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phykoha · 7 months ago

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I hate hate HATE when people say I'm "having an attitude" with them, bc I'm literally not until AFTER they say that. And thats not even "an attitude", it's me being annoyed and frustrated bc youre saying im having an attitude when im NOT.

Like what does that even mean. I'm just autistic.

#blah blah blah #vent #like i was just responding to my name being called???? i literally just went “huh?” which i do all the time?????#and when you walk off mumbling shit that i cant hear bc we're dozens of feet away from each other in a loud ass store #and i come over and ask what you wanted #and youre like “i said we'll talk when you drop the attitude” or whatever and have the audacity to smirk at me like its a joke and i have #any idea wtf youre talking about #like i got so frustrated and upset about it that i legit cried for like an hour after that. while still doing my work bc i just wanna get #done and go home.#this is about one of my managers btw. if it wasn't obvious #like shes cool most of the time. but she says shit sometimes that make me wanna quit on the fucking spot

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getvalentined · 10 months ago

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God, okay, so they're really just...doing this. Holy shit.

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swordmaid · 7 months ago

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i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…

#the whole setting is jb hanging out in the rock post war #and tyrion became lord of the westerlands / the rock is his but he’s off doing stuff in kingslanding and jaime is just filling in for him #atm . but after tyrion comes back his original plan WAS he’ll get married to brienne right away and they can move back to tarth or be #travelling hedge knights together or whatever brienne wants to do he’s down for it. but the important thing is that he wants to stay with #her .. so he’s using the time they have together currently to court her bc she deserves that at least !!#so jaime goes off trying to court and woo brienne but she just thinks they’re hanging out bc they got relatively close in the war #so jaime being touchy feely isn’t anything new. jaime making innuendos and being kinda flirty isn’t anything new either #but this time he means it LOL he’s like I want to kiss you SO badly and brienne will be like lol silly jaime (:#I was also thinking they’d help rebuild lannisport just bc it’s a time for healing now and it would be good for the people to get to know #jaime and the lannisters in general bc of how they would just used to sit high above the rock looking down on everyone #but now jaime is like. actively helping and being known and being with the people rather than just being that absent distant lord #also he’s thinking he might as well try and foster some relationship with the commoners to his house bc it’s for tyrion anyway #so he’s off doing that and brienne is tagging along bc she does not want to go home yet #she wants to stay with him and she’s helping out as an excuse to stay a little longer but she doesn’t exactly want to leave him #but how do you tell someone that and ignore the big glaring part that she’s actually in love with him and the fact that they both survived #the war is getting her hopeful???? u want her to admit that?? like a normal person??? no..!!#so she’s just staying and helping out bc a) it’s the sensible thing to do b) so she can bask on the sun that is Jaime Lannister #for like a few more days. weeks. maybe a month bc the weather is soooo bad in the stormlands rn 🙄😳#anyway jb hanging out! and everything is going well and good but jaime is now getting popular w the people and he’s also looking quite #rugged and handsome post war now that he’s thirty flirty and thriving and he also has a new scar across his lip that makes his #smirks even more ! rogueish … ! and he looks quite nice with the greying hair 👀 so now there’s gossips around him #not to mention he’s single too and I think if you were one of the heroes who helped win the war they’ll forget the kingslaying #man with no honor business so lo and behold brienne eavesdrops a group of ladies bc she’s a chismosa at heart and they’re talking about a #potential marriage for a lord lannister (!!!) and there’s going to be a big tourney held in Kingslanding for it (!!!)#and brienne remembers jaime mentioning the ought to go to Kingslanding in the next few weeks (!!!) and now she’s remembering jaime IS a #lord though not theee lord of the westerlands STILL a lord from one of the seven houses and he’s single and very eligible for marriage rn #and now she’s realising everything is returning back the way it was before the war where society rules matters and she has her own role as #now the evenstar bc rip selwyn and jaime has his own role too and the court is a whole different battlefield #one that she isn’t equipped in and even though she had found some new confidence in herself bc killing a bunch of ice invisible zombies #with your own magic sword will do that for you she doesn’t think (and she’s being objective not negative) she stands a chance in THAT

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tjerra14 · 2 months ago

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#i stg being that cute has got to be illegal somewhere #i didn't think it would be possible to make her look even better but here we are #interestingly enough #now that i've played some more actual game instead of just photo modeing my way through ikrie's quest #they didn't change all that much about her animations #quite possibly because they were already at the higher end of what the original game had to offer since TFW was already an improvement #and as much as it pains me to say this #in the end it's really just a minor side quest out in the middle of nowhere a lot of people will probably never play #(you should tho! absolutely worth it. go to keener's rock and enjoy)#so compared to what they did with the dialogue in the main game #this remains pretty much the same #however.#i think it might be due to the updated face models so animations translate a little differently #there seems to be a little more nuance to some expressions #...unfortunately somewhat at the cost of That iconic smirk #oh well. can't have everything #i LOVE how she looks now though this is pretty much what i had in my head the entire time #ikrie #horizon zero dawn #hzd remaster

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kingkatsuki · 2 years ago

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Could you imagine it’s still early days in your relationship with Bakugou in the villa, but there’s a recoupling and one of the new guys picks you to be in a couple with. You literally feel Bakugou stiffen as his jaw locks, his eyes set in a glare as you stand up and make your way towards the new guy, giving Bakugou a reassuring look before giving the guy a friendly hug and sitting down beside him.

Bakugou ends up picking your best friend in the villa in order to keep her safe, and immediately after you’re going over to him to tell him that you’re still fully interested in him, and you appreciate him for saving your friend.

And that night you’re telling him that you’ll sleep outside, that you don’t wanna share a bed with the new guy. But Bakugou tells you it’s okay, cause he knows it’s hot and humid outside and the mosquitos could eat you alive. So he tells you to sleep in the bed with the new guy, because firstly he trusts you, and secondly he knows it’ll drill home to the guy that you’re completely invested in him.

But just to make sure, he makes his way over to you in bed with the new guy before they turn off the lights, wearing only a pair of grey Calvin’s as he places a hand on the back of your neck and plants a deep kiss on your lips. Just enough to show everyone who you really belong to.

#The rest of the islanders are going insane and cheering him on as the lights are turned off for the night.#and as the lights are turned off all you can see is the smug smirk on Bakugou’s face as he drifts off to sleep #but he’ll make the new guy regret picking you to recouple up with for sure #love island Bakugou

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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pregame welcome package of mustamakkara!!! thats what i call spoiling the boys!!!

2024 nhl global series finland game 1 | 11.1.24 (x)(x)

#aleksander barkov #jesper boqvist #aaron ekblad #sam bennett #jonah gadjovich #sam reinhart #niko mikkola #anton lundell #eetu luostarinen #sergei bobrovsky #florida panthers #2425 #i saw the trans as “black sausage” (not seeing the pic yet) and went because it probably comes from a breed of pig thats black-#oh! morcilla! ←boy spoiled with asado his whole life and does not know the eng word and has just learned its called a blood sausage #ya learn something new everyday #a morcilla for your thoughts?#crying at ekky patiently waiting behind luosty for the dressing despite the fact #theres a whole table of em and luosty hands it to him like “here you go”#you know when you go to someone's favourite restaurant especially if it has their cultural foods youre so out of your element #you just sit and watch how they eat the food what dressings they use if they eat it with their hands or utensils and then just mimic them #it really reads like that. like ekky was just quietly watching how luosty eats it.#because he rocks forward to sidle closer. makes eye contact with the camera. smirks.#then rocks backwards and leans away like hes trying to avoid it by using luostys body. and then walks off the minute he can.#well anyways all the finns are thriving in this #mikksy finally doesnt run away from the camera!!!! (but you can see it in his eyes)

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aelswiths · 6 months ago

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Aelswith and Alfred (eye fucking) in 2x01

For @kingslionheart, @thedarknone, @volvaaslaug, @garunsdottir

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unordinaries · 6 months ago

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presented without comment

(chapters 280 + 344)

#unordinary #unordinary webtoon #cw blood #i fucking lied i have so many comments #FIRST AND FOREMOST. i originally had the images in the opposite order (meaning john’s on the left and rei’s on the right)#when i was drafting this post. but then i was like. ‘oh i should put them in chapter/chronological order instead’ and it oh my god #uru you bastard that’s so much worse #(and then ofc i had to rewrite my tags accordingly)#but anyways #like literally almost everything about these scenes is mirrored/opposite #obviously they are facing different directions (and thus. each other)#they are also looking at different places in the second panel - rei is looking up and john is looking down #rei is looking up directly at kuyo. yes. but his raised head also makes him look a bit defiant. his kind of smirk also adds to that feel #he’s obviously not… happy. he’s been through a lot (is literally about to die) but his spirit remains.#there’s still light in his eyes. hope.#and he still finds the time to tell kuyo to call it quits and give him well wishes #then we have john’s half which is. ough.#and uhh cw suicidal ideation from this point on i guess?#looking down! no light in his eyes! defeated and dragging himself to the finish line!#alone.#he’s still fighting but he’s TIRED. absolutely nothing to look forward to here.#keep going because there’s no turning back now #he is doing this for the people he’s already lost (jane william sera). not for people who are here now (blyke remi isen)#rei didn’t go into this thinking he would die but ended up choosing to sacrifice himself anyways #john went in with the intention of sacrificing himself and survived anyways #i could be reading too far into it but i think you can kind of see that in their expressions in the first image set #rei looks like he’s realizing he’s about to die but john just looks like he’s fighting #he’s already made his choice #that’s about all i got (and i’m at the tag limit) so.#to everybody who hated my john-william comparison post this one’s for YOU 🫵

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shepherds-of-haven · 1 year ago

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i love that the other characters comment on your romance, like when trouble + chase teased blade for having a favourite 😭

For some reason, the absolute easiest content for me to write is characters absolutely clowning on other characters for being in love! 😂 It's just too good!

#Shepherds of Haven #if there's anything these friends go feral for #it's shitting on you for having a crush #*MC and Blade share a sweet moment together*#cue:#Trouble and Chase in the background banging together trash can lids and going 'AAAAAA HE'S BLUSHING!!! LOOK. LOOK AT HIS FACE'#Lavinet and Briony grabbing each other's hands and squealing and giggling like fangirls #Ayla talking mad shit and making gagging noises like 'ewww i'm gonna throw up 🤢🤢'#Halek and Red examining the sky with great interest and whistling innocently but with the faintest smirks #only Riel Shery and Tallys can be counted on to not be embarrassing #and evidently Shery still gossips with Chandry so...#silly

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wistfulwatcher · 2 years ago

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YELLOWJACKETS | 2.06 “Qui”

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #lottie matthews #misty quigley #mine #edit #*#scene*#otp #otp: you can save our baby #WHAT A SHOWDOWN #the intensity of this interaction was just INSANE s2 is really making me go ????? about ALL of these duos like give me the backstory!!#also?? LITTLE TOUGH GUY MISTY SQUARING UP FOR HER GIRLFRIEND rip me #her voice!! her little tough smirk!!! she's so cute and so terrifying lmao

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butdaddyilovehim99 · 7 months ago

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the way he says ‘oh?’ comes off playful in a sexy teasing sort of way (almost condescending but that’s not austin at all just let my mind run wild over here okay??)

i want him to talk down to me, tease me (humiliate me) while attending an event together 🥵 i want his hands brushing against my lower back as he leads me around, hand on my thigh once we’re seated. whispering filth in my ear all night and teasing when i flush, pressing my thighs together. i want him to get me to the point where i am begging to leave early so he can fuck me properly

#the drive home would be agony #if he’s really pent up he’ll finger you during the drive #but most of the time he can hold off making you wait #those beautiful lips curled into a smirk as he continues his teasing #somebody stop me #i could go on all day #austin butler #austinbutler

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hampink · 1 year ago

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i still think its a little bit insane that gira was destined by BLOOD to KILL jeramie but instead chose to deny his own fate and fight dugded with jeramie by his side instead

#kingohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #king ohger #giramie #gira hastie #gira husty #jeramie brasieri #the way the show glosses over this like yeah the hasties have been doing this for years yeah dugded said all this In Front of Jeramie #also i like to think this is where jeramie RLLY realizes hes in love with gira. his speech abt dictating his own fate and #showing that hes really ready to risk it all for the sake of jeramies kind/bugnarak and the peace of chikyuu..#jeramie's “thats more like it/there you go” when gira smirked here was so “thats the gira i know and fell in love with” coded #tbh giras actions here probably impacted jeramie a lot and is why jermy similarly “risked it all/threw everything away” by making himself #a villain(in itself also inspired by gira) later on...#kingohger spoilers

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kalashtars · 9 months ago

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astarion / shadowheart / minthara really is the bad decisions crew. you make them do the most horrific shit and the others are behind the corner going "😏👍"

#damien.txt #that's meant to be like an evil approving smirk #me: astarion you should ascend. game: shadow and minthara approve. me: yeah that tracks #them & durge are gonna take over the world together fr. all a little fucked up in their own ways #and then durge is going to have to kill the only ppl he's ever become attached to. bc of his destiny. but y'know.#at least they did it together <3 #dkgxjegdhsgej its just honestly such a different playthrough w these vibes tbh #i miss jaheira tbh. act 3 jaheira..... she's so funny & has the best dialogue tbh. makes me want to sob.#so close to finally finishing my evil playthrough tho so. we will persevere 🙏🙏#bg3

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pr4yerp0sition · 3 months ago

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I think the funniest thing that crossed my mind is Isamu and Aizawa being out, just having a quiet breakfast and someone just " Is that your husband?" to Isamu, and Aizawa just staring at th person, all deadpan, " Yes." And Isamu is all :o really?

It would take him back so quickly, just the quietness while trying to think, actually what is our relationship? I carry your eye drops and have a spare in my car, what are we? But then, Isamu chirping in his most happiest, sugary, overly friendly voice, “Yeah, we’ve been married for two years now, it’s our anniversary” he makes the whole thing worse!!!

#OUT.*#answered: isamu järvinen.#// I LOVE THIS THOUGH HE'D BE SO SHOOKETH???#// once in the car smirking: so when did you make an honest guy out me huh???#// makes the whole thing more dramatic going on about their blissful years how he cried during the proposal #// throw him #intcritus

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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"im a big slow defenceman" "the other night ek said hes a big slow defenceman" "😄☺️"

#forsy really does have a special thinking about ekky smile #duly obsessed with ekky very much making fun of himself all court jesterlike and forsy cracking up about it #also that rocking back and forth habit will kill me #he is reduced to but a schoolgirl in ekkys presence #ekky smirking knowing its gonna be a riot among forsy and being proven right #love our beat playing telephone like the gossips they are #very much those valentines candygrams and our beat the classmates that get to deliver them #NO IM STILL CRYING OVER FORSYS GIGGLE #LIKE THERE IT IS BABEY #THATS WHAT WE GO TO WAR FOR #ekky whos been obsessing over forsys footspeed for the whole 2223 season #finally gets a smile out of it by making fun of himself after working so hard for a year #THATS CALLED PERSEVERANCE BABEYYYY #you too can also charm the aloof gem by bombarding them with enough pathetic charm and going PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE after like a whole year #haha whats the cost sunk fallacy #god ekky you crazy son of a bitch youve done it #i have to preface this doesnt really work unless the person likes you already so like you know

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bumblingbabooshka · 9 months ago

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and then he quit Starfleet for over 50 years

#Tuvok #st voyager #something funny about the previous scene is that Janeway smirks at Janice teasing Tuvok about trying to schmooze the captain #and when Tuvok is like 'I'm not!!' Janeway makes an exaggerated somber face and nods like 'that's right - you tell em~' making fun of him!!#Also Tuvok going 'As you can see - everyone else seemed perfectly happy to DISOBEY ORDERS!!!! But not me.'#and her earnestly this time going 'And you're so brave for that. <3'#Tuvok & Janeway love Starfleet code so much they should marry IT instead of Mark & T'Pel #their true love is following codes and having absolute moral clarity #Janeway & Tuvok x Starfleet Command #Tuvok: Mr. Sulu it's my DUTY to formally protest! <- His life's motto #He's been an ensign for TWO MONTHS!!!!!!!!#and he's like 'Yeah I think I should walk up to the captain on the bridge and tell him he's wrong in front of everyone and also when #he dismisses me I won't leave and instead I'll keep telling him he's wrong'#Janeway would hang someone for doing that EHEHEHE but bc it's Tuvok and he's defending Starfleet Code she's like #'you did the right thing my friend...'#Sulu has a great voice - full of gravity!

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