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“Strawberry SHORT-cakes”
Yo yo yo!!!! This is a small little drabble about my two OCs August and Elliot being the best mother daughter duo imaginable. This Elliot is around 7-8 years old!! August makes hella good shit and yes so enjoy !!!!
“Momma, what’s with the whipped cream? Are we making hot cocoa?” Elliot jumped up slightly to see on the top of the counter. August chortled as she tied the apron behind her back. “Now El, it is August. It’s strawberry season!” She turned around to look at the younger being. “Okay and? Every season is for hot cocoa” Elliot took a deep breath in as she slid a dark oak char to the granite counters.
“Can you do me a favor, hun?” August muttered. Elliot shook her head intensely. “Get me the strawberries from the fridge?” The kid never had gotten off a chair faster, grabbing them and looking back at August. Well, Augs couldn’t see her. Right? Elliot popped open the plastic container as quietly as she could, grabbing a fat berry, shoving it in her mouth. “El hun, don’t be eating those berries! Your Uncle Mason is coming over!”
How in the world did she see El? Does she have eyes in the back of her head?? Oh my gosh her mom is an alien! “El, have you gotten them?” The question quickly snapped the kid out of her trance, and she hopped back up on the chair. August grabbed a rather dull but mendable knife, and slid behind Elliot. “Wanna help me cut them?” El nodded and smiled as she looked at the plump red fruits. Augs set one of her knees (the last one she’ll have. SORRY SPOILER ALERT!!) on the chair and laid the knife down, grabbing Els hand with tender care. Elliot picked up the knife and August began to lead her hand in a way to cut the berries.
“Sideways, from the top, then sideways again.”
“Sidesways, from the top, and sidesways again”
August smiled, “Good job! You’re getting the hang of it!” Elliot laughed heartily and smiled.
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Elliot ran around the island of the kitchen, laughing and trying to wipe the white baking powder off her face. August stomped around the kitchen after grabbing a small plate filled with whipped cream.
“Fee..”
Elliot held her breath
“Fi..”
August took a big step
“Fo..”
Silence
“Fum.”
Peace scattered through the kitchen.. but not for long.
“HERE I COME!”
Elliot got up real fast and laughed. August chased after her, Elliot somehow juking her out. Laughter busted through the house and flour was scattered everywhere. August ran and ran, and.. smack. Face first in the plate of cream and on the floor.
once again. Silence
Elliot rushed to her mothers side “Momma!” She kneeled down. “BRAAA!” August jumped up, blood slightly gushing out of her nose. “AAAH!”
They both laughed till the pain set in. “Lord kid.. you done broke my nose!” She chortled as she stood up, wiping the blood on her apron. Elliot stood still, still kinda crushed that she hurt her own momma. A loud creak entered the kitchen as light from the outside shown in.
“What in Gods name happened.”
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Well long story short Mason ended up taking care of August and Elliot cried bc she felt bad but uh yes!!!
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES#FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM#more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres#which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#dipper pines#mason pines#gravity falls#GF fanart#fan art#fanart#digital art#comic#silly#my art
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so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill
#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#bill got me again…. in 2024… what a time#also billford canon lets GO#2015 me is living#drawing gf again after so long feels surreal but good#ford pines#gravity falls#my art
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao#someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h..................#been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon#this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think#text#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k#great googly moogly#30k#40k#50k#60k#boooy what da heeel#70k#80k#90k#will this be my first ever post to hit 100k... it remains to be seen#good lord. we did it#100k
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My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:
1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.
2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.
3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.
4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.
5. Stay safe.
#not sca related#I have lived with Hurricanes and Tropical Storms my whole life and I am experienced with storm flooding#please listen to the voice of experience#I want you to stay safe#SCA Mom#SCA Aunt
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#oh my god?????#txt#STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF#'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications
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wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky
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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.
#for reference i live in scotland so it is weird that there is no ice or snow in december anymore#shitpost#not really but its just how i find my original content#christmas#climate change
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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types of wizards :)
#my art#dnd#dungeons and dragons#ttrpg#wizards#this type of thing is available early to patrons and kofi members#so if youre interested and u have some $ to spare id really appreciate any support#if you are/have supported thank you for helping me Live
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limited perception.
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#ohhh this one felt like coming home#pure experimentation no references speedrun#art and creativity and catharsis i missed you#anyway don't ask me what this one's about. let a slag live her life#art#illustration#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#digital illustration#sketch#bethfuller#artwork
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"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.
#now im watching their whole lives fall apart on google docs#i dont know whats happening but by god im excited to see where it goes next#writers on tumblr#writerscommunity#writeblr#writing#bookblr#creative writing#writing life#writers and poets#novel writing#my characters#original characters#writing stuff#fanfiction#darkacademia
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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax
#and it works#rewatching a movie because murder is wrong#i find it too easy to live vicariously through those gays in fact#logan especially#i love logan baring his teeth like a pug or a bulldog 99% of his fight scenes#i love how he enjoys swiping at wade. they're both little shits#i love how wade fights back. that backseat camera zoom holds a special place in my heart#the Homoeroticism of it all#it soothes me#deadpool and wolverine honda#deadpool and wolverine honda odyssey#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadclaws#deadpool 2024#buy a honda odyssey now and resolve your marital spats today!#“I haven't had this much fun in so long!” ahh grin
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#staff need to realise that one little change to layout ruins my day#and that when i snooze tumblr live i mean that i want it GONE#tumblr live
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