#corntent

[notahorseindisguise]

politics is like one guy saying "a human life is worth like $20 at most" and the other guy saying "no!!! you dont value human life enough!!! itd be like. $300. or so. but no more than $400." meanwhile all the people this decision will effect are wondering why they are putting a number on your life. does this make sense.

[notahorseindisguise]

sound OFF!!! PLEASE LEAVE ON MUTE!! 🔇🔇

[notahorseindisguise]

im so conflicted at the inclusion of a link in this post. for one, itd be so cool if it were real. two, itd be so funny if it werent. and three, ill never know cause i Refuse to click it

[ninja-chibi]

What is this accursed hell we live in? Were we are forced to sleep one hour less for just one day a year. To catch us unaware... hhhtdhjucgh

[notahorseindisguise]

oh, ok.

[abandonedsdjfhcvndfbv]

witchs heaet would probably be my top tag everywhere if it had like 1000 corntent. well it does now but also i hate fandom i dont need to go in ther.e i get my wh posts filtered into my aquarium by friends and mutuals

[notahorseindisguise]

GEORGE TAKEI

SOMEBODY'S GETTTIN' FUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!

[carruni]

if You fuck the corn is it Corn porn

cornographic corntent

[fintimez]

Airdrop #18/09.24

Binance Moonbix – новая тапалка до даты оф релиза / Taiko Trailblazers: 2 сезон / Meet the Metalayer: Caldera / XION Venture Beyond Galxe / MagicBlock Early Access / WalletConnect Airdrop / Fertilize: The Corntent

[tropicmisfire]

Cash app and OnlyFans is linked in bio 🥰

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[notahorseindisguise]

cars: 9/10

there were some planes, helicopters, trucks, etc. in this movie.

nightmare before christmas: 3/10

i guess it was a more figurative nightmare? in that it was a bad thing that happened? but i expected a kid to wake up in a cold sweat on christmas eve.

cars 2: 8/10

even MORE non-car vehicles in this iteration

toy story: 10/10

that story sure as hell contains toys.

cars 3: 9/10

mostly focused on the cars this time. but there was a bus

little shop of horrors: 11/10

the amount of horrors in that little shop is insane

If we were to rate movies just by how accurate their titles are, Drive would be considered the greatest movie ever made

[gayteensupreme]

c o r n t e n t

i call this one "corntemplation"

[tin-cast]

Cornifest Destiny - Oil on canvas 1869

[spinninghunkofspacerock]

corn or whatever idk I’m not notahorseindisguise

[hellsitehypehouse]

it is raining loudly and lightninging loudly and thubderinging loudly. he doesnt like it very much. #vent. am i cat? maybe.

[notahorseindisguise]

why do we call them posts. twitter calls them tweets, snapchat calls them snaps, instagram calls them instagrams, we on tumblr should call them tumbles