#sturnioloedit

[hotelstares]

[sturniologifs]

A vagina is a woman's penis. So true, Chris

[jjsloverre]

Drive- c.s

pairing: stoner!chris x blackfem!reader

summary: chris letting his girlfriend drive his car since he’s high out of his mind, then things get heated.

warnings: cursing, smut, mentions of drugs, mentions of weed, smoking, fingering

~established relationship~

~a/n: thank you guys for 100 followers i’m so grateful 🥹 (not proofread) and yes, i did the title the same as sza’s song cause i love sza🌺

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“baby ima need you drive, i wanna roll up.”

“wait i get to drive your car?!” you say excitedly.

“don’t get used to it. it’s a one time thing i like my car too much for you to fuck up.” he teased.

once he helped her into the driver seat, he got in the passenger seat and started to roll a blunt.

“where are we going?” you asked slightly looking at him. “to your crib. i’m spending the night.” you nodded, understanding him.

“i wanna take a hit too!” he immediately shook his head no.

“fuck no. i want you sober. you’re too beautiful to get caught up with drugs and there’s no way in hell i’ll let you smoke while you’re driving.” he said firmly.

“fineeee!”

as the car ride continued, chris finished two blunts and was high out of his mind. he peppered your neck with sweet kisses as you drove.

you were a good 15 minutes away from your house but chris was getting impatient. “spread your legs a lil bit f’me..” he said seductively.

you look confused because he said absolutely no distractions. “thought you said nothing could happen while i drive? especially if it’s your car?”

“fuck that i said that months ago. just one finger, i promise.” he begged and begged.

i don’t know how he did it, but he convinced you to let him finger you while you drove.

“just drive princess let me take care of this..” he purred, slipping not one, but two fingers knuckle deep inside of you.

you tried to hold your composure, and surprisingly you do. he was hitting all the right spots repeatedly and even faster than before.

as soon as you guys reached your apartment, you finally came, and hard. he worked toy through your orgasm as you moaned his name.

“alright enough of that, i have to be inside of you now.” she said, opening the car door and carrying me into the apartment.

“i drove good?” i asked.

“fuck yeah you did, and you rode my hand even better.”

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taglist: @sturniologirlzz @forgottxen

[laufeysons]

TRIPLETS SPEND A WEEK APART (for the first time)

[matthewsturniolos]

sturniolo triplets fall time moodboards 🍂🍂

nick as slasher flicks:

matt as classic autumn:

chris as halloween in the 90s:

[klovesmatt]

reader x fluff!matt

synopsis: Matt decides to prank you on April fools

dividers by @bernardsbendystraws

It was the morning of April 1st, and I was already a little suspicious. Matt, as usual, was up to something — he had that glint in his eye, the one that always meant trouble.

We’d made plans for a relaxed Sunday morning, just the two of us lounging around, but Matt kept acting weird. He was way too calm and collected, like he knew something I didn’t. I couldn’t shake the feeling he was planning something, especially since it was April Fools’ Day. I tried not to let it get to me, but I knew better than to trust him on this particular day.

“Hey, babe,” I said, eyeing him cautiously as I grabbed my coffee. “You wouldn’t be trying to prank me today, would you?”

Matt gave me an innocent smile, the kind that looked like it came straight out of a movie. “What? No. Why would I prank you? I’m sweet and innocent. Plus, I know you hate being pranked.”

I raised an eyebrow, but his calm demeanor made me second-guess myself. Maybe I was being paranoid. After all, it was early, and my mind was still waking up.

But then, just as I was about to relax, he handed me a small, perfectly wrapped gift. “Here, I got you something. Just a little something to start the day right.”

My eyes widened, surprised. He wasn’t normally the gift-giving type, especially out of the blue. I took the box, curiosity piquing.

“You’re just full of surprises today, huh?” I joked

He shrugged nonchalantly, acting as though this was a completely normal gesture. I ripped open the gift, my heart fluttering at the thought of what might be inside.

Inside the box was a small, cute stuffed animal. It was adorable, but as I picked it up, I realized something odd. It was vibrating.

I held it up, giving Matt a confused look. He burst into laughter, pointing at the stuffed animal. “April Fools’! I put a vibrating motor inside it. Now, every time you pick it up, it’ll shake!”

I couldn’t help but laugh, even though I was a little caught off guard. “Are you serious? This is your prank?”

But then, I noticed something even stranger. The stuffed animal started vibrating even though I hadn’t touched it. It was moving on its own, and I swear I saw the little thing twitch its eyes.

Before I could even process it, Matt was laughing even harder, nearly on the floor. “Okay, okay, I admit it… it’s also a fake gift. There’s a tiny camera inside the toy. I’ve been recording your reactions this whole time!”

I groaned and laughed at the same time, realizing I’d just been pranked in the most bizarre, yet totally Matt way possible. “You’re the worst, you know that, right?”

Matt just gave me a goofy grin. “You love me. Admit it.”

I crossed my arms, trying not to smile, but it was hard. “I’ll get you back, Matt. Just you wait.”

As the day went on, I couldn’t help but think about how his pranks were always so unexpected, and honestly, kind of brilliant. April Fools’ Day had never been more fun.

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posting this before April fools ends whoops

[overlygoin]

im cuming….CATCH!

[blushsturns]

────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆── ༝༚༝༚ ────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆──

𝐈 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞

𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭, 𝐈’𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮

────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆── ༝༚༝༚ ────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆──

[slut-4-christopher]

MATTHEW BERNARD???

CHRISTOPHER?????????

I hate these fuckers. (I need them so bad)

°Not my video°

I want to make them sound like that!.. 😔

~⭐

[vxnitra]

Credit: @vxnitra

[lyahh483]

SIRRR???

That was so attractive I rewinded about five times.

[hotelstares]

[sturniologifs]

these kids binged the office and said 'i know exactly how to announce this tour'

[jjsloverre]

my safe space -c.s

pairing: dealer!chris x sweetheart!reader

summary: chris takes a dangerous job and didn’t want sweetheart!reader to come so she wouldn’t get hurt, but her stubbornness causes the whole night to take a turn.

warnings: cursing, angst, mentions of fighting, mentions of blood, mentions of drugs

a/n: this idea has been in my mind this whole day and i just HAD to write it idk🌸 part two here

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it was one of those nights, chris received a frantic phone call from one of his friends.

“bro we need you here! shits getting heavy and this dude wants your weed!”

chris was upset but didn’t want to wake his sleeping girlfriend, he grabbed his gun and his keys trying to walk out of the door but you caught him before he could go.

“chris? why do you have your gun? it’s 2:17, lay back down”

“wish i could sweetheart.. don’t wait up for me, i got something to handle.”

“okay… let me come then and i am not taking no for an answer. with that, she got something to wear, preferably some sweatpants and chris’ “fresh love” hoodie.

he sighed at her, but understood that she wasn’t gonna drop it. “can you get that weed off the table baby?” he asked.

she complied, grabbing his bag of weed and his rellos, and handed it to him. “damn i wanna roll up… fuck it they don’t gotta know i smoked it!”

“are you alright to drive chris?”

“yea i am, don’t worry”

chris rolls up a blunt and smokes it as they drive, you knew one thing about drug dealers because your own boyfriend is a drug dealer.

chris used to say this one thing you’ll always remember: “one thing you don’t do is mess with their money or weed.”

and chris was doing just that. messing with their weed and possibly their money.

“feelin ok baby? ima keep you safe ok? i’ll even stay in the car while i take this deal, i’m just sellin a few things and then we can go yeah?”

“yeah..”

once they finally reach the abandoned warehouse, chris informs his friends that he’d do the deal from his car since you were in the car. you wish he’d hadn’t done that.

“do you want something to eat princess? hold on i got your favorite snacks back here.”

he opens your favorite chips for you, while he sells the rest of the weed.

“why’d you smoke their stuff? i thought you said that’s dangerous..”

“i know baby i’ll be alright, they won’t know.. now how about i take your mind off of that for a lil bit..” he leans in, and gives you soft kisses all over your face.

just as you were giving him kisses back, a tall buff man was banging on the passenger window and startled the both of us.

“the fuck man? my girls in the car!”

the man swung the door open, nearly pulling you out the car. chris pulls his gun out, a clear warning to leave his girlfriend alone.

“you played with my weed sturniolo.”

“fuck…” your handsome boyfriend muttered. he gives you a quick kiss and exits the vehicle.

“c-chris.. no what are you doing? where are you going?” you frantically yelled.

“just give me ten minutes ok? don’t call the police or nothing just.. eat something and listen to music, i love you.”

“i-i love you too but don’t go please!”

“i’ll be fast as i can ok? ten minutes pretty girl”

once he leaves, he talks to the man, before you knew it, the man was beating chris senseless to the point he just got up and left.

you screamed, rushing out the car to see your boyfriend loosing tons of blood. you tried to stop his bleeding as much as you could, begging him to stay with you.

“chris… baby stay with me okay? please… i got you, just.. stay with me and i’ll get you to a hospital!”

he shook his head. “fuck baby i love you..” then, the whole world shook around you. chris finally revealed where the blood was really coming from. the gunshot wound on his chest, gushing blood.

“no chris.. please.. i need you.”

“i’ll try, best i can do mama, i love you”

with that, you grabbed your phone and dialed 911 as fast as you could.

“p-please help! my boyfriend… he’s been shot!”

you give the dispatcher your address, chris looks up at you one more time. “you’re my safe spot, my girl forever.”

with that he went unconscious, he was breathing but barely. what felt like an eternity, the ambulance finally shows up and takes your boyfriend into their care, you follow them to the hospital, praying your boyfriend will be okay.

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-should i do a part two?

taglist: @sturniologirlzz @forgottxen

[jjsloverre]

i need to this so bad💔

Goatee Chris will do it to me every time 🙏

Pic from this tt <33

[matthewsturniolos]

IF I MAY SAY chratt girls have it so fucking good

i mean