#this is just jokes

[thats-a-mood-gabriella]

1x07: Verosika sings about Blitz not going down on her.

2x08: Blitz sings about being excited to go down on Stolas.

[sleepy-cone]

Thank the universe that I have a couple fics saved. 😭😭

Oh uh...sorry everybody else :\

[birb-boyo]

Books / Yarn / Plants

:D

Psst @is-apotato @miadancer24 @bzagender @link-or-sherlock hi :)

“You’re a nerd, you know that?”

“I don’t don’t know how reading and expanding my vocabulary makes me nerdy,” Astrin looked up from his book. “Didn’t you day you can’t read? I think my “nerdy behavior” might help you out a bit.”

“Less than you think it would, Twink” Jaz said.

“More than you think, Edgelord,” Astrin continued reading his book. Silence befell the garden until Jaz growled a response.

“Just because I can’t read, doesn’t mean I’m not capable.” Jaz groaned.

Astrin look up from his book for the second time in ten minutes. His eyebrows were furrowed. “Never said you weren’t.”

Cyrus mumbled as he tended to the plants in his garden with his nature magic. “Can you two please stop flirting with each other?”

I second that, Mossie signed.

Svet whistled an uneven tune.

Belle hovered over Cyrus’s hair, awkwardly swaying in her fairy form.

“What part of “You should read more.” sounds like flirting?!” Astrin basically yelled as he shut his book.

“If anything, sewing is nerdier than books!” Jaz pointed at Svet who was watching Cyrus handle his plants while mindlessly binding yarn together.

“I’m not sewing, smarty.”

“All I said, was to stop flirting. Why is everyone getting loud?” Cyrus muttered.

Agreed, Mossie signed.

“Finally, someone who gets me!” Cyrus cheered.

Astrin sighed at the group of misfits.

Yep, he thought, I’m stuck with them.

[violet-stormbringer]

holy shit I just got hit with the 'none of these words are in the bible' on my post about Superheated Dragongirl Pussy.

I think this means I've made it, lads. I am, regrettably, tumblr famous-

[pharoahkingkiller]

If you put sugar in your grits I hope everytime you grab grits off the shelf a box of cream of wheat knocks you upside the head and calls you a dummy bitch Ole sugar grits head ass

[27emailsicantsend]

soooo one of my best friends just told me she’s not totally sold on rina after season 3 and that she is “not sure ricky should be with anyone” and that r*ni was kind of cute because they started from the beginning (even though we literally saw none of it but we DID see rina from the beginning). Do I block her or…?

[lizzy-frizzle]

"You don't get to have a 'Jersey Girl' sticker cause I don't want to be shot!"

"SHOT?! You think we'll get shot over me being from Jersey and not me being trans???"

"I think it'd be safer to have a trans sticker than a 'Jersey Girl' sticker on our car, yes."

[hisunshiine]

So not me tweeting about Jungkook going live, just for him to announce his new single an hour and a half later and then actually go live after that. 👀

Also, not me making a JOKE on Twitter right after midnight on 6/30, but secretly hoping the song has to do with 7 days (like in a week, every day is about him loving you or some shit right?)

Just for the promos to be seen today 7/1/23 around Paris and shit saying “Days A Week” across the shirt. 🥹

And then y’all wonder why I be out here selling the “Jungkook’s red string is attached to mine” agenda? 😭😂😂😂

[greenvillainredemption]

The ultimate privilege is being a disney fan who actually lives in california or florida

[cnjosephs]

BREAKING: Local fantasy author realized they've been having characters use "hell" as an expletive, is now grappling with whether some form of Christianity exists in their secondary world and, if not, what to have characters say instead

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[randalltier]

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day