#corntent

[notahorseindisguise]

calculator wrapped

you put simple maths problems you should know the answer to into the calculator a total of 5430 times!

of those, your favourite was: 7*6! (the answer is 42)

you giggled at funny numbers being on the calculator a total of 420 times! 

421 times now!

your favourite number on the calculator overall was: 8008135! 

you still have no idea what over half of the buttons do!

your most calculated genre this year was: division!

we look forward to a great 2023! please learn your times tables.

[notahorseindisguise]

this is literally that one guy from one punch man. like thats just what he did. the one bald guy like hammerhead or whatever his name was.

character whose villain origin story is having a job

[notahorseindisguise]

im gonna fucking cry and vomit and throw up.

im shaking

[notahorseindisguise]

sound OFF!!! PLEASE LEAVE ON MUTE!! 🔇🔇

[notahorseindisguise]

politics is like one guy saying "a human life is worth like $20 at most" and the other guy saying "no!!! you dont value human life enough!!! itd be like. $300. or so. but no more than $400." meanwhile all the people this decision will effect are wondering why they are putting a number on your life. does this make sense.

[notahorseindisguise]

oh, ok.

[notahorseindisguise]

cane toads

mutuals introduce me to your local ecosystem. I won't be invasive. I'll be very chill about it

[ninja-chibi]

What is this accursed hell we live in? Were we are forced to sleep one hour less for just one day a year. To catch us unaware... hhhtdhjucgh

[abandonedsdjfhcvndfbv]

witchs heaet would probably be my top tag everywhere if it had like 1000 corntent. well it does now but also i hate fandom i dont need to go in ther.e i get my wh posts filtered into my aquarium by friends and mutuals

[notahorseindisguise]

why do we call them posts. twitter calls them tweets, snapchat calls them snaps, instagram calls them instagrams, we on tumblr should call them tumbles

[fintimez]

Airdrop #18/09.24

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[tropicmisfire]

Cash app and OnlyFans is linked in bio 🥰

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[tin-cast]

Cornifest Destiny - Oil on canvas 1869

[notahorseindisguise]

im so conflicted at the inclusion of a link in this post. for one, itd be so cool if it were real. two, itd be so funny if it werent. and three, ill never know cause i Refuse to click it

[spinninghunkofspacerock]

corn or whatever idk I’m not notahorseindisguise

[hellsitehypehouse]

it is raining loudly and lightninging loudly and thubderinging loudly. he doesnt like it very much. #vent. am i cat? maybe.