#this is no laughing matter!!!!

[blindmagdalena]

Out of pocket but now I'm wondering if he could tell you're constipated based on your stomach grumbles

straight to jail

[chloesimaginationthings]

Cassidy loves to scare the FNAF night guards..

[exhuastedpigeon]

Buck waking up in a cold sweat: OH MY GOD THAT HOT FIREFIGHTER FROM TEXAS DURING THE WILDFIRES THOUGHT I WAS FLIRTING WITH HIM. OH MY GOD I WAS FLIRTING WITH HIM

[irenespring]

I will return to not stanning politicians tomorrow but watching Kamala Harris destroy Donald Trump is like a religious experience to me. She's leading him into traps to distract him into saying nonsense about crowd sizes, pointing out how he is an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon, and just nailing every question.

I am smiling So Much after a really shitty day.

Now I understand why some people start riots when they win at sports.

This is the woman who made Brett Kavanaugh cry and she is here to break Trump like he's a glass at a Jewish wedding.

[ironladders]

skybound megatron when i catch you.... when i FUCKING catch you...............

[xxplastic-cubexx]

do you think when cherik fuck all metal items in the room an maybe in the house starts to fly..... bc i do and i can't imagine what's going on with charles's powers help please

idk what happens on charles' end but this was my immediate first thought regarding erik

[abnomi]

the only thing keeping him alive are his cartoon physics

[pitsazawr]

Happy brim AU!!!

Tim is a middle school teacher and married to Brian, who works as a programmer :^]

[nonpoppie]

bingyuan sillies

[rottmnt-residuum]

Part 11 of Arc II (Part 37)

huzzah! exposition be upon ye

⇇ | ⇽ | index | ⇾ (censored) | ⇾ (gore)

[nonymous06]

Clawing at thr walls insane rn

Inject this movie into my fucking blood

[pocketgalaxies]

I just want to say it looked different on the website.

[mithrun-house-of-kerensil]

I have no defense for myself

[samijen]

they're just both mentally unwell lmaooo

this is PURELY SELF INDULGENT and has NO POINT WHATSOEVER

AVERT YOUR EYES AAAA

[poppy-metal]

just thought of being scumbag patricks pretty little girlfriend and saying you love him mid-stroke and he groans, puts a hand over your mouth because you dont mean that shit - he's gonna pretend he didn't hear it, cause hes bad for you and you falling in love with him would be fucking awful for you both - doesn't stop him from fucking you deeper though, immediately after you say it. like the words have a lasso affect and his hips crash into yours, not parting this time, just grinding his cock inside - way more intimate than he usually allows. biting his palm, wrestling your mouth from under his palm in defiance like the brat you are so you can pant and whine another breathless "i love you - i love -" he fucks you harder until the words fade out into moans. acting like his balls aren't twitching to unload inside you the moment you said those words, like its just to shut you up, the desperate slam of his hips, and not like the confession means anything.

[emoreooo]

one day i’ll grow even taller than my brother, you’ll see !!