#this is literally the funniest thing
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You're right, I am laughing and telling my dad congratulations on the sex change
Because the cheetah in chief claims sex is determined at contraception, and I, a woman of science, knows that all embryos start as women.
So yes. I do laugh about this and make jokes.
#us politics#ked talks politics#this is literally the funniest thing#yes i know they dont know science and wouldnt listen to people explaining it#but im laughing because i need to laugh
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I love this book to death, so here's some things I noticed <3
#hyde being short is quite possibly my favourite thing ever#this isnt me jabbing at the takes that stray from the book#just btw XD#i think thats a big reason why i love it so much is that theres a WEALTH of inspiration that can be taken from the jekyll and hyde trope#theres so much out there i love#that being said#ive been buzzing about jekyll n Hyde recently because of this game that blindsided me with a jekyll n hyde trope#its always fun seeing it out in the wild#as seldom as that is LMAO#if anyones curious though its called vampire therapist and its a character named dr drayne#very cute and very fun game 💕💕#jekyll and hyde#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde#dr jekyll#mr Hyde#also talking about blindsided by gothic lit blorbos#saw an animated Jekyll and hyde movie at the DOLLARSTORE for 5 smackaroos#easiest 5bucks i ever spent#literally the funniest shiy ive ever seen highly recommend watching it pals#its also on youtube for free and its in that so bad its good category for me
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One of my favorite things in the LOTR books is Sam being obsessed with Elven magic and wanting to see it and when Galadriel finds out she basically tells Sam "I don't know what the fuck magic is but I can show you the future in this bowl of water if you want" as if that's just a normal ass thing to be able to do.
#to be fair it is normal for elves#but literally no one else is capable of this kind of shit and it's the funniest thing in the world to me#lotr#galadriel#samwise gamgee#lord of the rings#elves#tolkien elves
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ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU
I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.
like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#(not me realizing that meleanor doesn't actually appear non-silhouetted until part 5 so uhhhhh. whoops.)#(i know a bunch of you read the spoiler-tagged stuff though so i'm putting my life in your hands)#revan would be the funniest one i think because it's just raven but with the vowels switched and i'd be over here going WHAT COULD IT MEAN#anyway i'm here to give the people what they crave and it's obviously references to 70s american sitcoms that spun off of happy days#mork and grimdy. i-is that anything.#the problem of course is now that i might have to actually come up with a bunch of laverne and shirley jokes#when i haven't...actually watched it in a million years#(my personal pool of media i consumed growing up is a good 60% made up of random things i found to watch at 3 am because of insomnia)#(this probably explains a lot about me) (the opinions about zorro adaptations anyway)#hold on let me marathon all eight seasons and -- wait i'm just now finding out there was also an animated series#in which they joined the army and their sergeant was a literal cartoon pig but also they went to space and fought giant gorillas?#but how does boo boo kitty factor into this
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i got lazy in the second panel
#i love having art skill manifest out of literally nowhere#i guess i was just charging up for this shitpost or something#still no idea how to stylize n's textboxes so i've been bouncing around a bit#my favorite gag ever is when a character has an emoticon or curse bleep or whatever and other characters are just like “how did you do that#funniest thing ever to me#gonna go vanish for another 3 months while i fuel my old bird obsession and get yelled at by my coworker#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#serial designation n#me my boyfriend and his pile of a bunch of suspiciously familiar plushies he found in an abandoned building#suprisingly soft. you should try smothering yourself with plushies sometime#apparently i was REALLY lazy with the second panel because i forgot to two tone uzis top dialogue#btw first time two toning the dialogue if thats difficult to read then ill quit it
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twitter interactions that are going to bring me to tears
#my posts#the phrase spicy food EVEN for DINNER is literally the funniest thing in the world to me rn
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lewis hamilton is stronger than me because if they made me watch my very public homoerotic codependent childhood friendship divorce on two big screens in front of people i would crash out so bad
#literally after 10 years too i would literally start tweaking so bad#nico rosberg u have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (show up suddenly at the gp)#lewis hamilton#f1#formula 1#formula one#nico rosberg#brocedes
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I started drawing this next day after I finished Act 6
13 or so days and it's finished!
Main things are traditional and Loop's body was edited digitally after
Unedited it looks like this
I've been torn on how to do Loop's body for the entirety of lining, also
A bit sad the main lines are visible only as a wip, most of this thing is literally just a ton of sharp lines
I think it's also my first day of drawing, Loop is just a sketch here (feat. my leg)
I even finished the beans before it so they were a moral support, because if you let me things like this take a year
#fanart#my art#isat#isat fanart#in stars and time#isat loop#loop#traditional art#artists on tumblr#Phew#So anyway this was my way of figuring out my thoughts after finishing the game#I didn't even actually finish it with credits playing at that moment#This type of art is my therapy#And in a way literally how my personality works from big figures to small details of thinking about anything#It's really calming!#I won't tag paper figures but they're here#Like special guests#In any case the funniest thing was showing this to my English teacher and she was like 'wow this looks stressed' or something#Like she immediately looked at the lines and after I showed her my old Flowey drawing like this she was like#'oh it makes sense! This one looks calm but this one is clearly you not feeling good'#Because I was kinda#Like sitting there in the semi-park and feeling sick since morning before I started drawing this and slowly I got better#I already talked about this on my first 'big' isat thing - I needed to think a bit#And not think at the same time just literally letting myself sort stuff out#Like. I fell asleep at 6 am that day and woke up at 10 4 hours of sleep after playing full Act 5 and two hats stuff IS STRESSFUL#SUPER STRESSFUL! Like I felt like I was playing for 4 hours while sleeping#Anyway by the time I finished it aka today I'm feeling way better and I'm literally talking a walk right now#Touching grass as we speak#Anyway phew!#Now to that animatic that's plaguing my mind to draw it nowww
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percy is an incredibly skilled sword fighter. and it's safe to say that he doesn't just train with riptide. because only training with his god-given weapon would be incredibly irresponsible (and annabeth would never let him develop that crutch). so i have to assume he proficient enough to hold his own with any elongated tool he can get his hands on. and it has to come in handy in the funniest way. like imagine percy and annabeth playing tag. and he just grabs the nearest paper towel roll and 🤺🤺 her hands to she can't lay a finger on him.
#i swear this is the funniest thing ever#i just don't know if my explanation is doing this idea justice#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#percy jackson can hold his own with literally any elongated tool#and it's highly impressive#but incredibly annoying if you're on the receiving end of it
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UNFUCKABLE
#GOOD MORNING#CANT EVEN GET FUCKED ON THE WE WANT TO FUCK KENDALL ROY WEBSITE HE IS LITERALLY THE JESTER OF HIS OWN COURT#truly the funniest thing to ever happen to him like this is worse than losing the company and he doesn’t even know its happened#kendall roy i wish you were real so you could see this#succession#m
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we let the ocean drown out our voices/enjoying the bitterness/in the chaotic light, I close my eyes and see
#dredge game#spoilers. technically lol#my friend mim (at mimzalot on twitch etc) streamed dredge at it went the FUnniest way it couldve#two streams in we made a joke abt the collector and the fisherman being in toxic old man yaoi#divorcee-on-widower situationship together. and the joke kept up Literally Until The Very End#iykyk#could not have stumbled into a better way to keep the surprise#and The Best Thing Is. I do still think the yaoi is meaningful to the text#like mim brought up how resurrection is inherently a selfish act. I sat on that for a While#but also I do just enjoy body double. abdication of responsibility through othering a specific part of yourself#pairing that with specifically Being A Villain as like. a deliberate act#u see my vision. u ever played dredge#anyways uhhh caption is from no party for cao dong's devotion#yes its bc red candle game's devotion is like a quarter of my personality but also I do listen to no party for cao dong recreationally#also been really feelin this kind of ink recently. U Will See. Soon Ish#seems I have like... phases of trying to figure out specific textures in ink#a long time ago I was Really into drawing metal with just ink. and a few years ago it was fire. and now: water#one day I'll get all five. and then I will be able to see the future#okay I either finish up a thing or go to bed now... depends. we shall see. take care and be kind to urself yeah? lets draw smthing tmr
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I love Prof AU’s making Viktor that prof that you hope doesnt make it to class every morning but I feel like he’s not that guy. Yes, he’s not completely chillaxed like I bet Jayce is, but he’s also hyperaware of making sure his students pass so they can make it in Piltover, especially Zaunite kids.
Not hard-ass teacher and not softie like Jayce but still showing that life is hard and you have to be 10x better than Piltovians to make it here. Like office hours are super accessible, has a psychology minor so he can re-explain in an accessible way to different brain types. High passing rate but he doesnt like when people dont try 1000%.
I lowkey think that between the both of them, Jayce is the one that has a hard time simplifying his explanations? Like he’ll make jumps that seemingly have no connection because he forgets to explain how he got there (ADHD thing)
#fanfiction#ao3#arcane#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayce arcane#jayvik#man my hobby is projecting minority struggles onto viktor#leave me alone im a teacher#i cant help it#professor au#this is me bonding with my neurodivergent and POC teachers in school oopsie#jayvik ND headcanon#*sigh* autistic viktor and ADHD Jayce#funniest thing though is Viktor is my kinda autistic where literally everyone has diagnosed me but a psychologist#its common knowledge that I am but he gives me undoagnosed but aware vibes
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fan account on meeting metallica around 1986-ish
#metallica#master of puppets#james hetfield#kirk hammett#cliff burton#lars ulrich#imagine being 14 meeting yr fav band innthe world and lars is literally in his birthday suit .help me. him and cliff arguing is maybe the#funniest thing i have ever heard in thr world .also.
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In Eminem's Album "The Eminem Show" he has a song called Business that directly references Batman. He also has repeated references to Robin and Batman's dynamic throughout many of his songs right right are you following my thought train??
So it is logical to assume Eminem either doesn't exist in Peter's home universe or Marvel, or he has entirely different songs with more Marvel based super hero references. (The easier option is he doesn't exist tho)
I just think it'd be neat for Peter to discover Eminem in DC and I have literally no reason other than I love Eminem
Peter, running past Tim at neckbreaking speeds while rapping Rap God: youassumingthatimhumanwhatigottafotogetitthroughtoyouimsuperhuman—
Tim: dear god, Stephanie got to him
Jason, exiting with flair: yeah, good luck with that
Bruce, with a long suffering sigh:
Stephanie, wiping away a single tear: he's glorious
#idrk what the thought process here is#but i just.#its funny#peter running away from a rogue rapping fack#passing batman at literally any lyric would cause him to seize immediately#jason thinks its the funniest thing since tje discowjng#Stephenie loves her protege#chaos ensues#dc#batfam#batman#peter parker in gotham#spiderman in gotham#spiderman#jason todd#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#tim drake#bruce wayne#dc x marvel#marvel x dc#dc crossover#marvel crossover#spiderman x dc#peter parker and batfamily
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@lgbtqcreators creator challenge — gradient
you and i have a rot in common — THE HATE CAMPAIGN, traitors (insp)
#house of the dragon#tv#hotdedit#hboedit#tvedit#mystuff#mysongedits#eyestrain#pulsing lights#userangelic#userallisyn#tusermiles#usercleo#mialook#useriselin#usergal#tusererika#userbaz#userbecca#the funniest thing about me making edits like this#is that im sure theres at least one person who sees this set#and is like 'i have never heard this song before! let's take a listen!'#and finds out that they probably cant understand the literal demon growls from hell that is the lead vocalist jsdbfskdnfkjsndfsjndfksdnfskdf
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Be goth, solve crime.
Birthing this Scooby Doo specific blog with fanart for Be Cool because I needed to draw their goth fits, they were simply too much of a vibe to not tbh
#scooby doo#scooby#scooby doo fanart#be cool scooby doo#mystery incorporated#fred jones#shaggy rogers#daphne blake#velma dinkley#scooby gang#bcsd#my art#I watched this episode the other day and literally cried laughing#it wasn't even that it was the funniest thing ive ever seen i was just enjoying myself#also i know everyone hates the art style but have you ever tried to draw in it??? Yeah. Exactly#it's HARD#it's a fun one though i did some other doodles of Daphne in other emo themed outfits but ill post them later instead#be cool characterizations my absolute beloved#anyway this is my scooby blog where i will post so much scooby#speaking of scooby here he is painting shaggy's nails black and tbh he probably did fred's too#also i couldn't get a background to work with this so there is none. don't even worry about it it's finnnnneeeeeee#i think
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