#cue slider cackling in the corner
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*Maverick, Merlin, Hollywood, Wolfman, Slider, and Iceman in their bunk room with some “medicinal” alcohol after saving the SS Layton*
Slider: You’re telling me you’ve never broken the sound barrier? Not even on accident?
Maverick: Nope. I’ve stolen a jet and buzzed seven towers now but I have never broken the sound barrier
Merlin: How do you accidentally break the sound barrier???
Hollywood: It’s a lot easier to do than you’d think
Wolfman: What about you Iceman? Ever accidentally broken the sound barrier?
Slider: Who do you think he is, some amateur? He would never break the sound barrier on accident
Iceman: Yeah, I only ever break the sound barrier on purpose
Maverick: *chokes on his drink*
#maverick.exe has stopped working#cue slider cackling in the corner#how to break maverick in 2 steps#step 1: be iceman#step 2: do something you’re probably not supposed to#iceman doesn’t break rules he exploits them and finds loop holes#iceman is just better at not getting caught#just a little thing I wrote#top gun#tom iceman kazansky#ron slider kerner#sam merlin wells#rick hollywood neven#leonard wolfman wolfe#pete maverick mitchell#incorrect top gun quotes#top gun 1986#tom kazansky#top gun iceman#iceman#pete mitchell#icemav#my boys#love this crew
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