#this is just me being thirsty

[magnificenttragedysandwich]

I just had to look up boxer briefs to make sure I was describing the right thing in the next fic I'm writing, but I came across these:

And I need to see Elliott in these. I would do unspeakable things to see his ass in this. I imagine it would be so fucking uncomfortable and impractical but oh my lord do I have a mighty need.

[nataliescatorccio]

CHAPPELL ROAN Live performance outfits

[eightyuh]

How does bath time work?

⟡ Story behind this special ask here ⟡ Read @wicksend here

[thenickgirl]

it’s gonna be fine they said

we’ll be more active on social media they said

more streams they said

[sysig]

Strictly professional showering (Patreon)

[mmmairon]

Please. I don’t want to hurt you.

Inspired by @wyvernne ’s vampluc

[simpingforclaudette]

evil vampire dan stevens can make me his little vampire puppet anytime he wants

[lilydally]

hear me out,,, his workout outfit would be a lot better if there was a window-

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

A quick one. I cannot get rid of my headcanon that Shoko's healing Gojo after battle by cooling down his eyes... Also, feral Gojo lives in my head rent free especially after this weeks episode.

[usersiren]

I AM THE KRAKEN.

[bugeyedfreaks]

reboot: the PPGs – a trio of sisterly sisters who do sister things who deal with hilaaaaaarious situations resulting in epic lulz and who go through the same everyday problems that normal girls like you do!!! *btw they're superheroes and only fight seriously once per season but NOT TOO HARD!!!! they're fragile girls!!!!!!

me: [groans, keels over in pain]

fandom: the PPGs – older, sleeker, sexier, and serious as HELL. in a world, where darkness reigns, the looming futuristic sci-fi apocalypse and rise of robotically augmented enemies bring forth chaos and the girls' deep thirst for vengeance (deeper than their thirst for the rowdyruff boys). clearly, constant gore-filled carnage and senseless murder is their ONLY option *they might laugh once in their lives, at someone's pain

me: [coughs up blood]

[lady-phasma]

[differenteagletragedy]

What if you go camping with Derek (I feel like he would like camping idk), you’re best friends and you’re both in love with each other but haven’t said anything. It gets colder than you were expecting, and you’re in your sleeping bag trying to get warm and he sees you shivering and has an epic battle in his head before inviting you to COME INTO HIS SLEEPING BAG WITH HIM LIKE?!?!?!?!?!?!

[xxcherrycherixx]

WAIT

BRO

If maddie was always a noxian spy that means she was never an actual officer, only using the position to take the force down from the inside, WE CAN ETHICALLY JERK OFF TO HER AS MUCH AS WE WANT- SHE SAID FUCK THEM COPS BROTHER!

[honestlyvan]

Looking at this tweet:

and thinking about how I actually did this to Prime Wheeljack on my second viewing, deciding that he has to deal with fuckoff arm and wrist pain like I do

except he fucking did it to himself, because of course he did -- all of his integrated weaponry is custom, with his engineering background meant to primarily support hand tools, his initial loadout was configured for near-recoilless weaponry like Bumblebee and Smokescreen, but running around doing commando blackops shit (in his mind) necessitated larger firepower and there were no medics around to finger-wag him out of doing whatever upgrades he wanted so now all of his weaponry is a grade or two stronger than his structural components should on paper be able to handle.

As a result his whole upper body has a ton of microfractures from magnetic shear and recoil -- nothing that his self-repair can't handle, but just like with humans, supportive member damage doesn't heal back up to be stronger without very specific kind of physical therapy to accompany it. As a result Wheeljack has actually gained mass and lost a lot of the flexibility and aerodynamic and balance qualities of racer frames, and is maintaining his ability to do trick driving largely through just. Doing it, lmao, and not thinking about his worsening health.

[jichanxo]

inspo post / ref credit