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factsilike · 4 months ago

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#mdzs #remnants of filth #wei wuxian #gu mang #lan wangji #mo xi #as soon as I read that scene in yuwu I made this connection and couldn't stop laughing about it #and yes I know that book wasn't so much as a gift as it was a retaliation prank against the silencing spell on WWX's end but still #yuwu #this is my first shitpost ig?

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bleed-more · 6 months ago

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Lesbian shirt Tim, when?

Happy pride SHDKFNGM

#RIP JESS #this is ABSOLUTELY how they first met with Tim's 2006 fashion sense you cannot change my mind #ig this is how i do expressions/body language practice in the year of our lord 2024 #shitpost #my art #marble hornets #mh #fan art #tim wright #jessica locke #slenderverse

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princema-k · 5 months ago

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so i played through the entirety of tgaa2 with runo's DLC outfit it's what he canonically wears in my mind and it's absolutely great!! he's so snazzy and it compliments both susato's DLC and kazuma perfectly. i absolutely adore chuunosuke

only problem is. because chuunosuke is in EVERY shot with a vacant smile, i can't take emotional scenes seriously anymore

imagine me, reaching the climax of the third chapter of the game, there's the reveal and it's all sentimental and heart-wrenching. and i have to stare at this:

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squinkarts · 8 months ago

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hmmmmm

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ALSO CAINE FAN DESIGN DONE BY @jellitianhearts ‼️‼️

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ded-lime · 1 month ago

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#antonio salieri #wolfgang amadeus mozart #fate grand order #fgo #my art #utau cover #amasali #ig it is amasali even if im shitposting #ugh i need to look over salieri's bank.. maybe find better samples and re oto some bits...#i put it together first but i fucked around with it less than mozart's somehow. and its in romaji still...#how did i start all this by making salieri and intending to use it and maybe making mozart as like.an extra thing and then using mozart mor #how the hell do mozart's voice lines cover more sounds than salieri is a better question...#anyway the actual cover this time is pretty low effort #i dont particularly like magnet but it makes me wanna play project diva...

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claredelun · 2 months ago

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all i need is a female black cat with alluring green eyes and then my look is complete

#cats #cats of tumblr #funny #is this is shitpost?#idk ig it's my first ever shitpost #shitpost #dark academia #academia aesthetic #dark feminine aesthetic

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spaciebabie · 1 year ago

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#thanks for the dm dana sjfdhsjdfs #genuinely like all the fatigue of the past few months hit all at once this morning and when im overly stressed my mental health #gets bad. like really really bad #it was nice 2 laugh abt something ridiculous ajkhjkdfsdh #fnaf #spacie scribbles #at first this was gonna be springtrap talking 2 me but it makes more sense if its you lmaoksjdfkslfdj #i dont remember what your sona looks like forgive me 😭#and i didnt wanna dig something up for this shitpost so #i shuld learn 2 draw gore so that when i feel really bad like this i can draw characters getting hurt #genuinely think that would make me feel better #well. ig ik what imma be spending the rest of tonight doing #imagine being such a pathetic old decrepit creature that a couple plastic balls are all it takes ta destroy you #i could beat his ass. its canonically possible for me ta beat his ass #i wouldnt even hafta try that hard #buddy. you're DONE #also his hips.....#damn #thighs are a weakness of mine like dude.#look at his shit bro. this is fucking ludicrous #the way his stance is #auuugh #sickening

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governmentmandatedryujinstan420 · 1 year ago

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letting this breach containment.

#hand jumper #juni chang #ishaan cha #do people even use his first name or is he relegated officer cha for now and forever #the way i forgot i had tumblr #THE WAY I FORGOT I HAD HJ MEMES ON MY COMPUTER.#THE WAY THE SAYEON BIRTHDAY POST WAS NEVER POSTED ON HER BIRTHDAY.#well on discord yeah but now the joke is lost.#still debating on making this a meme acc or a hj rambling acc #if you have any constructive criticism #questions or just wanna make sure i'm alive just ask me ig #the masses aren't ready yet for these two i'm afraid #me neither tho tbh #s2 is gonna kick my ass if ishaan finally gets his 1/16th of internal monologue #give him the instructor sang treatment and i WILL explode #sayeon shitpost next ig i'm so mad at myself now actually #but their queerplatonic situationship bewitched me #or their situationship swag whatever floats your boat i don't discriminate #also if anyone understands what ishaan's handle means i will give you a hug i was giggling making it #if no one gets it my lame ass will cry

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soup-scope · 2 years ago

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(POV: david and angels wedding night)

my take on the david and angel hype rn

#this could also be darlin’/sam during the hot boi winter but david and angel are rotting my mind rn #redacted angel #redacted david #redacted asmr #redacted audio #asmr #asmr rp #first contribution to the redacted fandom is a shitpost. makes sense ig #i’m going to be so normal about them #when the video name goes from werewolf boyfriend to werewolf husband i’m putting a shotgun in my mouth

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dreamsy990 · 1 year ago

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i wouldnt survive in fnaf

#'the animatronics get a bit quirky at night' I GET A BIT QUIRKY AT NIGHT #doodles #shitpost #fnaf #do you know how hard it is to find a reference of the office where i can see whats happeninf #anyways have you seen the phone guy version of california girls?#its a banger #that was the first joke i was gonna do then i changed my mind #freddy fazbear #ig

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squeefishy · 11 months ago

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Now that I’ve started my 4th play through of Ikenfell, one of the funniest things to me is the fact that for the first part of the game, your wand is just a pocket knife.

Like imagine that you’re some cute little forest creature wandering though the woods and some ginger just

pulls out a knife on you

and starts using it to blast you with fire

#Ikenfell #shitpost #“There let’s get her” “are you sure??” “Yeah what’s she going to do- oh my god she had a knife”#“Oh my god the knife is on fire”#Spoilers for like the first 2 minutes of the game ig

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vbros-veteran · 11 months ago

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Adam stop making self ship garbage challenge: failed

please don't judge me if you do I will end it right here right now

#billy quizboy #pete white #that horse is my sona btw #self ship #self shipper #f/o #f/o community #shitpost i guess #cw for drinking while pregnant ig idk #first time posting self ship stuff I'm very self conscious leave me be

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shoechoe · 4 months ago

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can't believe i got last place in my lastfm leaderboard this week all because i was busy going to stupid college... SMH

#shitposts #anyways yeah this is me saying for the first time i do have a lastfm #i can't hide it cause the username is just Shoechoe like on here LOL #i made it cause my friends were on it and we like looking at the leaderboards but feel free to look at it/follow if you want ig

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milkbreadtoast · 2 years ago

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posting this here too ndbfdj

original chart: (idk who made it😭)

#cookie run kingdom #shitpost #cookie run #crk #and yea i didnt know what to w the the bottom row esp the first box...#ig it could work better if u change it to (try to) kill(/insult) my dad(/father figure) sndjdjd #but its still a stretch for any chara... no one fits that box exactly so just ignore it 🤧#for crunchy/caramel arrow i was thinking abt dark cacao tho🤧 not their dad but close enough🥺#it fits p well if u change it to how dare u insult/try to kill my dad (who is not actually my dad but also kinda is #TBH I JUST MADE THIS FOR THE CLOTTED JOKE SKFJDKD #the original one w the shounen protagonists is so funny kdhfjd YUSUKE SAIKI AND SHINJI...😭😭

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guinevereslancelot · 1 year ago

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people trying to help me in too pushy of a way <3 how do i say thanks so much but leave me alone <3

#i literally dont WANT you to cc the ceo of a center for helping small businesses in an email to me im not in business yet 🙃#she literally immediately scheduled a zoom call for tomorrow morning to talk abt applying for a program im not ready for!!#i dont want to apply for a loan im not ready for all that!!!#i literally wont be opening for almost a decade im just planting trees every spring i dont need to do anything else #in ten years i might want to buy some used equipment #aaaaaaaa #this lady i know has been telling me abt this organization for months which is very nice and encouraging me to reach out to them #but i have literally no need or reason to do that yet #and wont for a few years probably #but she got inpatient ig and just reached out for me and now things are happeninggg #i literally have no pitch for my business it barely exists <3 #i registered to claim the name so technically it exists and i planted a crop this spring that wont be ready for 8 years but thats it lol #we dont exist exist #anyway this lady means so very well and wants to help but im so stressed abt this i wasnt ready to deal with this lol #anyway its an organization that helps women and minority businesses or somethingggg idk anything abt it 😭#and im pretty sure the program she's signing me up for will cost money that i dont have 😣#i literally dont need to do a small business workshop at this point im just starting out and wont be open for years #ughhhhh #now i have a business zoom call first thing in the morning like an actual professional adult 😐#this has been a shitpost #anyway its probably a good and wonderful thing that i should be grateful for but its happening too fast and im not prepared #so i dont want to ruin the opportunity by being a dummy who doesn't know abt business ten years before i am even ready for the opportunity #😣😣😣#im sure its all good and fine and helpful but aaaaaaaaaa

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nameification · 1 year ago

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I think elisa would wear fully black-and-white striped clothing as like. either sleepwear or casual wear. yes this is based off the many times I have startled my mother by purposefully wearing identical striped shirts and shorts. yes I think elisa does it and then vienna or dehlia found out laughed abt it and one of them (cough. vienna) started imitating her

#viv.txt #the story abt me startling my mom is so funny tho #or at least the first time I did it #nasa kusina tayo and I was waiting for my mom to finish clearing out the basurahan cause I was waiting for her to like #help me with something I think #and like. I just finished showering right so I have the towel on my head right #and like #nanay turns around and is immediately jumped by her child standing *incredibly* still but facing Directly at her and her child is like #her child is wearing matching shirt and shorts that are both striped but in a way that meshes together so it looks like one thing #and I also have that towel on my head cause diba. kakaligo lang ako #so in the moment I probably look like a fucking monster #and then we laughed it off but everytime I had these two same pair of clothes available I would always wear them together #and then my mom just. accepted it #the confusing shirt and stripes are part of her life now #her child is a pattern screamer ig #anyways oc tags for future ref #oc #asotfs #elisa yu #...I'm gonna make some shitpost abt that story sooner or later #oh shittt I still have to get ready for China #...and I have to advance-write my english essay in a day #at may sanaysay due bukas din...#ah well

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