#this is my new batman obsession

[sattelite-of-love]

THE PENGUIN in Batman: Caped Crusader

[magicpiano]

AU where the justice league finds out that Captain Marvel is homeless. Not Billy, they still have no idea about the captain's secret identity, but the Captain.

Maybe they were discussing a case or something, and he says something that is just a little too knowledgeable. Something only someone who has been there would know. He tries to backtrack when he realizes that he said too much, tries to explain that getting a job and an apartment is hard when you do hero work which doesn't pay (and hopes they don't find out the real reason he can't get a job is because no one will hire a kid).

The league comes to the conclusion the reason he is so secretive about his identity is because he is ashamed he is homeless. Naturally, everyone immediately feels super bad about this and tries to help him much to his dismay.

Identity shenanigans ensue.

[aimtodraw]

Babysitting as a love language (superbat)

Richard: Don't get me wrong, he loves me too (obviously) just not enough to go through today again.

Bruce: What the hell did you guys do today anyway??

[flamingpudding]

Help.... I am getting obsessed with Absolute Batman!

He's a fucking inventive beefcake. I love his suit design and goods... I did not expect the way its written when I got my hands on the #1 issue....

(Spoiler: I fucking didn't expect Alfred like that... let alone some other known names 😉)

Like fuck I can't wait to see the next issue! (Joker is gonna make an appearance next... 😬)

And my dpxdc brain is supplying me with reasons why Danny might potentially trust Absolute Bruce quicker than our known rich guy Bruce and making me want to write a bit on it 🤣

All in all.... new obsession unlocked....

[labotor]

recent + old scarecrow art dump 🎃

[strangergraphics-archive]

batman themed dividers requested by @deadmanofthenight

please like and credit if you use, reblogs are appreciated! thank you! 💕

[darkmultiverse-brainrot]

You’ll call me insane but hear my vision of the Batman who laughs x the grim knight

[staronet]

I got really tired, like can hardly keep my eyes open tired. I looked at my saved photos and I found over 40 screen shots of Damian Wayne from the one comic series I read.

I can't lie, he is a little fella but over 40!?!

[talia-kane]

what is damian always listening to with his earbuds?

[laufire]

"mad love" episode of all time... and with it + "obsession" in superman: the animated series it seems at the time they were really going for "chilling portrayals of domestic violence disguised with silly cartoonmen". of course, I've never seen anyone talk about "obsession".

[beetlejuce]

wish I could mentally send a message to all the hispanic/latin moms over 40 that telenovelas and soap operas are, in fact, dramatized and not accurate representations of real life

[dominimoonbeam]

VERONICA "RONNIE" VREELAND x BRUCE WAYNE

I've been rewatching all of Batman: The Animated Series and The New Adventures of Batman (they are fantastic) and I have this whole idea/headcanon. I don't think anyone else is into this but it has to go someplace and that place is tumblr!

Bruce Wayne and Veronice Vreeland should have shacked up.

Here me out. Stay with me. It's going to be great and possibly the sweetest/cutest idea I have ever had.

Bruce and Ronnie are friends, both stupid-wealthy socialites. Ronnie is a delight!

!!the headcanon!!

Bruce and Ronnie fall in love and get married but Bruce doesn't tell her about his alter identity. With a whole early story arc where he keeps trying to and she keeps misunderstanding, supportive and sweet but completely oblivious.

They get married, she runs the businesses and travels and does functions, flitting in and out of Gotham in the background for the rest of the series.

Every so often she walks in on a Batfam scene and everyone freezes like "OH SHIT" thinking they've been caught and surely she'll figure it out now, but she doesn't.

She loves the kids and the kids love her! She gives them brilliant emotional advice, completely unaware what's really going on.

At some point she walks in on Bruce getting patched up by Alfred when she comes home early from a trip. *Gasp!* Ronnie runs over, asking what's happened. Bruce is stumped. Alfred coughs and says he fell off a horse while playing polo. Queue Ronnie fussing over him and telling her about how her brother did that too once.

A story where someone is trying to kill Ronnie because of all her business/charity stuff and the batfam spend a whole week saving her life without her noticing it.

At some point Batman rescues her and puts her down a little too slowly, a little too tenderly, and Ronnie gasps and shoves him with a, "I'm married, sir!"

She'll also never ever understand why Catwoman seems to have it out for her...

[pegging-satan]

A concept that’s infinitely funny to me: some goofy ahh Gotham villain finding out Bruce Wayne is Batman and calling up some journalist and in their excitement being like “Bruce Wayne is fucking Batman” which the journalist takes as Bruce and Bat fucking so now Bruce has to pretend to date himself to not blow his cover

[welcometogrouchland]

I've decided I need to post at least some of my DC art backlog or I may actually explode and die

[sing-me-under]

FUCK. I NEED TO STOP. IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET INTO FLASHFAM FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS BUT I KEEP GETTING SLAMMED BY OTHER OBSESSIONS.

[batsydoodle]

My self inflicted rule of only getting blue suit batman figures really is a monkey paw situation, because on one hand yes I'm saving money by not buying all the cool other figures But! The instant i see that fucker is in blue my credit card simply flies out of my wallet