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notahorseindisguise · 2 years ago
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you put simple maths problems you should know the answer to into the calculator a total of 5430 times!
of those, your favourite was: 7*6! (the answer is 42)
you giggled at funny numbers being on the calculator a total of 420 times! 
421 times now!
your favourite number on the calculator overall was: 8008135! 
you still have no idea what over half of the buttons do!
your most calculated genre this year was: division!
we look forward to a great 2023! please learn your times tables.
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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enderspawn · 8 months ago
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cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)
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amygdalae · 1 year ago
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Do you like him....
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danmeichael · 5 months ago
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shen jiu's brother is exposing STERNOCLEIDMASTOID ALSO KNOWN AS THE SCM (PICTURED IN DRAWING) in addition to being implied to be exposing THE JUGULAR NOTCH BETWEEN HIS TWO CLAVICLES (COLLARBONES) SOMETIMES ALSO REFERRED TO AS THE CLAVICLE THOUGH IT IS OUT OF FRAME for every beast on the peak??? like some kind of harlot????
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josephtrohman · 2 years ago
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can someone please just hold that mf from fall out boy already
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sydmarch · 1 year ago
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diversity win! the fucked up doctor who tortures people in the woods is gay
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nuka-rockit · 10 months ago
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something that is so funny to me is the solution to the "why does Durge have amnesia" subplot
no mystical curse, no magic potion, not a spell, no elaborate divine retribution for your failures.
no, Orin just got a really sharp stick, poked a hole in your skull and and got you an improv lobotomy . and put a worm in there
and every character who gets a chance to examine you basically goes WHOA there chief your brain is fucked up. like. thats just straight up brain damage. i cant fix that
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chaosfantasmic · 2 months ago
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Yayyy Lu update!!!
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sliceofdyke · 1 year ago
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my fav letterboxd reviews of red white & royal blue aka yaoi for white liberals
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staticmono · 23 days ago
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ive been reading the death note manga and collecting funky faces that L makes bc hes silly and i love how he is drawn
(edit: look in reblogs for more <3)
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everynya · 24 days ago
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f/os that bond with you in a way only the two of you understand, doing things that most could never see as an act of love yet to you and your f/o it is the ultimate show of adoration and devotion. just…doing things that aren’t inherently romantic but when you do it with your f/o, it holds a whole new meaning. maybe it’s tradition, maybe you invented it together or hell, it was second nature from the start. in the end, you always look to one another in the midst and know you’ve found someone who you can define what life is with.
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the-king-of-lemons · 2 months ago
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connoreatspants sweep
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cozylittleartblog · 11 months ago
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twitter art prompt context under the cut
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transgaysex · 2 years ago
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babacontainsmultitudes · 5 days ago
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In sum
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"Of this episode or of the season in general?" Yes.
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