#this is getting crazier
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Is it just me or arthur looks way more surperior than ds dream
Arthur von licht by onebizarrekai
#dreamswap#fatal flaws#arthur von licht#arthur just hits me so hard maann😭#he has this 'powerful' vibe#its just— he looks like he knows what he was doing#he isnt insanely straight up imprisoning people#and he definitely hiding something#which we all probably figured it out already..#but im excited to know more what's going on this lore#nebula doodles#forgive my english#IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS#i swear#this is getting crazier#still both of them can be workalcoholic#Bro fatal flaws had fucked me up#and im loving it#dreamtale
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Obsessed with the degrees to which james wilson is a messy bitch. Primps and preens himself whenever he realises his boy best friend is stalking / sabotaging / psychological-warfare-ing him. Slept with his terminal patient. Immedicable people pleaser. Chronic adulterer. Three ex wives. PROPOSED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND AT SOMEONE ELSE'S WEDDING? Fuck you doin in the oncology wing my boy. Psychiatric ward is on the left corner
#Soooooooooooo obsessed about him becos you see him and youre like “oh houses responsible friend who exasperatedly keeps him in check...”#Like resident pretty boy heart of gold heartthrob with an inclination to taking care of his poor tortured friend#Like as run of the mill as you can get#Then six seasons theyre stringing each other up in booby traps in their shared domestic apartment. Girl what the fuck#Like james wilson is not crazier than house i wld say but like 2me. Its not even something thats quantifiable#theyre so wildly unhinged in different ways#ITS SO CRAZY.................... BY BEING TOGETHER THEY MAKE THEMSELVES THE WORST AND BEST VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES ITS CRAZY#So many thots abt them........ going2 spend the rest of my life trying 2 get them down on paper#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#house md#johan being crazy about yaoi md
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insane instagram ad i got earlier
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BLOODMILK | A PATHOLOGIC FAN COMIC | 17 PGS. | The Mistresses discuss a thorny matter.
#few of my patho theories are as incredible as 'capella was conceived in a dream' but i'm hoping to get crazier still#thanks for reading#nina kaina#victoria olgimskaya#pathologic#comics
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so you’re telling me bezz told sky sport that he made a little mistake during the sprint bc he saw that “marc was coming to catch him”. he said that he was trying to focus on martin, but he knew marc was getting closer and closer and then he fucked it up
( “ehi bezz your crush is here act normal” bezz: fall off his bike )
#“MARC STAVA VENENDO A PRENDERMI”#it literally means “he was going to take me”#i know he meant it as he was going to catch me and that’s how it’s kinda translated in english but still italian is a funny language#you’d think he was talking about the boogeyman and not. a tiny spanish twink#the marcmarc lore is getting crazier#sky sport italia thank you for your service#marco bezzecchi#marc marquez#marcmarc#french gp 2024#motogp#marc <3
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anyways
original poster from camw1n on deviantart
#i have nithing to say for the work is self evident in its brilliance#yeah his shirt says dianxias little monster. and?#she was his queen. and she was crazier than him. and god help whoever disrespected his queen#but instead its wu ming talking about xiw lian#this is the type of content that gets posted unscheduled ..#tgcf#lmao#tgcf shitpost#wulian#I GUESS???#wu ming#xie lian#tgcf spoilers#art#my art#doodle#sketch#meme#cursed
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Sunday - Love Hypnosis
Sunday hypnotises you (consensually) to relax you.
No spoilers.
No description of reader or readers troubles so project what you are personally struggling with as you see fit.
No angst just fluff. I thought this concept would be cute. I've seen many a yandere Sunday hypnotises you, and that's great but consider - consent and fluff.
(This isn't a jab, I too enjoy a yandere fic from time to time but I also want to see fluff and I haven't seen this done in a fluffy way yet.)
I don't know why I'm mildly obsessed with this man but I am. (Cough Cough, I read maximum ride as a kid and now I automatically fall in love with winged characters. Cough Cough.) I need him to hypnotise me please and thank you.
(I have a few fics in the works that I need to finish but I'm struggling.)
As usual enjoy. Love ya 💙
"Darling?" Came the light and airy tone of your beloved. Though there was a hint of worry in his voice as he took in your face down, slumped form. "Are you alright?"
He could tell very well that you were not alright. But he would coax an answer out of you one way or another. Though the only answer he received was a groan.
"Darling." He sighs but chuckles at your obviously aggravated self. "Allow me to help you."
Your body goes limp as you let him move you from a sofa to your shared bed. "My darling. Tell me what's gotten into you."
He chuckles as you groan out a single word relating to your issues. "Life."
"Oh, my darling. You'll let me soothe you for the night won't you?" He only felt it was right after the many nights you had soothed him.
Patient, kind, understanding. Three words that when asked by others what you think about each other, you'd both say about each other. A pure give and take without a scoreboard, that's how you operated. You were both busy or stressed for one reason or another so that's how things had to be.
The simple love you shared was enough most days but sometimes things went wrong.
Sunday had performed hypnosis on you before so he knew it worked but he'd never engage unless you agreed. You knew the question he asked meant he wanted to soothe you via hypnosis, and with the state of your mind you would happily agree.
"Please do."
He wouldn't offer if he didn't have the energy you knew this, a rather large argument took care of that when he'd overworked himself then passed out after hypnotising you once and a medic had to be rushed in. Needless to say, you weren't happy with his carelessness. And seeing how upset you were he agreed to be more careful with his health.
You didn't want to think anymore so as you lay there looking up at him with your tired eyes and weary mind, he smiles. He caresses your face and hair before taking a deep breath and reciting that familiar chant.
"Oh triple faced soul, allow me to take hold of this one's mind and soothe them of all worries and burdens. The word Beloved will be the catalyst for control."
With that simple incantation your mind belonged to Sunday for a short while. Your mind felt fuzzy and slow but not unpleasantly, the way it would when you achieved complete relaxation.
Like he had done before, he would take you through your nightly routine with this hypnosis.
"Beloved, follow me to to the bathroom." He helped you up while your body automatically followed his words and stood up.
Walking was about the most complex task you could complete, he wasn't Xipe Themself, so his power only went so far.
"Beloved, lift your arms."
You do as told and he aids in stripping you, ready to be cleaned.
"Beloved, sit on this stool and close your eyes."
You again do as told his voice muffled through the layers of hypnosis, but soothing nonetheless. "I am going to wash your face first darling." He always narrates what he does before doing it as not to startle you.
You felt a cool, wet, cloth glide over your face and you can't help but sigh with satisfaction. You feel it gently caress your cheeks and softly rub your eyes tickle behind your ears. You hear the cloth being rinsed and wrung, the muffled sounds of the water soothing you further.
"I am going to wash your upper body now darling." And, as before, you feel the damp cloth glide over your neck and upper body, letting him move you has he sees fit. Soft humming coming from him lulls you deeper into his hypnosis. The cloth glides down and caresses your chest before moving to wash your back. You'd make sounds of relaxed satisfaction if you could but your exhausted body coupled with the hypnosis has made your brain devoid of any thought or control. Just how you want it.
He moves back to the front of you with a new cloth. "Beloved, spread your legs, I need to clean you."
Your body complies without hesitation and that's what he does, making sure to be extra gentle around this sensitive area. He is thorough but doesn't linger long this time, not wanting to spark anything in you this evening.
Standing to switch the cloth again, "I'm going to wash your legs and feet now darling." Still being as gentle as ever his hands and the cloth slowly makes their way down your legs massaging them as they go. A light massage is given to your feet as well before he finishes and pats you dry with a towel before he deems your body clean.
"Beloved, open your mouth wide."
He orders next, your mind too fuzzy to think of what else could be doing. You hear more water then feel a hand on your chin. "I'm going to brush your teeth darling." Then light scrubbing of your teeth and tongue can be felt, he is thorough with this area too. Not wanting to be the reason you have cavities he takes his time. Not too long later he finishes with you. You can hear things being put away and muffled sounds of him walking around you, maybe inspecting you. Before he stops in front and,
"Beloved, open your eyes and stand up. Its time to go to bed."
You're led back into the bedroom now that he is satisfied that you are clean. "Beloved, are you ready to sleep?"
Compelled to answer, you do. "yes"
"Beloved, do you want to sleep with me?"
"Yes"
"Good, let's get to sleep then shall we."
The sounds of fabric and draws is all you hear for a moment before he guides you into bed with him.
"Beloved, lay down."
When he's satisfied you are comfortable You feel his soft skin against yours, the wings on his head lightly brushing your face in reverence before he pulls them back. It isn't often he blesses you with his naked body, the vulnerability gets to him at times.
Once you've laid down and he's pulled you close he asked one more question.
"Beloved, are you ready to be released from hypnosis?"
"Yes"
As the words leave your lips he begins the incantation to remove his influence on your mind.
"Oh triple faced soul, this one has completed this ones tasks and can now be freed from the shackles of my control with no burden."
Everything goes still as your senses return slowly, reacclimating you to reality. A few minutes pass of him softly stroking your head and neck while you come back to him.
"Thank you Sunday" a soft whisper conveying how grateful you are before you promptly pass out the exhaustion and relaxation hitting you full force as you melt into the bed and his arms.
"Oh my beloved, I'd do anything to see you happy and relaxed like this more often. I am grateful for all you do for me so it's only natural. I love you, so much my beloved."
He whispers to your sleeping self, pressing small kisses to your forehead, cheeks and nose. Watching the small twitches at the contact makes his evening and he feels like he too can finally relax.
#hsr x reader#hsr sunday#hsr sunday x reader#sunday x reader#honkai star rail x reader#i needed fluffy hypnosis so i wrote it myself yay#i headcanon him as someone who would excessively use pet names because he finds them cute#and a sense of ownership but shush#but hes really just a tired dude whose life is spiralling out of control and i just want to hug him and stroke his wings#maybe reverse comfort for him next#i have a Neuvillette amd a clive rosfield fic in the works#i want to write for Aventurine but im a bit scared#also ratio#i love him more than i did when he was introduced thanks 2.1#anyway excited for patch 2.2 Sunday. wanna see him go even crazier but also see him nice and relaxed you know?#the duality of man#this isnt my best work ever but im happy ish with it and just want to get it out.#if you do have constructive criticism thats fine please and thank you#they could never make me hate you sunday#i love him even more after 2.2
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fitzchivalry for literally no reason: i like the fool because he's mean to me. thinks of the fool's room. describes the fool's appearance in detail almost every time he sees him. the fool's my friend even tho he's rude to me. i like that he's rude to me. thinks of the fool's room. remembers every little thing he knows about the fool even years later. the fool's my friend and i love him. thinks of the fool's eyes. thinks of the fool's hands. i wonder what the fool is doing. thinks of the fool's hair. i'm his catalyst. giggle. i bonded with the fool and now i see his true beauty. his BEAUTY, DID YOU HEAR ME EVERYONE!!?!?? my wolf, who i was one with for a time and share his every thought, lays at the fool's feet and protects him even when i can't. im not gonna think about why that is. ever. he's part of our pack and i get a weird feeling in my tummy when my wolf calls him brother. for no reason at all, obviously. i gave him the earring i wouldn't even sell when my life depended on it. i hope he wears it. let the record show he touched my hand here and hugged me here (convulsively??) and he. he kissed me on the mouth here. giggle. i think i will always miss him. sniff sniff
#hes CRAZY#and i only read the first triolgy. he's gonna get even crazier isn't he#rote#farseer trilogy#fitzchivalry farseer#the fool#fitzloved
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what is this season even about
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i know we say it often but there is truly no beating the batshit crazy, could not make this up, absolute insanity of lestappen lore. wdym they’re about to start on the front row together on the anniversary of the inchident like what kind of fucked up coincidental magic is THAT
#god herself could not write this. it must be the work of satan#I just don’t get it man#every day I’m like okay lestappen has tapped out on crazy shit#it can’t get crazier#and then it does!#it must be so hard for whatever demon is coming up with this stuff#like imagine having responsibility of the decades+ lore of two generational talents#trying to kill each other rivals to homies in their spare time rivals#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen
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likelihood jean and harry can work it out: 3%
likelihood jean and harry can work it out if cuno is around: 27%
#kartarambles#not maintagging this lol#anyways i think abt how patient jean was with cuno CONSTANTLY#every time i reread that dialogue i can’t help but wonder if jean is an older sibling#pov you and your ex have to get along bc there is a kid around and he needs you both and also you need and care about him!#i do still think cuno would like kim more than jean sorry jean it’s just that kim is crazier than you#jeanharry#i guess kinda
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Damn, Swap! Stanley is toxic..... I LOVE it! :)
He's fiiiineee... We love a crazy Stanley at times. He is more in control than his Walter at least. Someone has to be leader in the duo :)
#I'll find a name for this au eventually...#but yeaaah Stanley is surely the leader here#Walter can do much without him after all...#maybe being crazier at least#until Stanley is here again#yeah I still do not recommend trying to get to this Stanley#you don't want to see this Walter getting on your ass to have his Stanley back#tsp au#tsp#tsp narrator#tspud#tsp art#dependent/insane au#lexumpy's art#tsp stanley#the stanley parable narrator
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the woman who took ruby to the church is her own damn self. calling it now and if im wrong i never said this
#i was gonna get crazier w it and say she's her own mother but surely they're not going full Predestination right#doctor who#dw lb#15th doctor#ruby sunday
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max holding his own press conference is so funny he’s like i need to talk my truth. exercising my right for free speech.
#f1#formula 1#max verstappen#the fia really thought they could get away with that#getting crazier by the day fr#singapore gp 2024
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feeling unwell. what the fuucckk. [credit]
#imagine if she managed to get her mic off the stand lol i fear it wouldve been even crazier#i want to go to there#julien baker#jb fall tour
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New type of telephone game where you ask your ex boyfriend who is dating your ex boyfriend to tell your ex boyfriend that you love him
#interview with the vampire amc#interview with the vampire#loustat#BROOOOOOOOOO#BROOOOOO#how this show gets crazier every episode???????????#loumand#interview with the vampire spoilers#iwtv spoilers
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