#corntent

[notahorseindisguise]

im australian, and i loove meat pies, have them all the time, but i still dont know if other countries do. i know i only put in "american" and "not american" im sorry. but after voting rb and put in tags what country youre from and whether u have or havent. im really interested in this

[notahorseindisguise]

cars: 9/10

there were some planes, helicopters, trucks, etc. in this movie.

nightmare before christmas: 3/10

i guess it was a more figurative nightmare? in that it was a bad thing that happened? but i expected a kid to wake up in a cold sweat on christmas eve.

cars 2: 8/10

even MORE non-car vehicles in this iteration

toy story: 10/10

that story sure as hell contains toys.

cars 3: 9/10

mostly focused on the cars this time. but there was a bus

little shop of horrors: 11/10

the amount of horrors in that little shop is insane

If we were to rate movies just by how accurate their titles are, Drive would be considered the greatest movie ever made

[ninja-chibi]

What is this accursed hell we live in? Were we are forced to sleep one hour less for just one day a year. To catch us unaware... hhhtdhjucgh

[abandonedsdjfhcvndfbv]

witchs heaet would probably be my top tag everywhere if it had like 1000 corntent. well it does now but also i hate fandom i dont need to go in ther.e i get my wh posts filtered into my aquarium by friends and mutuals

[carruni]

if You fuck the corn is it Corn porn

cornographic corntent

[fintimez]

Airdrop #18/09.24

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[tropicmisfire]

Cash app and OnlyFans is linked in bio 🥰

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[gayteensupreme]

c o r n t e n t

i call this one "corntemplation"

[tin-cast]

Cornifest Destiny - Oil on canvas 1869

[spinninghunkofspacerock]

corn or whatever idk I’m not notahorseindisguise

[notahorseindisguise]

kronk post vs

came back right post

[hellsitehypehouse]

it is raining loudly and lightninging loudly and thubderinging loudly. he doesnt like it very much. #vent. am i cat? maybe.

[notahorseindisguise]

comedy used to be so easy. you jusg had to put a guy in a dress and make some jokes abkut it and everyone would laugh. but now if you put a guy in a dress the whole of tumblr will want to kiss him

[notahorseindisguise]

i think the fact that nobody on tumblr seems to understand the idea of someone coming back "normal" proves how good an idea for a show this would be.

the scientist would be the stand-in for the audience, with his suspicions about her being weird and coming back Wrong. like maybe he thinks shes eating human flesh now. but EVERY SINGLE TIME we find out that ehat it was was just something normal.

abd then in like the last episode theres a joke where shes like "haha i actually did come back wrong and now im gonna eat you!!" and lunges at him, but tgen just kisses him or something and like. shes Normal. the whole show shes normal. not even at the end is she revealed to be wrong cause she's normal

[notahorseindisguise]

i actually have this disgusting and crippling feeling of loneliness everpresent within me which could maybe be fixed if i could even brush up against another human being and physically feel as if anyone else is in the world. then again maybe im overexaggerating yk.

[notahorseindisguise]

my hair comes out SO easily. like you BARELY have to pull before a strand comes out. my hair is so bad rn and i dont know how to get it better :(((