#this is great I love this

[drdt-headcanons]

David has a quirky habit of mumbling to himself at length to sort out his thoughts, and he can't for the life of him shake it off; Think Midoriya in MHA. It probably creeped out his peers when he was a child, so David got a little bit better at toning it down as he got older.

Not only is it fitting for a guy who literally runs his mouth for a living, but it's also hilarious because this blue boyfail will dissolve into a quiet pessimistic, sardonic, mini-rant about anything, everyone and everything during what was supposed to be just him organizing his thoughts about a test that's due soon but became a vent on their shitty professor, his dumb classmates and the unfairness of life.

Then somebody hears him, he gets all flustered, and invents/gaslights some idiotic excuse that he meant something else, that SOMEHOW people believe, and it's like '...Okay yea seems legit.'

The time Teruko caught him muttering in the prologue was no luck lmao, that wasn't the first time his big mouth screwed himself over - this is a recurring gag with David and I stand by that headcanon.

:)

[the-holy-ghosted]

I haven't watched the terror and I likely won't but I greatly enjoy your terror posting and now it's caused me to start reading terror fanfic? and it's really good fic so thanks :)

And I've been thinking of posting terror fanfic so now that you say that I think I might just work on it. For you

[thebitchthatcleansarkham]

(That felt unnecessarily ominous, I just like sending strangers anons bc I believe weird anons are like a necessary part of ask rp community’s that I don’t see as often anymore so I’m being the change in the world I guess) -Abo anon

(You're real as fuck for that honestly, keep up the good work. My boyfriend that runs diary of some random gothamite also thinks you're based for this aldbskdnsmfns.

Feel free to drop crazy asks anytime 🫶)

[fangpunk]

[ Yes!!! Lesbian cats!!/silly ]

YEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! YOU GO KITTIES YOU'RE SO COOL I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[stevenrogered]

Dame Maggie Smith as Muriel Donnelly The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2015)

[galaxymindart]

i should've seen it coming i feel like such an idiot

can you guys take my uquiz

[hellenhighwater]

My office divvies up part of our caseload alphabetically, and one of our secretaries just sent me a new file that's not in my part of the alphabet. Because I'm so very helpful I responded:

Moments later, the printer in my office fired up and spit out this piece of paper:

[babeyknife]

enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

[taeggukxiie]

this art will always make me want to bawl my eyes out because what do you mean we could have pro hero touya and health assistant toga only if they had decent parents??

(I hate mha society so much)

[the-holy-ghosted]

Sorry for the insanity, Heron.

's alright its my perpetual state of being

[aterfish]

i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

I really like this because Sheriff being the only cop in Radiator Springs I always wondered what would happen if he was sick or something or out, but this implies that Sarge takes over/helps a bit. I mean, now that I think about it, of COURSE Sarge does, but I just never considered it before, haha!

[anna-scribbles]

so this summer i am nannying a 5 year old who loves miraculous ladybug (my dream) & every day she asks if we can play ladybug and chat noir at the park. these are some comics based on our various games<3

[repressedgaymer]

how am i supposed to go to a concert when i can't spend more than an hour without sobbing

[sandersstudies]

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.