#this is how Hollywood works
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ok, so bitch wants to bring up Madison fucking Bailey and Rudy pankow (which she ain’t gonna bring his ass up again or I’ll tag it to #rudypankow) and how I hate Madison and not rudy and his gf. I don’t like his gf, I don’t like Bailey. Rudy has never said anything mean or negative about anyone Ever. He’s never fat shamed, he’s never been homophobic, never been sexiest or any of that shit. Bailey on the other hand, I actually just went on fucking twitter and Reddit; she has made fat shaming posts and post about her being biracial and not black enough. I really can’t say much about the biracial because I’m white, and I don’t want to come off racist, but the comments about fat people is gross. There is no need for that really. Elaine has done shit racist shit too which is disgusting also, therefore I don’t like either of them. I have never ONCE HEARD RUDY MAKE A RACIST OR COMMENT ABOUT FAT PEOPLE. I never see Madison Bailey or her gf get hate. 3 reasons why 1. She’s a woman 2. She’s LGBTQ 3. She’s biracial
y’all can say what you want call me racist or homophobic and shit but what makes it worse is Rudy is straight and he’s never once said anything mean or negative on social media yet here is a woman who’s gay and has made negative statements and comments about people. She has also made transphobic comments too yet she’s LGBTQ? Wtf how do you not see how awful that is. Yet you want to blame a white straight male, who does broadway and who’s also very quiet on social media? Yeah that makes total sense, like he’s such an awful person?
Pretty sure he left OBX they won’t tell us the truth because the directors like to silence actors and use them in the Hollywood industry (because that’s how Hollywood is and that’s the truth) they did the same to drew when he wanted to do queer and he’s just now coming out about it. But anyways if he did leave it was because Madison Bailey was a bully to him behind set. I believe that, because so many people have came on anonymously saying she bullied him and other people who worked on the set. She acted like she was such a big star and acted entitled. I don’t blame him for leaving because that was what girls do in school and we all know how that feels, if you don’t you were either the bully of the follower of the bully going along with what they say.
it really pisses me off she wanted to make a personal attack towards me and really dig through my shit and posts just to say it was all Rudy’s fault. Like you thought you ate with that? No you just pissed off a fandom. You are obviously not apart of the fandom so don’t act like you know what happened you have no context on the fandom whatsoever?
Stay the fuck out unless you really know something (which it’s clear you don’t) go back to watching your fucking goddamn game of thrones or fucking house of dragon. You are obviously not welcome here now 😁
#my posts🚌#rudy pankow#pro-Rudy#rudy supporter#leave rudy alone he’s done nothing wrong#this is how Hollywood works#managers and directors like to silence actors and artists so they look good and fans know nothing behind closed doors#they did it to Justin Bieber#They did it to Selena gomez#they did it to Britney spears#all for money and fame
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martin short is a legend!!! his performance in episode 2 of s4 is an emmy tape!!!!! he was brilliant!!and the script for this season is amazing!!! they separated the suspects into two episodes, which I found very interesting!! cuz they didn't interact at all and we can't exclude anyone who has appeared so far…. (SPOILERS IN THE TAGS)
#jan saying that a killer only hides a body if he doesn't want to alert the real target left me like this 👀👀#I think the target was Charles! cuz the person who killed sazz didn't clean her house so they don't know that it was full of clues#so i think 1) sazz noticed some strange movement 2) she was investigating 3) and then she died instead of charles#thinking about the clues#she lives in L.A. so the strange movement could have been noticed there (the stuff in the movie) but how did it lead to arconia?#are there two mysteries? maybe what Sazz was investigating had nothing to do with the attempted murder and everything to do with the movie?#but I do think hollywood and brazzos have a role in the murder/attempt#maybe someone who worked on brazzos saw that charles could return to Hollywood with the movie so they decided to kill him?#It could be one of brazzos' card-playing buddies that charles mentioned!#and the card game could even be the one that mabel and oliver played with the westies#god this season is really good already#omitb#omitb s4#mabel mora#charles haden savage#oliver putnam#only murders in the building
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#with all the kate middleton conspiracies and detective work with photo analysis and media etc.#it just reminds me deeper how so much that occurred during 1D and especially with BG#could’ve only happened in the timeframe it happened in#when twitter and social media as a whole wasn’t as engaging and analytical as it is now#like there’s now such a need to uncover all the lies and curtains that hollywood and the industry pulls over on the GP#and with such a trend of exposing things and people in the industry#it would be like moth to a flame#so much shit could only be pulled off because of the vacuum of the time it was set in#imagine so many things that occurred during that era and the consistent weirdness of BG (especially with photos and videos)#it would’ve been torn to pieces by twitter internet sleuths in 2.5 seconds which would bring so much of the twitter GP obsessed with pop#culture to start threads and jump down rabbit holes etc.#it’s just always fascinating to see#especially when the buzzfeed article that occurred during BG that tried and failed to highlight all the inconsistencies#was like. the peak of coverage about it#on the other hand i’m sorta glad it did happen the way it did because imagine how much would be said about louis over that entire thing#and people would be ruthless#idk just some rambles
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In shows and movies often characters are suppose to be tall handsome/pretty . Meanwhile in podcasts, I feel like we all see the characters as just regular everyday people as we should. I love that fanartist stay true to this and don’t draw movie star standard people.
#like that’s just the guy I saw working at the register#makes the characters so real and relatable#we love our traumatized podcast lead characters#also wanted to add that this isn’t to say they aren’t pretty but I know most of them aren’t to the standard of Hollywood#idk how to tag this so I’ll just tag a few I’ve posted about before lol#podcasts#the magnus archives#wolf 359#malevolent#tower 4#red valley#the magnus protocol
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movie night! 🍿🥤
#chainshipping#saw 2004#adam faulkner stanheight#lawrence gordon#i think they would take turns choosing but lawrence always picks the worst thing at hollywood video somehow#and adam would pick up diana sometimes w how much lawrence works and ends up complaining abt him to alison </3 she likes it though#if this looks wonky just pretend it doesnt </3 for me#it is a miracle im getting around 2 posting it at all#my art#click
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A Biltmore Christmas may be the first Hallmark movie to drive me to fanfic.
#hallmark#a biltmore christmas#time travel#WHERE IS MY POST-CREDITS SCENE SHOWING HOW MARGARET REACTS???#she was one of the best parts of the movie!#you need at least five minutes of her screaming for joy!#also clearly there was a conspiracy of people in the past who knew about the time travel thing so how did that work?#what about that bearded guy on the crew who was CLEARLY another time traveler?#(there is no way that facial hair came from 1947)#also where does the relationship go from there?#how do you adjust?#does tour guide riker help out?#so many unanswered questions can fit into the last scenes of that film and i need answers#also just overall: thanks to people who said this one was worth seeking out because my goodness what a delight#that movie oozed charm#i think maybe my true core fictional love is classic '30s/'40s film because i was digging that vibe#the banter! the patter! the zingers! the perfect blend of cynicism and sentimentality#some of the background stuff was too modern but also some was spot on#that guy who played claude looks like he was born to be a classic Hollywood film star#the leading lady did not fit the vibe at all but she had great chemistry with the movie's leads so i can see why they cast her#the old-timey writer dude was charming#the main lady might be a new favorite hallmark actress (there's only one other on the list)#(watched part of a different film with her in it and she seems to put some of that classic hollywood sass into her roles)#i wasn't sold on the male lead at first but the writing came through for him#when he sits in the chair behind her! when he's trying to guess her personality traits?#charming and absolutely spot-on for the vibe#(the fact that they cast hallmark regulars in the remake is hilarious and also sad because it looks so much worse than the original)#anyway great time had a blast will definitely be rewatching
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❀𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐡, 𝟏𝟗𝟒𝟗 ❀
#hedy lamarr#beautiful#turned out beautifully#just how I wanted it#samson and delilah#40s#old hollywood#classic movies#vintage films#femme fatale#vintage fashion#her outfits in this movie were just stunning 😵💫✨💖#lana del rey#doin time#summertime and the livings easy#my edits#please don’t snatch#thank you#this edit was a lot of work#I didn’t want to remove to much material and time everything to the part of the song and make sure the volume was good n things matched 😮💨#I’m finally done and absolutely happy with it
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*Maverick, Merlin, Hollywood, Wolfman, Slider, and Iceman in their bunk room with some “medicinal” alcohol after saving the SS Layton*
Slider: You’re telling me you’ve never broken the sound barrier? Not even on accident?
Maverick: Nope. I’ve stolen a jet and buzzed seven towers now but I have never broken the sound barrier
Merlin: How do you accidentally break the sound barrier???
Hollywood: It’s a lot easier to do than you’d think
Wolfman: What about you Iceman? Ever accidentally broken the sound barrier?
Slider: Who do you think he is, some amateur? He would never break the sound barrier on accident
Iceman: Yeah, I only ever break the sound barrier on purpose
Maverick: *chokes on his drink*
#maverick.exe has stopped working#cue slider cackling in the corner#how to break maverick in 2 steps#step 1: be iceman#step 2: do something you’re probably not supposed to#iceman doesn’t break rules he exploits them and finds loop holes#iceman is just better at not getting caught#just a little thing I wrote#top gun#tom iceman kazansky#ron slider kerner#sam merlin wells#rick hollywood neven#leonard wolfman wolfe#pete maverick mitchell#incorrect top gun quotes#top gun 1986#tom kazansky#top gun iceman#iceman#pete mitchell#icemav#my boys#love this crew
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Here’s my loz live action fancast xoxo!!!!
Link - some nerdy queer kid we’ve never heard of
Zelda - some nerdy queer kid we’ve never heard of
Ganon - pig ganon, practical effects
Tingle - Danny Devito
#zelda fancast#loz live action#no but real talk idk how they’re planning on handling the Issues with gerudo Ganondorf#but I think the easiest work around is just go og. he’s a pig man. the classic route#that way they don’t have to do any Thinking since I know Hollywood hates thinking
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#Sydney Sweeney#🥹🥹🥹#Hollywood it girl#oh my god!!#she’s a real life Barbie#booked and busy#27 and living her best life#hard work pays off#how much is that coat 👀#date nights done right#all cameras on her#Burberry
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If I could be arsed to learn how to edit videos and had some kind of mic, I would 110% make a two part video essay series on the politics of Jurassic World because MY GOD, there's so much to dissect.
The first part would be about how the park is the epitome of neoliberal futurism for techbros, including the way the park so easily falls apart though I doubt that aspect is purposeful. Everything is aesthetic first and function second, and we can't possibly use any of the reliable infrastructure we've already come up with because a train is not gonna get us to Mars, but a monorail might.
And the second would be about the buckwild terrible gender politics going on. The movie is deeply unsympathetic to Claire seemingly because she's a woman who prioritised her career as it's both centre to her character arc and also an inciting event of one of the plots. Not to mention the whole Zara thing or the Owen and Claire thing or the stupid "him, I meant him, line. The movie is rife with misogyny, but it feels like that specific misogyny was isekaied over from backlash to second wave feminism.
I could talk about it all for so long because in a way, it feels like a perfect time capsule for 2015. Back when people took Claire running in heels to be this feminist statement to be made fun of and not just a deeply misogynistic movie trying to sell you feminism. And back when Elon Musk managed to get away with his "I'm the real life Iron Man" shit, and people believed he was smart and all his plans would come to fruition. 2015 was a great time to be a tech bro in Silicon Valley with people just throwing money at all your fake promises.
Yeah. See. This is what I mean when I say I could talk about it forever.
#kai rambles#jurassic world#one of the reasons why this has ended up one of my favourite movies is because it kinda got rounded up and out as a big dumb action film#but like.#look at elon's robovan or libertarian sea pods or the hyperloop or the straddling bus or the vegas sphere#then look at jurassic world#and tell me all these stupid dumb ideas and constructions wouldnt fit in perfectly in jurassic world#and that the really dumb way of thinking that creates those concepts wouldnt be the kind that gives you ''lets make a new dinosaur''#tell me this movie doesnt perfectly encapsulate that way of thinking#including the lack of redundancies and procedures and the complete lack of guard rails and the way it just falls apart#i dont think it was on purpose#i don't think the movie is clever enough for it to be satirising tech bro led neoliberal futurism#because those are two long words that many people dont know the meaning of because they didnt take sociology at some point#but it is a decent satire of it#meanwhile its gender politics are in a dire situation#and i also dont think that's necessarily purposeful?#i think maybe the character of claire began as the hollywood cardboard cutout of a Feminist™#and then since they were copying the first film so much they decided they needed to have kid characters running around and a family plot#and then also they were like well obviously we need a romance arc because thats how these movies work#and so they gave claire the opposite traits of owen because opposites attract#and then oops this character is a deeply misogynistic caricature of a woman#and we really dont have many other women in this cast who do much so you know.#its just. theres so much#guys there's so much
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i've said this before but truly the number 1 reason why i couldn't love silent hill 2 remake despite thinking it is an otherwise fine game is the fact that it does not feel lynchian at all to me. like the most unsettling thing about this horror game to me was seeing how it was very often an almost 1:1 recreation of the scenes from the original in terms of script but executed very differently in tone. and because i almost never see other people talking about this it makes me feel like i'm going crazy lol
#now with the death of lynch and all this talk about how influential and unique his work is i started thinking about this again#the term lynchian gets thrown around a lot for any work that is a bit surreal but it is 100% the case with the og silent hill games#they had other influences too obviously but david lynch movies + twin peaks were always the biggest ones in terms of style#they set out to do something very lynchian from the start and aren't very subtle with the references lol#and the remake did not feel like that at all to me. i think it was probably the direction but the delivery of the lines changed drastically#the situations remain surreal but the lines are delivered with a more naturalistic vibe. it feels like a regular hollywood movie#and it's really not just a matter of the new cast being more professional. the control and alan wake games have professional actors#but still get that strange delivery across because it's what they want to get across. i don't think it was the goal with sh2remake#which is not necessarily bad but it is very very weird how little that's remarked upon while it gets praise for being faithful adaptation
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People whining that they can’t enjoy Good Omens anymore need to grow up. There are a billion TV shows out there and you wanna keep watching one made by a rapist? Be so fucking for real right now!
#neil gaiman#i’m not saying alleged he did that fucking shit!!!!!#rape culture#pick a new rapist to stan you guys there are plenty in hollywood to choose from#As for mediocre male artists there are plenty of those too#Or watch a fucking movie pick up a book that doesn’t bore you to death#I actually cannot believe people are able to finish anything by Neil Gaiman#I’ve tried to read multiple pf his works and they’re fucking boring dude#And yes the fact that I’m not into that garbage makes me better than you PERIODT#The hate train on this POS feels good asf#FUCK NEIL GAIMAN#FUCK AMANDA PALMER TOO#Hilarious how no one is coming out like “oh mah gawd now I can’t listen to Dresden Dolls no more”#Cause ain’t no one on this earth was listening to Dresden Fucking Dolls lmao#It’s just funny even Amanda Palmer is too mediocre for the Neil Gaiman people
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claire should be allowed to engage in psychological warfare against hunt. and my god if she isn't the greatest psyop of them all
#okay so this works this way: she stands next to him. she's in his vicinity#that’s step 1 of psychological warfare. her mere presence disturbs him#step 2 is being really stupid on purpose. just say the most ludicrous thing that comes to mind#but there's sophistication. not any ludicrous thought but something tailored for him. she can't just say the earth is flat you know#on spot she'll come up with 5 reasons why citizen kane is overrated sth like that. she knows he needs to be engaged. sth he can't ignore#step 3 after he gets very angry very fast over something very trivial (because he will) she doubles down HARD#and she does it with a moue and very confused as to why he’s answering this way. has she done anything? why is he so angry at her?:(#step 4 is to overuse his title. two reasons for this: remind him of propriety and because she's really weird#step 5 is to observe how long he takes to notice she’s messing with him. then she writes it down because she’s conducting an experiment#<- this is different from the times when they actually argue. this is done for entertainment purposes. she does this when she’s bored#when claire is really really bored she raises her hand in class#to be fair it's his fault for indulging her. unknowingly. but he is indulging her. you should never indulge claire swanson#bonus step 6 she does The Face#this is how her first two years in hollywood u are like by the way
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thoughts on the people harassing glenn and rob on twitter from the macden fandom? they gave us so much s16 and ppl throwing it in their faces by tagging them and asking if they hooked up irl
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Don’t care how famous they are, how old they are or how married they are, it’s literally never okay to directly tag and try and out someone. You said it, that’s harassment.
And what’s the end goal here? Like at best they don’t see it and you just look like an asshole, at worst they do see it and feel extremely fucking weird about it. At like, extreme worst, if either of them are queer, you drum up enough weirdos to back you (the Heartstopper kid situation) and you force one of them to out themselves.
This pisses me off the most because, like, it’s all fun and games to call MCD their ‘failsonas’ or whatever, but Glenn especially hates people comparing him to Dennis. How is this any more ‘ok’ than commenting on instagram that he’s D.E.N.N.I.S. System-ed Jill? (Hint, it’s really not). In both cases, it’s people trying to apply the character to the actor to entertain themselves and justify their fantasies of Glenn’s real life. Dennis is not. Glenn.
Again, what’s the end goal here? Like what’s the ideal situation you get out of this if one of them sees this and, god forbid, responds? This is such an icky sticky thing to even want to touch on publicly.
So they give us gay content and in return they get Reddit complaining about it and Twitter demanding they ‘admit’ that they’re actually gay themselves. Huh. Wonder why we haven’t gotten anything explicitly gay on screen from Mac yet? Huh. What a mystery?
#iasip#rcg#stop fucking globbing in public it’s embarrassing as shit#god are you people TWELVE?#once a 12 year old directly asked me if i was gay in front of a ton of people and i was like. i had to have a convo w them immediately#about why it’s not a question to ask someone in a room full of ppl#but like. you’re all supposed to be adults!?#how do you not realise what a major fucking line this crosses#in 2023!???#god forbid one of them. . is actually queer they’re NEVER coming out with this shit#can these people please read the experiences of any gay man in hollywood ever.#PLEASE?#yeah this works me up#as a gay man !! who is a v private person!#sorry this is just a personal rant at this point sorry#but yeah seriously fuck off withcthis shit
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i do genuinely feel that austin butler is a christian bale-type actor trapped in the body of austin butler, and what he should've been is a weird lil guy along the lines of jim carrey and adam driver who have the right faces to play fucked up bizarre lil freaks. austin butler has the extreme dedication to character work of willem dafoe but he is in all things hampered by the fact that he looks like a male model. take the veneers away and put him in the body of a malnourished lab assistant who lives on mountain dew and see what he does w THAT. feyd rautha only made me more convinced that what this guy needs is the space to let his freak flag fly
#austin butler#mota#now don't get me wrong. i find him deeply appealing even despite how blond he is#but i feel like if you took away the hollywood good looks and muscle definition and made him a lil ugly in a fun way#people would be wayyy more likely to appreciate his character work#and before anyone says 'what abt feyd' yes he was a lil freak but he was still hot!!!! the bald thing didn't stop anyone!!#i need more of him in weird roles he's actually so fun. more people should know this#many such cases.
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