#this is like xmas for me
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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feedist kinktober : bulging bimbo
#lemme offer u this classic feedism trope for xmas#could it be? only 5 pages?#bravo me for your restraint#that means! only 2 comics to do !!!!!!!#and then i'll release the uncensored pdf + book preorder!!!!!!#but like#probably in january#told yall i would take my time ✌️#heavyheavycream#butter_and_jam#feedist kinktober#feedist kinktober 2024#comics#feedism comics#vanilla comics
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merry christmas !🎅❤️💚
#if anyone says lewis and celeste are too old to still believe in santa ill fight them🤺 i used to get into fights with my bestie too LMAO#i am a santa truther...i believed in santa till i was like 10/11 and my grandma got so annoyed that SHE told me he wasnt real LMAO#then i went to my room and wrote in my diary and cried onto the pages and i wrote “these are my tears from when i learned santa wasnt real”#LMAOOO so drama...💃💃#part of the reason i believe in santa for so long is 1) because my dad would go on the roof and leave snowy footprints#but 2) because i literally have a false memory i just conjured up???#one year for xmas we got a toy and it wasnt working/it was broken#and in MY memory we got a knock at the door and there was a brand new version of the toy waiting on the doorstep (from santa)#but what ACTUALLY happened when i told my mom about it is that we just went to the store later and exchanged it for a working version#so i have no idea why i just have that false memory but i remember it so clearly LMAOOOO#anyway santa is real thanks for coming to my ted talk🎅#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#clora clemons#lewis sallow#celeste sallow#choccyart
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Merry Christmas!! I hope you all have a wonderful day <3
EDIT: I accidentally posted this too early but know this illustration is referring to a previous comic if you'd like to read it ! [Christmas 2023]
#almost tgcf#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#hob#hualian#xie lian#hua cheng#san lang#there's also three additional characters hidden there can you recognize them?#myart#merry christmas#merry xmas#I do admit I only wrote xmas because I lacked space#anyway I know I said I wouldn't do any illustrations for christmas but guess what haha I lied#no I didn't lie actually the spirit of christmas just came to me with an idea and I had to draw it#the spirit of christmas was listening to the fruitcake album on loop#anyway this is what happened after the christmas comic from last year#they got an after work party and then hualian just slumped on a sofa to cuddle or something like that idk#it's about the vibes okay not the feasability of it all#on that note please ignore the fact that I accidentally gave them the same heights#I hope you all have wonderful holidays and enjoy your time!!#I blurred the christmas tree for composition reasons but know I liked drawing it a lot <3#summarizing tgcf without having read any of it#san lang my babygirl my boytoy malewife my little pin up
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240821 hynjinnnn instagram live
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#bystay#staydaily#posting these like an ashamed dog with my tail between my legs#omg lol when a ring light suddenly appears on his door step all wrapped up nicely with a bow. xmas came early for hyunjin 🥹#gifs#sometimes when his hair is all fluffy and messy he reminds me of cute little trolls 😔🫶🩷#like maybe someone just lifted the rock he was sleeping under of and he just woke up 😔
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RUBY SUNDAY + getting called "Rubes"
+bonus
#dwedit#doctor who#usertennant#userteri#userdiana#usertreena#ruby sunday#trudy#mrs flood#fifteenth doctor#*#the switch up between the xmas special and ep one makes me laugh sm#like girl what changed!!
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merry Christmas klancers 🎅
#I did the whole happy holidays art and I was like yayyyy I’m done I did my Xmas art#but um everyone looked like they were having so much fun w Xmas klance doodles I had to get in#klance#Voltron#vld#art#my art#Keith kogane#Lance McClain#I scheduled this at 2am but now it’s out im no longer abt to pass out I can dissertate in the tags#anyway I think they’d both be pretty awful cooks#like realistically a klance cookie making situation would be like#both of them oversold their cookie making skills and ended up in a contest (hunks the judge) for who could make them best#but they’d both suck. burnt salty raw awful etc etc#and they’d be beefing so hard like they’d take it so seriously#but for the sake of me wanting to draw cute Xmas art#let’s just say Lance is the slightly less horrendous cook and can make some cookies#there is no world I can reconcile Keith with the kitchen#I just know that boy feeds off instant noodles and unseasoned jerky
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Yet another jewish privilege: Stores putting sales on holiday items because (apparently) management has no clue when "those people's" holidays are.
They put chanukah candles on sale for $0.71 a box the week before chanukah
#jumblr#meme#personal thoughts tag#those stores wouldn't DREAM about putting xmas stuff on sale which makes this extra funny#look if stores keep doing this then... i hope they never look up when the holidays are frankly#i am a COLLEGE STUDENT. let me be cheap 😭😭😭#tbf thaose stores have notoriously cheap judaica#i got my shabbos candles for a couple bucks and i'm good for like... six weeks now#honestly if i were a manager i'd do that on purpose#just make everyone think that nobody'll buy them anyway so we should just put a sale on it#when all along.... it was THE WEEK OF CHANUKAH THE WHOLE TIME (evil laughter commences)#edit for the first tag: i meant putting xmas stuff on sale DURING the xmas season. the day after xmas is fair game ofc#and i respect that. get those sales. jews apparently get them 24/7 unless it's a jewish store (because they know better)
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ohh my god explodes
#sorry random jazzprowl takeover (im letting it win)#i need blaster n jazz to bffs the way they are in go go. cna anyone hear me#ive been running on straight fumes and wnergy drinks BUTTTTT as soon as xmas goes i swear ill post something finished#im just being beat up by my job and gifts rn :pensive:#i have like half a shockwave piece sitting in my wips rn#tf#artists on tumblr#my art#transformers#doodles#transformers art#maccadam#tfone#tf jazz#transformers jazz#jazzprowl#tf prowl#prowl#transformers prowl#jazz#blaster#transformers blaster#digital art
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happy yet another midoyuzu xmas
also here was the initial idea but itd take too long but i still think its a bit funny so. here it is + other stuff
#GUESS WHOS BACK no not really. unfortunately#minicomic tag#midori takamine#midoyuzu#duck scribbles#yuzuru fushimi#ensemble stars#enstars#yuzumido#id insert some random xmassy lyric but 1) i do not celebrate it 2) i only know various xmas themed idol songs if anything. lmfao#hello winter love by far my favorite out of all of them might i add#glad to be on break but also its exactly nine days long before i get sent into finals hell. so yayyy its not like im Actually free free#feels like its been forever since i last drew them (it really hasnt)#but at least beyond random margin doodles or stuff to blow off steam from assignments.....#help me#anyways. flambe bears supremacy :] i wish we got to see more of her awful cookies though#doodles
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★ XMAS JUJUTSU KAISEN HEADERS AND ICONS ★ Heya sweeties!! Made some jjk headers and icons hehe!! FEEL FREE TO USE!!!! 1.download on this link! 2.download on this link! 3.download on this link! 4.download on this link! Thank you for your support!!
COMMISSIONS/KO-FI AND REQUESTS OPEN!!!
#jjkedit#jujutsu kaisen#jjkdaily#jujutsukaisen net#gojo satoru#animangaboys#anisource#dailyanime#itadori yuuji#kugisaki nobara#fushiguro megumi#headers#my headers#me icons~#icons#hope you like them <3333#i love these so much!!#bless them for the xmas chibis <33333#feel free to use them ^^
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I've been wanting to paint Clora for a while but was brain empty 😣
Then I saw this dress set and HAD to put her in some version of it 🥰🥰🥰
I've been banned from buying more clothes for the rest of the year so let me live vicariously through her (but also I'm not a ravenclaw) also also I hope that link I embedded works
OH MY GOD MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME🎅🎅🎅🎁🎁 WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! the way i clicked on my inbox and then got JUMPSCARED (IN A GOOD WAY) BY THIS!!! im serious the way my mouth popped open in shock and awe was so cartoonish LMAOO. like wdym FOR FREE??😭😭😭your art is so beautiful and you're such an amazing painter IM SO MINDBLOWN RN THAT I GET TO SEE CLORA DONE BY YOU SHE LOOKS AMAZING and in such a cute fit too🧎♀️🧎♀️ i fear i shall never recover from this...found dead in my apartment and its kemiichis fault.....ILL STOP YAPPING NOW but srsly im HONOURED THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH🥹💖💖💖
#youve heard of cuteness aggression now get ready for THANKFUL AGGRESSION🤬🤬🤬❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥#UGHHH I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THISSSS#i love her face and how light and clear her eyes look and her lipss and the shadow underneath... her face looks so soft UGHH#im a sucker for light/shading that emphasizes the jowls?? is that what theyre called?? but it just looks so cute#clora has never looked more veela than here i just love it theres something about her face almost feline like LOVE LOVE#i feel like i have amnesia cuz every time i look at it again im 🤯🤯🤯🤯all over again#bout to print this and then put it on my moms fridge when i go visit for xmas LMAO everyone must see...behold my daughter...#i ALSO want to live vicariously through clora and just draw her in a bunch of cute clothes#wait that just gave me the idea to create a clora outfit#and by that i mean ill put every art ive ever recieved of clora onto a tshirt and walk around representing her like a proud parent LMFAO#ok NOW im done yapping#and kemiichi if youre reading these insane ramblings for whatever reason THANK YOU AGAIN😭😭💖💖💖💖#clora clemons#choccyfanart
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Happy Holiday Truce @jackdaw-sprite !!! (And a happy new year~)
I kinda smushed two Lost Time prompts and was inspired by two posts you tagged as Lost Time for inspiration since I've never really written or drawn art exploring Danny and Clockwork's relationship before. (Hope that's ok xp) I hope you like it ><
Danny raced through the Zone, struggling to reach Clockwork's lair as ghost after ghost delayed him, picking a fight with what Danny's core quietly noted was motivated by desperation.
Desperate to what? Beat him to the ground?
No, that wasn't it.
His core hummed with... discomfort??? Unsatisfaction??? None of these ghost were giving him what he wanted.
What did he want?
Danny didn't know. Didn't have time to think as he blasted away one of his rouges, confusion bubbling when Pandora of all ghosts seemed to bow at her defeat. Although, it wasn't like she was putting much effort into their fight. She seemed only amused. A quiet acceptance lingering in her eyes as he slowly floated away from her.
"I understand I can't have you. Not with how your cores call for each other."
...what?
He didn't stick around for an answer. A desperate need like no other pulling him towards Clockwork. Idly, as he finally reached Clockwork's lair, a conversation he had with Clockwork resurfaced.
"Ugh, that's the third time this week that Skulkers broken his promise not to attack during school hours! And it's only Tuesday!" Clockwork simply smiled in amusement as Danny ranted about his day.
"But as I recall, you've successfully ended the fight before the Fentons showed up with minimal damage. You're improving. What is there to complain about?"
Danny snarled but pulled back, startled at his harsh reaction, hands slapping his mouth closed. Where did that come from?
"Sorry, it's just that..." He growled softly, flexing his hands into fists, "Lately these fights have been feeling so... UGH lame!"
"Lame?"
"Yeah! Lame." He huffed, looking away from Clockwork, knowing he was laughing at his childish insult.
"Poor thing." Danny's core bubbled at the insult. Clockwork raised his brow towards Danny, the ghostling's irritability easy to read with how little control he has in hiding his core's projections. "Is the lame fights to blame for your irritability or does the baby ghost need a bedtime?"
"BEDTIME?!" He stuttered at the offense, his core surged at the insult. He groaned. "Don't tell me you want to pick a fight, too! That's what everyone seems to want from me lately! At least you'll be a challenge."
Clockwork's eyes pierced right through his soul and Danny involuntarily shivered with fear.
"Perhaps tomorrow."
"Tsk- Perhaps tomorrow." Danny mocked. "Scared you'll lose?"
"No." He smiled a little, "I'd like to see their desperation as they fight for guardianship one last time. I let this go on long enough."
Guardianship. His core hummed with recognition. Expectation.
This was it. What was it? He wouldn't be alone anymore! Since when was he alone? He just had to prove himself! But why??
He entered Clockwork's lair with a grimace, irritated and tired from all the ghosts attacking him since their last conversation. Everyone understood what they were fighting for except him. Would Clockwork even explain himself after?
He didn't have much time left to think, when Clockwork swung at him. His core hummed with excitement, wild green eyes meeting calm, piercing red.
Game on.
#i wrote the snippet for more context and to hopefully articulate what i struggled to like visualize for the comic piece#at least a before his like 'defeat'#and then the gif is his baby core instincts finally calming down satisfied to know like oh safe!!! proven to be strong#ghost!!! so that means hes safe!!!!#and the first image is just more inspo from the tumblr post :>#just ooooh imagine with bad parent fentons context !!!!!#but uh yeah!!! hope you like it!!!!!! this was so fun to work on my brain kept wanting to do so much but xmas drained me TAT#phandom truce 2024#danny phantom#clockwork
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pulling out the british dyke card to give some context to the bummy slur drama.
so personally I’ve never seen the phrase “bummer” used as a slur in the same way you’d call someone a fairy etc. (though I’m sure usage does exist, & the uk is an incredibly accent/dialect dense country so ymmv)
however a fairly common, if outdated, term I have heard in the wild is “bumming” which is basically a slang equivalent to sodomy or buggery and has the same connotations. i.e a derogatory way to refer to gay sex. and fwiw it is genuinely where my mind went when I saw bummy pitched as a name.
idrc if bvddie shippers wanna come up with a mean nickname, but if ppl start to point out the one you land on is uncomfortably similar to a slur maybe just stop using it. especially if others start doubling down and actually using it as a slur to taunt mlm fans specifically.
‘but we didn’t know!’ or ‘but it’s not a slur here!’ Hot take but if we can learn there’s a time and a place the word f*g (a historically completely innocuous word in the uk) is not appropriate maybe you guys can do us a solid on this one?
#it’s definitely like an old man slur#but ppl aren’t pulling shit out of thin air when they say there’s homophobic undertones to this#it reminds me of all the old men frothing at the mouth to sing a fairy tale of new york every Xmas#911 abc#911 discourse#tw slurs#bucktommy#antibuddie#txt
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for those who only read the blogs... you'll never know
#this is just vibes but damn did that get me the first read#IT WASNT BEN WHO DID THAT JACK#that is the textbook definition of dissociation#the fact jerry off-handedly mentions “you still got that box cutter” in the xmas post/vol2 OOF he SAW that go down#and jerry didnt even think about mentioning it he was just like guess he just killed a dude oh well#jack being as rabid as the raccoons when he thinks hes cornered but not remembering it....yeahhhhhhhhh#with a broken leg no less#bet he was pissed- like scrawny ass nerd killing me??? wtf u mean Jack killed me -I'm Spencer Fucking Middelton#tftgs#tales from the gas station#tftgs jack#tftgs spencer#tftgs art#tftgs fanart#fanart#art#fan artwork#artwork#jack townsend#spencer middleton#horror art#tftgs vol1#technically...#tftgs vol2#this is why spencer hates u jack
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#nick sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#nick sturniolo gif#sturniolo triplets gif#sturniolo gif#nicksturnioloedit#nsturnioloedit#sturnioloedit#we had covid :(#worse than nicotine#insistent pretext#i'm supposed to be making xmas gifs............#i got distracted but like can you blame me??
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