let’s go!!!

It’s the LAST ONE AHHHHHHH!!!!!

DIN BETTER GET HIS SON BACK IN THIS EPISODE I SWEAR TO FUCK

THEY WILL NOT MAKE ME WAIT AN ENTIRE ASS YEAR ON A CLIFFHANGER FOR ME TO SEE DIN HOLD HIS SON IN HIS ARMS AGAIN FUCK NO

Also they’ve kept who directed this episode a secret and lemme tell you I’m REAL curious as to who it was

Ok ok ok ok ok.  OK.  Here we go

*screaming intensifies*

Ok we getting RIGHT into a space battle

GETTEM BOBA GET EM

Oh but this is Pershing I’m hesitant about him, he let Din go with the baby last time

Hmmm good guy or bad guy

I feel like I’ve seen the actors of these Imp pilots before

OOP there goes Pilot #2

OOOP YEP PERSHING’S A CLONE ENGINEER OOOOOOOOOOH

Ok this guy’s a dickass extraordinaire 

Leave Cara alone lol Luke blasted everyone who saw Alderaan blow up into smithereens you should know that

Shut up bro someone’s gonna kill you

YEP CARA GOT HIM

WOOOOOAH DRAMATIC OPENING

The title card says “The RESCUE” which implies the baby is being RESCUED do NOT fuck with me here Star Wars 

Ok ok so I have no clue what this planet is I’m curious

Also wait if Pershing’s a clone engineer it’ll be real interesting if he and Boba interact

Oh there’s Bo Katan guess she’s back

OH WHOOP THERE’S A FETT AND A KRYZE MEETING

C’MON STAR WARS DON’T MAKE SATINE LOOK BAD IN THIS I’VE ALREADY GONE TO BAT AND SAID THE FETT EXCOMMUNICATION WASN’T HER FAULT XD

“Not all Mandalorians are bounty hunters” bitch you were a TERRORIST holy SHIT Bo Katan why are you like this

ALDKFSJDLK EVEN BO KATAN IS READY TO SQUARE UP OVER A BABY THAT CUTE

Lol whoop never mind

Uh oh here she goes with Boba

To glass eh?

PRINCESS OOOOOH

AND THE CLONES BOOTED MAUL OFF YOUR PLANET AND BAILED YOUR ASS OUT THE FIRST TIME ASSHOLE JESUS

TWICE YOU HAVE LOST YOUR PLANET TWICE

Wait what now about the Darksaber

So it’s a super special cutting saber?  Tf?

THE CHILD IS MY ONLY PRIORITY AAAAAAAA

Lol something tells me Pershing’s not gonna make it past this episode he knows too much and is giving too much information 

The lesbian energy in this scene is immense btw

Booooo you’re talking a BIG game rn

Y’all have no idea how fucking much I love that Boba’s calling Bo Katan princess it’s the funniest thing

Hmmmmmm honestly they should have expected they’d send TIEs instead

HMMMM GIDEON’S GONNA KILL Y’ALL

Lol Bo who taught you to fly

OH NO OH NO IT’S A TRAP I THINK GIDEON KNEW

Wait a minute fucking duh Gideon knew it was Bo Katan’s voice on the comms he’s met her AHHHHHHH

Aaaaaand here come the terminators

Ohhh so I guess Bo and Fennec and the wlw squad are the distraction

MORE LACK OF OSHA VIOLATIONS AGAIN FOR FUCK SAKE THAT IS DEEP SPACE GODDAMMIT

YAYYYYY GIRLS

Ok so it’s taken this long for Mando to pass the Bechdel test but ngl this is worth it

Wait a fuck so where’s Pershing in all of this?  With Boba?

WELL DIN MAYBE IF YOU HAD RAN A BIT FASTER YOU WOULDN’T BE FIGHTING THE TERMINATOR AHHHHHHHHH

Ok so THERE’S the spear

Hahaaaaa he spaced all the Terminators hahahaha

GIDEON’S GUARDING THE BABY AS YOU SHOULD KNOW BO KATAN

If he’s holding the Darksaber to the baby’s neck I swear--

AAAAAAAHHHHH I FUCKING KNEW IT LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE ASSHOLE FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

STOP IT

Ok fine Thrawn 2.0

DON’T TRUST HIIIIIIIIM DON’T TRUST HIM DON’T TRUST HIM DON’T TRUST HIIIIIIIIIIIIIM

I HATE THIS ALL SO MUCH DIE BITCH DIE

NONONONONONONONONONONONONO

AAAAHHHHH I KNEW IT

GET THE SPEAR DIN GET THE SPEAR

THE SPEAR THE SPEAR AAAAHHHHH YES

Ok how is it possible so far that not even Din’s CLOAK has been sliced off

AHAHAHA NO BITCH KILL HIM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oho so we getting some Bo and Gideon drama now!

Whaaaaat since when Sabine gave it to Bo Katan no fight?????

Ooooop the Terminators are back

I knew this was too easy

The Terminators coming back now are like when you roll a nat 20 earlier in a RPG and get rid of one of the really cool bosses the DM wanted to use and now the DM’s like “nOPE I’M STILL USING THEM”

FFS HE HAS A LOCKPICK NOOOOOOOOO

OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO BABY DOESN’T LOOK TOO GOOD AAAAHHHHH HEEEEEEELP

Gideon Shut The FUCK Up Challenge

Oh NOW who’s showing up

Who’s in the X Wiiiiiiiing

I DON’T LIKE THIS WHO IS THIS WHO 

Ahsoka???

NO WRONG HEAD SHAPE

THAT’S A LIGHTSABER AAAAAAAAA WHO WHO WHAT

LUKE OR EZRA GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN THAT’S LUKE OR EZRA THAT’S ONE OF MY BOYS HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIIIIIIIT AAAAHHHHHHH

I don’t know if Ezra could take out all those terminators that easily though

OK RIGHT HAND BLACK GLOVE??????

But is that Luke’s saber tho I can’t tell I don’t know?!?!?!??!?!

YEP THE OTHER HAND DOESN’T HAVE A GLOVE THAT’S LUKE THAT’S LUKE THAT’S LUKE THAT’S LUUUUUUUKE!!!! 

I’M GONNA CRY

OH SHIT BO’S DOWN OH SHIT

WHOOP CARA GOT GIDEON NOOOOO JUST LET HIM DIE GAH

And the baby sees the Jedi aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

OK JEDI VS DARKTROOPERS COME ON LUKE GET EM

WAIT NO THAT HAND DIDN’T LOOK WHITE THO COULD IT BE EZRA?

NO BUT THE ONE BLACK GLOVE

Y’ALL I AM ON CLOUD NINE RIGHT NOW THIS HAS MADE ME THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

Ok good I think Bo’s back up again

LUKELUKELUKELUKELUKE?????

YEP I’D KNOW THAT GAY-ASS BELT ANYWHERE

IT’S HIIIIIIIM

I’M FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

IS HE A JEDI BIIIIIITCH

Ok the CGI Mark’s kinda scary ngl

Ok Baby’s not gonna wanna go with him and Disney BETTER not make Luke look bad when he says no

OH SHIT HE TOOK HIS HELMET OFF SO THE BABY COULD SEE HIS FACE KSLDJKLSJKLFSDLKJFJKLSAKJ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’M GONNA FUCKIN DIE THIS IS TOO MUCH THIS IS WAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART

OH NO OH NO OH NO DIN NOOOOOOO DON’T LEAE YOUR SON

NO 

NO NONO NO NO NO HE LOVES YOU

EVERYONE ELSE COVER YOUR EYES FUCKERS

Ok now R2 is just fanservice lmao

Ok now it is ILLEGAL Luke never called this kid Baby Yoda he would ABSOLUTELY do so 

OK ALSO BUT LUKE HOLDING HIS BABY GRANDMASTER IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE

OK OK OK BUT ALSO NO LUKE YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM BACK NOW

DIN’S CRYING HONEY NOOOOOOOO

That’s IT

what the FUCK NOOOOOOOO

OK THIS WAS A GOOD END BUT AT THE SAME TIME NOOOOOO YODITO CAN’T STAY WITH LUKE WITH HIS MURDER-HAPPY HELLSPAWN NEPHEW AROUND

Also who’s Peyton Reed?

Anyway but AHHHHHH ok so this is setting up a conflict of Mando succession where once again I don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about, Bo took the Darksaber just fine from Sabine in Rebels without a fight????????

Gah it’s early and I’m still tired talk later

but AHHHHHH

[evemoedesu]

It's again this time of the year - anniversary time!

That one evening three years ago I drew first EVE shipgirl for fun and giggles. "Just one silly doodle, c'mon, what can go wrong?" Never would I thought I would continue with it up to 150th and more...

It gradually became part of my life since then. It's obviously too far from completion, and there's tons to do: ship designs to crack, characters to match, art to make, skills to up. I hope to continue doing it in years to come. And hope you all like it too!

To you all who like my work, follow anywhere, comment, mail in-game, share in chats/forums/comms, repost in r/eve (back when it was allowed), even spam in jita local (apparently, i heard so): THANKS YOU!

Even those who silently lurk - thanks to you too, I know you're here

Also, I suppose there can be people who changed camps. At least one did in quite peculiar DM, I love it. Thanks you too, too, I consider it a nice achievement if it happened

btw old ones are really goofy and lame so expect remakes, the most atrocious ones come first.

And with all of that: onwards to fourth year, 200th mark and of course more art and skill progression!

Thanks for your time!