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Something about how fast Joel covers Ellie, how many times he must've thought about the way Sarah died. That if he had turned faster he might've saved her, how he went over that scenario a million times in his head, and now he finally does it, he takes the brunt of the bomb....finally he was fast enough.
#joel miller#the way you break my heart#this is far fetched I know#ignore me#Im in my feels#ellie williams#sarah miller#joel and sarah#joel and ellie#tlou#the last of us#pedro pascal
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dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.
i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.
like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan
but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.
and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.
(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity
or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)
#listen soukoku having telepathy that they insist isn't telepathy it's just using common sense#while everyone else sobs in the corner#is a flavour of pm era skk I adore#like yes technically chuuya can in fact explain the play-by-play#process of understanding dazai's codes#it's just that no one else is going to immediately make the same far fetched connections#UGH the latest chapter of chuuya watching dazai flop and roll around on the ground like a fish while he brainstorms#not an ounce of curprise or confusion#like he's seen this a thousand times before#and even spotting his worries and dazai actually openly musing about his ideas and expressing emotions so vividly#they KNOW each other your honor#soukoku#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#the sigma show#bsd#my post
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auuuuhhhhhh curly's reluctance/inability to actually Do Anything about jimmy and his assaulting anya beyond "talking it out" and "we can fix this together" is sooo. so realistic. its so realistic. its so human. its exactly how abusive people remain at large. "he's been my friend for years, i know him, he would never do something like that, we can talk through it, i'm sure it was just a lapse in judgement and a one-time thing." and yet look at where it landed you. look at where that passiveness landed your entire crew. curly continued to be willingly passive in favor of not rocking the boat, and when it was too late, he was forced to be passive as his crew got picked off one by one.
#mouthwashing#ALSO I'M GENUINELY IN SHOCK ABOUT CURLY NOT TAKING JIMMY SERIOUSLY#WHEN HE;S LIKE ''well what if this was all a big tragedy.''#''what if nobody lived to tell the tale.''#CURLY!!!!!! CURLY HE'S ABOUT TO FUCK SHIT UP SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!#I KNOW IT SEEMS FAR-FETCHED BUT!
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Thank God splatoon 3 didn't end up introducing a playable cuttlefish dlc like I feared last year (I honestly don't think we need more new playable species, would've been too sudden, my expectations were on the floor after rotm) but the cuttlefish visuals are still so suspicious to me. This hat has to be on purpose. That's absolutely not a fucking squid or octopus
And this is undeniably a cuttlefish (and the double fin shape resembles the hat)
Like how the lack of mammals in the splatoon world and ark Polaris was something suspicious in the previous games, and characters like marigold and Glen fiddler and lil judd are suspicious now.... It's way more subtle but I think this could be the splatoon team planting some seeds in case they decide to introduce cuttlefish as a separate species in the splatoon world. ill be keeping it in the back of my mind
#splatoon#People called me crazy for insisting there was ZERO wild mammals in the splatoon world#This will be my tin foil hat for splatoon 4#It could be that they just don't figure out how to incorporate cuttlefish and scrap it#Again I don't mind I don't think splatoon needs more playable species#But some acknowledgement of cuttlefish which we know exist and seem to be a kind of inkfish would be nice#My tentative plot prediction is we travel far away. There's been a lot of mention of travel in s3#And there happen to be cuttlefish in this distant region we go to#Which would explain why we haven't seen them up until now#Inklings were told that octolings lived very far away which is the reason given for how pearl didn't recognize marina as an octoling#So distance to explain a lack of cuttlefish doesn't seem to far fetched
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Alternate timeline where Stanley doesn’t accidentally ruin Ford’s project but he still doesn’t get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano
#Happens every time I’m telling ya#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#a tale of two stans#Y’all I just thought of smth fucked up#Remember that baby pic where ford was reaching towards the yellow triangle?#What if bill’s always been there#Cuz perpetual motion machines aren’t scientifically possible (think it’s bc entropy or smth to do w/ thermodynamics)#Ford couldn’t have made one—no one can#Either he was scamming them or (if what I said abt bill above is correct) *he* fucked w/ Ford’s machine to make it weird#Bc ford getting into a top school means he has more opportunities which means a better chance of getting the portal built#And then when Ford starts being like “screw your cipher” bill’s like “oh you think you can just *leave* me; I *made* you sixer!”#“I’m the reason you got into that fancy pants college! You honestly think you could’ve built that machine#We may be a team but I’m the mvp—always have been”#Okay I know it’s far-fetched but what is the gf fandom if not full of far-fetched theories (ain’t even a theory really more like an excuse#for angst and also bc of the fact that Ford invented Physics Breaker 5000 was slwsys a sticking point for me FOR SOME REASON)#Like I truly don’t know why that of all things bothers me#I really did just devolve into fanfic in the tags of a shitpost—oh and ig ford got into west cost in that au/version of events#shitpost
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Hey, Malevolent fic writers, just a reminder, you can make any crossover happen by having Kayne send John and Arthur to whatever universe you like.
He could task them with grabbing some item for him or killing someone or simply just be like: "I want to see what happens if I put you in a room with Light Yagami." He can just do that. Any time period too. No convoluted excuse needed, Kayne wants to put those guys in situations just as much as we do and he's perfectly capable of doing so.
#yeah i got obsessed with malevolent who could have expected that from the queer horror enthusiast#this post is for everyone talking about wanting a malevolent/venom crossover but also just any other crossover#you could put them in the fnaf universe if you wanted to#the possibilities are endless#if it's too far-fetched to be another universe it could be a conjured up scenario benevolent-style#i know benevolent isn't canon but kayne is still very much like if an average tumblr user was an eldritch god#malevolent podcast#malevolent#malevolent shitpost#kayne malevolent#arthur lester#john doe
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Ok. I am all for giving Veilgaurd the space to be it's own game and appreciate it for what it is, but every time I see a person who openly talks about only getting in to dragon age this year or some other nonsense go off about how long term fans hate the game cause they cant handle change I see red.
I mean, to be a Dragon Age fan, you have to be able to accept change. Change is at the core of the experience. Whether that's a good thing or bad thing is a different question. But if you're a long-term fan of the series, you've succeeded in the task of accepting change.
The criticisms of Veilgaurd are, in my opinion, a little unique to the franchise. For all Inquisition tweaked certain lore and it irritated a lot of people- it did so with self-awareness and intention. I am thinking about how it did the Dalish dirty in many respects. For all I do not agree with that writing direction, the game itself atleast acknowledges it is 1. New information. 2. Dependent on the clan. 3. Gives you the room to roleplay your character according to previously established lore. This is just one example, of course.
Veilgaurd is unique in the fact it ignores much of the series pre-established lore and in no way owns up to it.
I have seen a lot of hateful comments about how Origins hasn't been the framework of the series since 2009. And yeah, sure to a degree that is true. The gameplay certainly got tossed out. But in many ways, Dragon Age 2 is a direct continuation of that world and setting. DA2 and Origins and the lore they established are solid and share a vision. Play as a Mahariel and engage with Merril's clan. It's the same world. The same npc's. Inquisition does not deviate that far from that vision when you look past the companions all playing devil's advocate.
I really don't think everyone disappointed with this game or finding it lacking are "blinded by nostalgia." Most Dragon Age fans will be the first ones to tell you the franchise is a mess. But acting like the games that established it as beloved to it's fans are no longer relevant is so nasty to me. You as a newer fan would not be able to play Veilgaurd if the older fans had not made the previous titles financial successes. If they had not kept the love for the series alive, this new game would never have made it out of development.
The game is good. It's enjoyable to play. It's not without its charms. It should be given room to shine for what it is. It's a miracle we have it given the development journey it went on.
But it's also a massive smack in the face to many people who loved all three previous titles. And that's a bad thing. And I hope future titles remember the lore and tone of the series better.
These two things can both be true.
#dragon age#datv#datv critical#dragon age critical#bioware critical#dragon age the veilgaurd#brekkie thoughts#i know some people are taking the negativity too far and ruining it for folks#but flipside is i have seen a lot of new fans with like a vengeful glee?? about making fun of old fans love of the old games#which ngl i have a bigger problem with that#and so many of these comments come hand in hand with#“i tried to play origins this summer and it's unplayable”#or “i couldnt even finish inquisition because of the fetch quests”#like great im glad you found a dragon age game that speaks to you#but you really dont have the credibility to tell long term supporters of this franchise that their disappointments are childish#like some of us waited over ten years to see these reveals and it's being significantly dampened by the bizareness of dock town being#less aware of it's position in the empire#than kirkwall was of its PREVIOUS position in the empire
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question for the council: is it vore or vore adjacent if, hypothetically, shen yuan was transmigrated into binghe’s body, but vacated the premises to revive binghe and return his life to him, thus awakening in binghe a need to get shen yuan back inside of him, kind of in a “i never want to separate from you” way? i’m asking for a friend
#svsss#luo binghe#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#i genuinely dont know a lot of the terms and i need to. learn to tag properly in the far fetched eventuality i actually finish a fic#help#cw: vore#maybe.#there is one person specifically i would love to ask but im shy
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Going back to the "Mazey becoming the Principle thus making her the next in line for Kipperlily to get rid off" thing, while killing her would be a quick option, I think there are other ways to get rid of her that are much more innocuous.
Mazey is a Bard and a senior. Would it really be that weird if, conveniently, she got scouted by a professional dance company or a pop star looking for backup dancers? An opportunity so good that she couldn't pass it up and would have to leave school thus making her ineligible to be president/principle?
Kipperlily already has an in with Lola Embers...
#i know she's only repped musicians/singers but i don't think recommending a dancer would be so far fetched for her#fantasy high#dimension 20#mazey phaedra#kipperlily copperkettle#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high junior year spoilers
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So this is kinda a crack theory but I was once again watching the arcane trailer and I began thinking about this little clip
Which is obviously a direct parallel to this scene from season 1
It's literally the same exact shot just with different lighting and a globe instead of a weird magic ball. They even seem to be using the same character model with the same hand tattoos and everything.
These unusual shapes like the one seen in the first image are usually associated with the hex core and Viktor
So that got me thinking. Season 2 is likely gonna have some kind of time travel plot involving Ekko.
What if the figure in both these scenes is actually Viktor who ends up being transported back in time to save Jayce and set everything in motion.
I mean the wizard in season 1 does carry a staff similar to Viktor's
I know I might be totally wrong here nonetheless it's interesting.
#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane trailer#arcane theory#crack theory#viktor arcane#trust me i know how far fetched this is#just speculating really
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Spot the difference - difficulty level: Adorable
#Sfth Patreon things#shoot from the hip#sfthposting#dich prequel dich prequel#Yes I know how far fetched it is no I do not care#Might be writing a fanfic with this as a Dich backstory if I ever get motivation and spoons and time#the unrelenting aubergine#drama at till four
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happy nationals season everyone!! for the sake of my sanity this will include both tdas nycdas and radix
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OKAY LISTEN imagine a scene where Queen Charlotte rings the bell to send for Reynolds and Brimsley. Nothing too serious they just need something or other. And in come Reynolds and Brimsley rushing in flustered, absolutely red cheeks, hair a mess, and WEARING EACH OTHERS JACKETS. Brimsley in the long blue coat that has Reynolds doing "farmer George eyes" at him and Reynolds in that small red coat looking absolutely comical. The way Charlotte would Smirk and tell them to go fetch them some wine food or whatever and too clean themselves up. Because let's be honest Charlotte and George are definitely aware of what their most trusted advisors get up to.
#brimsley x reynolds#btw guys i know its all far fetched its a fantasy it doesnt have to be historically accurate homophobic.#bridgerton#bridgerton queen charlotte#brimsley#reynolds#queen charlotte#king george#farmer george#bridgerton fanfic
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This is probably very far-fetched and a result of me overthinking it but i have a theory that Leon is secretly a yandere. So here's my little investigation :3
Piece of evidence number 1: I vaguely remember you saying something like "who said Ren is the only yandere in the game?" Or something along those lines, in an older post.
Piece of evidence number 2: In a post from june with some Leon crumbs you said: "When he was younger, Leon almost got into a fight because the weird kid in the grade below him tried to give you a ring on the playground. But Leon shut the whole ordeal down really quick because you promised to marry him first. Did you forget?" And that's just giving me yandere vibes
(Moving onto crackpot theories cause this is just me over analyzing jokes you made)
Piece of evidence number 3: You mentioned Leon, Theo and Jae would wear matching among us costumes for halloween, and Leon would be the imposter. Which made me think he might actually be an imposter lol
Piece of evidence number 4: This post was all non-canon and a joke but i'm still going to mention it. That one ask about Ren messing around with Angel's bedsheets, your response was "Who's gonna tell em about what Leon does in the bathroom during your sleepovers?? ^^"
Okay that's all i have ! Hope you have a good day !!
✦゜ANSWERED: I'm gonna need you to be a bit more quiet.................
#“This is probably far-fetched--” YOU ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS#EVEN THE CRACKPOT THEORIES T_T HOW DO YOU KNOW......#PAY RENT IF YOU'RE GONNA LIVE IN MY HEAD LIKE THIS KJGDGJGSJ#lmaooo I'm gonna need to buy your silence until I reveal the rest of 14DWY ;v;#But for real though; you're so scarily accurate that I'm genuinely worried that you somehow have access to my notes lol#💜 — 14dwy misc.#💖 — about leon.#except it's not a crackpot theory because you got it lmao#confirmed theory tag pending#<- I can't believe it took this long to exist /lh /pos#💖 — 14 days with queue.#📚 — crackpot theories.
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Paul and Lex were authorised to use a firearm
Emma, Lex, Becky and Steph have used one
Sometime after Emma (unauthorised) uses it, the helicopter crashes and Paul leaves for the Starlight Theatre where he gets infected
Sometime after Lex (authorised) uses it, they succeed in defeating Wiggly('s cult),
But sometime after Becky (unauthorised) uses it, Hatchetfield gets nuked
Sometime after Steph (unauthorised) uses it, Grace obtains the Black Book and starts devouring the souls of people she deems pervs
In conclusion, if people unathorised to use a firearm could just Not Use One, they might get a happy ending
#yes this is somewhat based off of the grace is unauthorised to use the firearm image#it's far fetched i know but we've seen weirder shit#hatchetfield#hatchetfield theory#tgwdlm#black friday#nerdy prudes must die#npmd spoilers
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yoohoo it’s august 1st and you know what that means? warsaw night 1 baby! i hope you’re all ready to bring out some very special guesses on this very special day ❤️ as always if you have any guesses about special announcements or changes or anything feel free to put them! if you want to play the surprise song game all you need to do is put your guesses in the tags or replies and i will give shoutouts to all the winners
today i’m guessing cruel summer x august (listen. i know she isn’t going to sing 2 songs from the setlist but i have such a clear vision. it’s a cruel summer with you…remember when i pulled up and said get in the car! boom the whole crowd is dead just like taylor has always wanted) and then since im lacking creativity im going to join the masses with cassandra x mad woman because these are salty songs and idk there’s kind of a salty feel to the air today 🤭
#mine#taylor swift#surprise song game#i hate when i have to redo the post haha#i know my first guess is so far fetched and if she WAS gonna do this it would be with a third non setlist song#but i have no energy to brainstorm
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