#this is how i flirt

[witchfinderlieutenanttable]

[outromoony]

Let me seduce you with my encyclopedic knowledge of the Marauders fandom.

[teddybeartoji]

👉👌🙏🔥💯❓

[snezus-christ-risen]

When they start gearing up for another sneeze

[fanaticsnail]

YOU ARE TK GOOD TO ME SWEETNESS!!!! Thank you thank you thank you

Any excuse to spoil a moot and write some kisses. I love writing kisses, and you looked like you needed it 😘😘😘

[altsasuke]

My fic for day 8 of snsmonth23 Prompt: are we fighting or flirting?

@snsmonth23

[lucradiss]

Flirting by forcibly indoctrinating them into your favorite media

[captainbogwitch]

Excerpt: The Princess, the Knight, and the Beast

They are surrounded by the smell of limestone and salt, the water dripping from the ceiling composes a sweet, haunting polyrhythmic symphony broken only by the sounds of their breathing. Link’s brown skin is bathed in the softness of this mystical world around them, this world where the stars of the heavens commune with the earth, bathing this lowly plane in the celestial light of the Goddesses themselves. Latticed webbing of fungus mucilage hung in the corners of the cave and titiwai trailed themselves down like glowing streaks of rain. Pink brightcaps line the ground, bathing Link’s brown skin in a near imperceptible purple haze. And the water, oh, the water! It is the color of the sky in the morning, the bright blue shallows of the bay, it was indescribable with words alone, but Sidon swears it is the very color of Link’s eyes because those eyes—those blue, beautiful, hypnotizing eyes—are alight with the luminescent creatures and plants in this cave, his pretty lips are parted as he sits there, still, open mouthed drinking in the stars that shine where the moon’s light does not reach.

“How? I’ve seen the brightcaps before, but…” Link’s hands trail off, gesturing widely in wonder.

“Most commonly it is caused by the chemical compound luciferin possessed by a number of organisms that reacts when exposed to oxygen. It can be seen very faintly in the light of the sun or moon, but only to those with very sensitive senses of sight. However, in the dark, their light is unfettered.” Sidon had studied the scientific reasoning behind the phenomena after leaving Link the last time and coming up with this plan, just in case the Hylian asked. “In this cave system titiwai—or glowworms in Hyrulean Common—and the mucilage of fungus hang down from above, and in the water live the microscopic algae dinoflagellate.” He sincerely hopes that the deep specifics of what lived in the cave would distract Link from asking—

“How does it happen uncommonly?”

—Exactly that.

He could lie, of course. Omitting the truth isn’t fully a lie, but there’s really nothing to worry about—it isn’t as if his luminescence would present itself with a non-Zora.

[monstrsball]

you think i’m right about my favorite characters? 😳🤭 you wanna get married?

[mulletnico]

the pictures of my knee after I fell are so interesting to look at all the time bc that's the inside of me and it's weird and theres like no blood bc it got cleaned up but it's still a gaping wound

[andreaheartscats]

date idea

[wolfythewitch]

My thoughts on the champion!Patroclus au are so disorganized I have not slept, but know that the main reason for its existence is that fictional men are infinitely more attractive when sweaty and covered in blood

[zombiefiedbatman]

How I flirt.

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

[choccy-milky]

herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

[taub-truther]

We know that the new cast members in S4 were basically auditioning for their jobs as much as their characters were, and i can't help but notice how exceptionally cunty Taub is in these early episodes

he werked his little ass off for that job!