#this is honestly delightful

[welcome-to-ratterrock]

I’m beginning to fear me and Locke are the same person

Both have a food we can’t eat cause as a kid we were forced to by our father, both have an iffy relationship with our dads and older brothers, both are in a situationship, both have dark hair/fur and called twinks in some fashion, and both have over easy eggs over buttered toast as a comfort food-

Chat am I Sage Locke from ratterrock??

Golly, you do make a compelling case! Three more traits will decide it…

Do you have an obsession with death? Are your eyes a crackling arsenic green? And are you absolutely hopeless with social niceties?

If yes, SAGE, DARLING, WHEN DID YOU LEARN ABOUT TUMBLR?!

[anotherrpfinder]

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[polarsirens]

HELLOOOOOOOOO ONE AND ALL

[essektheylyss]

I'm also still laughing that he really showed up, introduced himself as an Archivist of the Cobalt Soul, and then insinuated that they were going to go extrajudicially hunt down, capture, and "interrogate" a Cerberus Assembly Archmage. Sir, archivists do not do that kind of thing, least of all on their own, LEAST OF ALL with a bunch of random hooligans they were just sent to collect for an unrelated excursion. Quite honestly, that was the thing I kept going back to in evidence of, there is absolutely no way this is a legit archivist.

[may-darling]

If Bertie Wooster has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Bertie Wooster has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Bertie Wooster has only one fan then assume Jeeves murdered me as a last ditch effort to stop my unshakeable engagement to Bertram W. Wooster.

[sunderwight]

Good Omens pulling the trigger on Aziracrow in actual factual live action canon while What We Do in the Shadows showrunners dither about the appropriateness of workplace relationships in their serial killer vampire orgy show is like watching Grandpa hit a button to activate nitros on his scooter and go whipping past the former street race champion to cross the finish line.

[valtsv]

the terror a novel by dan simmons is. Bad. but i do think it was worth reading personally to experience the goodsir medical malpractice extended director's cut, peglar being gay and homophobic while gossiping with bridgens about mr hickey, and every time crozier described fitzjames like he was in a call someone a faggot without actually calling them a faggot competition

[ominouspuff]

Victory (smile, we’re on TV)

REQUESTS / BLOG EVENT

Request from @gaeasun - Palette #2 - Dogma, Tup - Slice of Life

Winning the bake-off by a landslide is prime brotherly-bonding and a test of one’s prowess in chemical warfare of the best and tastiest kinds.

Thank you for requesting, @gaeasun , this one was a delight to draw!

[saintbleeding]

[ID1: Six bust drawings of Martin from TMA. He is a fat white man who begins with ginger hair, freckles, and a rosy complexion, but these fade into duller brown hair with streaks of grey and pallor as time progresses. The drawings show him: grinning and looking to the side as he says “Cheater!”; in profile and dressed in all black with tears running down his face; in profile and biting his lip pensively; looking at something with restrained alarm; beaming delightedly as he says “Jon’s here!?!” with love hearts surrounding the words; and staring in terrified wonderment at a burning piece of paper in his hand, sweat beading on his face.

ID2: Six bust drawings of Jon from TMA. He is a thin man with medium-brown skin, starting with a carefully-groomed moustache and short, mostly-black curly hair. As time progresses he accumulates increasingly dramatic scars across the visible parts of his body, his hair and beard turn almost entirely silver and grow markedly longer, and he looks increasingly exhausted and haggard. He is shown: looking uncertainly to one side with lurid purple highlights; smiling subtly down at something; lifting a cigarette to his mouth with a shaking hand in wide-eyed terror; in profile, wrapping his arms around his knees with a moody expression; in profile, staring somewhat blankly with a red glow in his eyes; eyes closed with a depleted or restful expression, with his hair messily cropped. End ID.]

hiiiiii im still being normal. Do Not Separate btw

[rocketonthemoon]

re: the belt loop theory

it’s not an impossibility given she couldn’t even be trusted without them for instance ⤵️

however i think the more likely option is they couldn’t trust her with pockets

so they tried to stick to feminine cuts that had neither

my thumb hang theory holds water and I'm never going to let this go thank you Melissa!!!!

She's just so handsome she deserves belt loops to swagger around with is all I'm saying

[gingermintpepper]

One of my biggest pet peeves is the assumption that something has to be sad for it to be tragic.

I've always been a big believer of the 'Apollo has an awful love life'/'Apollo is plain unlucky with love' line of thinking but it does bother me that the general reasoning for that statement is given to the concept of 'Apollo is somehow undesireable and thus rejected' (Cassandra/Daphne/Marpessa) or 'his lovers die young and thus their love is unfulfilled' (Cyparissus/Hyacinthus/Coronis). I personally think that's a very unfortunate way of looking at things - not only because it neglects the many perfectly cordial entanglements and affairs Apollo has had, both mortal and divine - but because it presents a very shallow interpretation of the concepts of love and loss and how loss affects people.

Apollo can still grieve lovers that have a long, healthy life. The inherent tragedy of an immortal who knows his lovers and children will die and cannot stop it does not stop being tragic simply because those lovers and children live long, fulfilled lives. The inherent tragedy of loss does not stop being tragic simply because someone knows better than to mourn something that was always going to end.

What is tragic is not that Apollo loves and loses but that loss itself follows him. Apollo does not love with the distance of an immortal, he does not have affairs and then leaves never to listen to their prayers again. He does not have offspring and then abandon them to their trials only to appear when it is time to lead them to their destinies. He raises his young, he protects the mothers of his children, he blesses the households that have his favour and multiplies their flocks that they may never go hungry. He educates his sons, he adorns his daughters and even in wrath he is quick to come to his senses and regret the punishments he doles out.

Apollo loves. And like mortals, there will always be some part of him that wishes to protect the objects of his affections. Apollo, however, is also an emissary of Fate. He knows that the fate of all mortal things is death. He knows that to love a mortal is to accept that eventually he will have to bury them. There is no illusion of forever, there is no fantasy where he fights against the nature of living things and shields his beloveds from death. Apollo loves and because of that love, he also accepts.

And that, while beautiful, is also tragic.

[largishcat]

I can't wait to debate the guy—that is, if he's willing to get off the couch and show up.

- Tim Walz fucking GOING there abt JD Vance

[croh3]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest thing i’ve ever drawn so i need to share it

[raspberryjellybrains]

I love morpheus because sometimes he looks like an ethereal deity, alien in his perfection, and sometimes he looks like a middle aged man with a punk band that never got off the ground in the 90's, sitting at the bar drinking margaritas at 3pm on a Wednesday and the only thing that seems to guide his choice in the matter seems to be vibes.

[seashoreshell]

What if Eugene and Gavus were faction swapped? Eugene as a Celestial and Gavus as a Hypogean?

[cometblaster2070]

one of my all-time favourite KND episodes genuinely has to be OPERATION L.O.V.E not only because it's the most ridiculous musical ever; but mainly because of THIS:

im genuinely SOBBING look at the five of them in that horrifically ugly leather jacket. the way they're all still dressed up in 50's attire, like look at their hair and clothes they're going all out. THE WAY THEY'RE ALL LOOKING AT NUMBAH 3 WITH SUCH LOVE AND SINCERITY HELLO IM CRYING.

you can bet your ass these losers practised for weeks and weeks on end even with all those ridiculous ass evil schemes going on. I'm also willing to be numbah 3 rehearsed with them and was fully on board yk, supporting them through this and all.

like what IS this I can't with this show I love it sm.