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calculator wrapped
you put simple maths problems you should know the answer to into the calculator a total of 5430 times!
of those, your favourite was: 7*6! (the answer is 42)
you giggled at funny numbers being on the calculator a total of 420 times!
421 times now!
your favourite number on the calculator overall was: 8008135!
you still have no idea what over half of the buttons do!
your most calculated genre this year was: division!
we look forward to a great 2023! please learn your times tables.
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)
#I saw ppl in the comments referencing this so I had to go find it myself#it’s so fuckin cute yall#also funny bc Joel was straight up like. I don’t think this will sell but if I make it cute maybe ppl will buy some#mcyt#hermitcraft#zombiecleo#smallishbeans#og post#i don’t have time to transcribe rn but I’ll try to later in a rb#hit tweets
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shen jiu's brother is exposing STERNOCLEIDMASTOID ALSO KNOWN AS THE SCM (PICTURED IN DRAWING) in addition to being implied to be exposing THE JUGULAR NOTCH BETWEEN HIS TWO CLAVICLES (COLLARBONES) SOMETIMES ALSO REFERRED TO AS THE CLAVICLE THOUGH IT IS OUT OF FRAME for every beast on the peak??? like some kind of harlot????
#svsss#shenbros#update: i know the muscles on the muscles on the neck are not the clavicle#(and knew that upon making the post)#the description was intended to be pithy and funny not an accurate description of the post#thank you for trying to inform me. there is literally nothing i can do other than delete the post at this point though#if you have rbed the unedited ver it will always be the unedited ver and everyone who rbs from you will also share the unedited ver#it will unfortunately continue to piss you off. i'm sorry.#i'm also sorry if the updated caption is rude.#danart
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can someone please just hold that mf from fall out boy already
#edit: if anyone is reading this it’s meant to be funny and don’t be annoying in my tags thanks#my post#but with the rb is like the real post
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diversity win! the fucked up doctor who tortures people in the woods is gay
#texticles#gen v#sorry fellow gen v fans people wouldnt stop being annoying abt dr who on here so im turning off rbs#it was funny when it was just my mutual making a joke but then it broke containment so hard
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something that is so funny to me is the solution to the "why does Durge have amnesia" subplot
no mystical curse, no magic potion, not a spell, no elaborate divine retribution for your failures.
no, Orin just got a really sharp stick, poked a hole in your skull and and got you an improv lobotomy . and put a worm in there
and every character who gets a chance to examine you basically goes WHOA there chief your brain is fucked up. like. thats just straight up brain damage. i cant fix that
#durge#the dark urge#bg3 spoilers#bg3#baldurs gate 3 spoilers#baldurs gate 3#theres just something so funny about the answer being so mundane#yeah i mean we could fix a curse but this is faerun#does it LOOK like we know what neurosurgery is?#my stuff#ok to rb
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Yayyy Lu update!!!
#legend of zelda#linked universe#funny#silly#lol idk what else to put here#lu memes#lu legend#lu wind#lu shitpost#also sorry kinda died for a minute lol#Anyways Lu fandom how we doing#If this gets enough RBs I’ll do the comment section
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my fav letterboxd reviews of red white & royal blue aka yaoi for white liberals
#maddie moment#uploads#f slur#feel free to rb these are really funny#1k#edit: please hate watch this on fmovies or something with ur friends im begging u its an experience
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ive been reading the death note manga and collecting funky faces that L makes bc hes silly and i love how he is drawn
(edit: look in reblogs for more <3)
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f/os that bond with you in a way only the two of you understand, doing things that most could never see as an act of love yet to you and your f/o it is the ultimate show of adoration and devotion. just…doing things that aren’t inherently romantic but when you do it with your f/o, it holds a whole new meaning. maybe it’s tradition, maybe you invented it together or hell, it was second nature from the start. in the end, you always look to one another in the midst and know you’ve found someone who you can define what life is with.
#las imaginaciones#this is for meeeee#its so funny. um. this is about my f/o and i beating the shit out of each other#teehee! 🤍#ok 2 rb#self ship
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connoreatspants sweep
#combo of 8k viewers watchin him mess with santos is so funny lmaooo#connoreatspants#see rbs for more smile#tiggady tags
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twitter art prompt context under the cut
#deltarune#lancer#fallout 4#nick valentine#art prompt#art#art meme#fo4#doodles#i would also link the og tweet but tumblr is weird about links sorry#i hope yall find the style shift as funny as i do#i can draw and shade super super well but only if its nick valentine#im posting this backwards im posting it at 8 and scheduling a rb for noon tomorrow. for funsies
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#wind howls#myart#legally speaking this is parody .#anyway uhm i made a joke with my friend and i had to commit to the bit so i made a real fun edit#enjoy fagsRus muah#also feel free to rb i worked hard on it but it was funny so im posting it#f slur#btw. paypal.me/winderrific if you want me to make more fag brand edits minimum 15 usd thank you <3. or just to be funny silly goofy
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In sum
"Of this episode or of the season in general?" Yes.
#there was another meme I wanted to edit as well that's a similar concept but I can't find it dsgsggdz I'll add it in an rb if I can find it#dndads#the peachyville horror#undesrcibed#anyways I don't think I have any serious commentary on this episode but I liked it!#I wasn't sure how Blake was gonna turn out but I quite like him lol#his chemistry with the party is funny#also glad Will saw the people's desire for the gang to have a cat companion and delivered on that#Welcome to Guttural Scream Marbles the cat who totally isn't reincarnated Tony#but yeh funny bits this episode#I enjoyed Kelsey's little dilemma over the Zuzel stuff too hehe#undescribed
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